Horribly, horrible terror on Hyrule
A/N: Hello. I'm outta speech, so I don't own Zelda.
Chapter 7: 7years later
Link: Yay! I got all the stones! Now I can finally find Navi's wings! Navi?
;Meanwhile;
Navi: AHHH!!! (Runs up to Deatrh Mountain)
Zoras: After her!
Zora #1: I can't! It's too hot!
Zora #2: Nigel! It's just a stupid Meteor shower!
Nigel: But we are weak against Meteor shower! Bob!
Bob: Oh, crap.
Navi: YAY! I killed them all! Now to find Link! Oh, crap. (A giant Meteor falls on her) I can fly!
Random Persaon: I can siiinnnnggg!!!
Navi: I can glide?
R.P: I can Sinng!
Navi: Shut up!
R.P: Fine. (Walks away)
;Link;
Link: It's a beaaaauuutttiful day today, I wander what I'll do, after I get Navi's wings.
;Link's thoughts'
#1: Pary all night
#2: Eat pork chops
#3: Go to the beach
#4: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
Link: AHH!!!
Navi: Wassup!
Link: DIE! (Throws bombs)
Navi: AHH!!
Link: Huh? The weather turning foggy, more humidity coming, foamed vapours, dropping, electro-magentic field high, @#$%! It's rain! What? Why is the door closed? Isn't it open till 9:00?
;Zelda comes out;
Zelda: GET HIM! GET HIM!
Ganondorf: Hahaha! No one can get me This high!
(Link uses his bow)
Ganondorf: AHH!! EVIL! YOU ARE EVIL! YOU MUST DIE! ;Throws magic balls;
Link: OW!
Ganondorf: See ya!
Zelda: Get him! ;Runs after him, dropping the ocarina;
Link: This looks cooler than what Saria threw to me.
(The fairy ocarina was untouched and mould started creeping out)
Link: Mamamia! ;Throw it away;
Navi: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
Link: Where on earth did you get that quote?
Navi: Random fics.
Link: Oh. Okay. Where do we go now?
Navi: Play Saria's song.
Link: #$%^! I don't have that yet!
Navi: Let's go to Saria then.
Link: Fine.
;In Kokori Forest;
Link: What in the hell?
Kokori: Hi, Link.
Link: Hey, Jack.
Jack: We planted some Deku Nuts near Deku Tree, but Mido wanted us to plant it everywhere so it will give us protection.
Link: Yeah, yeah. Have you seen Saria?
Jack: No, why?
Link: I don't know where to go.
Jack: You have to go to the temple of time.
Link: How'd you know?
Jack: By this. ;Nintendo Guide for all Lame and Stupid Gamers;
Link: WOW! There's a Master Quest for me?
Jack: Yup.
Link: I better check it out soon!
Jack: Yeah. Aren't you meant to go now?
Link: Oh, yeah. I forgot about her.
Navi: 23 bottles of beer on the wall, 23 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 22 bottles of beer.
Link: Let's go!
Navi: Lalala...
Link: Fine. Today's Tuesday. It's party night!
Jack: YEAH!
(Parties all night)
Link: I better go now.
Navi: Zzzzzzzz...
Link: WAKE UP!
Navi: ACK! I'M UP!
Link: Let's go to temple of Time!
;Temple of Time;
Link: Where's the music coming from?
Navi: Dunno.
Link: I need to open that gate.
Navi: Duh.
Link: I need my ... dundundun... BUFFALO!!
(Buffalo comes in breaking everything which also include Navi's lightbulb)
Link: ...
Navi: I know. I'm cursed. I'm ugly. I'm hungry. I'm cold. I'm stupid. I got F on English. I got D- on Maths. Hey, I got A- on science!
Link: Nerd.
Navi: Am not.
Link: Dork.
Navi: Am not!
Link: Fairy.
Navi: Am not!
Link: O.o?
Navi: I meant Am too!
Link: Whatever.
;On the altar;
Link: I already got a master sword!
Navi: Do you want to see the fuure?
Link: Fine... (Pulls sword out)
;Aladdin theme;
Take a journey, to the desert, where the wind will take you there,
For it is late, in the past, to see the Giant time!
I just saw a cat, biting a dog, and a mouse, eating fish,
The world is never so trueeee!!!!
Birds eating, a snake's eye, is that true?
Or am I just an idiot, I'm too stupid to realise
The Trrrrruuuuuttttthhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Link: Ahhhhhhh.... Man! I had a nightmare! First, I dreamt that a fairy named Navi was pissing me off for her wings, and a stupid song which isn't at all about future!
Navi: HEY! LOOK LISTEN!
Link: Crap. ;Faints;
Rauru: Wake up, man.
Link: Hmmm? A fat man! ;faints;
Rauru: Wake up, man.
Link: Uhhh, crap. A fat man. ;faints;
Rauru: WAKE UP!
Link: I'm up! I'm up! Don't EXPEL ME!
Rauru: You are chosen.
Link: Ya?
Rauru: To sve the world.
Link: Been there, done that. I saved Hyrule for let's see. 4 times?
Rauru: But if you win, you'll win a Party set!
Link: REALLY?
Rauru: Yup.
Link: Ok! I'm in!
End Chapter
A/n: Sorry to take so long, but I was busy. So I made it long.
