ToothfairyReject: Keep Britain tidy! Eat socks! Mumble Jumble stumble Grumble hey day mumble jumbles stumble grumble tea bag! Omg!OMG! I'm hyper! I'm hyper! I'm hyper! I'm hyper! Okay right now I'm under spell and I seriously do not like it! Somebody break the spell! Anyways I have to be nice to everyone *makes face* that means everyone

Vansfourlife: ok

Vansfourlife: so you have to be nice to me huh?

ToothfairyReject: do you want to meet Mr. Green Ballon??

ToothfairyReject: yes i do

Vansfourlife: so if i call you a bitch...you still have to be nice?

ToothfairyReject: well the spell breaks once i reach a breaking point

ToothfairyReject: then everything goes back to normal

ToothfairyReject: *smiles brightly*

Vansfourlife: k...

Vansfourlife: whats breaking point?

ToothfairyReject: yes to wat?

ToothfairyReject: that i can not tell you right now

ToothfairyReject: do you want to meet mr. green ballon?

Vansfourlife: sure..

ToothfairyReject: okay

ToothfairyReject: *whistles and a walking bubble gum stick with a cop's hat on comes up*

ToothfairyReject: meet mr. greeb ballon!

ToothfairyReject: but don't get too close

ToothfairyReject: he bites

Vansfourlife: ...

ToothfairyReject: *green

Vansfourlife: bubble gum stick?

Vansfourlife: what he do?

ToothfairyReject: what do you mean?

ToothfairyReject: he's a farmer for god sakes!

ToothfairyReject: and yes a bubble gum stick

ToothfairyReject: geez

ToothfairyReject: oh oops *smiles brightly*

Vansfourlife: ooh

Vansfourlife: u were mean

ToothfairyReject: huh?

ToothfairyReject: okay

ToothfairyReject: please state subject and matter

ToothfairyReject: yes?

Vansfourlife: mmhmm

ToothfairyReject: mmm?

ToothfairyReject: okay

ToothfairyReject: the point is that is not stated and sufficent that if you die an unatrual death like i will all prefer states of the Unites states will come to your funeral and will you good bye to a very very very happy place called Earth

Vansfourlife: ok..

ToothfairyReject: is there a problem?

ToothfairyReject: ??

ToothfairyReject: all stations are closed for now

Vansfourlife: ???

ToothfairyReject: if you would like to visit the tooth paste factory just ask

ToothfairyReject: open 24 hours a day seven days a week once a month

ToothfairyReject: once again keep britain tidy! Eat socks!

Vansfourlife: tidy?

Vansfourlife: and i don't want socks

ToothfairyReject: your point?

ToothfairyReject: you don't live in britain

Vansfourlife: weird...

ToothfairyReject: yes

ToothfairyReject: why is that?

Vansfourlife: rite

ToothfairyReject: rite?

ToothfairyReject: okay

ToothfairyReject: it's half past 8 if you eat your supper now you'll be hungry later

ToothfairyReject: you don't want to miss beets and liver

Vansfourlife: yes i do

ToothfairyReject: why is that?

ToothfairyReject: upon some other worlds I have discovered the peaceful war torn planet of OZZIE the planet where peoplpe live for ice cream goats and cotton candy

Vansfourlife: really...

ToothfairyReject: yes it's true

ToothfairyReject: upon recieving there in my past journeys i have know to give out magical eggs for all the past presidental candidates going for the President of the United Toothpaste and Turquoise Mailbox inc. Everybody loves it there you get free sunburns

Vansfourlife: if you can do that

Vansfourlife: come over my house

Vansfourlife: and ill give you $50

ToothfairyReject: it's okay for you, but chairity moneu doesn't not grow on mouse cheese

ToothfairyReject: *charity

ToothfairyReject: *money

ToothfairyReject: oh yea and the tie dye racoons say hi

Vansfourlife: ...

ToothfairyReject: yes?

