In loving memory of the tv show: BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
RIP
CHEESE MADE US DO IT!
Suddenly, not two seconds after Mad had collapsed, (Laughing) a lightening bolt struck the floor through the open window.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" screamed Lestat, jumping into Jareth's arms. "FIREEE!!!!! -- Oooh, you've been working out..." he said drooling and rubbing Jareth's chest.
Jareth promptly dropped Lestat on the floor. "Shut up, you ninny! We've got company!" He gestured to the two women standing where the lightening had struck.
A short young woman with brown hair and long legs stood behind a slightly taller woman, who was covered in scars and somewhat muscular. Their faces were a little wet from the rain dripping from their brown hair, the taller one with a smirk painted across her mouth.
Claire suddenly stopped sucking face with Erik and screamed, "Hazel!!" and jumped on top of the taller woman, squashing her face in her chest. "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?"
"Baldwin."
"Oh, no wonder I couldn't find you, who lives in BALDWIN?"
"No one, the government just makes it look like it's highly populated. You know, like Lewbeach."
"Where?"
"Exactly."
Erik, who was recovering from oxygen deprivation, coughed and yelled, "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS GOING ON HERE???"
"That's my line, ya wanker!!" Spike glared at the Phantom.
"Err, excuse me? Yeah, Memo here... mind giving me some attention, Claire? You know, Haze isn't the--OH MY GODS, IS THAT LESTAT??"
Claire smirked and said, "Who do ya think it is, Tom Cruise with fluffy hair and fangs?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" Memo launched herself towards Lestat and proceeded to climb on his shoulders. "HAIIRR!!! BLONDE!!! FLUFFY!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!" Memo continued to sniff Lestat's hair until she became 'orgasmic.'
Claire slapped her forehead and sighed, "Oh God, not another one..."
Hazel sighed and stroked Claire's hair against her chest. "I feel ya sista... in more ways than one." she winked.
Mad suddenly woke up as her Lestat Radar came on. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, BEE-ATCH!?"
Memo screamed back, "YOU SOUND LIKE GOODWIN IN BEANS!!! OH MY GOD, AND LOOK AT YOUR NAILS!!"
Mad tore Memo off Lestat's hair, who seemed dazed by the moaning that had been going on in his hair from Memo. Memo then proceeded to rip out Mad's hair and growling, "MY SEXY FRENCH VAMPIRE!!!"
"YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE ARMAND!"
"WELL...SOOO???" She suddenly calmed down and remarked, "One cannot have too many sexy European men."
"Here, here!" Claire shouted from buried in Hazel's dress, whilst blowing kisses at Spike.
Mad blinked and after a while yelled, "YOU CAN'T HAVE EVERY EUROPEAN MAN IN THE WORLD!!"
"Quite right, it wouldn't be fair. You can have Mister Anti-Social over there," Memo gestured to Erik.
Claire huffed, "That one's mine, watch it!"
Mad retaliated. "Oh yeah?? I don't see your name on him!!"
A long pause.
Erik blushed and Claire smirked. "Turn around Erik-poo."
Erik did as he was told as Claire reached over and pulled down his pants and exposed his ass. C-L-A was on the left cheek, I-R-E on the right.
Jareth started retching. "I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT!!"
Mad snapped her fingers. "DAMN! I shoulda thought of that."
Lestat mumbled, "And to think under all those concealing capes he has such a tight ass..."
Spike sat down on the floor and rocked his body in a fetal position in denial. "I did not a see a phantom's ass, I did not see a phantom's ass."
Claire slapped his ass and told him to pull his pants back up. "Yes that's right, this tight ass is AAAAAALL MIIIIIIIIIIIINE..." Hazel rolled her eyes.
"Eh, I've seen better... in the mirror."
Memo gasped at the sight of Spike and whispered crazy things in his ear, brainwashing him. Spike then changed his mantra to "I'm not a muffin, I'm not a muffin, I'm not a muffin..."
