Horribly, horrible terror on Hyrule
A/n: Man, me updated the story pretty quick.
Me: Yeah, so?
A/n: Nothing. I own Zelda!
Shiguru Miyamoto: WHAT? I sue you?
A/n: @#$%! I meant to say I DO NOT own Zelda!
Shiguru Miyamoto: Gimme $3000000!
A/n: BUT THAT 'S MY MONTH'S SALARY!
Me: Shut up about me giving you $3000000!
Link: WHAT? You only give us $2000!
Me: DO'H!
Chapter 10: Volcano Everest
Navi: Help me!
Farore: No.
Navi: Please?
Farore: Fine.
Link: Darn....
Navi: I'm alive!
Link: No, you're not. You're just pretending to be alive.
Navi: How can you?
Link: Don't ask me. Ask god since you killed the guru.
Saria: WHAT? Get her!
Navi: AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Link: Yay! That's gone, now to go to ummmm.... (Checks his 'Guide for all stupid and lousy Gamers') DEATH MOUNTAIN!!!
(Goron City)
Link: Wow. It's empty!
Link: WATCH OUT!
Link: What the?
(Link smashes into Link)
Link: Owww...
Link: This is confusing.
Link: I'll say.
Link: Why can't the author just call you Goron Link?
Link: Ok. AUTHOR! DID YOU HEAR THAT?
Interuptor: Yeah. Fine. Ok. Ummmmm...
Goron Link: Ok.Where's the Death Moiuntain?
Link: You need to wear this. (Hands him a Goron Tunic)
Link: YOU MADE IT WRONG!
G.L: YEAH! I WANT MY PARTY SET!
Interuptor: FINE!
Link: That's better.
G.L: Ok. And you need to eat that thing.
Link: This? (Holds up some kind of juice)
G.L: Well, if you guarana, yeah.
Link: Guarana? What's to day's date?
G.L: Tuesday.
Link: @#$%! I forgot to meet the Deku Tree!
(Meanwhile)
Saria: Y! M! CA!
Jack: It's fun to stay at the-
Saria: Y! M! CA!
Mido: Dadadadada...
Maria: LOOK! It's Daffy Duck!
Daffy Duck: HELLO! CHILDREN!
Fido: YAY! GIMME A LOLLY!
Daffy Duck: I don't have one.
Fido: You don't? DIE!
(Parental Advisory: Extreme Violence)
Fido: I feel better!
(Daffy Duck waste is lying on the ground)
Saria: I am NOT cleaning that up.
(Meanwhile)
Navi: HELP!
Farore: GOSH! I ALREADY HELPED YOU!
Navi: AT LEAST CAN YOU UNTIE ME?
Farore: No
Navi: @#$% you!
Mido: How the fairy?
Chef: Itz vevy vine my zir.
Mido: Good. It's our main course so DON'T BLOW IT!
Chef: Yez zir. Nou, Nou, Lizzle vairvy, ziz vill ve vervy quick.
Navi: @#$%$^#@$%#@@#$%$#$%@!!!
Chef: Cuzzing von't helv vu, zo zay your puwyers.
Navi: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
Chef: ACK! (Dies)
(Meanwhile)
Link: MAN! IT'S FREEZING!
Shiek: Ah, I've been expecting you.
Link: Do you know why it's freezing down here?
Shiek: You drank Guarana, and someone killed Volvagia!
(Meawhile)
Navi: (Arrives at Fire Temple)
I say, HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! When I want too,
And it's HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! That save me,
When I say HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!,
Things die before me!
Volvagia: Why does she have to say that here? Awww.. Man! (Dies)
Gorons: Oh! No! Without him, we will die because of temperature! We must kill that Fairy!
Narrator: So, with the combined forces of the Dondogos and Gorons, Navi was kicked out of the Mt. Everest.
Link: HEY! IT'S DEATH MOUNTAIN!
Narrator: Reads that sign!
Link: So, it's actually mount Everest huh?
Narrator: Yup.
Link: You lost your accent.
Narrator: I learned more English.
Link: O.o
Darunia: GOD! WE GONNA DIE!
God: Fine! (Restores temperature)
Link: COOL! God, can you kill Navi?
God: No.
Link: Please?
God: No.
Link: Come on! You hate it when she killed all the things you created!
God: No, because the GodESSES created them. But it says in my contract not to kill her.
Link: DAMMIT!
Navi: YAY!
Goron: DIE!
Navi: CRAP!
Ok. Here's another poll.
POLLS!
How many of you seen Not another Teen Movie?
I did
I DIDN'T!
I HATE IT!
I love it!
I don't care.
Do you think there should be Horribly, horrible terror on Termina?
YEAH!
HELL NO!
I don't care
If you haven't voted the poll in the previous chapter, review it on there!
