Horribly, horrible terror on Hyrule
A/N: I do not own Zelda, Disclaimer, Milk and Worms Armageddon.
(In Hyrule Field)
Navi: ...Where do we go now?
Link: I don't know. (Spots Lon Lon Ranch) Hey! Let's go there!
(Arrives)
Link: Hey! I see dead people!
Navi: Where?
Link: There! (Spots a guy mortally bleeding)
Guy: @#$%! That @#$^#% horse stepped right through me!
Link: What do you mean, through?
(Guy shows his body where there is a large hole)
Link: O.O;
Guy: ... Can you give me some mariana?
Link: But that's a drug!
Guy: So?
Link: You're dying!
Guy: I'm not!
Link: Well, you're mortally bleeding!
Guy: I think I getting better.
Link: @##%! Curse you author!
(50t rocks squash him)
Me: Don't curse me you stupid @#$^&.
Link: Grrrrrrrr...
Navi: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
Link: Do you want me to take your voice box now?
Navi: ... no.
Link: Then shut up.
Navi: ...ok.
Link: YOU TALKED!! DIE!!!! (Takes the voice box away)
Navi: (Thinking) My cursed fate.
Link: Look! It's the Milk girl!
Malon: It's better to call me Malon, Fairy boy.
Link: @##$! I don't have a fairy!
Navi: (Bites him)
Link: Ah, @#$%! Fine! Call me Link.
Malon: Ok.
Link: Say, something's making me extremely horny. (Spots the horse) Well, anyways, can I ride that horse?
Malon: Only if you marry me.
Link: Fine then. (Crosses his finger)
Malon: Mommy said I only have to teach this song to my husband.
Link: Oh, so that guy who was mortally bleeding...
Malon: Well, he was my boyfriend, but he was harassing me, so I told Epona to Kill him.
Link: O.o;;;
Malon: Anyways, here's the song.
Link: HEYY!!!! EEPONNAA!!
(A rabid horse comes to him)
Malon: That's Eeponnaa.
Link: @#$%! HEY! EPPOOONAA!
(A really raid horse comes to him)
Malon: That's Eppooonaa.
Link: God dammit! Epona-HHHH!!
(A rabid horse which got a bulging eye comes to him)
Malon: That's Epona-HHHH.
Link: Grrrrr..... EPONA!
(A horse with crap covered comes to him)
Malon: That's E.P.O.N.A. Extremely Pathetic Odor Neglected Ass.
Link: @#$%#$ hell! Epona!
(A red horse comes to him)
Malon: That's Epona. Be careful!
Link: AHHH!!! (Horse bursts into flames)
Malon: Maybe I should get Epona for you.
(Epona comes to Link)
Malon: Be careful. She canbe aggressive.
Link: Awwell.
(While Link's talking, Navi takes the voice box)
Navi: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
Link:@#$%! I forgot bout her!
Malon: Ahh!! (Punches her)
Navi: She sure can punch for a girl.
Link: I gotta go! See ya!
Malon: Bye!
Navi: Wait for me!
Link: @#$% that Fairy! (Link puts her in a spare bottle)
End chapter
A/N: Zzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Me: WAKE UP!
A/N: Zzzzzz... Shut up....
A/N: I do not own Zelda, Disclaimer, Milk and Worms Armageddon.
(In Hyrule Field)
Navi: ...Where do we go now?
Link: I don't know. (Spots Lon Lon Ranch) Hey! Let's go there!
(Arrives)
Link: Hey! I see dead people!
Navi: Where?
Link: There! (Spots a guy mortally bleeding)
Guy: @#$%! That @#$^#% horse stepped right through me!
Link: What do you mean, through?
(Guy shows his body where there is a large hole)
Link: O.O;
Guy: ... Can you give me some mariana?
Link: But that's a drug!
Guy: So?
Link: You're dying!
Guy: I'm not!
Link: Well, you're mortally bleeding!
Guy: I think I getting better.
Link: @##%! Curse you author!
(50t rocks squash him)
Me: Don't curse me you stupid @#$^&.
Link: Grrrrrrrr...
Navi: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
Link: Do you want me to take your voice box now?
Navi: ... no.
Link: Then shut up.
Navi: ...ok.
Link: YOU TALKED!! DIE!!!! (Takes the voice box away)
Navi: (Thinking) My cursed fate.
Link: Look! It's the Milk girl!
Malon: It's better to call me Malon, Fairy boy.
Link: @##$! I don't have a fairy!
Navi: (Bites him)
Link: Ah, @#$%! Fine! Call me Link.
Malon: Ok.
Link: Say, something's making me extremely horny. (Spots the horse) Well, anyways, can I ride that horse?
Malon: Only if you marry me.
Link: Fine then. (Crosses his finger)
Malon: Mommy said I only have to teach this song to my husband.
Link: Oh, so that guy who was mortally bleeding...
Malon: Well, he was my boyfriend, but he was harassing me, so I told Epona to Kill him.
Link: O.o;;;
Malon: Anyways, here's the song.
Link: HEYY!!!! EEPONNAA!!
(A rabid horse comes to him)
Malon: That's Eeponnaa.
Link: @#$%! HEY! EPPOOONAA!
(A really raid horse comes to him)
Malon: That's Eppooonaa.
Link: God dammit! Epona-HHHH!!
(A rabid horse which got a bulging eye comes to him)
Malon: That's Epona-HHHH.
Link: Grrrrr..... EPONA!
(A horse with crap covered comes to him)
Malon: That's E.P.O.N.A. Extremely Pathetic Odor Neglected Ass.
Link: @#$%#$ hell! Epona!
(A red horse comes to him)
Malon: That's Epona. Be careful!
Link: AHHH!!! (Horse bursts into flames)
Malon: Maybe I should get Epona for you.
(Epona comes to Link)
Malon: Be careful. She canbe aggressive.
Link: Awwell.
(While Link's talking, Navi takes the voice box)
Navi: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
Link:@#$%! I forgot bout her!
Malon: Ahh!! (Punches her)
Navi: She sure can punch for a girl.
Link: I gotta go! See ya!
Malon: Bye!
Navi: Wait for me!
Link: @#$% that Fairy! (Link puts her in a spare bottle)
End chapter
A/N: Zzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Me: WAKE UP!
A/N: Zzzzzz... Shut up....