Claire was driving a car. How did they get Aboveground, you say? After convincing Jareth they wouldn't run away, he allowed them to come Aboveground. (After all, who WOULD want to leave these handsome hotties?) And Claire was driving well considering she didn't have a license. She was driving a mustang the same car as Clarice Starling. Claire was driving, Mad sat in Lestat's lap in the front passanger seat and Erik, Spike, and Jareth were squished in the back.
Claire drove up to a McDonalds. She read the menu as she thought of what she wants.
"What is this 'Mc Patty'?" Erik asked confused.
"Wekslekslwecpmepoepweonmf?" said the speaker.
"Yeah, um- can I have some Chicken McNuggets. Y'know how you have the six piece?"
"mgmg."
"Can I have 4 chicken McNuggets please,"Claire said.
"MHasklejnfoiskonaoief."
"Take two and throw them away and give me four chicken McNuggets."
"Mjsdjdhjdj JKJBsdjsjd."
"Take two and shove them up your ASS and give me FOUR chicken McNuggets."
"mhrksm."
"And can I have a drink that's half diet coke and half regular coke? Cause I'm trying to watch my figure... um---- Fuck my ass--- can I have a small, a SMALL frosty..." Claire paused and looked at everyone else. "All right what do you want?"
Mad thought before saying, "Can I have a Junior- a JUNIOR Mcpatty. And... uh- can I have a medium coke and..."
"OH COME ON WITH THE ORDER!" Claire complains.
"That's it... that's it..." Mad giggles.
"nmgika shjjkhs 17.99akjasjkbdf."
"You got any money?" Claire asks.
Spike shakes his head. "I steal."
Jareth shakes his head, "I'm a King for Undergrounds sake."
Lestat shook his head, "I don't eat food."
"I have money," Erik says and he hands a bag to Claire.
"Erik," Claire says as she peers inside. "This is Francs we are in America now... we use dollars!" She tosses the bag back at him, starting to go insane again.
"HERE!" Mad says as she takes out her money.
Claire grabs it and looks at it. "All right we only have... I'm gonna need to have to cancel the last two things that I ordered."
"Mhgfhhfm."
"All right, let's go to the next window."
At first, Mad was content by making "Vroom" noises. Lestat kept running his hands over her stomach as she batted them away. Claire wowed Spike and Jareth and sickened Erik with tales of the inexplicable. (No details sorry) But when they pulled up to the food window Mad had a bit of a fit.
"I'm hungry...I'm hungry...I'm hungry!"
"PIPE DOWN YOU NELLY!" shouted Spike.
"SHUT UP!" called Claire.
"The noises..." whispered Erik.
Jareth was leaning forward, trying to touch Claire's butt but was getting pulled back by a contraption called a "seat belt."
Lestat also said nothing because he was busy sniffing Mad's hair.
"Look. It's getting late, we're hungry and we're tired." Claire explained.
"We're not!" replied the two vampires.
"Whatever, I say we just check into a motel and get some...."
"Arse?" Spike asked.
"No! She means sleep!" Mad corrected.
"Sleep? Vampires never sleep! The night is when we love! The night is when we...OW!" Lestat never finished his dumb idea because Erik had pulled his hair.
"That's enough..." he hissed.
The checked into a hotel and got three rooms. Vampires got one, Jareth and Erik in the other, and Mad and Claire in the last. No sooner than they had settled, Claire heard a tapping at the window. She woke Mad and pointed.
"It's a BAT!" Mad said, stupidly.
"Thank you, Captain Obvious." Claire replied.
"Let's let it in!" Mad said as she bounced over to the window.
"Mad NO!"
But it was too late. Madlan had opened the window and in came the bat. Claire was terrified at first. Bats meant rabies. Or even worse, ANOTHER VAMPIRE. Claire was just about to freak herself out when the bat flew in and crashing, changing into his human form. He looked at Mad for a second.
"Che bella..." He said to her.
"Che beeeeeeeeeeeelllllla!" He lunged at her.
"HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA!" Mad cried out.
"Sarah, I LOVE YOU!" The man cried out.
The was the sound of many feet as Erik and Jareth came stumbling in. Claire glanced that way. But that's all it took. Immediately she started to laugh hysterically.
Erik was dressed in his Chinese Dressing Robe. Jareth, however, was in "yummy sushi" pj's complete with booties. He was even holding a pink bunny rabbit by it's arm.
"Sarah?" he said.
Claire fell to the floor. Laughing.
The vampire turned around when Erik flipped on the lights. And Madlan gasped.
