Horribly, horrible Terror on Hyrule
A/n: Hello!
Me: I do not own anything!
Me: Oh, I'm sick of saying me, so I'll call myself the 'Interuptor.'
Chapter 9: Does he believe in Muslim?
Link: How'd you get out?
(Shows off his moves on Super Smash Bros. Melee)
Link: Ah, I see.
Shiek: You gotta learn this song.
Link: Ok.
Shiek: Ok. GRRRRRIIIZZZZZYYYY!!!!
Link: GRRRRIIIZZZZZYYYY!!!!
(Grizzly Bear appears ou of Thin air.)
Link: @#%$!
(Kills it)
Link: Ok. I get the picture. I'm just gonna go in.
Navi: How?
Link: Where there's a will, there's a way.
Navi: Crap.
(Link ties Navi with 20kg rock up with rope ad then tied him up, and threw Navi)
Navi: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Link: This is fun! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(Navi gets hit by the wall of Temple)
Link: Ahhhh.... Perfect Landing!
Navi: Owie....
Shiek: You could've used the Hookshot you know....
Link: SCREW IT!
Shiek: Fine, Avios, Amigos! (Disappears)
(Forest Temple)
Red Poe: (Indian Accent) Halt! You do not pass the sacred thing whatchamacallit... Statue!
Purple Poe: (Also Indian Accent) First you gotta take your shoes off and eat nothing for 3 years!
Link: Ok. (Takes his shoes off)
Green Poe: ACK! THE SMELL! IT SMELLS LIKE @#$%!
Red Poe: Put the shoes on! Put the shoes on!
Link: Fine!
Blue Poe: Okay. You gotta answer this question. How many feet do I have?
Link: What? I don't know!
Blue Poe: YOU SUCK! BEGONE!
Link: AHHHH!!! (Falls down to the Bosses Room)
Purple Poe: YOU IDIOT! WHY'D YOU SENT HIM THERE?
Blue Poe: Crap.
(Not actually bosses room, it's that pushing room)
Link: WOW! (Grabs Golden Artefact) It has 9 arms!
Navi: That's not possible?
Link: Shut UP! (Throws a frying pan)
Navi: MAMAMIA!
Din: NO! (Uses fire to protect Navi)
Link: MAN! I'm really sick of you goddesses trying to protect that @#$%^!
Navi: Who're you calling a @#$%^, @#$%^?
Link: I'm calling you a @#$%#, #@$%@!
(Random Dog comes out saying,' I'm a @#$%^, you're a @#$%#! These human saying they're @#$%#$, they'll know the true power of the @#$%#! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!)
Din: STOP! (Burns Navi)
Link: Yay!
Din: Crap. Gotta go!
Navi: I'm alive!
Link: Come on Kimmo! Make her Die!
Interuptor: No.
Link: Please?
Interuptor: No.
Link: Come on! You hate it too when she says 'HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!'
Interuptor: You got a point but no.
Link: Darn....
(BOSS Room)
Phantom Ganon: (Indian Accent) You are trespassing the sacred area of the guru.
Link: Guru of what?
Phantom Ganon: The Guru of Everything.
Link: Cool!
Phantom Ganon: Cool now old fashioned. Now you say, 'That's nice!'
Link: O.o?
Phantom Ganon: What?
Link: Man, you are so totally weird.
Phantom Ganon: Now you sound like that flying @#$%^&*.
Link: Oh my god! I am!
Navi: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
Phantom Ganon: OH MY GOD! YOU SPOKE THE FORBIDDEN QUOTE! ACK! (Dies)
Saria: Who killed the guru?
Link: (Points at Navi)
Navi: Curse my stupid fate.
Saria: Get her!
Navi: MAMAMIA!
Din: You're still alive? GOD! (Throws fireball at her)
Navi: AHHH!!! (Jumps in water,)
Din: YES! The plan worked!
Navi: ;Thinking; @#$%! I forgot I can't fly!
(Meanwhile)
Link: GIMME THE MEDALLION!
Saria: NO!
Link: GIMME!
Saria: NO!
Link: GIMME!
Saria: NO!
Link: GIMME!
Saria: NO!
Link: GIMME!
Saria: NO!
Link: GIMME!
Saria: NO!
Link: GIMME!
Saria: NO!
Link: GIMME!
Saria: Fine!
(Throws Green Medallion at Link)
Link: Awwwwww.... I really got to go to chiropractor....
The End
POLLS!
A/n: I thought there was no polls.
Me: I like it. So @#$% it and @#$% you too.
A/n: But Kimmo, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?
Me: Why? So you lie to get me here, and sit next to Navi the Fairy?
A/n: Ok. I think That's enough.
Me: GET YOURSELF EMINEM SHOW TODAY!
A/n: It's a poll idiot!
Me: I knew that!
Ok. Here it is!
How many of you saw Indiana Jones?
I DID!
I DIDN'T!
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
I HATE IT!
I don't care.
Ok. Another one.
Do you think Navi should get her wings back?
YES!
OH, GOD! NO!
