Horribly, horrible terror on Hyrule
A/N: Thank you! Thank you! I've had 1 review in less than 24 hours! It's a bit below average, but I will grow up on it! Anyways, on with the story!
(Outside Deku Tree)
(Mido appears)
Mido: @#$%! You nearly killed me!
Link: How'd you get out?
Mido: I used a @#$%@# gameshark code too!
Link: Do'h! I never should've told him the website!
Mido: Anyways, what happened?
Link: Navi killed the Deku Tree.
Navi: I DID NOT! Well, not really.
Mido: KILL THAT FAIRY!
Kokoris: Get her!
Know it all brothers: That stupid fairy killed the Deku Tree!
Link: (Runs up to the top of the cliff and watches) Go the Kokoris!
Popcorn Salesman: Hotdogs! Get your hotdogs!
Link: Aren't you suppose to be a popcorn salesman?
P.S: Ok! Wait...
Hotdog Salesman: There! Better?
Link: Yup! (Buys a Hotdog)
(2 hours later)
Navi: @#$%! There keep on at it!
(Kokoris caught Navi)
Navi: @#$%!
(1 hour later, Kokoris still beating Navi up)
Link: Wait, wait! I know how to settle this!
Kokoris: How?
Link: Plant a Deku seed!
Kokoris: Then it'll grow into a Giant Deku Babas!
Link: Well, then grow Deku Nuts!
Kokoris: They'll grow into mad Deku Scrubs!
Link: It's worth a try!
Kokoris: Fine then.
(Link leaves)
Saria: You @#$%! You avoided me all along!
Link: Gotta go! (Runs away)
Saria: Stop! (Throws Ocarina)
Link: (Gets hit) @#$%! (Grabs it)
Saria: I'm sorry. (Hugs him)
Link: You better be @#$%^.
Saria: WHAT DID YOU SAY? (Throws barrages of Kokori swords)
Link: AHHHH! (Runs away)
(Hyrule field)
Link: Hello.
Kaepore Gaobora: Hello there. I'm Kaepora Gaobora. But hey, I love to chat, but people avoid me for some reason. Like, what did I ever do? It's not like I talk all day, see, I'm only talking for a minute now! People have no right to avoid me. Why do they don't just here me talk? Man, I talk about useful things, like I love the moon. Did you see the moon yesterday? It was blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah-
Link: @#$%! (Runs away)
Kaepora Gaobora: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah-
(Link arrives at Hyrule)
Navi: Wait up! (Puffs)
Link: Come on!
Navi: It's not like I run all day!
Link: Fine then.
(Meets Malon)
Link: Wassup?
Malon: I'm waiting for my dad.
Link: How long were you waiting?
Malon: About 34 months.
Link: O.O; I go get him.
Malon: You'll need this. (Hands him a Cucco Egg)
Link: Thanks. (Frys it and eats it) See ya!
(Meets Talon)
Link: Wake up!
Talon: Zzzzzzzzzzz...
Link: WAKE UP!
Talon: Zzzzzzzzzz...
Navi: I heard that in Sleeping Beauty-
Link: I know! (Put Navi's mouth in Talon's mouth)
Talon: HUH? What in @#$%?
Link: Your daughter is waiting for you for 34 months.
Talon: AHHHH!! Malon! I'm coming! (Run off)
Link: Ewwwwww... The milk is outdated! Awwell.
(Goes in the castle grounds)
Guards: None shall pass.
Link: Huh?
Guards: None shall pass.
Link: I have no quarrel against you, but I must cross this road!
Guards: I move, for no man.
Link: SO BE IT! (Grabs the spear and stabs him)
Link: (Stabbing all the Guards) Come through. Excuse me. I'm in hurry.
(Walks up to Zelda)
Link: (Whistles) Hey, sexy looking gal. I have party in my house every Tuesday. Wanna join?
Zelda: You the boy!
Link: What boy? Pizza boy?
Zelda: The boy in my dream!
Link: I'm your hero eh?
Zelda: Look at the window. (Sees Ganondorf)
Zelda: He had wings suddenly after catching a fairy wing.
Navi: @#$%! He got my wings!
(Zelda Kicks her in the butt, and she was crashed into the window)
Person: @#$%! Can't you see we're having some affair?
Navi: O.O;
Person: DIE! (Throws bombs)
Navi: My cursed fate.
Zelda: Anyways, here's a letter, go to Death Mountain, and a Goron might help you.
Link: Fine then.
Zelda: Impa, will guide you back-
Link: No need. I killed all the guards.
Zelda: Really? Then you can sped the night in the castle with me. Rrrrrrreeeeaawww. (Cat like-sound)
Link: No thanks. (Runs)
End Chapter
A/N: Well, our hero is now setting off to the Death Mountain! Will he find help there? We'll see! Reviews, flames, I don't care.
