Horribly, horrible terror on Hyrule
A/N: Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
Me: WAKE UP!
A/N: Zzzzzzzzzzzz... Get lost...
Me: Fine.We'll have a replacement.
Narrator: Hellllllllooowwwwww. My name ze Narrator. Zo zorry for ze accent, but oi came from france. Nowwwwww, on wiz ze ztory.
Link: How do we remove that boulder?
Navi: You askin' me?
Link: I know!
Navi: What?
Link: I'll have to go down to the village.
(Karkariko Village)
Link: hello, Mr. builder.
Builder: Get lost kid.
Link: Can you help me pllleeeeaaasse?
Builder: I said GET LOST!
Link: I'll pay you.
Builder: How much?
(Link pulls out a bag full of red rupees)
Builder: Wallow~! Fine!
Link: Ok! How long will it take?
Builder: 2 days.
Link: Aww man!
(Link waits)
Link: Let's go down the cemetery.
Navi: Whatever you say partner.
(Link pulls out his sword)
Navi: I mean, master.
(Cemetery)
Link: Why don't we hack some graves?
Navi: I don't think that's a good idea.
Link: Go to hell. I am.
Navi: Fine.
Link: (Hacks away the royal grave) Wow! I bet there's heaps of treasures and artifacts just like Egypt!
(Grave)
Link: AHHH!! Undeads!
Redeads: It's Redeads, you idiot.
Link: Don't eat me! Eat her! (Points to Navi)
Navi: Huh?
Redead: Hmmm... I was looking for something bubbly...
Navi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Redead: Ack! My ears!
Link: @#$%^& hell!
Navi: Are you gona eat me now?
Redead: I lost my appetite. (Dies)
Link: I don't know how Redead can be dead.
(Insert laughter)
Me: WHO WAS THAT?
Tweety: I taut I taw a putty tat!
Me: Wrong fic.
Tweety: I know tat.
(Disappears)
Me: Anyway, WHO WAS THAT?
Random Audience: I was meeeeeeee!!
Me: You are soooo dead. (50t rock squash him) Back to the story.
Link: What's this?
(Checks a sign on the wall)
Link: This ain't no @#$%^& treasure! This is just a melody crap!
(Plays it)
Link: Hey, I think this is good!
(Cemetery)
Link: Good God! It's night already!
Navi: Link, play that song again.
Link: I knew that so shut up.
(Plays it again)
Link: It's morning!
(Plays it again)
Link: It's night!
(Plays it again)
Link: It's morning!
Navi: The boulder might be removed now.
Link: I knew that!
Navi: Is there something you don't know?
Link: (Pulls out his sword and places it on Navi's neck) I don't know why I kept you alive.
Navi: Gulp.
Link: Make a sound, you're dead.
(Navi nods)
(Death Mountain)
Link: Builder! Done yet?
Builder: I'm done!
(Makes a grand entrance with the boulder still blocking)
Link: @#$%! I told you to destroy the boulder!
Builder: No, you didn't.
Link: Crap. Now what am I gonna do?
Navi: (Sign Language) Go to Darunia.
Link: YOU TALKED! DIE!
Navi: IT'S A SIGN LANGUAGE, YOU IDIOT!
Link: YOU TALKED AGAIN! DIE!
Navi: STOP THE SHIFTING!!
Me: I CAN'T! MY HAND IS STUCK!
Navi: !@#$!
(Me rips hand)
Me: Crap. Awell.
Link: (About to kill Navi) Say your prayer!
Navi: You can't read without me!
Link: That's true...
Navi: I read all those stuff for you! Even your porno!
Link: You had your luck missy.
Navi: THANK YOU!
Link: On with this story.
(Link blows the boulder up with a bomb flower)
Link: Mama mia!
(Dondogos run out)
King Dondogo: THANK YOU! We've been stuck there for ages!
Link: No prob.
King Dondogo: I don't know what to do...
Navi: Ahhh!!! (One of the Dondogos threw Navi right into King Dondogo's mouth)
King Dondogo: Avenge me.... brave warrior... (Dies)
Navi: I'm alive!
Link: @#$%!
Darunia: WHAT! The fairy killed the almighty king Dondogo? Kill HER!
Navi: AHHH!!! (All the Dondogos and Gorons chase her)
Darunia: Brave Warrior, I present you the Ruby, and the free Coupon to the Deku- plaza Academy.
Link: COOL! Now I can kill Navi! (Chases after her)
End Chapter
A/N: Shove over.
Narrator: Zo zorry. But you zee, I'm doing thiz chapter now.
A/N: Why don't you PISS OFF? (Kicks him)
Narrator: Owie!
