I Suck At Titles ^-^;

DISCLAIMER: ...I EXPLODE!!! (Pause) BOOM!!!

Phantom: "She doesn't own it."

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*in an half empty studio*

Coolgirlgray: "Aw, do you people have to take the TV too?!" = (

Moving People: "Boss' orders. Everything that dealt with the old phic has to go."

Coolgirlgray: "Dangit." TT

Lindsay: "What about the B.B. freaks?"

M.P.: "Uh, we don't do heavy work."

Coolgirlgray: "Augh!!" *turns to the 6 POTO chars & Lindsay & Kristen & Phantomess* "Alright people, we need a new phic...Any ideas?"

Raoul: "OOH! OOH! I KNOW! I'M SPECIAL!!" ^-^

Coolgirlgray: "I'm sure you are. Anyone else?"

5 POTO Chars/Lindsay& Kristen: *point to Raoul who is still a ghost. Thought I forgot about that didn'tcha?*

Coolgirlgray: *sighs* "Ok, whats your idea?"

Raoul: "Three words: Fear Factor." ^_____^

Coolgirlgray: "Um, that's only 2 words."

Raoul: "NO! There's a period at the end."

Lindsay: *opens her mouth to talk* ^.^

Coolgirlgray: "Shut it!"

Lindsay: "Yes ma'am."

Coolgirlgray: "Anyways, we're not doing Fear Factor. It's already been done."

Kristen: "Survivor!!"

Coolgirlgray: "OK, that show has been renamed & redone so many times it's not funny." TT;

Kristen: "True."

Phantomess: "What about the 'Phantom Bunch'?"

Coolgirlgray: "You're kidding right? I already have enough on my hands with these freaks still hanging around."

Erik: "Why don't you just kick them off a cliff & then laugh at their suffering?"

Coolgirlgray: "...AHKAY!!" ^-^ *kicks the B.B. off a cliff & laughs at their suffering* "Ok, any other ideas that involve torturing some poor saps for entertainment?"

Nadir: "No, but it might just be me but,"

Carlotta: *annoyed tone of voice* "It probably will be."

Nadir: *stares at her* "Oh shut up Miss Piggy."

Carlotta: "I'm so sorry Nadiry-Poo! I'm still upset about our break up!!"

Nadir: "We were never together."

Carlotta: "WHY?!"

Nadir: "Alright. Back to my question. It might just be me, but wasn't Christine just catapulted off to who-knows-where?"

Coolgirlgray: "...Yes."

Nadir: "Then, how come she's standing here right next to Erik???"

Coolgirlgray: "Magical Author Powers Nadiry-Poo. Magical Author Powers."

Nadir: "That's another thing. Why do you call me Nadiry-Poo? I thought you didn't even like me!"

Coolgirlgray: "Oh, I like you. Just not as much as Erik."

Nadir: "Then why do you call me a pet name?"

Coolgirlgray: "Just for the heck of it."

Nadir: "Oh." (PAUSE) "What do you call Erik?"

Coolgirlgray: "This is because I made Miss Piggy like you isn't it?" TT

Nadir: "Oh yes." = )

Coolgirlgray: "...Icky."

Nadir: *blinks* OO; (PAUSE) *bursts out laughing*

Coolgirlgray: "I can change your name on here to Nadiry-Poo permanently. I HAVE the power..." *makes a scary face* (A/N: My band teacher did that once. One of the sax players or something weren't cooperating so she said, "I can put you in choir next year. I HAVE the power." Then she made a sly face...Ok, I'll shut up now.)

Nadir: "Sorry ma'am."

Coolgirlgray: "Now, getting back on topic. I think I have an idea."

Christine: "I have a feeling that this will involve all of us doing something extremely stupidSLASHdisturbing."

Meg: "Most likely."

Coolgirlgray: "SHUT IT! Alright, now. This is my idea. Three words, NOT including the period at the end." TT

Raoul: ^-^

Erik: "Wait for it."

Coolgirlgray: "Spin the Bottle."

Erik: "There it is."

Carlotta: "I am not going to be caught playing something so childish as Spin the Bottle!"

Coolgirlgray: "Yes you will. 'Cuz I have this video that shows you with your pajamas on dancing to Ricky Martin's Shake Your Bon Bon while jumping on your bed & every time that you get close to your Nadir poster you kiss him on the lips."

Carlotta: "...So..."

Coolgirlgray: "It also shows on it the time when you were playing Girl Talk. The dare that you had to do was, 'Kiss a mirror passionately' & to make it easy you pretended it was Nadir."

Nadir: "AUGH!!!!" *sits down & buries his head in his arms, crying*

Meg: *pats him on the back & smiles comfortingly* "It's ok."

Carlotta: "FINE!!! I'll play your stupid game."

Coolgirlgray: "Knew it." *puts the video in it's 'Secret Compartment'*

Erik: "How are we going to play it exactly?"

Coolgirlgray: "I shall explain that..." *grabs the American Idol host, Ryan*

Ryan: "After the break."

Coolgirlgray: ^-^

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So! There's my new idea for a phic. DO YOU LURVE IT?! Well...I don't care! (PAUSE) For now. Because you're getting another chapter of this whether you like it or not. Hehehe...so evil I am...