A/N: Thank you! Thank you! I've had 1 review in less than 24 hours! It's a bit below average, but I will grow up on it! Anyways, on with the story!
(Outside Deku Tree)
(Mido appears)
Mido: @#$%! You nearly killed me!
Link: How'd you get out?
Mido: I used a @#$%@# gameshark code too!
Link: Do'h! I never should've told him the website!
Mido: Anyways, what happened?
Link: Navi killed the Deku Tree.
Navi: I DID NOT! Well, not really.
Mido: KILL THAT FAIRY!
Kokoris: Get her!
Know it all brothers: That stupid fairy killed the Deku Tree!
Link: (Runs up to the top of the cliff and watches) Go the Kokoris!
Popcorn Salesman: Hotdogs! Get your hotdogs!
Link: Aren't you suppose to be a popcorn salesman?
P.S: Ok! Wait...
Hotdog Salesman: There! Better?
Link: Yup! (Buys a Hotdog)
(2 hours later)
Navi: @#$%! There keep on at it!
(Kokoris caught Navi)
Navi: @#$%!
(1 hour later, Kokoris still beating Navi up)
Link: Wait, wait! I know how to settle this!
Kokoris: How?
Link: Plant a Deku seed!
Kokoris: Then it'll grow into a Giant Deku Babas!
Link: Well, then grow Deku Nuts!
Kokoris: They'll grow into mad Deku Scrubs!
Link: It's worth a try!
Kokoris: Fine then.
(Link leaves)
Saria: You @#$%! You avoided me all along!
Link: Gotta go! (Runs away)
Saria: Stop! (Throws Ocarina)
Link: (Gets hit) @#$%! (Grabs it)
Saria: I'm sorry. (Hugs him)
Link: You better be @#$%^.
Saria: WHAT DID YOU SAY? (Throws barrages of Kokori swords)
Link: AHHHH! (Runs away)
(Hyrule field)
Link: Hello.
Kaepore Gaobora: Hello there. I'm Kaepora Gaobora. But hey, I love to chat, but people avoid me for some reason. Like, what did I ever do? It's not like I talk all day, see, I'm only talking for a minute now! People have no right to avoid me. Why do they don't just here me talk? Man, I talk about useful things, like I love the moon. Did you see the moon yesterday? It was blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah-
Link: @#$%! (Runs away)
Kaepora Gaobora: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah-
(Link arrives at Hyrule)
Navi: Wait up! (Puffs)
Link: Come on!
Navi: It's not like I run all day!
Link: Fine then.
(Meets Malon)
Link: Wassup?
Malon: I'm waiting for my dad.
Link: How long were you waiting?
Malon: About 34 months.
Link: O.O; I go get him.
Malon: You'll need this. (Hands him a Cucco Egg)
Link: Thanks. (Frys it and eats it) See ya!
(Meets Talon)
Link: Wake up!
Talon: Zzzzzzzzzzz...
Link: WAKE UP!
Talon: Zzzzzzzzzz...
Navi: I heard that in Sleeping Beauty-
Link: I know! (Put Navi's mouth in Talon's mouth)
Talon: HUH? What in @#$%?
Link: Your daughter is waiting for you for 34 months.
Talon: AHHHH!! Malon! I'm coming! (Run off)
Link: Ewwwwww... The milk is outdated! Awwell.
(Goes in the castle grounds)
Guards: None shall pass.
Link: Huh?
Guards: None shall pass.
Link: I have no quarrel against you, but I must cross this road!
Guards: I move, for no man.
Link: SO BE IT! (Grabs the spear and stabs him)
Link: (Stabbing all the Guards) Come through. Excuse me. I'm in hurry.
(Walks up to Zelda)
Link: (Whistles) Hey, sexy looking gal. I have party in my house every Tuesday. Wanna join?
Zelda: You the boy!
Link: What boy? Pizza boy?
Zelda: The boy in my dream!
Link: I'm your hero eh?
Zelda: Look at the window. (Sees Ganondorf)
Zelda: He had wings suddenly after catching a fairy wing.
Navi: @#$%! He got my wings!
(Zelda Kicks her in the butt, and she was crashed into the window)
Person: @#$%! Can't you see we're having some affair?
Navi: O.O;
Person: DIE! (Throws bombs)
Navi: My cursed fate.
Zelda: Anyways, here's a letter, go to Death Mountain, and a Goron might help you.
Link: Fine then.
Zelda: Impa, will guide you back-
Link: No need. I killed all the guards.
Zelda: Really? Then you can sped the night in the castle with me. Rrrrrrreeeeaawww. (Cat like-sound)
Link: No thanks. (Runs)
End Chapter
A/N: Well, our hero is now setting off to the Death Mountain! Will he find help there? We'll see! Reviews, flames, I don't care.