Fictional characters and Music Bands
Mmhm. Have you ever imagined what would happen if you stuffed Korn and The Spice Girls (or what's left of them.) in a room and left them there, with an apple hanging from the ceiling as their only food? What about Eminem and Moby? Wow, that'd be what I call a cat fight!
Eminem: Tiger-100 Moby: Plush Kitty-1
As I'm sure you Moby fans like him. We, Eminem fans don't. well maybe one song, but that's about it. I swear I wasn't one of them guys who attacked him.. *looks around the room nervously* Anyway, what I'm here to tell is that weird mixes with music bands and groups, and singers and fictional characters and such, could make a great soap opera for all of you out there pissed off because "Saved By the Bell" isn't on anymore. Nothing like those jerks from the WB, with their little show with all those stars from the 80's. *dark muttering*
*Waves that aside* As I once said, "there's nothing like a pillow to have fun", or was it my best friend who said that? Oh well, here's a couple of conversations I just came up with, and I'm sure they will please your ego. The first one has Harry Potter (course) and System of a Down (more than of course):
Harry Potter: H-hello. who are you?
Daron Malakian: Well, I think the question is who are we all?
Serj Tankian: Never mind that boy, we are all the components of System of a Down, official protectors of people's rights, and against any kind of war.
Harry Potter: O_O
Shavo Ddadjian: You know, SOAD!
HP: AH! Wow.!. wait who?
John Dolmayan: Never mind that boy! Who are you?
HP: I am the greatest wizard boy, Harry Potter!
ST: Ah, we heard of you when-
HP: Because I am better than that Merlin ass, and so much better and realistic than the Lord of the Rings. and besides what's the point?? There's only one ring in the story why call if "Lord of the RINGS"??
SD: O_O
JD: Um okay kid, chill out. Is Voldemort into terrorism?
HP: Um well you could call it terrorism.
ST: Then we must defend you! We must make him see how very wrong war is! It only gives us death showers!! ".while millions are spent on bombs, creating death showers!"
HP: Um ok, say your last prayers then.
DM: Uh?
HP: Here he comes.with a fruit basket.
DM: They look more like guns to me..
HP: Oh trust me, they are fruits..
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!
I hopefully hope you got the sarcasm on these last lines here. Next, is a dialogue between Christina Aguilera and Marylin Manson (whohoo!) This one is to my friend Bettie Page!
Christina Aguilera: ".lets' get dirty."
Marylin Manson: *comes in* What the fuck?! Who let this bitch come in here?!
CA: AAH!! WHO THE HELL IS THAT??!!
MM: What? Oh I'm sorry I was carrying my mirror, you must have seen yourself..
CA: *glare* Well. so what are you?
MM: What do you mean what am I?
CA: well, who are you trying to be dressed like that? Do you live in Halloween Land or something?
MM: Maybe, but at least I'm not as fake as a wedding cake.
CA: And at least I like drugs and they like me.
MM: O_o
CA: What ya starin' at? My beautiful ass?
MM: Ew.I'd rather be raped by Bettie Page (*wink*)
CA: Who?
MM: Shut up. Fuck off..
CA: ..wha.?
MM: (*as gone out of the room, looking for Bettie Page*)
CA: Umm.. okay. *grabs a pillow*
Heh, I hope that wasn't too weird or anything, but I seriously imagine that happening. It'd be cool! Anyway, the next one has Weezer (WHOHOO!) and Eminem. This one is for Eric, even though he is a retard. I'd like to see his face if he ever reads this.BWHAHAHAH!!!:
Rivers Cuomo: *comes in followed by Brian Bell, Patrick Wilson, and Mikey Welsh*
Eminem: *looks up from the PlayBoy Magazine*
=w=: O_O
Eminem: O_O
=w=: *slowly walk out of the room*
Eminem: *slowly goes back to "reading"*
Yeah, I think I made my point. This one was so clear, wasn't it? I LOVE YOU ALL!!! That didn't go for you, you stupid plush kitties! That went for =w= and Em. Anyway, here's the last one, but never, EVER, the least. It has Las Ketchup (HELL YEAH WE SPANIARDS RULE!!!! WE'RE SO MUTHAFUCKINGLY AWESOME!!!!) and The Dixie Chicks (*puking*). Here it is!:
Las Ketchup: ". Asereje, ja deje, tejebe tu dejerebe seuniboba, majabi and the bugui and the buidiripi!!."
Dixie Chicks: What in the name of Bush are these women doing?! No, the question is, who the hell are they and what the heck are they speaking!?
LK: Hola! Who are you, women dressed funny?
DC: That's our question to you, missies!
LK: *whispers* Tu entiendes algo de lo que estas están diciendo? Por que yo no tengo ni pajolera idea.. Um ladies, we are so sorry that we cannot speak any more with you, but we actually have concerts to do.
DC: what? You think that we don't?! We just made a new song! HA!
LK: Ah yes the one that's only on between 4 am and 4:05 am in KIIS FM?
DC: O_O So what eh? You think you're so cool because your song was translated into a zitrillion languages.!?
LK: *nod* AND our accent is sexy! *wink*
DC: O_O I'm out.
LK: *shrug*
Sorry to all of the Dixie Chicks fans, but as this is my fiction, I may do whatever I desire, but still, my apologies *Bows*. Well, this has been Monniecakes' chapter 11! I hope that y'all stay tuned for the following chapters!
