Weird things I say everyday
Just like ToothFairyReject, I say things like that all the time (24 hours a day, seven days a week, every single month). She's better at making things up, but my ideas are also funky. For example, my screen name profile and my subprofile are full of those weird sayings, and are all either from ToothFairyReject, or my own. And if you want to see my subprofile (don't sign the guest-book to put smart remarks) visit this site: . Anyways, one thing my friend Sam was saying today was "this is the perfect food for.VENGANCE!!" or "this is the perfect banana for.VENGANCE!!" and he'd start laughing like mad. But hey, it's Sam, so not much can be fixed (A/N jk Sam). One of the things I like (to copy from ToothFairyReject, rather) to say to vansfourlife is crazy things to make him mad. It usually doesn't work, but I was trying with, er, enthusiasm (not). Um I just made up this weird story about Tooth Fairy(s) Network, and it goes something like this: "Did you hear about the Cauliflower meat processing massacre? It killed many cats at the back of Grace's bus, when she was giving them a tour through our home, Rainbow Valley. Mr. Green Balloon wasn't of much help, either; the only thing he did was pop out right there, and arrest all the Japanese tourists with the flashing digital cameras (A/N azn pride), and Goyle, who had turned into a girl, and was shouting that we didn't treat her/him nicely.
Anyway, I am starting to fuse Eminem's songs with all my weird things, because he sort of inspired me not. Well, to be honest, yes I do enjoy his music, even though I don't take all his insulting impulses seriously. I just think his charisma is fun, and not discriminating or mad. Anyway, long story shorter than short, I included him in my Harry Potter stories, because contrasting him with all the stupid things I added there would give it a touch of publicity, even though later on I realized that Eminem would never do such thing. I think he is pretty funny, and I tried to picture him saying all the things I wrote in here, and I swear I almost fell off my bed from all the laughter. Jeez, my mom was getting pissed, but anyway, Dancing pigs are dancing tango. Yes they are!
Grace and I decided to get back at all the critics and journalist that criticized Eminem. Yes, we said we would get some shirts and write on them some logos. Okay, my shirt is composed of such writing: "I adore Eminem.eat lizard hair, maybe you'll change colors". Grace's contains such: "Be Eminem free! I adore my hair with lizard tails". You might think this is all brainless dribble, like some person said in the reviews, but hey I warned you all when I wrote them that it was pure brainless scribble, so if you don't like it or think it's way too stupid for your ego, I invite you to stop reading and read something else, like Shoron's stories (*wink*), cause he is cool. Anyway here are some crazy sayings that me and Grace just made: -Freddie is gay. Period. -damn, now we gots to get technical... -What does this button do? (famous last words) -Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten I see. -I have lost my telephone number, can I have yours? -Have some panda droppings, they are very fragrant and nice. Good luck everyone. -I was surprise when I open the box full of happy. Good luck everyone. -The grinding of the intellect is to most people as painful as the dentist's drill. -Want my phone number? It's 1-800-get-lost! -Be a proud Scottish pink limp anti-pants rabbit. -Keep Britain tidy! Eat socks! -Eat a chameleon! maybe you'll change colors! -Pants pants pants pants pants grandma pants pants pants -If a cow was a gopher it wouldn't be a cow! -My things are pointless! -You can see it from miles! -The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word. -Suicide hotline...please hold. -Wow! Are those real? -(look at me) Follow directions. NOW. -99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer. Take one down. Pass it around. 