Authors note: Yay, I think I figured out how to make the formatting better!
Yay! Things in { } are Harry's thoughts. Author's notes are in (( )). Oh,
and for the correct answers, refer back to love sick little 'Mione's test!
Oh, and last time I forgot a disclaimer so. . . .
Disclaimer: I, sadly, am not JK Rowling. If I was, I would be working on the highly anticipated 5th book, not fanfiction.
Magical Me, a test on Gilderoy Lockhart
Name: Harry Potter
House: Gryffindor
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color? {Uhh. . .favorite color? I dunno. . . Well, he's wearing green robes, I'll put that} Green
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ambition? {To kill me, so he'll be the most famous guy around. . . no, that's not it. . . .} To kill evil things
What, in your opinion, is Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement to date? {Well, seeing who we're talking about, I'd have to say the fact that his undersized brain can actually get him to talk so much. . .I'd only expect him to grunt and wave his arms around. . . but he won't like that much if I put that down. . .uh, one of his books is called Gadding with Ghouls. . .?} Being able to talk with Ghouls
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite animal? {Er. . . well. . . .} Nifflers
How many times has Gilderoy Lockhart won the Witch Weekly's Most-Charming Smile Award? {Is there really such award? That's kind of stupid. . . } Once
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's shoe size? {What kind of a bloody question is that? What kind of a bloody test is this? AND WHY DOES HERMIONE KEEP GIGGLING, ITS DRIVING ME MAD!} 12
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's preferred type of quill? {He has a favorite quill? This man really needs a life. . . .} an eagle feather quill
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite book? {He can read? I wouldn't've put it past him. . . .} Quidditch through the Ages
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite author? {Well, he's really vain. . . .it's probably himself. . . } Himself
Which was Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite book to write? {Well, the only title I can remember is Gadding With Ghouls. . . } Gadding With Ghouls
How old is Gilderoy Lockhart? {I dunno, 40?} 42
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite relative? {He's the spawn of Voldemort, I swear. . . I wonder if he'd mind if I put down that name? Yeah, he probably would. . . } His grandmother
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's house elf named? {What on earth is a house elf????} Herman
What is the name of Gilderoy Lockhart's cat? {Errrr. . . .Well, I don't think it would be a very original name, he's too thick to think up a good one himself. . . } Tiger
Why did Gilderoy Lockhart choose this name? {Because he's too thick to think up something on his own. . . . .} Because his cat is orange, like a tiger
Where is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite vacation spot? {Anywhere with a mirror. . .} The United States
Where does Gilderoy Lockhart call home? {Well, he has a British accent. . . .SO I'd be safe to guess London} London
Where did Gilderoy Lockhart go to school? {Are there even any other wizarding schools? Note to self: ask Hermione} Hogwarts
Which house was he in? {I truly think he was in Hufflepuff. . . but would he be offended if I put that? Because, seriously, he isn't smart enough for Ravenclaw, he's to, I dunno, Gilderoy Lockhart-ish for Slytherin, and if he were in Gryffindor, I'll trade in my wand for a mop, and take over Filch's job. . .} Hufflepuff
Which house does he feel he should have been in and why? {Well, HE would think he were in the best house of them all, Gryffindor! I mean, he sure think he's brave and heroic and stuff. . .} Gryffindor, because he's so brave and heroic. . . {Note the sarcasm oozing out of my quill. . .}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's mother's name? {Again, he's the spawn of Voldemort} Linda
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's mother's maiden name? {Probably Lockhart, he seems like an in-bred child. . . .} Smith
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's father's name? {errr. . . . . . . . . . .} Bob
Who cuts Gilderoy Lockhart's hair? Uh, the barber. . . .
