Horribly, horrible terror on Hyrule
A/n: Hello! I need to make an annocement. Ahem, the Author told me.... What? Still on about that stupid toaster? Oh man! Anyways, I do not own Zelda!
Me: What about the toaster?
A/n: SCREW IT!
Me: Never!
A/n: (Hits Author's head with a frying pan) Ok. Now the fic.
Chapter 8: Kokori's are an idiots, and stupid morons with a little of Insanity.
Link:
I'm off to win that Party!
That wonderful party set of Time!
I'm off to win that Thing!
Because! Because! Because! Because!
Navi: What about my wings?
Link: @#$%! I totally forgot about it!
(Shiek appears)
Link: @#$%! Hiiiiiiiiiiiyyaaa!!! (Does these mystical Kung Fu poses)
Shiek: YO! WASSUP!
Link: Wha?
Shiek: WASSUP! ME FELLOW JAPES! WASSUP!
Link: Uhhhhh.... How many fingers am I holding? (Shakes 3 fingers)
ShiekL: 3! These stupid questions piss me off sooooooooo much.
Link: Nah. I'm holding 10! Duh!
Shiek: Shut up. You ruined my entrance, and now your pissing me off!
Link: Go to hell.
Shiek: Nah.
Link: Okay. Then. What do you what?
Shiek: I'm here to help you save he world.
Link: D'oh! I forgot that!
Shiek: Anyways, first, you gotta find a Hookshot.
Link: I got that.
Shiek: Oh. How did you get that?
Link: By using gameshark.
Shiek: Really? Where do you go?
Link: A game where there's a lot of sharks.
Shiek: Cool! (Goes there and gets eaten) AH! #$%@#$%%#$@!
Link: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Navi: Okay.... (Backs away quietly)
Link: What are you doing?
Navi: I don't know.
Link: Okay. Let's get outta here!
(Hyrule Market)
Redead: Cause I'm the real slim shady! Yes I'm the real slim shady! Oh you want the real slim shady, just til one lil moment, so you want the real slim shady, please stand up, please stand up, please stand , please stand up.
Link: Wick! I bet you don't know this one!
This looks Like on top of me! So everybody, just follow me! We need a lil' controversy! Cause it feels so empty without me!
Redead: Oh! MAN! That's INSULT!
Link: O.o'
Redead: I'm outta here! Later, BOZOS!
Link: Look whose insulting now!
Navi: ;Bites him on the leg;
Link: Fine! We are off to Kokori forest!
(Kokori Forest)
Link: Crap. What happened here? I'm outta here!
(Hyrule Market)
Link: Now what?
Navi: Check out that castle!
Link: Cool!
(Gannon's Fortress)
Link: It's castle.
Me: Is not.
Link: It's castle.
Me: Is not.
Link: It's castle.
Me: Is not.
Link: It's castle.
Me: Is not.
Link: It's castle.
Me: Is not.
Link: It's castle.
Me: Is not.
Link: It's castle.
Me: Is not.
Link: It's castle.
Me: Is not.
Link: It's castle.
Me: Is not.
Link: It's castle.
Me: Is not.
Link: FINE! It's a fortress!
Navi: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
Link: SAY THAT OE MORE TIME AND I'LL KILL YOU!
Navi: ;Gulp; Look?
Link: What?
Navi: There's a grave!
Link: Yay! It's that annoying owls grave!
Navi: It's says, 'died 300-670. Last quote, 'Like, that stupid Ganon's like, so, like, annoying!' LOOK! There's a bright side!
(50t rock drop on her)
Navi: I'm ok!
(100t rock drop on her)
Navi: I'm alright!
(150t rock drop on her)
Navi: Crap.
Link: Yay!
Navi: I'm alive!
Link: D'oh!
Navi: What do we do now?
Link: Have no fear! Link is here! ;Looks at 'Nintendo Guide for all Lame and Stupid gamers'
Navi: Where EARTH did you get that?