~The Big Chunk, Mad Goat, Cow-wanna-be, Monniecakes
*Puts all the songs mentioned here at the same time and dances to the special rhythm*
Mmhm. Have you ever imagined what would happen if you stuffed Korn and The Spice Girls (or what's left of them.) in a room and left them there, with an apple hanging from the ceiling as their only food? What about Eminem and Moby? Wow, that'd be what I call a cat fight!
Eminem: Tiger-100 Moby: Plush Kitty-1
As I'm sure you Moby fans like him. We, Eminem fans don't. well maybe one song, but that's about it. I swear I wasn't one of them guys who attacked him.. *looks around the room nervously* Anyway, what I'm here to tell is that weird mixes with music bands and groups, and singers and fictional characters and such, could make a great soap opera for all of you out there pissed off because "Saved By the Bell" isn't on anymore. Nothing like those jerks from the WB, with their little show with all those stars from the 80's. *dark muttering*
*Waves that aside* As I once said, "there's nothing like a pillow to have fun", or was it my best friend who said that? Oh well, here's a couple of conversations I just came up with, and I'm sure they will please your ego. The first one has Harry Potter (course) and System of a Down (more than of course):
Harry Potter: H-hello. who are you?
Daron Malakian: Well, I think the question is who are we all?
Serj Tankian: Never mind that boy, we are all the components of System of a Down, official protectors of people's rights, and against any kind of war.
Harry Potter: O_O
Shavo Ddadjian: You know, SOAD!
HP: AH! Wow.!. wait who?
John Dolmayan: Never mind that boy! Who are you?
HP: I am the greatest wizard boy, Harry Potter!
ST: Ah, we heard of you when-
HP: Because I am better than that Merlin ass, and so much better and realistic than the Lord of the Rings. and besides what's the point?? There's only one ring in the story why call if "Lord of the RINGS"??
SD: O_O
JD: Um okay kid, chill out. Is Voldemort into terrorism?
HP: Um well you could call it terrorism.
ST: Then we must defend you! We must make him see how very wrong war is! It only gives us death showers!! ".while millions are spent on bombs, creating death showers!"
HP: Um ok, say your last prayers then.
DM: Uh?
HP: Here he comes.with a fruit basket.
DM: They look more like guns to me..
HP: Oh trust me, they are fruits..
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!
I hopefully hope you got the sarcasm on these last lines here. Next, is a dialogue between Christina Aguilera and Marylin Manson (whohoo!) This one is to my friend Bettie Page!
Christina Aguilera: ".lets' get dirty."
Marylin Manson: *comes in* What the fuck?! Who let this bitch come in here?!
CA: AAH!! WHO THE HELL IS THAT??!!
MM: What? Oh I'm sorry I was carrying my mirror, you must have seen yourself..
CA: *glare* Well. so what are you?
MM: What do you mean what am I?
CA: well, who are you trying to be dressed like that? Do you live in Halloween Land or something?
MM: Maybe, but at least I'm not as fake as a wedding cake.
CA: And at least I like drugs and they like me.
MM: O_o
CA: What ya starin' at? My beautiful ass?
MM: Ew.I'd rather be raped by Bettie Page (*wink*)
CA: Who?
MM: Shut up. Fuck off..
CA: ..wha.?
MM: (*as gone out of the room, looking for Bettie Page*)
CA: Umm.. okay. *grabs a pillow*
Heh, I hope that wasn't too weird or anything, but I seriously imagine that happening. It'd be cool! Anyway, the next one has Weezer (WHOHOO!) and Eminem. This one is for Eric, even though he is a retard. I'd like to see his face if he ever reads this.BWHAHAHAH!!!:
Rivers Cuomo: *comes in followed by Brian Bell, Patrick Wilson, and Mikey Welsh*
Eminem: *looks up from the PlayBoy Magazine*
=w=: O_O
Eminem: O_O
=w=: *slowly walk out of the room*
Eminem: *slowly goes back to "reading"*
Yeah, I think I made my point. This one was so clear, wasn't it? I LOVE YOU ALL!!! That didn't go for you, you stupid plush kitties! That went for =w= and Em. Anyway, here's the last one, but never, EVER, the least. It has Las Ketchup (HELL YEAH WE SPANIARDS RULE!!!! WE'RE SO MUTHAFUCKINGLY AWESOME!!!!) and The Dixie Chicks (*puking*). Here it is!:
Las Ketchup: ". Asereje, ja deje, tejebe tu dejerebe seuniboba, majabi and the bugui and the buidiripi!!."
Dixie Chicks: What in the name of Bush are these women doing?! No, the question is, who the hell are they and what the heck are they speaking!?
LK: Hola! Who are you, women dressed funny?
DC: That's our question to you, missies!
LK: *whispers* Tu entiendes algo de lo que estas están diciendo? Por que yo no tengo ni pajolera idea.. Um ladies, we are so sorry that we cannot speak any more with you, but we actually have concerts to do.
DC: what? You think that we don't?! We just made a new song! HA!
LK: Ah yes the one that's only on between 4 am and 4:05 am in KIIS FM?
DC: O_O So what eh? You think you're so cool because your song was translated into a zitrillion languages.!?
LK: *nod* AND our accent is sexy! *wink*
DC: O_O I'm out.
LK: *shrug*
Sorry to all of the Dixie Chicks fans, but as this is my fiction, I may do whatever I desire, but still, my apologies *Bows*. Well, this has been Monniecakes' chapter 11! I hope that y'all stay tuned for the following chapters!
~The Big Chunk, Mad Goat, Cow-wanna-be, Monniecakes
*Puts all the songs mentioned here at the same time and dances to the special rhythm*