ToothfairyReject: Can life get any better without candy? The answer is... Yes! No! Maybe so! Moving on the condystore to the top is owned by a mysterious force that controls....THE UNIVERSE! *star wars song comes up* And we are all little atoms formed together by molecues, protons, nuetrons, and similes! May the force be with you forevermore and give you chocolate covered doughnouhts for lunch! *starts screaming and faints* Eat my socks!

Vansfourlife: ok shut up about socks

ToothfairyReject: in other words the world is turing into a black hole the turn of 1289821839018329108 century

ToothfairyReject: yes yes yes

ToothfairyReject: okay

ToothfairyReject: and also pronouncing upon my death bed I have seen great visions

Vansfourlife: 12743246545645676456412346 century?

ToothfairyReject: grasshoppers, printers, and graas

ToothfairyReject: *grass

ToothfairyReject: and no to that

ToothfairyReject: another thing in mind

ToothfairyReject: all digital bettings are placed upon a sausage panda in lifeless land

ToothfairyReject: i'm sorry am I scaring you?

ToothfairyReject: if so i will leave

ToothfairyReject: yes watever

Vansfourlife: whatever

ToothfairyReject: is that a yes or no?

Vansfourlife: thats part of my alien language that you need to decode

ToothfairyReject: okay to that

ToothfairyReject: i take that as a maybe

ToothfairyReject: middle to the right and forward non stop at one inch an hour

ToothfairyReject: lovely

Vansfourlife: what the prick?

ToothfairyReject: mm?

ToothfairyReject: may i ask what you are asking

ToothfairyReject: ??

Vansfourlife: huh

Vansfourlife: im confused

ToothfairyReject: well that was uncalled for

ToothfairyReject: hmm

Vansfourlife: k

ToothfairyReject: yes... confusing..oh well everything has side effects

ToothfairyReject: I'm still just nice and oh okay

ToothfairyReject: watever

ToothfairyReject: *look confused* wat is that dog doing?

ToothfairyReject: brb

Vansfourlife: hehe

Vansfourlife: k

ToothfairyReject: twisted words!

ToothfairyReject: i got hit by a milk trunk!!

Vansfourlife: k..

Vansfourlife: i got hit by a bus

Vansfourlife: but when it hit me

Vansfourlife: it disentegrated cuz im so strong

ToothfairyReject: i got hit by a millk truck!

ToothfairyReject: it tried to eat me!!

Vansfourlife: k

ToothfairyReject: yes it did!

ToothfairyReject: i dunno why though

Vansfourlife: mmhmm

ToothfairyReject: milk trucks don't have big appetties

Vansfourlife: lol

ToothfairyReject: wat

ToothfairyReject: ??

ToothfairyReject: it's true

ToothfairyReject: 13% of your brain is made of ash, sulphur, and soda watever

ToothfairyReject: intresting isn't it?

Vansfourlife: you like role-play don't ya?

Vansfourlife: sure

ToothfairyReject: actually

ToothfairyReject: no

ToothfairyReject: but watever today has been very cool so far

ToothfairyReject: lovely

ToothfairyReject: lovely

ToothfairyReject: lovely

Vansfourlife: ?

ToothfairyReject: i have found a cure for grave yard sickness

ToothfairyReject: it's very easible cure

Vansfourlife: ?

ToothfairyReject: and you never ever ever get pain and sickness haunting you again!

ToothfairyReject: it's very very simple

Vansfourlife: k

ToothfairyReject: only 23769827342843792 steps!

ToothfairyReject: very simple indeed

Vansfourlife: just a lil more than quitting to smoke!

ToothfairyReject: wat??

ToothfairyReject: um actually no

ToothfairyReject: but if you truly insist

ToothfairyReject: as they all say mumble bumble jumble grumble stumble fumble tea bag!

Vansfourlife: really?

Vansfourlife: all that in a tea bag?

