Horribly, horrible terror
A/N: Well, I haven't been updating much, school, Hoework and Gamecube, but hey! I updated! I should feel privileged! I don't own Zelda!
Chapter 5: Bacteria rules one, and one rules the world... not quite.
Link: Let's get her!
Navi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Goron: Die! (throws bombs)
Navi: AHHHH!!!!
Dondogo: Wait... this isn't right.
Goron: Why not?
Dondogo: Because... BOMBS ARE WEAK! WE MUST USE DYNAMITES!
Goron: YEAH!
Navi: NOOOO!!!!!!! ;cough;
Goron: ACK!
Dondogo: OH NO! THE DEADLY BACTERIA FROM THE KOKORIS!!! THE FLEWWWWWW!!!!
Navi: YAY! I killed them all!
Link: (Pulls out sword) Not quite.
Navi: Gulp. HAVE MERCY!!! YOU TEARED UP MY WINGS! YOU CURSED ME! NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME? I'LL RATHER BE OFF DEAD!
Link: Okay, then.
Navi: (Reading what she said) Oh crap. HAVE MERCYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: (Acting as Frodo in Lord of the Rings) I pity you. But if you do anything suspicious, I shall slay you.
Navi: (Acting as Smeagol) Navi can't be thankful enough! Nice kokori, good Kokori, good Navi will obey nice master!
Link: okay. THIS is annoying. We are not medival peoples.
Me: Fine then.
(Zora River)
Link: Crap. There's that owl again. But why is its tied up?
Kaepora Geobora: Thank god you're here! I was caught eating fish here, ya know, and like, these fags, like, tied me up, and like, I haven't eaten since 2 minutes ago, and like I'm really hungry again? And, you know, that these fags, like they were trying to, like, eat me and like I was, like, so, like, angry, and like, you know, the king, like, he was, like, trying to sacrifice me, like, because I ,like, talk to much, and Like, he said, like, I say too much, like, like-
Link: ;rolls eyes;
Navi: You suck.
Kaepora Geobora: We'll, like, see, like, bout that. (Slaps Navi with its wings and Navi is thrown off the river)
Navi: ACK! I CAN'T SWIM!
Link: Yay!
Navi: HELP!
Farore: I shall help a fairy in need. (Uses the wind to save Navi)
Navi: THANK YOU!
Link: Why'd you help her?
Farore: Cause in my contract, I have to save a fairy in need.
Link: @##$ That!
Farore: Well, the force be with you.
Link: What, ever.
Link: OOOOOOooooo! Weird looking frogs. Maybe I should use my ocarina. (Blows a high note)
Frogs: BRRROOAAAKK!
Link: (Higher note)
Frogs: BBBBRRROOOOAAAAKKKK!!
Link: (REALLY high note)
Frogs: BBBBBBBOOOOAAAAAAAAKKKK!!! (Blows up)
Link: Errrrrr... it wasn't me.
Navi: I saw you kissing on the sofa,
Link: It wasn't me.
Navi: I saw you looking at me in the shower.
Link: It wasn't me. HEY! I REALLY DIDN'T!
Navi: Sure you didn't.
Link: Anyways, who made that song?
Me: Shaggy.
Link: OOOOOooooooooOOOOOO. I'll buy an album.
Me: Sure. You can have mine. (Gives it) And now, on with the story!
Link: Yeah. Uh-oh. Let's just walk past, and imagine nothing happened.
Navi: Good idea.
(In Zora's Domain)
Link: AHHHHH!! MY EYES!
Navi: What?
Link: I see naked man.
Navi: ;rolls eyes;
Link: I must get away!
(The throne)
Link: Hey, tubblewat.
King Zora: Hey, man.
Link: Have you seen a blue stone? It's a bit stained with gold, too.
King Zora: I think Ruto has it.
Link: Where is she?
King Zora: She's feeding Lord Jabu Jabu. Go there. And I think his REALLY hungry. I haven't seen Ruto for 7 years! I think she really like that fish. It's her first time.
Link: Is it a coincidence that she got EATEN by the fish?
King Zora: Hmmmm... never thought of that. Awwell. Go check it out, will ya?
Link: Fine.
(Lord Jabu Jabu)
Link: Open up.
Jabu Jabu: Huh?
Link: Open up!
(Lord Jabu Jabu opens his mouth)
Link: Cough in there, Navi.
Navi: Okie Dokie. ;coughs;
Jabu Jabu: ACK! AHHHH!! (Dies)
Navi: How come that killed him?
Link: ;shrugs;
(Ruto comes out)
Link: AHHHHH!!! My eyes are soiled!
Ruto: Someone... has... killed... the... archard... it was... the lord's... liver...
Link: Errrrrrr... It wasn't me.
Navi: Oh, crap.
King Zora: WHAT HAPPENED?
Link: The fairy killed your daughter.
King Zora: KILL HER!!
Navi: AHHHHH!!! (All the Zora's go after her)
Link: Well, I didn't see the blue stone.
Ruto: Eehhhhhhhhhh... (Dies, and then drops the Sapphire)
King Zora: I think this is what you needed.
Link: THANK YOU! (Heads out, and then runs to the Hyrule Castle)
Navi: WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE???
Link: YOU SUCK!
Navi: HELPPPPP!!!!!
Farore: HEY! THIS IS LAST TIME FOR TODAY, GOT IT?
Navi: HELP!
Farore: You didn't say the magic word!
Navi: Firtifucitforshrit!
Farore: YOU SWORE! THAT'TS IT! I'M NOT HELPING YOU!