Link: Jack gave it to me.
Navi: Ohhhhh...
Link: Darn... I have to go back to the Forest....
(kokori Forest)
Link: OH! The insanity!
(Passes through the Deku Babas and Scrubs)
(Lost Woods)
Link: Hey, Mido!
Mido: Anonymous Person! Yo have entered the sacred position of the unit 34- 2d3! You must retreat immediately or the general shall be informed!
Link: Who is he?
Mido: Negastive! I must not let you enter his realm until we hear the code!
Link: What code?
Mido: The Code!
Link: ;searches through the web; it's 3442563256255.
Mido: Affirmative! Enter and make sure to tuck that shirt in!
Link: I did!
Mido: Negative! You shall die! (Get's a Rocket Launcher)
Link: Mamamia! (Holds Navi for protection)
Navi: What the!
Mido: Target sighted! Fire at the coordinated 34-2d3! 3...2...1... Launch!
Navi: AHHHHH!
Mido: I killed the Fairy. Mission Successful. (Walks away)
Navi: I'm alive!
Link: Do'h!
Mido: What was that?
Navi: ERK! (Pretends to die)
(Sacred Forest Meadow)
Link: Hi.
Moblin: I must kill you as the order of the general.
Link: You know what? I saw your mama somewtime ago, and boy the only car she'll fit in is a space shuttle!
Moblin: Don't... insult... mommy! WAHHHHHH!!! (runs away)
Link: It always works.
(General Moblin)
General: So passed my minions eh?
Link: Uhhhhhhh.... No?
General: Oh! Ok! You can pass.
Link: Cool!
(Shoots an arrow while he's not looking)
General: I will avenge you!
Link: How?
General: ... good point.
Link: Yay!
(Arrives at the platform)
Shiek: YOU EVIL B@$T@RD$!
Link: $h!t.
A/n: P.S: I don't exactly know the real slim shady so don't say I got the lyrics wrong.
A/n: Hello! I need to make an annocement. Ahem, the Author told me.... What? Still on about that stupid toaster? Oh man! Anyways, I do not own Zelda!
Me: What about the toaster?
A/n: SCREW IT!
Me: Never!
A/n: (Hits Author's head with a frying pan) Ok. Now the fic.
Chapter 8: Kokori's are an idiots, and stupid morons with a little of Insanity.
Link:
I'm off to win that Party!
That wonderful party set of Time!
I'm off to win that Thing!
Because! Because! Because! Because!
Navi: What about my wings?
Link: @#$%! I totally forgot about it!
(Shiek appears)
Link: @#$%! Hiiiiiiiiiiiyyaaa!!! (Does these mystical Kung Fu poses)
Shiek: YO! WASSUP!
Link: Wha?
Shiek: WASSUP! ME FELLOW JAPES! WASSUP!
Link: Uhhhhh.... How many fingers am I holding? (Shakes 3 fingers)
ShiekL: 3! These stupid questions piss me off sooooooooo much.
Link: Nah. I'm holding 10! Duh!
Shiek: Shut up. You ruined my entrance, and now your pissing me off!
Link: Go to hell.
Shiek: Nah.
Link: Okay. Then. What do you what?
Shiek: I'm here to help you save he world.
Link: D'oh! I forgot that!
Shiek: Anyways, first, you gotta find a Hookshot.
Link: I got that.
Shiek: Oh. How did you get that?
Link: By using gameshark.
Shiek: Really? Where do you go?
Link: A game where there's a lot of sharks.
Shiek: Cool! (Goes there and gets eaten) AH! #$%@#$%%#$@!
Link: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Navi: Okay.... (Backs away quietly)
Link: What are you doing?
Navi: I don't know.
Link: Okay. Let's get outta here!
(Hyrule Market)
Redead: Cause I'm the real slim shady! Yes I'm the real slim shady! Oh you want the real slim shady, just til one lil moment, so you want the real slim shady, please stand up, please stand up, please stand , please stand up.