"Count Von KROLOCK!" She said. "What are you-" and she paused. She just saw Jareth's pj's and started to cackle because you see Mad doesn't laugh- she's incapable of it- she can only cackle insanely.
Claire made no sound as she started to cry. Laughing.
Erik froze when he saw the vampire.
"Heeeeey!" Erik said. "You kind of look like me! If I actually had a whole face..."
"If I was alive, maybe," Then Krolock froze. "You sound like me!"
Claire started to turn blue. Laughing.
"Let's sing something! To see if we can find out!" Erik suggested, highly suspicious of this man.
"How about Music of the Night," Krolock suggested.
And with that both men started to sing. With the same exact voice. And this brought Spike and Lestat in.
Mad started to swoon because it was too much for her. Two men... exactly like Michael Crawford! Lestat caught her as she fainted.
Claire was blue, crying, shaking, and boardering on passing out. Laughing.
Spike finally noticed Claire on the floor. But thought it was something else.
"SHE'S HAVING A BLOODY SIEZURE, YOU WANKERS!"
All the men stopped and looked at Claire.
But she had passed out. Laughing.
Erik stared in disbelief. Spike angrily scooped up Claire. Jareth scowled and warped into a stunning black number. Lestat sniffed Mad just because he's horny...
"I didn't do it this time!" von Krolock said.
"What did you do?" Spike fumed.
"Nothing!" shouted von Krolock.
"I came in! I saw Sarah only she was a little shorter and softer...but I came in and said..."
Mad shot up.
"IT'S GOODWIN!"
Claire shot up.
"ACK!"
Lestat got hit in the face with Mad's hair.
Claire looked around for Jareth... and then saw he wasn't wearing "The PJs" anymore. But she still cracked up at the memory. And then she remembered what Mad said and she shot up.
"Goodwin, where?"
And she saw Count von Krolock.
"Giovanni!" she ran to him and hugged him.
Krolock froze... he was staring at her neck. He wiggles his eyebrows at you briefly before saying "Itsa too good". And just before he bites her....
"HEY!" Spike says as he yanks Claire away. "She's my nibblet- not yours!"
Krolock grabbed hold of her and tugged. "My snack, boy! She offered herself to me!"
And once again, Claire became a tug-o-war rope.
"Not this again!" Claire cried. And then she made a decision. "All right- that's it!"
Claire pushed both men away. She walked over to the Phantom and said, "I choose you," before making out with him.
Mad fell over. Laughing.
Claire drove up to a McDonalds. She read the menu as she thought of what she wants.
"What is this 'Mc Patty'?" Erik asked confused.
"Wekslekslwecpmepoepweonmf?" said the speaker.
"Yeah, um- can I have some Chicken McNuggets. Y'know how you have the six piece?"
"mgmg."
"Can I have 4 chicken McNuggets please,"Claire said.
"MHasklejnfoiskonaoief."
"Take two and throw them away and give me four chicken McNuggets."
"Mjsdjdhjdj JKJBsdjsjd."
"Take two and shove them up your ASS and give me FOUR chicken McNuggets."
"mhrksm."
"And can I have a drink that's half diet coke and half regular coke? Cause I'm trying to watch my figure... um---- Fuck my ass--- can I have a small, a SMALL frosty..." Claire paused and looked at everyone else. "All right what do you want?"
Mad thought before saying, "Can I have a Junior- a JUNIOR Mcpatty. And... uh- can I have a medium coke and..."
"OH COME ON WITH THE ORDER!" Claire complains.
"That's it... that's it..." Mad giggles.
"nmgika shjjkhs 17.99akjasjkbdf."
"You got any money?" Claire asks.
Spike shakes his head. "I steal."
Jareth shakes his head, "I'm a King for Undergrounds sake."
Lestat shook his head, "I don't eat food."
"I have money," Erik says and he hands a bag to Claire.
"Erik," Claire says as she peers inside. "This is Francs we are in America now... we use dollars!" She tosses the bag back at him, starting to go insane again.
"HERE!" Mad says as she takes out her money.
Claire grabs it and looks at it. "All right we only have... I'm gonna need to have to cancel the last two things that I ordered."
"Mhgfhhfm."
"All right, let's go to the next window."
At first, Mad was content by making "Vroom" noises. Lestat kept running his hands over her stomach as she batted them away. Claire wowed Spike and Jareth and sickened Erik with tales of the inexplicable. (No details sorry) But when they pulled up to the food window Mad had a bit of a fit.
"I'm hungry...I'm hungry...I'm hungry!"