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite Greek god? {Greek Mythology? He thinks I know anything about Greek Mythology? Ha!! The only thing I know about it is that this guy named. . . Zeus, I think, was the top- dog} Zeus
Which is the most frightening magical creature, in Gilderoy Lockhart's opinion? {Um. . .well, the most frightening creature I'VE ever encountered was a giant three headed dog. . . . but he's probably never come across one..} Werewolf
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's wand length? {Hmmm. . . .I can just see it on his desk from here. . . .it looks to be about. . .} 13 inches
What type of wood is used in Gilderoy Lockhart's wand? Oak
What is the magical core of Gilderoy Lockhart's wand? {Er. . . .} dragon heart string
What was Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite school subject? {Well, he IS the DADA professor. . . .} Defense Against the Dark Arts
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite mode of travel? {Ok, what magical modes of travel do I know of? Broomstick. . . . .Illegal flying cars. . . . Floo powder. . . .the Hogwarts Express. . . .Um, he's odd, I guess he'd like Floo powder} Floo Powder
What position does Gilderoy Lockhart play in Quidditch? {HE plays Quidditch?? Eurg! Well, I don't believe it. . . . } Chaser
What broom model does Gilderoy Lockhart have? {Knowing him, he has the best money can buy. . . .} Nimbus 2001
Who was Gilderoy Lockhart's first love? {Uhh. . . . .he had a first love? I feel sorry for the girl. . . .uh. . . .what's a nice, random name?} Lindsay
What happened to Gilderoy Lockhart's true love? She. . . .died in a nasty broomstick collision while trying to save 3 children from a rampaging mountain troll {Random. . . .}
What inspired Gilderoy Lockhart to dedicate his life to stopping the Dark Arts? {Er. . . .} A werewolf {erm. . . .} killing his {uhh. . . } aunt
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's natural hair color? {Do I look like I care? Honestly, this is the biggest load of rubbish. . .} Brown
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite holiday? {Er. . . .let me think. . . .ARG, my concentration is yet again being disrupted by Hermione's giggling? WHY do girls giggle? Its soooo annoying!} Christmas
Why is this Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite holiday? {Because it's EVERYONE'S favorite holiday. . . .} Because it gives him a chance to give to the poor people of the wizarding world
What strange feat can Gilderoy Lockhart do with his tongue? {I don't even want to answer that, I'll just leave it blank, thank you. . . . . . . . } I dunno
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite drink? Pumpkin juice
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite food? {This is ridiculous. . . . .} Peanut butter and honey sandwiches
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite candy? Chocolate Frogs {Mmmmmm. . . . *drools, and gets an odd look from Hermione*}
What color are Gilderoy Lockhart's eyes? {*sarcastically} Yeah, I should know, because I gaze longingly into them every day. . . .} Brown
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite Quidditch team? {Well, let's see. . . . BLIMEY, I ONLY KNOW OF ONE QUIDDITCH TEAM! THE CANNONS! What kind of a Quidditch fan am I???} The Chudley Cannons
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's idol? {Himself. . . . . .he's so full of himself. . . .} Albus Dumbledore
What type of spell is Gilderoy Lockhart famous for? {Uh. . .well. . . .he's famous for. . .} A stunning spell
In what town did Gilderoy Lockhart cure a werewolf? {What town? How in the world am I supposed to know that?} Paris
How tall is Gilderoy Lockhart? {Uh. . . .I'll make an estimate. . . } 6'
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite music? {Um. . . .I dunno about wizarding music. . . . . .} I dunno
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's "#1 fan"? {What kind of a question is that? Uh, I'd guess Hermione. . . .or Mrs. Weasley. . .} Molly Weasley {Hey, it's worth a try. . . }
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's ideal Saturday night? {Gazing lovingly at his reflection} watching movies at home {pretty lame guess, I suppose. . .}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's most prized possession? {Probably a mirror of some kind. . .hehe} his sneak-o-scope
When is Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday, and what would his ideal gift be? His birthday is {uh. . . . .} January 27th and his ideal gift would be {a mirror. . . . .} a watch
Author's Note: What do you think?? PLEASE review!! Next up is Ron's.its going to be the best one! Oh, and my friend Beth accidently reviewed the story under my name, so just ignore that. . . she's a little confused
Disclaimer: I, sadly, am not JK Rowling. If I was, I would be working on the highly anticipated 5th book, not fanfiction.
