Accidents
By: Lydd & Ris
A/N: Ris made this part. This is, uh... weirder than last time. Thanks to the wonderful, very wonderful people that reviewed! I love you! Mwah! Mwah! Domo arigatou for reviewing. Reminder that this fic has a lot of vein popping action. Be warned...
Standard disclaimers apply so I don't own anything but myself (Ris)
"Says" 'Thoughts' (A/N:) --------------------- -change of view points -end- A/P: Author's POV
Chapter 2: A Sinking Feeling for Ryonan
Ris smirked. 'This is going to be fun. It's been a while since I wrote. Hehehe. Now it's torture time...'
Who to torture again?
Ris scratched her head. 'Crap. Forgot what Lydd said.' She sighed. 'No use. Who is still available?' She looked at the document. 'She only made something for Shohoku.' She read the whole document and she sweatdropped, 'Memo: Never leave Lydd unattended when she has writer's block.' 'Hmm... Akagi isn't here and he's suppose to be with Uozomi.. Hah! Idea...' Ris grinned evilly and cracked her knuckles, 'Let's get the show started..'
------------------------------------- Akagi and Uozomi
The two gorillas were very fidgety in their seats.
'Why did I have to win that stupid contest at Uozomi's Restaurant.?' Akagi angrily pondered on that matter until Uozomi spoke up and amazingly, answered the question that was bugging Akagi.
"You eat too much."
This statement caused Akagi to pop a vein.
"Please repeat that again." Akagi said with the vein throbbing.
"You. Eat. Too. Much. If you don't then we wouldn't have won the stupid contest." Akagi just smirked.
"Just say it out loud Uozomi. You're afraid that were on a ship and that, You. Are. Sea-Sick."
Now, it was Uozomi's turn to pop a vein.
"Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house." (is that statement right?) Uozomi snapped back.
Another vein for Akagi.
Uozomi stood up and faced Akagi, "You think I don't notice that you're also fidgety. If I didn't know better, you're scared. Scaredy Cat (better yet, 'Scardy Gorilla')."
Because of the insults thrown at Akagi, his temper rose a bit higher to the point that he needed to give a Gori-bash to Uozomi.
And Gori-bash he did.
Thus, this movement caused Uozomi to flare up. And in the ship, there was a Gori vs. Orangutan battle and in every battle there will always be a commotion.
The captain of the ship went to check on the chaos that was happening and he saw the two gorillas fighting. He tried to call their attention but to no avail. This caused the captain to pop a vein and loose a lot of temper. He ordered his men to try and push them toward the edge of the ship and to make it quick. (Here you will find the sailors moving a cloud wherein Akagi and Uozomi is.)
'This is going to be bad for marketing. This is a first-class ship and people are trying to act like animals!' he sighed, 'Kids today... kinky.'
The sailors tried and forced the cloud to drop in the sea. And drop to the sea it did. The last thing the captain heard was a loud *Splash* and he knew that they were gone. So he came back to the captain's position and made the ship sail away leaving Akagi and Uozomi behind in the waters.
Akagi and Uozomi broke up their fight when they got thrown out... Did I mention that they didn't know how to swim? So they just moved unconsciously, not knowing if it was right or wrong.
Just then... Uozomi and Akagi felt something tug at their collars and they tried to take it off. Underwater.
------------------------------------- Sendoh and Koshino
Sendoh Akira was at his favorite fishing spot again near the pier. He brought his best friend Koshino Hiroaki along because his Kaede won't be able to make it today because of another practice. They each brought along a fishing rod, hoping to catch something today. But up until now, lady luck wasn't on their side. Until they felt something tug at their line.
"Wow. This is a big one!" Sendoh exclaimed. They tried to pull the line upwards but it kept on tugging downwards into the water. Unluckily, the fishes was stronger than the both of them so they fell into the water. Another *splash*.
------------------------------------- Akagi and Uozomi
'Stupid friggin thingy got caught in my collar.' both of the captains thought as they tried to take the hook off. (they're still underwater)
They tried to pull the hook out but the hook was dragging them to the surface. So they dragged downwards again. This continued for quite sometime. Then the captains gave one last powerful tug and the force pulling them upwards was now in the water for all they know and care.
------------------------------------- Sendoh and Koshino
They landed on the water with a splash but they still held on to the rods. Luckily, Sendoh knew that the waters were shallow so he stood up and tried pulling the rod. Out came Akagi, looking awfully drenched.
"Hey Hiro! Look what I caught!" Sendoh said with a chuckle.
Koshino stood up and was quite fortunate too that the waters were shallow enough for him to stand up and breathe. He looked at the rod he was holding and gave it to Sendoh, which in turn pulled the rod. Out came Uozomi looking more harassed than Akagi.
This was quite a sight for the two persons fishing so they let out a loud laugh while the two captains looked like tomatoes floating in the waters because of their embarrassment.
"Captain! Didn't you notice that the waters were shallow here?" Koshino manage to say while laughing, "It's a miracle that Akira manages to catch fish in this shallow waters!"
And they all laughed at that. ------------------------------------- Ris
Taps hard on the keyboard.
'Stupid colds,' sneezes, then grabs a tissue, 'making mucus clog my brain... Freak!' She sighed. 'No use. I'll make Libra finish this... next chapter.' *Sandman pops out of nowhere and sprinkles the wachamacallit-dust on Ris. Thus, making her sneeze* *Achoooo.* *Nose gets more of the dust and makes her fall down on the keyboards with snot it*
TBC(?)
