A/N: A reviewer (Jessica) reviewed this story saying Chandler was very much out of character. In my authors note for Chapter 3 I stated that, that was the idea for a fan fiction (not everyone mind you but this one if you can't tell) She made it a point to review Chapter 3 just to counter my statements. I have one thing to say.
"If you don't like the way he's acting or how I write my fictions, then don't fucking read them. Don't waist my time with meaningless reviews."
Everyone else enjoy this chapter =)
Please review. Flames are welcomed. If you must, flame till your hearts content. Flames only fuel me to piss you off more than I already have. Flames are ammo for my arsenal. But don't think if you say something I don't like that I'm not gonna say nothing about it. One of my nicknames isn't Cujo for nothing (heehee Alicia)
Disclaimer: If you haven't already guessed I don't own them =( If I could own Chandler for 5 minutes… that's all I need 5 minutes and I'd be content for life… hey a girl can dream can't she?
F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Last Flight Out
© 2002 Ash Matthews
~ Chapter 4 ~
Chandler and Monica return to the fountain, Ross and Jennifer are not there. David and Courteney are talking.
"Where'd you guys go?" David asks
"We went for a walk"
"Where's my brother?"
"Him and Jenn went for a walk, but I highly doubt there is any walking goin on"
"Ok that's too much information"
"Chandler can I talk to you?"
"Sure"
Chandler goes to sit down
"No, over there" David gestures
"Um… ok"
David gives Chandler a look
"Ohhh ok"
They walk out of earshot, Monica sits down next to Courteney
"How was it? I owe ya 100 right?" David reaches to his pocket
"I wouldn't know we didn't do it yet"
"Hold the phone, Chandler Bing can't get into a girls pants? Hell has froze over"
"Funny, you should become a comedian… she's not like the girls I usually get its going to take time"
"So nothing, zero, zilch." David grins
"I kissed her"
"Whoa score"
"Shut up, I'm going to get her alright. I'm pretty sure tomorrows the night"
"Usually I would say 'good luck' but I'd be out a hundred this time, so I'm hoping she tells you to 'fuck yourself' " David laughs
"Thanks for the support"
"Anytime man"
"So have you gotten any? 'Cause apparently Ross is getting some"
"No I don't think I'm going to"
"O so sad,… rejected" Chandler grinned
"No she's willing I just don't want to cross that line with her yet"
Chandler looked shocked "What the hell are you talking about? You don't want to 'cross that line'? You're almost as bad as me when it comes to this stuff"
"I know it's just she's really cool, I think we could make something of it"
"You… you in a relationship? Do you not know what we do? One there's no time for a relationship and two you can't give up on all the groupies, they count on us" Chandler grinned at his last statement
"Now see I forgot about my requirement to all the groupies out there" he rolled his eyes "I'm just going to see were it goes until Sunday, then I'll figure out what I'm gonna do"
"Cha ok" Chandler says sarcastically
"What?"
"Nothing… nothing at all"
"Dude what?" David was getting aggravated
"I just find it funny"
"Just tell me,… what's funny?"
"The fact that you've been pussy whipped in a couple of hours"
"Pus… pussy whipped? I have not been pussy whipped!" David defended
"That's what they all say" Chandler said bringing a cigarette to his mouth
***
"Soooo how are things with you and Chandler going" Courteney asked to break the silence
"I don't know, good I guess it's hard to tell with him"
"You two just seem to have such good chemistry"
"Earlier if you would have told me that I would have laughed at you. Now I'm not so sure"
"How do you mean?"
"He was a complete ass before, but during that walk. He… I don't know seemed to show his real side. He was sweet, romantic in a way, we had this kiss. I'm not sure about it but I think there might be something there."
"That's so great"
"You think so?"
"I really do, I know I haven't know you two but for only like what? A couple hours, but as soon as me and Jenn saw you two we saw something. You guys had this chemistry, we were shocked when you said you weren't together"
***
Chandler was still talking to David when his phone rang
"What!" he answered aggravated, he shot a worried glance to David "O Johnny, Hi" (A/N: Johnny is their manager)
"Were the hell are you!"
"At Ross's why?"
