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Author's note: Anything in {} are Roniekin's thoughts, anything in (()) are AN's
Magical Me, a test on Gilderoy Lockhart
{Woah, I just read through the test. . . What a load of rubbish! What was Lock-jaw thinking? What kind of a bloody question is 'What is Gilderoy Lockhart's shoe size'? Honestly, I don't know the answer to any of these. . .oh well, I might as well have a bit of fun with this, then!}
Name: Ben Dover {Hahaha, he probably won't even get it, he's so thick. . .}
House: Slytherin {If he realizes this test is making fun of him, maybe he'll take away some points!}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color? Hot pink
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ambition? To quote a famous muggle movie: "If I only had a brain!" {wow, I neer thought I'd be happy that dad made us watch that boring movie, The Wizard of Oz. . . }
What, in your opinion, is Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement to date? Learning to walk up right
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite animal? Fluffy, white bunny rabbits {Hehehe}
How many times has Gilderoy Lockhart won the Witch Weekly's Most-Charming Smile Award? Never..the stupid git's smile strikes terror into the souls of witches and wizards everywhere {Oh, that's got to make him mad}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's shoe size? 78 1/2
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's preferred type of quill? A chicken feather quill
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite book? He doesn't have one, he can't read!
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite author? See above
Which was Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite book to write? He writes books?!?!?!
How old is Gilderoy Lockhart? 78
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite relative? He's so vain, the only person related to him that he likes is, well, him!
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's house elf named? He doesn't have a house elf, no elf alive would be able to be with that idiot
What is the name of Gilderoy Lockhart's cat? Lockhartisabloodygit {Hey, that name has a ring too it..too bad Scabber's already has a name...}
Why did Gilderoy Lockhart choose this name? Because its true!
Where is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite vacation spot? Dublin, Ohio, USA {Dad, says its really boring there..}
Where does Gilderoy Lockhart call home? St. Mungo's insanity ward (hahahahaha, I crack myself up sometimes!}
Where did Gilderoy Lockhart go to school? He didn't go to school..he's a squib, and learned to do proper magic with a Quickspell course...not that he actually learned proper magic..{*wipes a tear of myrth away* if only I could give credit to myself for this test}
Which house was he in? He wasn't in a house..
Which house does he feel he should have been in and why? Hufflepuff, because he's the stupidest, dumbest person I've ever come across in all my years at Hogwarts! {Ok, so I've only been here one year..maybe he'll think this is an older kid's test. . .}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's mother's name? Boberella Lockhart
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's mother's maiden name? Lockhart
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's father's name? Jo
Who cuts Gilderoy Lockhart's hair? By the looks of it, he sticks his head in a muggle blender. . .
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite Greek god? Hades, god of the underworld.
Which is the most frightening magical creature, in Gilderoy Lockhart's opinion? Cornish Pixies ((OK, so Ron doesn't know Lockhart can't handle pixies yet, but oh well. . .just use your wonderful imaginations!))
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's wand length? About an inch and a half. . . it looks more like a toothpick than a wand, though. . .maybe your wand size is determined on how well you can do magic!
What type of wood is used in Gilderoy Lockhart's wand? Well, they actually didn't use wood, they used plastic, but its painted to look like wood!
What is the magical core of Gilderoy Lockhart's wand? His wand was too small for a core
What was Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite school subject? Divination {Fred and George told me that Divination is the biggest load of @%#* they've ever seen.}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite mode of travel? Usually he travels in the back of a muggle please-man's car, handcuffed. . .
What position does Gilderoy Lockhart play in Quidditch? Scorekeeper. He has no talent on the Quidditch field.
What broom model does Gilderoy Lockhart have? A Shooting Star {So what if I have one too? It's the worst model I could think of.*scowls*}
Who was Gilderoy Lockhart's first love? A rock named Loise
What happened to Gilderoy Lockhart's true love? He accidently ate her
What inspired Gilderoy Lockhart to dedicate his life to stopping the Dark Arts? Well, its not like he actually does much of anything to stop the Dark Arts. . .
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's natural hair color? Gray. . .he dyes it every other week
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite holiday? I dunno about his FAVORITE holiday, but his LEAST favorite holiday is April Fool's day
Why is this Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite holiday? Well, again, I don't know about his favorite, but its his least favorite because he's such a gullible, prankable git
What strange feat can Gilderoy Lockhart do with his tongue? Well, he [FOUND INNAPROPRIATE, CENSORED BY AUTHOR] ((I'll leave that one up to your imaginations, thanks. . .))