Link: Wick! I bet you don't know this one!
This looks Like on top of me! So everybody, just follow me! We need a lil' controversy! Cause it feels so empty without me!
Redead: Oh! MAN! That's INSULT!
Link: O.o'
Redead: I'm outta here! Later, BOZOS!
Link: Look whose insulting now!
Navi: ;Bites him on the leg;
Link: Fine! We are off to Kokori forest!
(Kokori Forest)
Link: Crap. What happened here? I'm outta here!
(Hyrule Market)
Link: Now what?
Navi: Check out that castle!
Link: Cool!
(Gannon's Fortress)
Link: It's castle.
Me: Is not.
Link: It's castle.
Me: Is not.
Link: It's castle.
Me: Is not.
Link: It's castle.
Me: Is not.
Link: It's castle.
Me: Is not.
Link: It's castle.
Me: Is not.
Link: It's castle.
Me: Is not.
Link: It's castle.
Me: Is not.
Link: It's castle.
Me: Is not.
Link: It's castle.
Me: Is not.
Link: FINE! It's a fortress!
Navi: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
Link: SAY THAT OE MORE TIME AND I'LL KILL YOU!
Navi: ;Gulp; Look?
Link: What?
Navi: There's a grave!
Link: Yay! It's that annoying owls grave!
Navi: It's says, 'died 300-670. Last quote, 'Like, that stupid Ganon's like, so, like, annoying!' LOOK! There's a bright side!
(50t rock drop on her)
Navi: I'm ok!
(100t rock drop on her)
Navi: I'm alright!
(150t rock drop on her)
Navi: Crap.
Link: Yay!
Navi: I'm alive!
Link: D'oh!
Navi: What do we do now?
Link: Have no fear! Link is here! ;Looks at 'Nintendo Guide for all Lame and Stupid gamers'
Navi: Where EARTH did you get that?
Link: Jack gave it to me.
Navi: Ohhhhh...
Link: Darn... I have to go back to the Forest....
(kokori Forest)
Link: OH! The insanity!
(Passes through the Deku Babas and Scrubs)
(Lost Woods)
Link: Hey, Mido!
Mido: Anonymous Person! Yo have entered the sacred position of the unit 34- 2d3! You must retreat immediately or the general shall be informed!
Link: Who is he?
Mido: Negastive! I must not let you enter his realm until we hear the code!
Link: What code?
Mido: The Code!
Link: ;searches through the web; it's 3442563256255.
Mido: Affirmative! Enter and make sure to tuck that shirt in!
Link: I did!
Mido: Negative! You shall die! (Get's a Rocket Launcher)
Link: Mamamia! (Holds Navi for protection)
Navi: What the!
Mido: Target sighted! Fire at the coordinated 34-2d3! 3...2...1... Launch!
Navi: AHHHHH!
Mido: I killed the Fairy. Mission Successful. (Walks away)
Navi: I'm alive!
Link: Do'h!
Mido: What was that?
Navi: ERK! (Pretends to die)
(Sacred Forest Meadow)
Link: Hi.
Moblin: I must kill you as the order of the general.
Link: You know what? I saw your mama somewtime ago, and boy the only car she'll fit in is a space shuttle!
Moblin: Don't... insult... mommy! WAHHHHHH!!! (runs away)
Link: It always works.
(General Moblin)
General: So passed my minions eh?
Link: Uhhhhhhh.... No?
General: Oh! Ok! You can pass.
Link: Cool!
(Shoots an arrow while he's not looking)
General: I will avenge you!
Link: How?
General: ... good point.
Link: Yay!
(Arrives at the platform)
Shiek: YOU EVIL B@$T@RD$!
Link: $h!t.
A/n: P.S: I don't exactly know the real slim shady so don't say I got the lyrics wrong.