Announcer: Hello and welcome to the Just Julia show for our Fifth show!!!
Todays guests are Kenshin from Ruruni Kenshin or Samurai X, Vash from
Trigun, and a special appearance from Goku.who is from DBZ...NOW!!!! Here
is our hostess.....JULIA!!!!!!
Audience: [Appluases and cheers loudy]
Julia: [Walks out waving and sits in her soft kooshy chair]
[There is a change in the studio and Julia herself. There is now a long black soft couch for the guests and a black, soft, kooshy chair for Julia. The audience has movie theater-like chairs and there is a sign behind the chairs that says "Just Julia, the only Talkshow with Class -or not". Julia now has black hair with red highlights and it is just above her shoulders. She wears tight blue pants and a white hulter top]
Julia: [Smiles and waves to her fans and waits for appluasing to stop] Yes, well, welcome back to Just Julia. [has to stop again because of all the appluasing and cheering] Okay okay! Well, sorry about that long break, but Im back and as you can see, our profits had skyrocketted since the beginning of the show. [Major cheer and applaude from the audience] YEAH!!!! Well, we have a great show for you today, Goku is here- [Audience boos] [Julia does two thumbs down and sticks out her tongue] Yeah I know! Anyways, we will have a special thing at the end for your patient wait. Oh and to those people who wrote threat notes to me for being gone for so long, I want you to know I got them AND the bricks that fell through my window. Well, lets bring out our first guest, Kenshin!!!
Kenshin: [Walks out and sits down on the couch on the side closest to me] Hello, Miss Talana, thank you for having me here today.
Julia: Great to have you. I just want to say that I LOVE your show!
Kenshin: Thank you, the cast is really good. Although, I have to say that Yahiko sometimes is a bit [searches for the word]
Julia: Bratty?
Kenshin: To put it nicely.
Julia: Yeah. [smile] Anyways, so what do you REALLY think of Kaoru?
Kenshin: Shes pretty, but a bit stubborn and mean at times.
Julia: I think you two should get together.
Kenshin: [sweatdrop] heh heh! I don't think that would be a good idea, that I don't.
Julia: What do you do in your spare time???
Kenshin: I train and have fun.
Julia: What kind of fun?
Kenshin: That is none of your buisness.
Julia: I suppose youre right.
Kenshin: Would you like to go out after the show?
Julia: [has stars in eyes] Really??? Yes of course!!!!
Kenshin: Good!
Julia: [sigh] Ahem..... Next we have Vash from Trigun. Come on out!
[a guy runs out on the stage and whispers something in Julia's ear]
Julia: [pales then gets angry] WELL JUST GET HIM IN HERE OKAY!!???
Guy: Yes ma'am!!! [runs off to get Vash]
Julia: [Calms down and smiles] Sorry about that! We're having difficulties. [Forces smile and corner of mouth twitches]
[evil laughter]
Unknown: How stupid, you come back after how long and you cant even get your second guest out here. How pathetic.
Julia: Whos there!?
Kenshin: [stands up and pulls out reverse blade sword] Don't worry Miss Talana, I will take care of this person. Show yourself.
Julia: [Happy sigh] Alright. [watches him lovingly]
[The guy jumps to the stagr and it is none other than Inu-Yasha]
Julia: [gasp] Its you! Kill him Kenshin!
Kenshin: Im sorry Miss Talana, but I don't kill anymore. I use my sword to protect, not to kill.
Julia: WHAT!? Inu-Yasha: Heh heh heh!!! How pathetic.
Julia: Arrg.
Vash: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! [He comes running out on stage followed by a bounty hunter]
Everyone: [Sweatdrop]
Inu-Yasha: Idiot.
Kenshin: [in a flash he had slashed the bounty hunter and he fell down]
Vash: Thanks a million!
Julia: Vash! Come, sit! NOW!
Vash: Alright alright. [Sits down] Hi.
Julia: Hi! [Walks over to kenshin and makes him sit on the couch then takes Inu-Yasha and has him sit on the couch too.] Okay then, Vash, how are you?
Vash: Good I guess.
Julia: Good, good, so I hear you are worth a lot of money.
Vash: Well, I am Vash the stampede!
Inu-Yasha: Feh. You didn't bring him here to interview him, you brought him here for the reward!
Julia: Whatever, what do you know? [Waves him off]
Vash: ......
Julia: [whistles]
Police: [Barge in and take Vash] WE got you now!
Vash: Huh? WHAT!? Letme go!!!
Julia: [Takes the money] Hehe!
Inu-Yasha: See?
Kenshin: That wasn't very nice, that it wasn't.
Inu-Yasha: Don't even bother, she cant hear you.
Julia: [In a daze]
Announcer: Julia.... Julia? JULIA!
Julia: [is startled] WHAT!?
Announcer: Third guest?
Julia: Oh, yeah, him.... [annoyed look] okay okay, lets bring out Goku. [annoyed sigh]
Goku: [Walks out and sits down] Hi!
Julia: How does it feel to be stupid?
Goku: What?
Julia: That's what I thought.
Goku: [confused]
Julia: Do you love Chichi?
Goku: Whats love?
Julia: Yeah....If you don't know, ask Inu-Yasha, he is in a love triangle right now. [smirk]
Inu-Yasha: Shuddup! [Tries to attack Julia]
Julia: [Evades] Now that wasn't very nice, was it?
Inu-Yasah: [has a sad look on his face. Walks off stage and away]
Julia: [feels sad and guilty now.]
Audience: AWWWWWWW!!!!
Person in Audience: Why don't you go after him!?
Audience: YEAH!