Mad leaned in to him and said "Aww, poor baby..." She leaned closer to him and smiled warmly. "You're not a muffin... don't worry..."
Spike sniffled and managed, "I'm not?"
"No... you're a CROISSANT!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Memo jumped on Lestat and made out with him and felt his crotch, much to his content. "Wait a second... HE STUFFS!? Aw, shit!"
Claire nodded and smiled. "Stuffer."
Memo thought for a minute and decided, "It's not the size of the car. It's how you ride it." Lestat grinned and hugged Memo.
"I knew you'd be the type to like it on top..."
Claire suddenly burst, "HEY HEY HEY!! TOO MUCH SEXUAL INFO!! VIRGIN EARS SEARING OVER HERE!!"
Spike snapped back to reality and blinked. "You're a virgin?"
"Yeah..."
Spike and Lestat grinned and said simultaneously, "Mmm... virgin blood..."
Hazel snatched Claire possessively. "MINE!! BACK OFF, VAMPS!!" and bared her OWN fangs.
Lestat's eyes widened. "You're one too? Wait...do YOU like it on top?" His eyes dipped to her low collar line.
Mad piped up happily.
"I like it on top!"
Silence. Everyone stared at little Mad. She stared back. They stared at her, she stared back, they stared at her, she stared back. Mad then took out an all-day-sucker, and smiled. Lestat raised his eyebrow.
"Too cute. Too Claudia."
Memo grabbed the sucker.
"Mine!"
Mad took out a chocolate bar.
"You give me back the sucker,"
Claire answered.
"That didn't sound right."
Mad shot her a look and turned back.
"And I'll give you chocolate."
Hazel braced herself. Memo's eyes became huge.
"Cha...? Choco...? ChocoLATE? Reawwy?"
Erik hid behind his fedora, Jareth stepped back, Spike was still in the corner while Lestat stared at Mad's boobs.
"Yeah!" Mad smiled.
"MINE!" shrieked Memo and dashed for the chocolate. She dropped the sucker and munched the candy in the corner quietly.
"Hooray for red." Hazel chuckled.
Mad bowed as they applauded. All except for Spike, who was incoherent, and Erik who sighed. Lestat began salivating blood and Claire snuggled against Hazel. Hazel looked at Mad and Claire and grinned.
"Hey Claire?" She started to whisper in her ear.
At first, Claire smiled but then she had an 'eww!' look on her face.
"No way! Mad's my friend! That's disgusting!"
Hazel grinned.
"Well it was just a suggestion."
Jareth sat down looking bored.
"I wanna little."
Claire yelled.
"You'll get it later!"
Lestat was inspecting Memo who had gotten extremely quiet.
Mad was bored too and started to walk towards Jareth. Jareth smiled.
"Hey, cutie!"
Of course, Mad walked right past him.
"Where are you going?"
"Ewik?" Mad cooed.
This time, Clare braced herself.
Erik looked at her out of the corner of his eye.
"I'm sowwy." She said snuggling into him.
"Vous êtes malade." Erik hissed.
"Thank you!" Mad giggled.
But, unfortunately Memo finished the candy bar.
"YAAAH! MORE!"
They all stared at Memo, Memo stared back, they stared some more, Memo stared back, They stared some more....
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Ten hours later
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They stared some more, Memo stared back. Finally, the cameraman passed out and the camera was focused on feet.
"Blast it! You killed him!"
"We didn't do anything it was Memo's fault!"
"Chocolate!"
"Well what are we going to do now, hmm?"
"Show us your boobs!"
"LATER!"
"We need someone to do the camera."
"Derrrr!"
"I'll do it!"
Lestat ran and grabbed the camera. Of course, he was bad and he knew what to do. First he filmed ten minutes of Hazel's muscular, impressive boobs. Then went for Memo's cute perky boobs. Then he got a shot of Mad's large, cushiony boobs and was about to go for Claire's shapely boobs when....
''MY FACE IS A LITTLE HIGHER BUCKO!''