Magical Me, a test on Gilderoy Lockhart
Name: Harry Potter
House: Gryffindor
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color? {Uhh. . .favorite color? I dunno. . . Well, he's wearing green robes, I'll put that} Green
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ambition? {To kill me, so he'll be the most famous guy around. . . no, that's not it. . . .} To kill evil things
What, in your opinion, is Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement to date? {Well, seeing who we're talking about, I'd have to say the fact that his undersized brain can actually get him to talk so much. . .I'd only expect him to grunt and wave his arms around. . . but he won't like that much if I put that down. . .uh, one of his books is called Gadding with Ghouls. . .?} Being able to talk with Ghouls
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite animal? {Er. . . well. . . .} Nifflers
How many times has Gilderoy Lockhart won the Witch Weekly's Most-Charming Smile Award? {Is there really such award? That's kind of stupid. . . } Once
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's shoe size? {What kind of a bloody question is that? What kind of a bloody test is this? AND WHY DOES HERMIONE KEEP GIGGLING, ITS DRIVING ME MAD!} 12
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's preferred type of quill? {He has a favorite quill? This man really needs a life. . . .} an eagle feather quill
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite book? {He can read? I wouldn't've put it past him. . . .} Quidditch through the Ages
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite author? {Well, he's really vain. . . .it's probably himself. . . } Himself
Which was Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite book to write? {Well, the only title I can remember is Gadding With Ghouls. . . } Gadding With Ghouls
How old is Gilderoy Lockhart? {I dunno, 40?} 42
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite relative? {He's the spawn of Voldemort, I swear. . . I wonder if he'd mind if I put down that name? Yeah, he probably would. . . } His grandmother
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's house elf named? {What on earth is a house elf????} Herman
What is the name of Gilderoy Lockhart's cat? {Errrr. . . .Well, I don't think it would be a very original name, he's too thick to think up a good one himself. . . } Tiger
Why did Gilderoy Lockhart choose this name? {Because he's too thick to think up something on his own. . . . .} Because his cat is orange, like a tiger
Where is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite vacation spot? {Anywhere with a mirror. . .} The United States
Where does Gilderoy Lockhart call home? {Well, he has a British accent. . . .SO I'd be safe to guess London} London
Where did Gilderoy Lockhart go to school? {Are there even any other wizarding schools? Note to self: ask Hermione} Hogwarts
Which house was he in? {I truly think he was in Hufflepuff. . . but would he be offended if I put that? Because, seriously, he isn't smart enough for Ravenclaw, he's to, I dunno, Gilderoy Lockhart-ish for Slytherin, and if he were in Gryffindor, I'll trade in my wand for a mop, and take over Filch's job. . .} Hufflepuff
Which house does he feel he should have been in and why? {Well, HE would think he were in the best house of them all, Gryffindor! I mean, he sure think he's brave and heroic and stuff. . .} Gryffindor, because he's so brave and heroic. . . {Note the sarcasm oozing out of my quill. . .}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's mother's name? {Again, he's the spawn of Voldemort} Linda
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's mother's maiden name? {Probably Lockhart, he seems like an in-bred child. . . .} Smith
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's father's name? {errr. . . . . . . . . . .} Bob
Who cuts Gilderoy Lockhart's hair? Uh, the barber. . . .