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite drink? Blood. He's really a vampire in disguise ((Oooooh, dis!}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite food? Human flesh. He is also a cannibal! {I wouldn't be surprised if that was true. . .}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite candy? It's a three way tie between vomit-flavored, bogey-flavored, and ear wax-flavored Bertie Botts Every Flavor beans. But he's also especially partial to cockroach clusters!
What color are Gilderoy Lockhart's eyes? Red, he's evil
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite Quidditch team? He doesn't like Quidditch, he prefers reading. {It's a good thing 'Mione can't read this. . . she'd have a fit, telling me off for making reading sound stupid. . .} ((I, by the way, don't feel the same way as Ron.reading rules!))
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's idol? Colin Creevey. He thinks he's awesome. {Hahaha, Colin Creevey is so annoying.he and Ginny'll be starting a 'Harry Potter Fan Club' any day now. . .}
What type of spell is Gilderoy Lockhart famous for? He can't do magic all that much, he's a Squib
In what town did Gilderoy Lockhart cure a werewolf? The name og the town is: Thereisnosuchtown {*snickers, and gets a severe look from Hermione that clearly says 'shut up!'*}
How tall is Gilderoy Lockhart? With or without the 3 foot platforms bewitched to look like regular shoes?
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite music? Muggle polka music
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's "#1 fan"? Him? Have fans? HA! Anybody who's a fan of him has got to be the thickest git ever! {Ok, so mum's a big fan. . .so's Hermine. . . but what they don't know can't hurt them, I suppose. . . }
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's ideal Saturday night? Staring into a mirror
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's most prized possession? His brain. . . its vdery small, and he loses it often
When is Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday, and what would his ideal gift be? His birthday is February the 39th, and his ideal gift would be spork for variouse reasons.
{HA, can't wait till he reads this! I wonder if he'll ask who the person was that wrote it?} ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~
Author's note: So, what did you think? Was it funny, or incredibly stupid? Review! This was originally supposed to be the last one in my series, but I'm going to do Malfoy, and maybe Crabbe or Goyle (Not both, though..they would be so alike) Can you think of any other's that I could do? The post it in your review!!
Author's note: Anything in {} are Roniekin's thoughts, anything in (()) are AN's
Magical Me, a test on Gilderoy Lockhart
{Woah, I just read through the test. . . What a load of rubbish! What was Lock-jaw thinking? What kind of a bloody question is 'What is Gilderoy Lockhart's shoe size'? Honestly, I don't know the answer to any of these. . .oh well, I might as well have a bit of fun with this, then!}
Name: Ben Dover {Hahaha, he probably won't even get it, he's so thick. . .}
House: Slytherin {If he realizes this test is making fun of him, maybe he'll take away some points!}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color? Hot pink
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ambition? To quote a famous muggle movie: "If I only had a brain!" {wow, I neer thought I'd be happy that dad made us watch that boring movie, The Wizard of Oz. . . }
What, in your opinion, is Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement to date? Learning to walk up right
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite animal? Fluffy, white bunny rabbits {Hehehe}
How many times has Gilderoy Lockhart won the Witch Weekly's Most-Charming Smile Award? Never..the stupid git's smile strikes terror into the souls of witches and wizards everywhere {Oh, that's got to make him mad}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's shoe size? 78 1/2
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's preferred type of quill? A chicken feather quill
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite book? He doesn't have one, he can't read!
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite author? See above
Which was Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite book to write? He writes books?!?!?!
How old is Gilderoy Lockhart? 78
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite relative? He's so vain, the only person related to him that he likes is, well, him!
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's house elf named? He doesn't have a house elf, no elf alive would be able to be with that idiot
What is the name of Gilderoy Lockhart's cat? Lockhartisabloodygit {Hey, that name has a ring too it..too bad Scabber's already has a name...}
Why did Gilderoy Lockhart choose this name? Because its true!
Where is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite vacation spot? Dublin, Ohio, USA {Dad, says its really boring there..}
Where does Gilderoy Lockhart call home? St. Mungo's insanity ward (hahahahaha, I crack myself up sometimes!}
Where did Gilderoy Lockhart go to school? He didn't go to school..he's a squib, and learned to do proper magic with a Quickspell course...not that he actually learned proper magic..{*wipes a tear of myrth away* if only I could give credit to myself for this test}
Which house was he in? He wasn't in a house..