"PIPE DOWN YOU NELLY!" shouted Spike.
"SHUT UP!" called Claire.
"The noises..." whispered Erik.
Jareth was leaning forward, trying to touch Claire's butt but was getting pulled back by a contraption called a "seat belt."
Lestat also said nothing because he was busy sniffing Mad's hair.
"Look. It's getting late, we're hungry and we're tired." Claire explained.
"We're not!" replied the two vampires.
"Whatever, I say we just check into a motel and get some...."
"Arse?" Spike asked.
"No! She means sleep!" Mad corrected.
"Sleep? Vampires never sleep! The night is when we love! The night is when we...OW!" Lestat never finished his dumb idea because Erik had pulled his hair.
"That's enough..." he hissed.
The checked into a hotel and got three rooms. Vampires got one, Jareth and Erik in the other, and Mad and Claire in the last. No sooner than they had settled, Claire heard a tapping at the window. She woke Mad and pointed.
"It's a BAT!" Mad said, stupidly.
"Thank you, Captain Obvious." Claire replied.
"Let's let it in!" Mad said as she bounced over to the window.
"Mad NO!"
But it was too late. Madlan had opened the window and in came the bat. Claire was terrified at first. Bats meant rabies. Or even worse, ANOTHER VAMPIRE. Claire was just about to freak herself out when the bat flew in and crashing, changing into his human form. He looked at Mad for a second.
"Che bella..." He said to her.
"Che beeeeeeeeeeeelllllla!" He lunged at her.
"HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA!" Mad cried out.
"Sarah, I LOVE YOU!" The man cried out.
The was the sound of many feet as Erik and Jareth came stumbling in. Claire glanced that way. But that's all it took. Immediately she started to laugh hysterically.
Erik was dressed in his Chinese Dressing Robe. Jareth, however, was in "yummy sushi" pj's complete with booties. He was even holding a pink bunny rabbit by it's arm.
"Sarah?" he said.
Claire fell to the floor. Laughing.
The vampire turned around when Erik flipped on the lights. And Madlan gasped.
"Count Von KROLOCK!" She said. "What are you-" and she paused. She just saw Jareth's pj's and started to cackle because you see Mad doesn't laugh- she's incapable of it- she can only cackle insanely.
Claire made no sound as she started to cry. Laughing.
Erik froze when he saw the vampire.
"Heeeeey!" Erik said. "You kind of look like me! If I actually had a whole face..."
"If I was alive, maybe," Then Krolock froze. "You sound like me!"
Claire started to turn blue. Laughing.
"Let's sing something! To see if we can find out!" Erik suggested, highly suspicious of this man.
"How about Music of the Night," Krolock suggested.
And with that both men started to sing. With the same exact voice. And this brought Spike and Lestat in.
Mad started to swoon because it was too much for her. Two men... exactly like Michael Crawford! Lestat caught her as she fainted.
Claire was blue, crying, shaking, and boardering on passing out. Laughing.
Spike finally noticed Claire on the floor. But thought it was something else.
"SHE'S HAVING A BLOODY SIEZURE, YOU WANKERS!"
All the men stopped and looked at Claire.
But she had passed out. Laughing.
Erik stared in disbelief. Spike angrily scooped up Claire. Jareth scowled and warped into a stunning black number. Lestat sniffed Mad just because he's horny...
"I didn't do it this time!" von Krolock said.
"What did you do?" Spike fumed.
"Nothing!" shouted von Krolock.
"I came in! I saw Sarah only she was a little shorter and softer...but I came in and said..."
Mad shot up.
"IT'S GOODWIN!"
Claire shot up.
"ACK!"
Lestat got hit in the face with Mad's hair.
Claire looked around for Jareth... and then saw he wasn't wearing "The PJs" anymore. But she still cracked up at the memory. And then she remembered what Mad said and she shot up.
"Goodwin, where?"
And she saw Count von Krolock.
"Giovanni!" she ran to him and hugged him.
Krolock froze... he was staring at her neck. He wiggles his eyebrows at you briefly before saying "Itsa too good". And just before he bites her....
"HEY!" Spike says as he yanks Claire away. "She's my nibblet- not yours!"
Krolock grabbed hold of her and tugged. "My snack, boy! She offered herself to me!"
And once again, Claire became a tug-o-war rope.
"Not this again!" Claire cried. And then she made a decision. "All right- that's it!"
Claire pushed both men away. She walked over to the Phantom and said, "I choose you," before making out with him.
Mad fell over. Laughing.