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite Greek god? {Greek Mythology? He thinks I know anything about Greek Mythology? Ha!! The only thing I know about it is that this guy named. . . Zeus, I think, was the top- dog} Zeus
Which is the most frightening magical creature, in Gilderoy Lockhart's opinion? {Um. . .well, the most frightening creature I'VE ever encountered was a giant three headed dog. . . . but he's probably never come across one..} Werewolf
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's wand length? {Hmmm. . . .I can just see it on his desk from here. . . .it looks to be about. . .} 13 inches
What type of wood is used in Gilderoy Lockhart's wand? Oak
What is the magical core of Gilderoy Lockhart's wand? {Er. . . .} dragon heart string
What was Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite school subject? {Well, he IS the DADA professor. . . .} Defense Against the Dark Arts
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite mode of travel? {Ok, what magical modes of travel do I know of? Broomstick. . . . .Illegal flying cars. . . . Floo powder. . . .the Hogwarts Express. . . .Um, he's odd, I guess he'd like Floo powder} Floo Powder
What position does Gilderoy Lockhart play in Quidditch? {HE plays Quidditch?? Eurg! Well, I don't believe it. . . . } Chaser
What broom model does Gilderoy Lockhart have? {Knowing him, he has the best money can buy. . . .} Nimbus 2001
Who was Gilderoy Lockhart's first love? {Uhh. . . . .he had a first love? I feel sorry for the girl. . . .uh. . . .what's a nice, random name?} Lindsay
What happened to Gilderoy Lockhart's true love? She. . . .died in a nasty broomstick collision while trying to save 3 children from a rampaging mountain troll {Random. . . .}
What inspired Gilderoy Lockhart to dedicate his life to stopping the Dark Arts? {Er. . . .} A werewolf {erm. . . .} killing his {uhh. . . } aunt
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's natural hair color? {Do I look like I care? Honestly, this is the biggest load of rubbish. . .} Brown
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite holiday? {Er. . . .let me think. . . .ARG, my concentration is yet again being disrupted by Hermione's giggling? WHY do girls giggle? Its soooo annoying!} Christmas
Why is this Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite holiday? {Because it's EVERYONE'S favorite holiday. . . .} Because it gives him a chance to give to the poor people of the wizarding world
What strange feat can Gilderoy Lockhart do with his tongue? {I don't even want to answer that, I'll just leave it blank, thank you. . . . . . . . } I dunno
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite drink? Pumpkin juice
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite food? {This is ridiculous. . . . .} Peanut butter and honey sandwiches
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite candy? Chocolate Frogs {Mmmmmm. . . . *drools, and gets an odd look from Hermione*}
What color are Gilderoy Lockhart's eyes? {*sarcastically} Yeah, I should know, because I gaze longingly into them every day. . . .} Brown
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite Quidditch team? {Well, let's see. . . . BLIMEY, I ONLY KNOW OF ONE QUIDDITCH TEAM! THE CANNONS! What kind of a Quidditch fan am I???} The Chudley Cannons
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's idol? {Himself. . . . . .he's so full of himself. . . .} Albus Dumbledore
What type of spell is Gilderoy Lockhart famous for? {Uh. . .well. . . .he's famous for. . .} A stunning spell
In what town did Gilderoy Lockhart cure a werewolf? {What town? How in the world am I supposed to know that?} Paris
How tall is Gilderoy Lockhart? {Uh. . . .I'll make an estimate. . . } 6'
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite music? {Um. . . .I dunno about wizarding music. . . . . .} I dunno
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's "#1 fan"? {What kind of a question is that? Uh, I'd guess Hermione. . . .or Mrs. Weasley. . .} Molly Weasley {Hey, it's worth a try. . . }
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's ideal Saturday night? {Gazing lovingly at his reflection} watching movies at home {pretty lame guess, I suppose. . .}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's most prized possession? {Probably a mirror of some kind. . .hehe} his sneak-o-scope
When is Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday, and what would his ideal gift be? His birthday is {uh. . . . .} January 27th and his ideal gift would be {a mirror. . . . .} a watch
Author's Note: What do you think?? PLEASE review!! Next up is Ron's.its going to be the best one! Oh, and my friend Beth accidently reviewed the story under my name, so just ignore that. . . she's a little confused