I don't care.
A/n: Hello!
Me: I do not own anything!
Me: Oh, I'm sick of saying me, so I'll call myself the 'Interuptor.'
Chapter 9: Does he believe in Muslim?
Link: How'd you get out?
(Shows off his moves on Super Smash Bros. Melee)
Link: Ah, I see.
Shiek: You gotta learn this song.
Link: Ok.
Shiek: Ok. GRRRRRIIIZZZZZYYYY!!!!
Link: GRRRRIIIZZZZZYYYY!!!!
(Grizzly Bear appears ou of Thin air.)
Link: @#%$!
(Kills it)
Link: Ok. I get the picture. I'm just gonna go in.
Navi: How?
Link: Where there's a will, there's a way.
Navi: Crap.
(Link ties Navi with 20kg rock up with rope ad then tied him up, and threw Navi)
Navi: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Link: This is fun! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(Navi gets hit by the wall of Temple)
Link: Ahhhh.... Perfect Landing!
Navi: Owie....
Shiek: You could've used the Hookshot you know....
Link: SCREW IT!
Shiek: Fine, Avios, Amigos! (Disappears)
(Forest Temple)
Red Poe: (Indian Accent) Halt! You do not pass the sacred thing whatchamacallit... Statue!
Purple Poe: (Also Indian Accent) First you gotta take your shoes off and eat nothing for 3 years!
Link: Ok. (Takes his shoes off)
Green Poe: ACK! THE SMELL! IT SMELLS LIKE @#$%!
Red Poe: Put the shoes on! Put the shoes on!
Link: Fine!
Blue Poe: Okay. You gotta answer this question. How many feet do I have?
Link: What? I don't know!
Blue Poe: YOU SUCK! BEGONE!
Link: AHHHH!!! (Falls down to the Bosses Room)
Purple Poe: YOU IDIOT! WHY'D YOU SENT HIM THERE?
Blue Poe: Crap.
(Not actually bosses room, it's that pushing room)
Link: WOW! (Grabs Golden Artefact) It has 9 arms!
Navi: That's not possible?
Link: Shut UP! (Throws a frying pan)
Navi: MAMAMIA!
Din: NO! (Uses fire to protect Navi)
Link: MAN! I'm really sick of you goddesses trying to protect that @#$%^!
Navi: Who're you calling a @#$%^, @#$%^?
Link: I'm calling you a @#$%#, #@$%@!
(Random Dog comes out saying,' I'm a @#$%^, you're a @#$%#! These human saying they're @#$%#$, they'll know the true power of the @#$%#! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!)
Din: STOP! (Burns Navi)
Link: Yay!
Din: Crap. Gotta go!
Navi: I'm alive!
Link: Come on Kimmo! Make her Die!
Interuptor: No.
Link: Please?
Interuptor: No.
Link: Come on! You hate it too when she says 'HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!'
Interuptor: You got a point but no.
Link: Darn....
(BOSS Room)
Phantom Ganon: (Indian Accent) You are trespassing the sacred area of the guru.
Link: Guru of what?
Phantom Ganon: The Guru of Everything.
Link: Cool!
Phantom Ganon: Cool now old fashioned. Now you say, 'That's nice!'
Link: O.o?
Phantom Ganon: What?
Link: Man, you are so totally weird.
Phantom Ganon: Now you sound like that flying @#$%^&*.
Link: Oh my god! I am!
Navi: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
Phantom Ganon: OH MY GOD! YOU SPOKE THE FORBIDDEN QUOTE! ACK! (Dies)
Saria: Who killed the guru?
Link: (Points at Navi)
Navi: Curse my stupid fate.
Saria: Get her!
Navi: MAMAMIA!
Din: You're still alive? GOD! (Throws fireball at her)
Navi: AHHH!!! (Jumps in water,)
Din: YES! The plan worked!
Navi: ;Thinking; @#$%! I forgot I can't fly!
(Meanwhile)
Link: GIMME THE MEDALLION!
Saria: NO!
Link: GIMME!
Saria: NO!
Link: GIMME!
Saria: NO!
Link: GIMME!
Saria: NO!
Link: GIMME!
Saria: NO!
Link: GIMME!
Saria: NO!
Link: GIMME!
Saria: NO!
Link: GIMME!
Saria: Fine!
(Throws Green Medallion at Link)
Link: Awwwwww.... I really got to go to chiropractor....
The End
POLLS!
A/n: I thought there was no polls.
Me: I like it. So @#$% it and @#$% you too.
A/n: But Kimmo, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?
Me: Why? So you lie to get me here, and sit next to Navi the Fairy?
A/n: Ok. I think That's enough.
Me: GET YOURSELF EMINEM SHOW TODAY!
A/n: It's a poll idiot!
Me: I knew that!
Ok. Here it is!
How many of you saw Indiana Jones?
I DID!
I DIDN'T!
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
I HATE IT!
I don't care.
Ok. Another one.
Do you think Navi should get her wings back?
YES!
OH, GOD! NO!
I don't care.