Which house does he feel he should have been in and why? Hufflepuff, because he's the stupidest, dumbest person I've ever come across in all my years at Hogwarts! {Ok, so I've only been here one year..maybe he'll think this is an older kid's test. . .}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's mother's name? Boberella Lockhart
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's mother's maiden name? Lockhart
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's father's name? Jo
Who cuts Gilderoy Lockhart's hair? By the looks of it, he sticks his head in a muggle blender. . .
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite Greek god? Hades, god of the underworld.
Which is the most frightening magical creature, in Gilderoy Lockhart's opinion? Cornish Pixies ((OK, so Ron doesn't know Lockhart can't handle pixies yet, but oh well. . .just use your wonderful imaginations!))
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's wand length? About an inch and a half. . . it looks more like a toothpick than a wand, though. . .maybe your wand size is determined on how well you can do magic!
What type of wood is used in Gilderoy Lockhart's wand? Well, they actually didn't use wood, they used plastic, but its painted to look like wood!
What is the magical core of Gilderoy Lockhart's wand? His wand was too small for a core
What was Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite school subject? Divination {Fred and George told me that Divination is the biggest load of @%#* they've ever seen.}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite mode of travel? Usually he travels in the back of a muggle please-man's car, handcuffed. . .
What position does Gilderoy Lockhart play in Quidditch? Scorekeeper. He has no talent on the Quidditch field.
What broom model does Gilderoy Lockhart have? A Shooting Star {So what if I have one too? It's the worst model I could think of.*scowls*}
Who was Gilderoy Lockhart's first love? A rock named Loise
What happened to Gilderoy Lockhart's true love? He accidently ate her
What inspired Gilderoy Lockhart to dedicate his life to stopping the Dark Arts? Well, its not like he actually does much of anything to stop the Dark Arts. . .
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's natural hair color? Gray. . .he dyes it every other week
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite holiday? I dunno about his FAVORITE holiday, but his LEAST favorite holiday is April Fool's day
Why is this Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite holiday? Well, again, I don't know about his favorite, but its his least favorite because he's such a gullible, prankable git
What strange feat can Gilderoy Lockhart do with his tongue? Well, he [FOUND INNAPROPRIATE, CENSORED BY AUTHOR] ((I'll leave that one up to your imaginations, thanks. . .))
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite drink? Blood. He's really a vampire in disguise ((Oooooh, dis!}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite food? Human flesh. He is also a cannibal! {I wouldn't be surprised if that was true. . .}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite candy? It's a three way tie between vomit-flavored, bogey-flavored, and ear wax-flavored Bertie Botts Every Flavor beans. But he's also especially partial to cockroach clusters!
What color are Gilderoy Lockhart's eyes? Red, he's evil
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite Quidditch team? He doesn't like Quidditch, he prefers reading. {It's a good thing 'Mione can't read this. . . she'd have a fit, telling me off for making reading sound stupid. . .} ((I, by the way, don't feel the same way as Ron.reading rules!))
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's idol? Colin Creevey. He thinks he's awesome. {Hahaha, Colin Creevey is so annoying.he and Ginny'll be starting a 'Harry Potter Fan Club' any day now. . .}
What type of spell is Gilderoy Lockhart famous for? He can't do magic all that much, he's a Squib
In what town did Gilderoy Lockhart cure a werewolf? The name og the town is: Thereisnosuchtown {*snickers, and gets a severe look from Hermione that clearly says 'shut up!'*}
How tall is Gilderoy Lockhart? With or without the 3 foot platforms bewitched to look like regular shoes?
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite music? Muggle polka music
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's "#1 fan"? Him? Have fans? HA! Anybody who's a fan of him has got to be the thickest git ever! {Ok, so mum's a big fan. . .so's Hermine. . . but what they don't know can't hurt them, I suppose. . . }
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's ideal Saturday night? Staring into a mirror
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's most prized possession? His brain. . . its vdery small, and he loses it often
When is Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday, and what would his ideal gift be? His birthday is February the 39th, and his ideal gift would be spork for variouse reasons.
{HA, can't wait till he reads this! I wonder if he'll ask who the person was that wrote it?} ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~
Author's note: So, what did you think? Was it funny, or incredibly stupid? Review! This was originally supposed to be the last one in my series, but I'm going to do Malfoy, and maybe Crabbe or Goyle (Not both, though..they would be so alike) Can you think of any other's that I could do? The post it in your review!!