Okay, now I get how this works. Hehe. For all those out there who are reading this.chapter three will be up by Thursday. If not, it's cause Molly killed me at school. Hehe. If it weren't for school I would be dead by now cause I stole her magic. And if the story's still screwed, then, fanfiction.net is screwed! Oh, the things have what's happening inside them. And I made it extra long for all you "faithful" readers. Oh, I almost forgot again: Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda or my friends (unfortunately) hehe.so don't sue me!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Ganon: calling after themI'll get you, you Son no, Daughter of a Bi- Kiersten: Shut your trap, will ya! all run out of the castle Shia: crashes into Link Oww. Link: Sorry blushes (A/N Link is 17 right now) Shia: It- it's okay. Hey! Where are you going? Link: Uh.castle. But, I can't get in. Haleigh: We barely got out! Navi: singing we're off to see the princess! The wonderful princess of Destiny! Kelly: That's nice. Especially since I don't know who that is! Navi: Zelda Connor: Who? What the hell? Sell the door? Brian: Even I know who Zelda is, you idiot! Connor: exasperated Who's sell the door? (A/N the italicized words are empathized) Scott: Would you all just shut up?!? Everyone shuts up except Link and Shia who are flirting near a group of vines Scott: annoyed that Shia won't shut up Shia? Shia: What? Who? Candy! Food! Enemies! Do I getta kill someone?!? Riley: Eww.you, you want to? Shia: Why not? I gotta sword that's too long for me to pull out! Molly: How come she gets weapons? Kiersten: I got daggers. Hehe.. Kelly: I've got bow and arrows! Riley: Me too! Link: I can pick my nose and slingshot my boogers! Everyone: Eww.. Molly: That's nice. Kiersten: Lovely. Shia: You guys are boring. Bye! Link: Wait! Shia: Why? Link: I needa tell you something. Everyone: Ooo.. Shia: What? confused Link: We're not all guys! Shia: Oh! Um.is there some deep dark secret you wish to tell us? Kelly: imitates school counselor Link: I.i.i.I'm not a Kokiri! Scott: Wow. Tell me something I don't know. Brian: Yea, like.uh.who I like! Link: You don't know who you like? I already know who I like. Haleigh: Who? Connor: I like Haleigh! Haleigh: Really? Connor: I said that out-loud didn't I? Haleigh: smiles Molly: So? Who do ya like? Huh? Link: Uh.well.um..dah! Screw it I'm not saying, but you can tag along with me, for a while, I guess. Shia: Yea! Haha! I'm gonna take whatever Ganondorkie throws at me and shove it up his asshole! Link: That may not be a pretty sight. Shia: I wasn't exactly serious. Link: Oh. Who's Ganondorkie?

Kiersten: Don't as-

Shia: That bitch who didn't give us candy!

Link: Oh. Did you expect him to give you candy? Shia:looking down, sniffing dramatically It.It's my birthday an I'm 16. Link: Oh. Let's go see Zelda, now! Shia: Suddenly happy again Okay! (A/N to make this easier, they got past al of the guards and reached Talon) Talon: Welcome to our ranch.take a look around.it's so much fun.snores Brian: Dude, he snores louder than you, Connor! Connor: No way! Brian: Uh huh! Connor: Nuh unh! Brian: Uh huh! Connor: Nuh unh! Brian: Uh huh! Connor: Nuh unh! Brian: Uh huh! Connor: Nuh unh! Brian: Uh huh! Connor: Nuh unh! Brian: Uh huh! Connor: Nuh unh! Brian: Uh huh! Connor: Nuh unh! Brian: Uh huh! Connor: Nuh unh! Brian: Uh huh! Connor: Nuh unh! Scott: SHUT UP! this wakes Talon up Talon: What in Tarnation! Can't someone get some shut-eye around here? Kiersten: Apparently not. Molly: Hope it isn't like this when we try to sleep. Shia: Mr. Talon? Talon: Yes? Shia: shouting COULD YOU MOVE BECAUSE WE'RE TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD HERE! HELLO! MOVE! NOW! OR I SHALL MOVE YOU! Riley: That's not a pretty sight. Kelly: Nope. Talon: runs away fairly awkwardly and strangely Everyone: 0_o;; Shia: Okay.speaks as if nothing happened Let's see this famous Zelda! Link: Sure. they move the milk boxes and get in side the castle