"No your not"
"Ya we are, Me, David, Ross and Monica"
"Really that's funny cause I just called Ross's"
"You... uh, you did?" Chandler looks up to David who looks as worried as Chandler feels
"Surprise! Do you really think I'm that stupid Bing? You insult me you really do"
"I don't know what you've been told but were just hanging out, at this coffee shop..."
"Central Perk"
"Ok so you have been told"
"I was also told that it closes at 12 so where the hell are you"
"What time is it?"
"I don't know Bing what time is it?"
Chandler looks to David 'what time is it?' he mouths. David throws his watch into his face '2:45' he mouths back
"Uh" Chandler swallows hard, Johnny is the only person he knows who can make him this nervous "2:45ish"
"Exactly so what the hell have you been doing for 3 hours? Which I'm sure is not even the correct amount of time since I know you weren't sitting around at a coffee shop for a couple of hours"
"We've been hanging out in Central Park"
"Who would we be?"
"Me, Ross, Dave, Mon, and Co..." Chandler stops letting the sentence finish itself
"And who?"
"No one just Me, Ross, Dave, and Mon. That's all"
"What about those girls from TRL?"
"What uh, what girls?" Chandler rubbed the back of his neck
'Damnit!' Chandler thought to himself 'How the hell does he know all of this'
"Those girls you winked at during the show. Are they there?"
"No sir haven't seen them since the show"
Ross and Jennifer come walking up, they are both apparently drunk
"Great" Chandler exhales
"What?"
"Nothing nothing"
"Chandler who you talking to man! Another chick?"
Chandler turns to David 'Shut him up' he mouths pointing roughly to Ross
"Another chick? Was that Ross"
"Yes sir he just walked up"
"Let me talk to him"
"Why do you need to talk to him, you can talk to me we're cool right?"
"Bing"
"Right... Ross the phones for you, its Johnny"
Chandler hands over the phone. He shoots a 'worried as hell' glance to David who sends it back
"Hey Johnny what's goin on man?" Ross slurs
"Where are you?"
"Central Park I think" Ross covers the phone but fails to cover it were Johnny can't hear "Chandler were are we?"
"Central Park" Chandler sighed, this night is coming to an end and fast
"Are you drunk?"
"Drunk? No I'm not drunk, just slightly intoxicated"
"Really?" he asks sarcastically
"No" Ross looks around him like he doesn't want anyone to hear him "I was lying, I am so drunk" he whispers into the phone
"Is there any one else with you besides the band?" Johnny asked knowing that if Ross was as drunk as he was acting he could get everything out of him
"Umm Monica, she's the only chick"
David breathed a sigh of relief
"That's it??" Johnny was suspicious
"Ya...... Oh and those uhhh what's the word, what's the word?" Ross snaps his fingers
"Chicks?" Chandler offered, he might as well help him out in ruining their night if it was going to happen
"Ya! thanks man, chicks. There are those two chicks Jennifer and Courteney, we meet them at TRL, they're really hot!"
David hits himself in the forehead, he couldn't believe this
"Drugs?" Johnny asks
"Drugs?" Ross repeats
Ross looks at Chandler and David who are both mouthing 'no' and shaking there hands
"Quit telling me to say 'no' " Ross says almost dropping the phone but he gets control back over it and puts it back at his ear "You know you have some weed Chandler"
"Oh my god" Chandler puts his face in his hands crouching down to the ground "Oh my god"
"Thanks Ross let me talk to Bing"
"Chandler the phone's for you" Ross says tossing the phone and walking to Jennifer
Chandler fumbles with it but catches it before it hits the ground. He puts it to his ear but doesn't say anything. He slowly stands back up.
"You should never be aloud to talk to people" David seethes as Ross walks by
"Bing!" Johnny yells so loud David could hear it
Chandler pulls the phone from his ear for a second "Uh… yes?"
"Drugs?"
"We have no drugs sir I don't know what Ross was talking about. He's so drunk ya know"
"O ya I'm sure he was just making it up, especially the part about you telling him to say 'no', that was all fake right?"