ToothfairyReject: no in tv recorder

ToothfairyReject: specially and carefully prepared for an unsafe process

Vansfourlife: ................

ToothfairyReject: yes yes yes

ToothfairyReject: is there aproblem?

ToothfairyReject: *a problem

Vansfourlife: machine

Vansfourlife: they using that for pass

Vansfourlife: pet machine*

ToothfairyReject: yes they are

ToothfairyReject: not really but yes

Vansfourlife: where you bring your dog

Vansfourlife: and they kill it!

Vansfourlife: muuaahahhahahah

ToothfairyReject: *blinks* huh?

Vansfourlife: lol

ToothfairyReject: pandas aren't the only ones that fly you know

Vansfourlife: really...

Vansfourlife: only th e azn ones tho

ToothfairyReject: no

ToothfairyReject: there are these endangered spices called the fly ufo's very very scary

ToothfairyReject: *species

ToothfairyReject: they talk in radio waves too

ToothfairyReject: refridgerators are common pets

Vansfourlife: lol

ToothfairyReject: yes

ToothfairyReject: indeed

ToothfairyReject: Want a magical egg?

Vansfourlife: sure

ToothfairyReject: lemme see

ToothfairyReject: *searches through lunch box*

ToothfairyReject: aha! Here we go! *pulls out a Koala Bear on a diet* Magical eggs! Very very nutritous, friendly, happy, and tangible, and disappear at the speed of light to the next planet. Very common delicacy!

Vansfourlife: a panda?

ToothfairyReject: wat??

ToothfairyReject: no a Koala bear!

Vansfourlife: oh sorry..

ToothfairyReject: they come from italy's industrial canned foods!!

Vansfourlife: *chews on it*

Vansfourlife: EWW

ToothfairyReject: watch out it's still alive

Vansfourlife: cherry flavor

ToothfairyReject: mmm that's wrong

ToothfairyReject: it's suppose to taste like chocolate

Vansfourlife: yes it is

Vansfourlife: not this one

ToothfairyReject: oh well "accidents" always happen in the factories

ToothfairyReject: you never know wat's really been cooked

ToothfairyReject: oh well

Vansfourlife: what you do with it?

Vansfourlife: *opens your mouth and stick it in*

Vansfourlife: *cloeses mouth

Vansfourlife: chew

ToothfairyReject: *blinks and takes it out and shakes head at the magical egg* it's not polite to stare dear *pats the turquoise mailbox*

Vansfourlife: ..

ToothfairyReject: yes?

Vansfourlife: rite

ToothfairyReject: yes it is

ToothfairyReject: i do not know about you but i believe in book rights! All books should be able to vote for who should be the cream puff of the year

ToothfairyReject: yet everyone rejects them for their covers

ToothfairyReject: vote for book rights!

Vansfourlife: ...........................

ToothfairyReject: yes??

Vansfourlife: nm

ToothfairyReject: okay

ToothfairyReject: maybe I am saying too

ToothfairyReject: hmm might be took much input for you

Vansfourlife: yes

ToothfairyReject: well i'm not a nurse so I can not help you there

Vansfourlife: ok good

Vansfourlife: cuz i don't want you looking to see if i have testicular cancer

ToothfairyReject: wat?? ToothfairyReject: okay i do not want to know

Vansfourlife: Vansfourlife [5:54 PM]: ok good

Vansfourlife [5:54 PM]: cuz i don't want you looking to see if i have testicular cancer

ToothfairyReject: i repeat i do not want to know

Vansfourlife: well now you know

ToothfairyReject: *blinks* sure why not

Vansfourlife: so

ToothfairyReject: anyways I have to go now I have to do some depressing psychological work out there in the planet of lucyhatesme

Vansfourlife: can i check if you have breast cancer?

ToothfairyReject: so and no

Vansfourlife: k bye

ToothfairyReject: and i have to og

ToothfairyReject: bye