Navi: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
The End
A/N: Well, I haven't been updating much, school, Hoework and Gamecube, but hey! I updated! I should feel privileged! I don't own Zelda!
Chapter 5: Bacteria rules one, and one rules the world... not quite.
Link: Let's get her!
Navi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Goron: Die! (throws bombs)
Navi: AHHHH!!!!
Dondogo: Wait... this isn't right.
Goron: Why not?
Dondogo: Because... BOMBS ARE WEAK! WE MUST USE DYNAMITES!
Goron: YEAH!
Navi: NOOOO!!!!!!! ;cough;
Goron: ACK!
Dondogo: OH NO! THE DEADLY BACTERIA FROM THE KOKORIS!!! THE FLEWWWWWW!!!!
Navi: YAY! I killed them all!
Link: (Pulls out sword) Not quite.
Navi: Gulp. HAVE MERCY!!! YOU TEARED UP MY WINGS! YOU CURSED ME! NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME? I'LL RATHER BE OFF DEAD!
Link: Okay, then.
Navi: (Reading what she said) Oh crap. HAVE MERCYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: (Acting as Frodo in Lord of the Rings) I pity you. But if you do anything suspicious, I shall slay you.
Navi: (Acting as Smeagol) Navi can't be thankful enough! Nice kokori, good Kokori, good Navi will obey nice master!
Link: okay. THIS is annoying. We are not medival peoples.
Me: Fine then.
(Zora River)
Link: Crap. There's that owl again. But why is its tied up?
Kaepora Geobora: Thank god you're here! I was caught eating fish here, ya know, and like, these fags, like, tied me up, and like, I haven't eaten since 2 minutes ago, and like I'm really hungry again? And, you know, that these fags, like they were trying to, like, eat me and like I was, like, so, like, angry, and like, you know, the king, like, he was, like, trying to sacrifice me, like, because I ,like, talk to much, and Like, he said, like, I say too much, like, like-
Link: ;rolls eyes;
Navi: You suck.
Kaepora Geobora: We'll, like, see, like, bout that. (Slaps Navi with its wings and Navi is thrown off the river)
Navi: ACK! I CAN'T SWIM!
Link: Yay!
Navi: HELP!
Farore: I shall help a fairy in need. (Uses the wind to save Navi)
Navi: THANK YOU!
Link: Why'd you help her?
Farore: Cause in my contract, I have to save a fairy in need.
Link: @##$ That!
Farore: Well, the force be with you.
Link: What, ever.
Link: OOOOOOooooo! Weird looking frogs. Maybe I should use my ocarina. (Blows a high note)
Frogs: BRRROOAAAKK!
Link: (Higher note)
Frogs: BBBBRRROOOOAAAAKKKK!!
Link: (REALLY high note)
Frogs: BBBBBBBOOOOAAAAAAAAKKKK!!! (Blows up)
Link: Errrrrr... it wasn't me.
Navi: I saw you kissing on the sofa,
Link: It wasn't me.
Navi: I saw you looking at me in the shower.
Link: It wasn't me. HEY! I REALLY DIDN'T!
Navi: Sure you didn't.
Link: Anyways, who made that song?
Me: Shaggy.
Link: OOOOOooooooooOOOOOO. I'll buy an album.
Me: Sure. You can have mine. (Gives it) And now, on with the story!
Link: Yeah. Uh-oh. Let's just walk past, and imagine nothing happened.
Navi: Good idea.
(In Zora's Domain)
Link: AHHHHH!! MY EYES!
Navi: What?
Link: I see naked man.
Navi: ;rolls eyes;
Link: I must get away!
(The throne)
Link: Hey, tubblewat.
King Zora: Hey, man.
Link: Have you seen a blue stone? It's a bit stained with gold, too.
King Zora: I think Ruto has it.
Link: Where is she?
King Zora: She's feeding Lord Jabu Jabu. Go there. And I think his REALLY hungry. I haven't seen Ruto for 7 years! I think she really like that fish. It's her first time.
Link: Is it a coincidence that she got EATEN by the fish?
King Zora: Hmmmm... never thought of that. Awwell. Go check it out, will ya?
Link: Fine.
(Lord Jabu Jabu)
Link: Open up.
Jabu Jabu: Huh?
Link: Open up!
(Lord Jabu Jabu opens his mouth)
Link: Cough in there, Navi.
Navi: Okie Dokie. ;coughs;
Jabu Jabu: ACK! AHHHH!! (Dies)
Navi: How come that killed him?
Link: ;shrugs;
(Ruto comes out)
Link: AHHHHH!!! My eyes are soiled!
Ruto: Someone... has... killed... the... archard... it was... the lord's... liver...
Link: Errrrrrr... It wasn't me.
Navi: Oh, crap.
King Zora: WHAT HAPPENED?
Link: The fairy killed your daughter.
King Zora: KILL HER!!
Navi: AHHHHH!!! (All the Zora's go after her)
Link: Well, I didn't see the blue stone.
Ruto: Eehhhhhhhhhh... (Dies, and then drops the Sapphire)
King Zora: I think this is what you needed.
Link: THANK YOU! (Heads out, and then runs to the Hyrule Castle)
Navi: WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE???
Link: YOU SUCK!
Navi: HELPPPPP!!!!!
Farore: HEY! THIS IS LAST TIME FOR TODAY, GOT IT?
Navi: HELP!
Farore: You didn't say the magic word!
Navi: Firtifucitforshrit!
Farore: YOU SWORE! THAT'TS IT! I'M NOT HELPING YOU!
Navi: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
The End