A/N: See you peoples!
A/N: Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
Me: WAKE UP!
A/N: Zzzzzzzzzzzz... Get lost...
Me: Fine.We'll have a replacement.
Narrator: Hellllllllooowwwwww. My name ze Narrator. Zo zorry for ze accent, but oi came from france. Nowwwwww, on wiz ze ztory.
Link: How do we remove that boulder?
Navi: You askin' me?
Link: I know!
Navi: What?
Link: I'll have to go down to the village.
(Karkariko Village)
Link: hello, Mr. builder.
Builder: Get lost kid.
Link: Can you help me pllleeeeaaasse?
Builder: I said GET LOST!
Link: I'll pay you.
Builder: How much?
(Link pulls out a bag full of red rupees)
Builder: Wallow~! Fine!
Link: Ok! How long will it take?
Builder: 2 days.
Link: Aww man!
(Link waits)
Link: Let's go down the cemetery.
Navi: Whatever you say partner.
(Link pulls out his sword)
Navi: I mean, master.
(Cemetery)
Link: Why don't we hack some graves?
Navi: I don't think that's a good idea.
Link: Go to hell. I am.
Navi: Fine.
Link: (Hacks away the royal grave) Wow! I bet there's heaps of treasures and artifacts just like Egypt!
(Grave)
Link: AHHH!! Undeads!
Redeads: It's Redeads, you idiot.
Link: Don't eat me! Eat her! (Points to Navi)
Navi: Huh?
Redead: Hmmm... I was looking for something bubbly...
Navi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Redead: Ack! My ears!
Link: @#$%^& hell!
Navi: Are you gona eat me now?
Redead: I lost my appetite. (Dies)
Link: I don't know how Redead can be dead.
(Insert laughter)
Me: WHO WAS THAT?
Tweety: I taut I taw a putty tat!
Me: Wrong fic.
Tweety: I know tat.
(Disappears)
Me: Anyway, WHO WAS THAT?
Random Audience: I was meeeeeeee!!
Me: You are soooo dead. (50t rock squash him) Back to the story.
Link: What's this?
(Checks a sign on the wall)
Link: This ain't no @#$%^& treasure! This is just a melody crap!
(Plays it)
Link: Hey, I think this is good!
(Cemetery)
Link: Good God! It's night already!
Navi: Link, play that song again.
Link: I knew that so shut up.
(Plays it again)
Link: It's morning!
(Plays it again)
Link: It's night!
(Plays it again)
Link: It's morning!
Navi: The boulder might be removed now.
Link: I knew that!
Navi: Is there something you don't know?
Link: (Pulls out his sword and places it on Navi's neck) I don't know why I kept you alive.
Navi: Gulp.
Link: Make a sound, you're dead.
(Navi nods)
(Death Mountain)
Link: Builder! Done yet?
Builder: I'm done!
(Makes a grand entrance with the boulder still blocking)
Link: @#$%! I told you to destroy the boulder!
Builder: No, you didn't.
Link: Crap. Now what am I gonna do?
Navi: (Sign Language) Go to Darunia.
Link: YOU TALKED! DIE!
Navi: IT'S A SIGN LANGUAGE, YOU IDIOT!
Link: YOU TALKED AGAIN! DIE!
Navi: STOP THE SHIFTING!!
Me: I CAN'T! MY HAND IS STUCK!
Navi: !@#$!
(Me rips hand)
Me: Crap. Awell.
Link: (About to kill Navi) Say your prayer!
Navi: You can't read without me!
Link: That's true...
Navi: I read all those stuff for you! Even your porno!
Link: You had your luck missy.
Navi: THANK YOU!
Link: On with this story.
(Link blows the boulder up with a bomb flower)
Link: Mama mia!
(Dondogos run out)
King Dondogo: THANK YOU! We've been stuck there for ages!
Link: No prob.
King Dondogo: I don't know what to do...
Navi: Ahhh!!! (One of the Dondogos threw Navi right into King Dondogo's mouth)
King Dondogo: Avenge me.... brave warrior... (Dies)
Navi: I'm alive!
Link: @#$%!
Darunia: WHAT! The fairy killed the almighty king Dondogo? Kill HER!
Navi: AHHH!!! (All the Dondogos and Gorons chase her)
Darunia: Brave Warrior, I present you the Ruby, and the free Coupon to the Deku- plaza Academy.
Link: COOL! Now I can kill Navi! (Chases after her)
End Chapter
A/N: Shove over.
Narrator: Zo zorry. But you zee, I'm doing thiz chapter now.
A/N: Why don't you PISS OFF? (Kicks him)
Narrator: Owie!
A/N: See you peoples!