The camera went fuzzy.
RIP
CHEESE MADE US DO IT!
Suddenly, not two seconds after Mad had collapsed, (Laughing) a lightening bolt struck the floor through the open window.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" screamed Lestat, jumping into Jareth's arms. "FIREEE!!!!! -- Oooh, you've been working out..." he said drooling and rubbing Jareth's chest.
Jareth promptly dropped Lestat on the floor. "Shut up, you ninny! We've got company!" He gestured to the two women standing where the lightening had struck.
A short young woman with brown hair and long legs stood behind a slightly taller woman, who was covered in scars and somewhat muscular. Their faces were a little wet from the rain dripping from their brown hair, the taller one with a smirk painted across her mouth.
Claire suddenly stopped sucking face with Erik and screamed, "Hazel!!" and jumped on top of the taller woman, squashing her face in her chest. "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?"
"Baldwin."
"Oh, no wonder I couldn't find you, who lives in BALDWIN?"
"No one, the government just makes it look like it's highly populated. You know, like Lewbeach."
"Where?"
"Exactly."
Erik, who was recovering from oxygen deprivation, coughed and yelled, "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS GOING ON HERE???"
"That's my line, ya wanker!!" Spike glared at the Phantom.
"Err, excuse me? Yeah, Memo here... mind giving me some attention, Claire? You know, Haze isn't the--OH MY GODS, IS THAT LESTAT??"
Claire smirked and said, "Who do ya think it is, Tom Cruise with fluffy hair and fangs?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" Memo launched herself towards Lestat and proceeded to climb on his shoulders. "HAIIRR!!! BLONDE!!! FLUFFY!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!" Memo continued to sniff Lestat's hair until she became 'orgasmic.'
Claire slapped her forehead and sighed, "Oh God, not another one..."
Hazel sighed and stroked Claire's hair against her chest. "I feel ya sista... in more ways than one." she winked.
Mad suddenly woke up as her Lestat Radar came on. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, BEE-ATCH!?"
Memo screamed back, "YOU SOUND LIKE GOODWIN IN BEANS!!! OH MY GOD, AND LOOK AT YOUR NAILS!!"
Mad tore Memo off Lestat's hair, who seemed dazed by the moaning that had been going on in his hair from Memo. Memo then proceeded to rip out Mad's hair and growling, "MY SEXY FRENCH VAMPIRE!!!"
"YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE ARMAND!"
"WELL...SOOO???" She suddenly calmed down and remarked, "One cannot have too many sexy European men."
"Here, here!" Claire shouted from buried in Hazel's dress, whilst blowing kisses at Spike.
Mad blinked and after a while yelled, "YOU CAN'T HAVE EVERY EUROPEAN MAN IN THE WORLD!!"
"Quite right, it wouldn't be fair. You can have Mister Anti-Social over there," Memo gestured to Erik.
Claire huffed, "That one's mine, watch it!"
Mad retaliated. "Oh yeah?? I don't see your name on him!!"
A long pause.
Erik blushed and Claire smirked. "Turn around Erik-poo."
Erik did as he was told as Claire reached over and pulled down his pants and exposed his ass. C-L-A was on the left cheek, I-R-E on the right.
Jareth started retching. "I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT!!"
Mad snapped her fingers. "DAMN! I shoulda thought of that."
Lestat mumbled, "And to think under all those concealing capes he has such a tight ass..."
Spike sat down on the floor and rocked his body in a fetal position in denial. "I did not a see a phantom's ass, I did not see a phantom's ass."
Claire slapped his ass and told him to pull his pants back up. "Yes that's right, this tight ass is AAAAAALL MIIIIIIIIIIIINE..." Hazel rolled her eyes.
"Eh, I've seen better... in the mirror."
Memo gasped at the sight of Spike and whispered crazy things in his ear, brainwashing him. Spike then changed his mantra to "I'm not a muffin, I'm not a muffin, I'm not a muffin..."
