Heaven¡¯s Pot Spider
Author¡¯s Notes:
Please. I know how wrong and disturbing this pairing is.
Pot Spider/Sora
But please understand that this is what happens when you are on a sugar high at one am in the morning and under the influence of strawberry daiquiri with extra sugar and flirtini.
Lemon involved.
**And I thought JoannaD¡¯s Riku/Mickey was wrong¡¦ Damn, this pairing tops ¡®em all! Chizuka! Sumimasen!
Please, don¡¯t flame this. I told you this already¡¦ I AM HIGH AND WASTED. PLEASE. DON¡¯T FLAME! IT LOWERS MY MORALE AND SELF ESTEEM! I HAVE MENTAL ISSUES AND MY THERAPIST AGREES. PLEASE DON¡¯T FLAME! IT HURTS MY FEEEEEELINGS!
Will someone *P*L*E*A*S*E* tell my WHY I did this Pot-Spider/Sora pairing?!?!?!?!
I¡¯ll delete this fan fiction from the face of the earth, and leave it only to the dregs of Cyberspace. As soon as I get ten reviews.
But if people are disturbed enough to laugh or like it, then I might go on with it.
~*~*~*~*~Pot Spider~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Must¡¦ Kill¡¦ Sora¡¦Must¡¦ love¡¦ Jafarr¡¦
Must¡¦ serve¡¦ Darkness¡¦
Boy coming towards me.
Beautiful boy. Beautiful eyes¡¦
Life¡¦ Freedom¡¦ Heart¡¦ Love¡¦
~*~*~*~*~Sora~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Oh my god. That Pot Spider¡¦ Oh my god¡¦ It¡¯s so graceful¡¦ Oh no¡¦ how will I kill it?! No! Sora! Think straight, damnit! It¡¯s a POT SPIDER! Oh god¡¦ It¡¯s scuttling towards me¡¦ Pot Spider¡¦ Why isn¡¯t it attacking me?! Damnit, it¡¯s just¡¦ sitting there¡¦ Oh crap, that stupid duck¡¯s moving towards the Pot Spider¡¦¡°Donald! No!¡± I scream. No harm will come to the pot spider¡¦
¡°Hyuk! What¡¯s wrong, Sora?! It¡¯s a Heartless!¡± Goofy asks, raising his shield
¡°No! Please! Don¡¯t harm it!¡± I scream out. And before I know it¡¦ My fingers are running over the Pot Spider¡¯s smooth ceramic¡¦ I lower my lips to kiss its lid. Donald and Goofy are lying on the floor. I think they¡¯ve passed out. Oh well! Mmm¡¦ Pot Spider¡¦
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
¡°Pot Spider¡¦ There¡¯s something I must tell you.¡± Sora whispered into Pot Spider¡¯s pot.
¡°¡¦¡¦..¡± said PS.
¡°Pot Spider¡¦ I love you. Will you marry me?¡±
¡°¡¦¡¦.¡± Said PS.
¡°I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!¡±
The two ignored the darkness. Sora buried his Keyblade and changed his name to ¡°Mako Powder¡± so that Ansem and FBI¡¯s Intercom wouldn¡¯t be able to track him down.
They flew to a far away world called ¡°The Land of Toilet Seats¡± and started a family.
The children all have arms and legs and a blue pot for their torsos and heads.
They lived happily ever after.
The end.
¡¦ Or is it?
Author¡¯s Notes:
CRAP!
THAT WAS JUST SO WRONG!
OH MY GOD!
WHAT THE HELL MADE ME WRITE THAT?!
Ok¡¦ I am SO deleting this¡¦
PLEASE, PEOPLE, DON¡¯T FLAME ME.
*is glomped by Sora fans who are trying to kill her*
NOOOOOO
I AM INNOCENT
PLEASE!
BUT POT SPIDER AND SORA ARE IN LOVE!
ALL LOVE IS TRUE AND INNOCE-
*a girl screams; ¡°NOT WHEN IT¡¯S WITH AN OVER GROWN FLOWER POT, IT AINT!¡±*
*BLW crawls into a hole and cries*
¡°Pot Spider!¡±