Horribly horrible terror on Hyrule
A/N: THIS is where worms Armageddon part comes. It was a mistake people!
Random Reader: SHUT UP!
A/N: YOU shut up! (Stabs him) ok, let's get on with it.
(Hyrule Castle)
Link: (Meets Zelda again) Ummmm... I came back cause I do know where to go.
Zelda: %@#&! I told you where to go!
Link: I TOLD YOU I FORGOT!
Zelda: I'll tell you only if you marry me.
Link: ... Sure. (Crosses fingers)
Zelda: Go to Karkariko Village then to the Death Mountain.
Link: Ok.
(Hyrule Field)
Link: We better hurry its night right now.
Stalkid: Whoooooooooo!!!
Link: ACK! Ahhh!
Navi: BOO!
Stalkid: ACK! AHHHHHH!!
(Runs Away)
Link: For once, you did the right thing.
Navi: I always do!
Link: (Unsheathes his sword and places it on her neck) now that was the wrong thing.
Navi: Gulp.
Link: Let's go, and not a Single sound unless these skeletons come.
(Arrives)
Guy next to the tree: People are @#$#^ disgusting. @#$%^& people are @#$%^& disgusting. Even you @#$%$% creatures are @#$%^& disgusting.
Link: Navi, how old are you?
Navi: 10.
Link: Ok. Then. (Squeezes her ears so she couldn't listen)
Navi: @#$%^ hell! You're ten too!
Link: Oh my god! She learnt the word! (Squeezes it harder)
Navi: AHHHHH!!!!!
Guy next to the tree: What in the @#$% you @#$%^& people @#$%^& want?
Link: Stop swearing.
GNTTT: I can @#$%&# swear when I @#$%&^ want.
Link: (Unsheathes his sword and places it on his neck) Really?
GNTTT: ...no.
Link: Well, shut up.
GNTTT: Ok. I'll @#$%^# shut up.
Link: (Slices his head) That's better.
(Death Mountain Entrance)
Guard: What business do you people want?
Link: To climb up the Death Mountain.
Guard: Wait till the morning.
Link: Fine.
(Link wanders around ad find a chicken)
Link: What is he looking at?
(Peers down and sees a bunch of Worms fighting)
Worm #1: Attack!
Worm #2: Owie!
(Chicken Interferes and trying to eat them)
Worm#1: AHH!! Retreat! Retreat!
Worm#3: Men! I mean, Worms! Fire at will!
(Chicken eat him)
Worm#3: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Worm#2: Attack! Attack! (Uses all attacks)
Worm#1: @#$%! You missed all of them!
Worm#2: Not this one! (Pulls out a holy grenade)
Chicken: BBRRAAWWKKK!
Worm#2: (Throws it)
Worm#1: @#$^! You missed!
Worm#2: Uh oh. (Gets eaten)
Worm#1: I WILL GET RE-AHHHHHHHH (Gets eaten)
Link: Hey, it dawn now.
Navi: Let's go.
Guard: HALT! Who goes there?
Link: A person.
Guard: You can't pass.
Link: Stuff it.
(Link unsheathes his sword the same time the Guard pulls out his spear)
Link: I got permission.
Guard: From who?
Link: Zelda.
Guard: I don't believe it.
Link: I'll get you what you want.
Guard: What do I need?
Link: This. (Pulls out a Keaton Mask)
Guard: FINE! (Gate opens)
Link: let's go.
Navi: Where'd you get that mask?
Link: The GS.
Navi: Shoulda figures.
(Goron City)
Link: Wow.
Goron: Hey, do you like feasts?
Link: DO I EVER!
Goron: Then come with me.
(A party starts in the lava room)
Link: ... why do you eat rocks?
Goron: You don't eat rocks?
Link: I eat leaves. And sometimes drink beer on Tuesday.
Goron: Today IS Tuesday.
Link: Really? (Drinks Beer) ;hick; that's better.
Goron: Well, if you don't like rocks, why are you here?
Link: Zelda ;hick; told me that ;hick; some Goron ;hick; knows where ;hick; Navi's wing ;hick; is.
Goron: Well, I don't know. Why don't you check Darunia? He's our leader.
Link: Fine.
(Arrives at Darunia's Room)
Darunia: What in the hell do you want?
Link: I want to ;hick; know where Navi's Wing is.
Darunia: I have enough work to do so get lost.
Link: (Unsheathes his sword and places it on Darunia's neck) Really?
Darunia: Yup.
Link: (Trying to cut Darunia's neck) @#$%! I can't cut his neck!
Darunia: I'm hard as a rock.
Link: Really? (Places a Iron Mallet on his head)
Darunia: What are you doing?
Link: Help me or you'll face the consequence.
Darunia: What is the consequence?
(Link finds a boulder and smashes it with the mallet)
Darunia: Gulp.
Link: Well?
Darunia: Only if you help me.
Link: Fine. What?
Darunia: We need more rocks to feed ourselves.
Link: There's rocks everywhere!
Darunia: THAT? That's just cement to us! In the Dondogo's cave, there's a rock sirloin there. It's priceless! It's race! It's delicious! It's incredible!
Link: Why don't you go there?
Darunia: It's @#$%^% blocked.
Link: Oh, okay.
Darunia: You need to kill the Dondogos.
Link: Fine.
Darunia: You'll need this.
(Hands him a golden bracelet)
Link: Ok. I'm going to Las Vegas!
Me: No, you're going o Dondogos Cavern!
Link: Fine. I'm going to Dondogos Cavern.
End Chapter
A/n: ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz......
Me: WAKE UP!
A/n: Zzzzzzzz... shut up....
Me: THAT'S IT! (Gets a stun gun and stuns the A/n private)
A/n: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Me: WAKE UP!
A/n: Fine! Review, and have a good day.