Julia: Yeah! I will! [runz off] Inu-Yasha WAIT!!!!
Kenshin: This is the end of the show, that it is.
END!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: [Appluases and cheers loudy]
Julia: [Walks out waving and sits in her soft kooshy chair]
[There is a change in the studio and Julia herself. There is now a long black soft couch for the guests and a black, soft, kooshy chair for Julia. The audience has movie theater-like chairs and there is a sign behind the chairs that says "Just Julia, the only Talkshow with Class -or not". Julia now has black hair with red highlights and it is just above her shoulders. She wears tight blue pants and a white hulter top]
Julia: [Smiles and waves to her fans and waits for appluasing to stop] Yes, well, welcome back to Just Julia. [has to stop again because of all the appluasing and cheering] Okay okay! Well, sorry about that long break, but Im back and as you can see, our profits had skyrocketted since the beginning of the show. [Major cheer and applaude from the audience] YEAH!!!! Well, we have a great show for you today, Goku is here- [Audience boos] [Julia does two thumbs down and sticks out her tongue] Yeah I know! Anyways, we will have a special thing at the end for your patient wait. Oh and to those people who wrote threat notes to me for being gone for so long, I want you to know I got them AND the bricks that fell through my window. Well, lets bring out our first guest, Kenshin!!!
Kenshin: [Walks out and sits down on the couch on the side closest to me] Hello, Miss Talana, thank you for having me here today.
Julia: Great to have you. I just want to say that I LOVE your show!
Kenshin: Thank you, the cast is really good. Although, I have to say that Yahiko sometimes is a bit [searches for the word]
Julia: Bratty?
Kenshin: To put it nicely.
Julia: Yeah. [smile] Anyways, so what do you REALLY think of Kaoru?
Kenshin: Shes pretty, but a bit stubborn and mean at times.
Julia: I think you two should get together.
Kenshin: [sweatdrop] heh heh! I don't think that would be a good idea, that I don't.
Julia: What do you do in your spare time???
Kenshin: I train and have fun.
Julia: What kind of fun?
Kenshin: That is none of your buisness.
Julia: I suppose youre right.
Kenshin: Would you like to go out after the show?
Julia: [has stars in eyes] Really??? Yes of course!!!!
Kenshin: Good!
Julia: [sigh] Ahem..... Next we have Vash from Trigun. Come on out!
[a guy runs out on the stage and whispers something in Julia's ear]
Julia: [pales then gets angry] WELL JUST GET HIM IN HERE OKAY!!???
Guy: Yes ma'am!!! [runs off to get Vash]
Julia: [Calms down and smiles] Sorry about that! We're having difficulties. [Forces smile and corner of mouth twitches]
[evil laughter]
Unknown: How stupid, you come back after how long and you cant even get your second guest out here. How pathetic.
Julia: Whos there!?
Kenshin: [stands up and pulls out reverse blade sword] Don't worry Miss Talana, I will take care of this person. Show yourself.
Julia: [Happy sigh] Alright. [watches him lovingly]
[The guy jumps to the stagr and it is none other than Inu-Yasha]
Julia: [gasp] Its you! Kill him Kenshin!
Kenshin: Im sorry Miss Talana, but I don't kill anymore. I use my sword to protect, not to kill.
Julia: WHAT!? Inu-Yasha: Heh heh heh!!! How pathetic.
Julia: Arrg.
Vash: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! [He comes running out on stage followed by a bounty hunter]
Everyone: [Sweatdrop]
Inu-Yasha: Idiot.
Kenshin: [in a flash he had slashed the bounty hunter and he fell down]
Vash: Thanks a million!
Julia: Vash! Come, sit! NOW!
Vash: Alright alright. [Sits down] Hi.
Julia: Hi! [Walks over to kenshin and makes him sit on the couch then takes Inu-Yasha and has him sit on the couch too.] Okay then, Vash, how are you?
Vash: Good I guess.
Julia: Good, good, so I hear you are worth a lot of money.
Vash: Well, I am Vash the stampede!
Inu-Yasha: Feh. You didn't bring him here to interview him, you brought him here for the reward!
Julia: Whatever, what do you know? [Waves him off]
Vash: ......
Julia: [whistles]
Police: [Barge in and take Vash] WE got you now!
Vash: Huh? WHAT!? Letme go!!!
Julia: [Takes the money] Hehe!
Inu-Yasha: See?
Kenshin: That wasn't very nice, that it wasn't.
Inu-Yasha: Don't even bother, she cant hear you.
Julia: [In a daze]
Announcer: Julia.... Julia? JULIA!
Julia: [is startled] WHAT!?
Announcer: Third guest?
Julia: Oh, yeah, him.... [annoyed look] okay okay, lets bring out Goku. [annoyed sigh]
Goku: [Walks out and sits down] Hi!
Julia: How does it feel to be stupid?
Goku: What?
Julia: That's what I thought.
Goku: [confused]
Julia: Do you love Chichi?
Goku: Whats love?
Julia: Yeah....If you don't know, ask Inu-Yasha, he is in a love triangle right now. [smirk]
Inu-Yasha: Shuddup! [Tries to attack Julia]
Julia: [Evades] Now that wasn't very nice, was it?
Inu-Yasah: [has a sad look on his face. Walks off stage and away]
Julia: [feels sad and guilty now.]
Audience: AWWWWWWW!!!!
Person in Audience: Why don't you go after him!?
Audience: YEAH!
Julia: Yeah! I will! [runz off] Inu-Yasha WAIT!!!!
Kenshin: This is the end of the show, that it is.
END!!!!!!!!!!!