Ris: Lydd! I'll get you for that! Wait and see! I'll torture you in Kanashi Koi! Lydd: *ignores Ris's rants and taunts* I just love 'no-changing-what-you- type' contracts! Subarashi desu wa! *they conitinue ranting and ranting and ranting. yada yada yada*
A/N: Ris made this part. This is, uh... weirder than last time. Thanks to the wonderful, very wonderful people that reviewed! I love you! Mwah! Mwah! Domo arigatou for reviewing. Reminder that this fic has a lot of vein popping action. Be warned...
Standard disclaimers apply so I don't own anything but myself (Ris)
"Says" 'Thoughts' (A/N:) --------------------- -change of view points -end- A/P: Author's POV
Chapter 2: A Sinking Feeling for Ryonan
Ris smirked. 'This is going to be fun. It's been a while since I wrote. Hehehe. Now it's torture time...'
Who to torture again?
Ris scratched her head. 'Crap. Forgot what Lydd said.' She sighed. 'No use. Who is still available?' She looked at the document. 'She only made something for Shohoku.' She read the whole document and she sweatdropped, 'Memo: Never leave Lydd unattended when she has writer's block.' 'Hmm... Akagi isn't here and he's suppose to be with Uozomi.. Hah! Idea...' Ris grinned evilly and cracked her knuckles, 'Let's get the show started..'
------------------------------------- Akagi and Uozomi
The two gorillas were very fidgety in their seats.
'Why did I have to win that stupid contest at Uozomi's Restaurant.?' Akagi angrily pondered on that matter until Uozomi spoke up and amazingly, answered the question that was bugging Akagi.
"You eat too much."
This statement caused Akagi to pop a vein.
"Please repeat that again." Akagi said with the vein throbbing.
"You. Eat. Too. Much. If you don't then we wouldn't have won the stupid contest." Akagi just smirked.
"Just say it out loud Uozomi. You're afraid that were on a ship and that, You. Are. Sea-Sick."
Now, it was Uozomi's turn to pop a vein.
"Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house." (is that statement right?) Uozomi snapped back.
Another vein for Akagi.
Uozomi stood up and faced Akagi, "You think I don't notice that you're also fidgety. If I didn't know better, you're scared. Scaredy Cat (better yet, 'Scardy Gorilla')."
Because of the insults thrown at Akagi, his temper rose a bit higher to the point that he needed to give a Gori-bash to Uozomi.
And Gori-bash he did.
Thus, this movement caused Uozomi to flare up. And in the ship, there was a Gori vs. Orangutan battle and in every battle there will always be a commotion.
The captain of the ship went to check on the chaos that was happening and he saw the two gorillas fighting. He tried to call their attention but to no avail. This caused the captain to pop a vein and loose a lot of temper. He ordered his men to try and push them toward the edge of the ship and to make it quick. (Here you will find the sailors moving a cloud wherein Akagi and Uozomi is.)
'This is going to be bad for marketing. This is a first-class ship and people are trying to act like animals!' he sighed, 'Kids today... kinky.'
The sailors tried and forced the cloud to drop in the sea. And drop to the sea it did. The last thing the captain heard was a loud *Splash* and he knew that they were gone. So he came back to the captain's position and made the ship sail away leaving Akagi and Uozomi behind in the waters.
Akagi and Uozomi broke up their fight when they got thrown out... Did I mention that they didn't know how to swim? So they just moved unconsciously, not knowing if it was right or wrong.
Just then... Uozomi and Akagi felt something tug at their collars and they tried to take it off. Underwater.
------------------------------------- Sendoh and Koshino
Sendoh Akira was at his favorite fishing spot again near the pier. He brought his best friend Koshino Hiroaki along because his Kaede won't be able to make it today because of another practice. They each brought along a fishing rod, hoping to catch something today. But up until now, lady luck wasn't on their side. Until they felt something tug at their line.
"Wow. This is a big one!" Sendoh exclaimed. They tried to pull the line upwards but it kept on tugging downwards into the water. Unluckily, the fishes was stronger than the both of them so they fell into the water. Another *splash*.
------------------------------------- Akagi and Uozomi
'Stupid friggin thingy got caught in my collar.' both of the captains thought as they tried to take the hook off. (they're still underwater)
They tried to pull the hook out but the hook was dragging them to the surface. So they dragged downwards again. This continued for quite sometime. Then the captains gave one last powerful tug and the force pulling them upwards was now in the water for all they know and care.
------------------------------------- Sendoh and Koshino
They landed on the water with a splash but they still held on to the rods. Luckily, Sendoh knew that the waters were shallow so he stood up and tried pulling the rod. Out came Akagi, looking awfully drenched.
"Hey Hiro! Look what I caught!" Sendoh said with a chuckle.
Koshino stood up and was quite fortunate too that the waters were shallow enough for him to stand up and breathe. He looked at the rod he was holding and gave it to Sendoh, which in turn pulled the rod. Out came Uozomi looking more harassed than Akagi.
This was quite a sight for the two persons fishing so they let out a loud laugh while the two captains looked like tomatoes floating in the waters because of their embarrassment.
"Captain! Didn't you notice that the waters were shallow here?" Koshino manage to say while laughing, "It's a miracle that Akira manages to catch fish in this shallow waters!"
And they all laughed at that. ------------------------------------- Ris
Taps hard on the keyboard.
'Stupid colds,' sneezes, then grabs a tissue, 'making mucus clog my brain... Freak!' She sighed. 'No use. I'll make Libra finish this... next chapter.' *Sandman pops out of nowhere and sprinkles the wachamacallit-dust on Ris. Thus, making her sneeze* *Achoooo.* *Nose gets more of the dust and makes her fall down on the keyboards with snot it*
TBC(?)
Ris: Lydd! I'll get you for that! Wait and see! I'll torture you in Kanashi Koi! Lydd: *ignores Ris's rants and taunts* I just love 'no-changing-what-you- type' contracts! Subarashi desu wa! *they conitinue ranting and ranting and ranting. yada yada yada*