Avios! AMIGOS! :D
A/n: Man, me updated the story pretty quick.
Me: Yeah, so?
A/n: Nothing. I own Zelda!
Shiguru Miyamoto: WHAT? I sue you?
A/n: @#$%! I meant to say I DO NOT own Zelda!
Shiguru Miyamoto: Gimme $3000000!
A/n: BUT THAT 'S MY MONTH'S SALARY!
Me: Shut up about me giving you $3000000!
Link: WHAT? You only give us $2000!
Me: DO'H!
Chapter 10: Volcano Everest
Navi: Help me!
Farore: No.
Navi: Please?
Farore: Fine.
Link: Darn....
Navi: I'm alive!
Link: No, you're not. You're just pretending to be alive.
Navi: How can you?
Link: Don't ask me. Ask god since you killed the guru.
Saria: WHAT? Get her!
Navi: AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Link: Yay! That's gone, now to go to ummmm.... (Checks his 'Guide for all stupid and lousy Gamers') DEATH MOUNTAIN!!!
(Goron City)
Link: Wow. It's empty!
Link: WATCH OUT!
Link: What the?
(Link smashes into Link)
Link: Owww...
Link: This is confusing.
Link: I'll say.
Link: Why can't the author just call you Goron Link?
Link: Ok. AUTHOR! DID YOU HEAR THAT?
Interuptor: Yeah. Fine. Ok. Ummmmm...
Goron Link: Ok.Where's the Death Moiuntain?
Link: You need to wear this. (Hands him a Goron Tunic)
Link: YOU MADE IT WRONG!
G.L: YEAH! I WANT MY PARTY SET!
Interuptor: FINE!
Link: That's better.
G.L: Ok. And you need to eat that thing.
Link: This? (Holds up some kind of juice)
G.L: Well, if you guarana, yeah.
Link: Guarana? What's to day's date?
G.L: Tuesday.
Link: @#$%! I forgot to meet the Deku Tree!
(Meanwhile)
Saria: Y! M! CA!
Jack: It's fun to stay at the-
Saria: Y! M! CA!
Mido: Dadadadada...
Maria: LOOK! It's Daffy Duck!
Daffy Duck: HELLO! CHILDREN!
Fido: YAY! GIMME A LOLLY!
Daffy Duck: I don't have one.
Fido: You don't? DIE!
(Parental Advisory: Extreme Violence)
Fido: I feel better!
(Daffy Duck waste is lying on the ground)
Saria: I am NOT cleaning that up.
(Meanwhile)
Navi: HELP!
Farore: GOSH! I ALREADY HELPED YOU!
Navi: AT LEAST CAN YOU UNTIE ME?
Farore: No
Navi: @#$% you!
Mido: How the fairy?
Chef: Itz vevy vine my zir.
Mido: Good. It's our main course so DON'T BLOW IT!
Chef: Yez zir. Nou, Nou, Lizzle vairvy, ziz vill ve vervy quick.
Navi: @#$%$^#@$%#@@#$%$#$%@!!!
Chef: Cuzzing von't helv vu, zo zay your puwyers.
Navi: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
Chef: ACK! (Dies)
(Meanwhile)
Link: MAN! IT'S FREEZING!
Shiek: Ah, I've been expecting you.
Link: Do you know why it's freezing down here?
Shiek: You drank Guarana, and someone killed Volvagia!
(Meawhile)
Navi: (Arrives at Fire Temple)
I say, HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! When I want too,
And it's HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! That save me,
When I say HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!,
Things die before me!
Volvagia: Why does she have to say that here? Awww.. Man! (Dies)
Gorons: Oh! No! Without him, we will die because of temperature! We must kill that Fairy!
Narrator: So, with the combined forces of the Dondogos and Gorons, Navi was kicked out of the Mt. Everest.
Link: HEY! IT'S DEATH MOUNTAIN!
Narrator: Reads that sign!
Link: So, it's actually mount Everest huh?
Narrator: Yup.
Link: You lost your accent.
Narrator: I learned more English.
Link: O.o
Darunia: GOD! WE GONNA DIE!
God: Fine! (Restores temperature)
Link: COOL! God, can you kill Navi?
God: No.
Link: Please?
God: No.
Link: Come on! You hate it when she killed all the things you created!
God: No, because the GodESSES created them. But it says in my contract not to kill her.
Link: DAMMIT!
Navi: YAY!
Goron: DIE!
Navi: CRAP!
Ok. Here's another poll.
POLLS!
How many of you seen Not another Teen Movie?
I did
I DIDN'T!
I HATE IT!
I love it!
I don't care.
Do you think there should be Horribly, horrible terror on Termina?
YEAH!
HELL NO!
I don't care
If you haven't voted the poll in the previous chapter, review it on there!
Avios! AMIGOS! :D