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 98 bottles of beer. I drank it. -Houston we have a problem. (Ryan speaking) I left my booze on the moon! -Martha! Get me my beer! -Martha! Put your shirt back on! Who's that Martha? -Chrissie: (To Ryan, a month ago) (we were married) All right buster, you're sleeping on the couch tonight. Ryan: Ah, I don't see how I could do that, unless you're starting to call yourself couch. -Definition: WAB= Women's Artificial Bananas -That is one scary banana! -club Freaky Links song: If you like to be in a place, where no one needs a space, then be our guest at the club Freaky Links! If you don't like blue ink, we'll change it to pink. If you still don't like this color, that means you have bad odor. -I am a floating head that eats boiled cheese. -Aloha! Shoot me! (Freddie's motto) - I speak Latin. Macaroni and cheese. Mmm I hate you! -Justine= WAHB, honorary member. -They are all poopy, except Platapus of course. -Wisconsin cheese. Stupid. -Californian cheese. Smart. -Great cheese come from happy cows. Happy cows come from California. Real California cheese. It's the cheese. -Rainbow Valley cheese is better! -Who ate Harry Potter? - I still this Rainbow Valley cheese is better! -Everyone is a sushipoo! -gay person= Freddie aka Jade aka beautiful swan -Honk if you're gay and not gay! -Just in case for a crunchy taste! -Extra naughty very berry! (dunno what it means but that's not the point.) -Helium is sweet and doesn't go up and sulfur is pink and not acid. MMM tasty! Who is up for tie dye raccoons? -Who in the world is Tobey? I dunno. My Grandma? -Um that is really confusing... -Yeah I know! -Shut up! -No, you shut up! -We should shut up! -Yay! -No! -I like your sexy accent! It sounds Engrishish ish ish ish, I mean ish, Engrish, yea... -Bitch! I don't like her bitchy attitude! She insulted me! What!? -Jason likes fantasy animals, like Peachy for example, pink, fuzzy, teddy bear dressed like Britney Spears with Batman underwear. He is proud of who he is. - Power to the Mozambequion mafia! -Kill the Iceland mafia! Invite them for Christmas dinner! Monkey stew! Tasty huh? I should wonder why... (Smile) -Hi! See ya in a second! Did you take your sea sick pills? -Banana! -Hey sexy! Had a lot of fun with you in the cabin! -Don't say peanuts! Peanuts! Oh no here comes Zim! The one who's really thin! -Drowning in stew. M' m' good! Doctor Pepper! You make the world taste better! -Do the Dew! It's gotta be the haircuts! -Chevy. Like a Rock. A one pound rock. -Platapus moved to Arizona for the colder climate. -Eat Wisconsin cheese loser! No Cali cheese, ahem, I mean Rainbow Valley cheese, for you! -The world is a banana slug! -Boiled cheese with donkey skin is yum yum! -Harry got run over by Lord Voldemort! -Crazy insane or insane crazy? Boo! Moo! Bleep! Meow! Woof! We gonna do more and we'll post them so be aware of us insane people!
Just like ToothFairyReject, I say things like that all the time (24 hours a day, seven days a week, every single month). She's better at making things up, but my ideas are also funky. For example, my screen name profile and my subprofile are full of those weird sayings, and are all either from ToothFairyReject, or my own. And if you want to see my subprofile (don't sign the guest-book to put smart remarks) visit this site: . Anyways, one thing my friend Sam was saying today was "this is the perfect food for.VENGANCE!!" or "this is the perfect banana for.VENGANCE!!" and he'd start laughing like mad. But hey, it's Sam, so not much can be fixed (A/N jk Sam). One of the things I like (to copy from ToothFairyReject, rather) to say to vansfourlife is crazy things to make him mad. It usually doesn't work, but I was trying with, er, enthusiasm (not). Um I just made up this weird story about Tooth Fairy(s) Network, and it goes something like this: "Did you hear about the Cauliflower meat processing massacre? It killed many cats at the back of Grace's bus, when she was giving them a tour through our home, Rainbow Valley. Mr. Green Balloon wasn't of much help, either; the only thing he did was pop out right there, and arrest all the Japanese tourists with the flashing digital cameras (A/N azn pride), and Goyle, who had turned into a girl, and was shouting that we didn't treat her/him nicely.
Anyway, I am starting to fuse Eminem's songs with all my weird things, because he sort of inspired me not. Well, to be honest, yes I do enjoy his music, even though I don't take all his insulting impulses seriously. I just think his charisma is fun, and not discriminating or mad. Anyway, long story shorter than short, I included him in my Harry Potter stories, because contrasting him with all the stupid things I added there would give it a touch of publicity, even though later on I realized that Eminem would never do such thing. I think he is pretty funny, and I tried to picture him saying all the things I wrote in here, and I swear I almost fell off my bed from all the laughter. Jeez, my mom was getting pissed, but anyway, Dancing pigs are dancing tango. Yes they are!