Mad leaned in to him and said "Aww, poor baby..." She leaned closer to him and smiled warmly. "You're not a muffin... don't worry..."
Spike sniffled and managed, "I'm not?"
"No... you're a CROISSANT!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Memo jumped on Lestat and made out with him and felt his crotch, much to his content. "Wait a second... HE STUFFS!? Aw, shit!"
Claire nodded and smiled. "Stuffer."
Memo thought for a minute and decided, "It's not the size of the car. It's how you ride it." Lestat grinned and hugged Memo.
"I knew you'd be the type to like it on top..."
Claire suddenly burst, "HEY HEY HEY!! TOO MUCH SEXUAL INFO!! VIRGIN EARS SEARING OVER HERE!!"
Spike snapped back to reality and blinked. "You're a virgin?"
"Yeah..."
Spike and Lestat grinned and said simultaneously, "Mmm... virgin blood..."
Hazel snatched Claire possessively. "MINE!! BACK OFF, VAMPS!!" and bared her OWN fangs.
Lestat's eyes widened. "You're one too? Wait...do YOU like it on top?" His eyes dipped to her low collar line.
Mad piped up happily.
"I like it on top!"
Silence. Everyone stared at little Mad. She stared back. They stared at her, she stared back, they stared at her, she stared back. Mad then took out an all-day-sucker, and smiled. Lestat raised his eyebrow.
"Too cute. Too Claudia."
Memo grabbed the sucker.
"Mine!"
Mad took out a chocolate bar.
"You give me back the sucker,"
Claire answered.
"That didn't sound right."
Mad shot her a look and turned back.
"And I'll give you chocolate."
Hazel braced herself. Memo's eyes became huge.
"Cha...? Choco...? ChocoLATE? Reawwy?"
Erik hid behind his fedora, Jareth stepped back, Spike was still in the corner while Lestat stared at Mad's boobs.
"Yeah!" Mad smiled.
"MINE!" shrieked Memo and dashed for the chocolate. She dropped the sucker and munched the candy in the corner quietly.
"Hooray for red." Hazel chuckled.
Mad bowed as they applauded. All except for Spike, who was incoherent, and Erik who sighed. Lestat began salivating blood and Claire snuggled against Hazel. Hazel looked at Mad and Claire and grinned.
"Hey Claire?" She started to whisper in her ear.
At first, Claire smiled but then she had an 'eww!' look on her face.
"No way! Mad's my friend! That's disgusting!"
Hazel grinned.
"Well it was just a suggestion."
Jareth sat down looking bored.
"I wanna little."
Claire yelled.
"You'll get it later!"
Lestat was inspecting Memo who had gotten extremely quiet.
Mad was bored too and started to walk towards Jareth. Jareth smiled.
"Hey, cutie!"
Of course, Mad walked right past him.
"Where are you going?"
"Ewik?" Mad cooed.
This time, Clare braced herself.
Erik looked at her out of the corner of his eye.
"I'm sowwy." She said snuggling into him.
"Vous êtes malade." Erik hissed.
"Thank you!" Mad giggled.
But, unfortunately Memo finished the candy bar.
"YAAAH! MORE!"
They all stared at Memo, Memo stared back, they stared some more, Memo stared back, They stared some more....
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Ten hours later
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They stared some more, Memo stared back. Finally, the cameraman passed out and the camera was focused on feet.
"Blast it! You killed him!"
"We didn't do anything it was Memo's fault!"
"Chocolate!"
"Well what are we going to do now, hmm?"
"Show us your boobs!"
"LATER!"
"We need someone to do the camera."
"Derrrr!"
"I'll do it!"
Lestat ran and grabbed the camera. Of course, he was bad and he knew what to do. First he filmed ten minutes of Hazel's muscular, impressive boobs. Then went for Memo's cute perky boobs. Then he got a shot of Mad's large, cushiony boobs and was about to go for Claire's shapely boobs when....
''MY FACE IS A LITTLE HIGHER BUCKO!''
The camera went fuzzy.