"Yeah,… Yes sir"
"That's what I thought. Get home Bing, all of you. I'll see you tomorrow at one. We'll discuss this"
"I thought you said we could come at 3"
"One Bing! Now go home before I send somebody for you"
"That won't be necessary"
"It better not be"
Johnny hangs up the phone.
"Damnit!" Chandler yelled acting as if he was going to throw the phone
"What he say?" David asks
"We have to be at the Garden at one now. He's going to talk to us"
"Holy shit you don't think?"
"Ya I do, thanks a lot Ross" Chandler looks around "Where the fuck is Ross?"
"He's…" David turns around "Well he was just here"
"This is just great!" Chandler runs his fingers through his hair in nervousness
"He's over there puking" Jennifer offers. Chandler and David had forgotten she was there, they had been too caught up with what was happening
"Let him puke" Chandler says angrily "Son of a bitch"
Chandler goes and sits on the bench nearby and lights up a joint
"What are you doing! We've go to go"
"I'm not going anywhere" Chandler puffs at the joint madly
"Dude, Johnny said to go home, we've got to go home" David tried to reason
"Johnny said this, Johnny said that. Fuck Johnny, he's not the boss of me"
"I think he is, he's our manager"
"Exactly! He's just our manager, that's it. He can't tell us what to do"
"But Chan…"
"Fuck off" he runs his hand through his hair again
"All I'm saying is that we should do what we're told aiight? So if your not going home I'm leaving without you"
"Go, I could care less, but your not taking my car, call a goddamn taxi" Chandler throws David his phone
"I have my own. We all got one from the T-Mobile deal remember?" David throws the phone back but Chandler makes no attempt to catch it. It hits his chest and clatters the ground
Ross and Jennifer are now standing by
"What's wrong with him?" Ross slurs wrapping his arm around Jennifer's shoulders
"Leave him alone, come on we're leaving"
"Why?" Ross asks as if he had no recollection of his phone conversation with Johnny
"Cause you're a dumb ass"
"Oh"
David, Ross, and Jennifer leave Chandler in search of Monica and Courteney
"Where's Chandler?" Monica asked standing up as the three approach
"I don't know we left him but we've got to go" David answers
"We can't leave him"
"He doesn't want to go"
"Then I'm staying, I'm not just going to leave him here"
"Suit yourself, come on" David says to the others "I have a cab waiting"
Monica finds Chandler sitting on the bench. He is now smoking a cigarette. She sits down next to him and waits for him to speak.
"Where's everyone" he finally asks
"They left"
"You should have went with them"
"Don't be stupid I wasn't going to leave you"
Chandler takes a drag from his cigarette, drifting back into silence
"Are you gonna tell me why you didn't want to go or are we just going to sit here?" she asked after a few minutes
Ross stood pacing in his room. He looked to the clock. 4:31am. 4:31 and they still weren't back. He stopped pacing as a wave of nausea took over him, he sighed and sat on his bed. He kept glancing at the clock every few minutes, 4:34, 4:35, 4:39. Why he had left Monica alone with Chandler in Central Park he couldn't figure out. He blamed it on his drinking. He was ready to get in his parents car and go look for them. Even though he had thrown up most of the alcohol, he knew he was in no shape to drive. The sudden sound of his phone ringing made him jump. He fumbled with it for a second, finally getting it to his ear.
"Monica!?"
"Who?"
Ross sighed in disappointment "Hey Johnny"
"Ross where's Bing, he's not answering his phone"
"I know" Ross whispered
"What?"
"Nothing… I think he's sleeping"
"Ok good. I called David and he told me he didn't come back with you guys. So I sent some people to Central Park and he wasn't there. What time did he get back?"
"Not long after we did. About 3:13" Ross lied
"You got home at?"
"2:56ish"
"Ok go to bed I'll see you at one"
Ross hung up his phone. "Shit" he began to pace again. Where the hell are they if they're not at Central Park?
A/N: That's Chapter 4, don't forget to let me know what you guys think. If I get 42 or more reviews you guys can have the next chapter. I've already written up to chapter 9 so when you guys get to read the next chapters is all up to you.
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We are the youth and politicians are so sure
We are the youth and we are knocking on deaths door