Grace and I decided to get back at all the critics and journalist that criticized Eminem. Yes, we said we would get some shirts and write on them some logos. Okay, my shirt is composed of such writing: "I adore Eminem.eat lizard hair, maybe you'll change colors". Grace's contains such: "Be Eminem free! I adore my hair with lizard tails". You might think this is all brainless dribble, like some person said in the reviews, but hey I warned you all when I wrote them that it was pure brainless scribble, so if you don't like it or think it's way too stupid for your ego, I invite you to stop reading and read something else, like Shoron's stories (*wink*), cause he is cool. Anyway here are some crazy sayings that me and Grace just made: -Freddie is gay. Period. -damn, now we gots to get technical... -What does this button do? (famous last words) -Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten I see. -I have lost my telephone number, can I have yours? -Have some panda droppings, they are very fragrant and nice. Good luck everyone. -I was surprise when I open the box full of happy. Good luck everyone. -The grinding of the intellect is to most people as painful as the dentist's drill. -Want my phone number? It's 1-800-get-lost! -Be a proud Scottish pink limp anti-pants rabbit. -Keep Britain tidy! Eat socks! -Eat a chameleon! maybe you'll change colors! -Pants pants pants pants pants grandma pants pants pants -If a cow was a gopher it wouldn't be a cow! -My things are pointless! -You can see it from miles! -The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word. -Suicide hotline...please hold. -Wow! Are those real? -(look at me) Follow directions. NOW. -99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer. Take one down. Pass it around. 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 98 bottles of beer. I drank it. -Houston we have a problem. (Ryan speaking) I left my booze on the moon! -Martha! Get me my beer! -Martha! Put your shirt back on! Who's that Martha? -Chrissie: (To Ryan, a month ago) (we were married) All right buster, you're sleeping on the couch tonight. Ryan: Ah, I don't see how I could do that, unless you're starting to call yourself couch. -Definition: WAB= Women's Artificial Bananas -That is one scary banana! -club Freaky Links song: If you like to be in a place, where no one needs a space, then be our guest at the club Freaky Links! If you don't like blue ink, we'll change it to pink. If you still don't like this color, that means you have bad odor. -I am a floating head that eats boiled cheese. -Aloha! Shoot me! (Freddie's motto) - I speak Latin. Macaroni and cheese. Mmm I hate you! -Justine= WAHB, honorary member. -They are all poopy, except Platapus of course. -Wisconsin cheese. Stupid. -Californian cheese. Smart. -Great cheese come from happy cows. Happy cows come from California. Real California cheese. It's the cheese. -Rainbow Valley cheese is better! -Who ate Harry Potter? - I still this Rainbow Valley cheese is better! -Everyone is a sushipoo! -gay person= Freddie aka Jade aka beautiful swan -Honk if you're gay and not gay! -Just in case for a crunchy taste! -Extra naughty very berry! (dunno what it means but that's not the point.) -Helium is sweet and doesn't go up and sulfur is pink and not acid. MMM tasty! Who is up for tie dye raccoons? -Who in the world is Tobey? I dunno. My Grandma? -Um that is really confusing... -Yeah I know! -Shut up! -No, you shut up! -We should shut up! -Yay! -No! -I like your sexy accent! It sounds Engrishish ish ish ish, I mean ish, Engrish, yea... -Bitch! I don't like her bitchy attitude! She insulted me! What!? -Jason likes fantasy animals, like Peachy for example, pink, fuzzy, teddy bear dressed like Britney Spears with Batman underwear. He is proud of who he is. - Power to the Mozambequion mafia! -Kill the Iceland mafia! Invite them for Christmas dinner! Monkey stew! Tasty huh? I should wonder why... (Smile) -Hi! See ya in a second! Did you take your sea sick pills? -Banana! -Hey sexy! Had a lot of fun with you in the cabin! -Don't say peanuts! Peanuts! Oh no here comes Zim! The one who's really thin! -Drowning in stew. M' m' good! Doctor Pepper! You make the world taste better! -Do the Dew! It's gotta be the haircuts! -Chevy. Like a Rock. A one pound rock. -Platapus moved to Arizona for the colder climate. -Eat Wisconsin cheese loser! No Cali cheese, ahem, I mean Rainbow Valley cheese, for you! -The world is a banana slug! -Boiled cheese with donkey skin is yum yum! -Harry got run over by Lord Voldemort! -Crazy insane or insane crazy? Boo! Moo! Bleep! Meow! Woof! We gonna do more and we'll post them so be aware of us insane people!