A/N: THIS is where worms Armageddon part comes. It was a mistake people!
Random Reader: SHUT UP!
A/N: YOU shut up! (Stabs him) ok, let's get on with it.
(Hyrule Castle)
Link: (Meets Zelda again) Ummmm... I came back cause I do know where to go.
Zelda: %@#&! I told you where to go!
Link: I TOLD YOU I FORGOT!
Zelda: I'll tell you only if you marry me.
Link: ... Sure. (Crosses fingers)
Zelda: Go to Karkariko Village then to the Death Mountain.
Link: Ok.
(Hyrule Field)
Link: We better hurry its night right now.
Stalkid: Whoooooooooo!!!
Link: ACK! Ahhh!
Navi: BOO!
Stalkid: ACK! AHHHHHH!!
(Runs Away)
Link: For once, you did the right thing.
Navi: I always do!
Link: (Unsheathes his sword and places it on her neck) now that was the wrong thing.
Navi: Gulp.
Link: Let's go, and not a Single sound unless these skeletons come.
(Arrives)
Guy next to the tree: People are @#$#^ disgusting. @#$%^& people are @#$%^& disgusting. Even you @#$%$% creatures are @#$%^& disgusting.
Link: Navi, how old are you?
Navi: 10.
Link: Ok. Then. (Squeezes her ears so she couldn't listen)
Navi: @#$%^ hell! You're ten too!
Link: Oh my god! She learnt the word! (Squeezes it harder)
Navi: AHHHHH!!!!!
Guy next to the tree: What in the @#$% you @#$%^& people @#$%^& want?
Link: Stop swearing.
GNTTT: I can @#$%&# swear when I @#$%&^ want.
Link: (Unsheathes his sword and places it on his neck) Really?
GNTTT: ...no.
Link: Well, shut up.
GNTTT: Ok. I'll @#$%^# shut up.
Link: (Slices his head) That's better.
(Death Mountain Entrance)
Guard: What business do you people want?
Link: To climb up the Death Mountain.
Guard: Wait till the morning.
Link: Fine.
(Link wanders around ad find a chicken)
Link: What is he looking at?
(Peers down and sees a bunch of Worms fighting)
Worm #1: Attack!
Worm #2: Owie!
(Chicken Interferes and trying to eat them)
Worm#1: AHH!! Retreat! Retreat!
Worm#3: Men! I mean, Worms! Fire at will!
(Chicken eat him)
Worm#3: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Worm#2: Attack! Attack! (Uses all attacks)
Worm#1: @#$%! You missed all of them!
Worm#2: Not this one! (Pulls out a holy grenade)
Chicken: BBRRAAWWKKK!
Worm#2: (Throws it)
Worm#1: @#$^! You missed!
Worm#2: Uh oh. (Gets eaten)
Worm#1: I WILL GET RE-AHHHHHHHH (Gets eaten)
Link: Hey, it dawn now.
Navi: Let's go.
Guard: HALT! Who goes there?
Link: A person.
Guard: You can't pass.
Link: Stuff it.
(Link unsheathes his sword the same time the Guard pulls out his spear)
Link: I got permission.
Guard: From who?
Link: Zelda.
Guard: I don't believe it.
Link: I'll get you what you want.
Guard: What do I need?
Link: This. (Pulls out a Keaton Mask)
Guard: FINE! (Gate opens)
Link: let's go.
Navi: Where'd you get that mask?
Link: The GS.
Navi: Shoulda figures.
(Goron City)
Link: Wow.
Goron: Hey, do you like feasts?
Link: DO I EVER!
Goron: Then come with me.
(A party starts in the lava room)
Link: ... why do you eat rocks?
Goron: You don't eat rocks?
Link: I eat leaves. And sometimes drink beer on Tuesday.
Goron: Today IS Tuesday.
Link: Really? (Drinks Beer) ;hick; that's better.
Goron: Well, if you don't like rocks, why are you here?
Link: Zelda ;hick; told me that ;hick; some Goron ;hick; knows where ;hick; Navi's wing ;hick; is.
Goron: Well, I don't know. Why don't you check Darunia? He's our leader.
Link: Fine.
(Arrives at Darunia's Room)
Darunia: What in the hell do you want?
Link: I want to ;hick; know where Navi's Wing is.
Darunia: I have enough work to do so get lost.
Link: (Unsheathes his sword and places it on Darunia's neck) Really?
Darunia: Yup.
Link: (Trying to cut Darunia's neck) @#$%! I can't cut his neck!
Darunia: I'm hard as a rock.
Link: Really? (Places a Iron Mallet on his head)
Darunia: What are you doing?
Link: Help me or you'll face the consequence.
Darunia: What is the consequence?
(Link finds a boulder and smashes it with the mallet)
Darunia: Gulp.
Link: Well?
Darunia: Only if you help me.
Link: Fine. What?
Darunia: We need more rocks to feed ourselves.
Link: There's rocks everywhere!
Darunia: THAT? That's just cement to us! In the Dondogo's cave, there's a rock sirloin there. It's priceless! It's race! It's delicious! It's incredible!
Link: Why don't you go there?
Darunia: It's @#$%^% blocked.
Link: Oh, okay.
Darunia: You need to kill the Dondogos.
Link: Fine.
Darunia: You'll need this.
(Hands him a golden bracelet)
Link: Ok. I'm going to Las Vegas!
Me: No, you're going o Dondogos Cavern!
Link: Fine. I'm going to Dondogos Cavern.
End Chapter
A/n: ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz......
Me: WAKE UP!
A/n: Zzzzzzzz... shut up....
Me: THAT'S IT! (Gets a stun gun and stuns the A/n private)
A/n: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Me: WAKE UP!
A/n: Fine! Review, and have a good day.