A/N: Hello. I'm outta speech, so I don't own Zelda.
Chapter 7: 7years later
Link: Yay! I got all the stones! Now I can finally find Navi's wings! Navi?
;Meanwhile;
Navi: AHHH!!! (Runs up to Deatrh Mountain)
Zoras: After her!
Zora #1: I can't! It's too hot!
Zora #2: Nigel! It's just a stupid Meteor shower!
Nigel: But we are weak against Meteor shower! Bob!
Bob: Oh, crap.
Navi: YAY! I killed them all! Now to find Link! Oh, crap. (A giant Meteor falls on her) I can fly!
Random Persaon: I can siiinnnnggg!!!
Navi: I can glide?
R.P: I can Sinng!
Navi: Shut up!
R.P: Fine. (Walks away)
;Link;
Link: It's a beaaaauuutttiful day today, I wander what I'll do, after I get Navi's wings.
;Link's thoughts'
#1: Pary all night
#2: Eat pork chops
#3: Go to the beach
#4: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
Link: AHH!!!
Navi: Wassup!
Link: DIE! (Throws bombs)
Navi: AHH!!
Link: Huh? The weather turning foggy, more humidity coming, foamed vapours, dropping, electro-magentic field high, @#$%! It's rain! What? Why is the door closed? Isn't it open till 9:00?
;Zelda comes out;
Zelda: GET HIM! GET HIM!
Ganondorf: Hahaha! No one can get me This high!
(Link uses his bow)
Ganondorf: AHH!! EVIL! YOU ARE EVIL! YOU MUST DIE! ;Throws magic balls;
Link: OW!
Ganondorf: See ya!
Zelda: Get him! ;Runs after him, dropping the ocarina;
Link: This looks cooler than what Saria threw to me.
(The fairy ocarina was untouched and mould started creeping out)
Link: Mamamia! ;Throw it away;
Navi: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
Link: Where on earth did you get that quote?
Navi: Random fics.
Link: Oh. Okay. Where do we go now?
Navi: Play Saria's song.
Link: #$%^! I don't have that yet!
Navi: Let's go to Saria then.
Link: Fine.
;In Kokori Forest;
Link: What in the hell?
Kokori: Hi, Link.
Link: Hey, Jack.
Jack: We planted some Deku Nuts near Deku Tree, but Mido wanted us to plant it everywhere so it will give us protection.
Link: Yeah, yeah. Have you seen Saria?
Jack: No, why?
Link: I don't know where to go.
Jack: You have to go to the temple of time.
Link: How'd you know?
Jack: By this. ;Nintendo Guide for all Lame and Stupid Gamers;
Link: WOW! There's a Master Quest for me?
Jack: Yup.
Link: I better check it out soon!
Jack: Yeah. Aren't you meant to go now?
Link: Oh, yeah. I forgot about her.
Navi: 23 bottles of beer on the wall, 23 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 22 bottles of beer.
Link: Let's go!
Navi: Lalala...
Link: Fine. Today's Tuesday. It's party night!
Jack: YEAH!
(Parties all night)
Link: I better go now.
Navi: Zzzzzzzz...
Link: WAKE UP!
Navi: ACK! I'M UP!
Link: Let's go to temple of Time!
;Temple of Time;
Link: Where's the music coming from?
Navi: Dunno.
Link: I need to open that gate.
Navi: Duh.
Link: I need my ... dundundun... BUFFALO!!
(Buffalo comes in breaking everything which also include Navi's lightbulb)
Link: ...
Navi: I know. I'm cursed. I'm ugly. I'm hungry. I'm cold. I'm stupid. I got F on English. I got D- on Maths. Hey, I got A- on science!
Link: Nerd.
Navi: Am not.
Link: Dork.
Navi: Am not!
Link: Fairy.
Navi: Am not!
Link: O.o?
Navi: I meant Am too!
Link: Whatever.
;On the altar;
Link: I already got a master sword!
Navi: Do you want to see the fuure?
Link: Fine... (Pulls sword out)
;Aladdin theme;
Take a journey, to the desert, where the wind will take you there,
For it is late, in the past, to see the Giant time!
I just saw a cat, biting a dog, and a mouse, eating fish,
The world is never so trueeee!!!!
Birds eating, a snake's eye, is that true?
Or am I just an idiot, I'm too stupid to realise
The Trrrrruuuuuttttthhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Link: Ahhhhhhh.... Man! I had a nightmare! First, I dreamt that a fairy named Navi was pissing me off for her wings, and a stupid song which isn't at all about future!
Navi: HEY! LOOK LISTEN!
Link: Crap. ;Faints;
Rauru: Wake up, man.
Link: Hmmm? A fat man! ;faints;
Rauru: Wake up, man.
Link: Uhhh, crap. A fat man. ;faints;
Rauru: WAKE UP!
Link: I'm up! I'm up! Don't EXPEL ME!
Rauru: You are chosen.
Link: Ya?
Rauru: To sve the world.
Link: Been there, done that. I saved Hyrule for let's see. 4 times?
Rauru: But if you win, you'll win a Party set!
Link: REALLY?
Rauru: Yup.
Link: Ok! I'm in!
End Chapter
A/n: Sorry to take so long, but I was busy. So I made it long.