Horribly, horrible terror on Hyrule
A/n: Hallelujah!
Me: What?
A/n: I decoded these @#$% #@$# etc.!
Me: Really?
A/n: Yeah!
Me: Ok.
A/n: Ok! We don't own Zelda.
Chapter 11: STUPID PROMISE!
Link: Ok. So.... where do I go?
Shiek: You gotta go to Water Temple
Link: Okay.
Shiek: Bye!
Link: Oh, no you're not! (Hog-ties Shiek)
Shiek: WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING?
Interuptor: What? You said you decoded them!
A/n: I'm sure I did...
Narrator: Hello, Everybody!
Me: Oh, crap.
(50t rock drop on the Narrator)
Narrator: How did you know?
Me: What?
Narrator: I'm Navi!
Me: WHAT!
(2000000t rock drop on him again)
Narrator: It's just an April fools joke.... (Dies)
Me: O.O;
Link: You got away too much. Mwahahahahahahahahahaha...
Shiek: EVIL B*******!
Link: Shut up.
(The gate of Dead Sea)
Link: It suppose to be Lake Hylia
Interuptor: No, it isn't.
Link: Grrr..... stop hacking all the names!
Interuptor: If you demand me again, I'll vaporize you.
Link: ;gulp;
Interuptor: Good.
Link: Ok. Ummm... How do I go through that gate?
Interuptor: That's for me to know and you find out.
Link: Darn...
Shiek: Untie me!
Link: No.
Shiek: F*** you!
Link: I really don't care.
Shiek: B*******!
Link: Ok. Lucky I came 1st on the national Kokori high jumping!
Shiek: Like to see you try.
Link: Hiya! (does the Matrix flip but fell flat face)
Shiek: Try-hard...
Link: Grrrrrr... I better check. (Checks his 'Guide for all stupid and lousy Gamers) I gotta get these Iron Boots eh? Can't be bothered. (Walks away)
Shiek: Ca you untie me?
Link: No!
Shiek: Damn you!
Link: Shut up.
Shiek: ;Jumps all the way to link; DIE! ;lunges at him;
Link: MAMAMIA! ;throws his shield;
Shiek: ;does the matrix; Mwahahahahaha, huh?
;shield comes back;
Shiek: Noooooooooooooooooooo......
Link: Stupid special effects...
Link: Oh god! I hate that sun laughing at me!
Sun: Heehee!
Link: DIE! ;Throws apples;
Sun: ACK! ;Dies;
Link: This is boring.
;Lon lon Ranch;
Ingo: First you have to do this, and this, and this, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah,blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
Malon: Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. YES, SIR, GOD DAMMIT!
Ingo: Good. And check on Epona.
Malon: Yes, sir. Evil Bastard...
(Back to Link)
Link: Ok. I better go back to the forest. (Trudges back to the Forest)
Navi: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
Link: AHHH!! (Throws Bombs)
Navi: AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Link: YOU! How did you get here?
Navi: This is my story....
Navi: AHH!!!!
Gorons: Let's hit it with all the atomic bombs!
Dondogo: Wait... this isn't right.
Goron: Why?
Dondogo: ATOMIC BOMBS ARE WEAK! We must use HYDRGEN BOMBS!
Goron: Yeah!
Navi: CRAP!
Goron: Yeah, right word to say!
Navi: HELP!
Dondogo: Prepare the Hydrogen bomb!
Goron: Just in case, I'll bring in the Nitro Bomb!
Navi: WHY ME! I'M SUPPOSE TO BE THE MOST HONORED!
Audience: No, you're not! (Throws coke cans)
Navi: F**K YOU!
Goron: Throw the Hydrogen bomb!
(Throws the Hydrogen bomb)
Goron: It missed!
Dondogo: Another one! (Throws another one)
Navi: SHIT! F**K! CRAP! SHIT!
Dondogo: It missed again!
Goron: Throw all of them!
Navi: Why don't you waste it on Baghdad?
Goron: We don't care about that Democracy thingy.
Dondogo: THROW! THROW! THROW!
(All of them missed!)
Goron: BASTARD!
Dondogo: Attack her with the Nitro bomb!
(Throws the Nitro bomb)
Dondogo: Wait, since the bomb explode at the radius of 14km...
Goron: ...aren't we supposed to die?
Dondogo: ... yeah.
Goron: May god bless us.
Dondogo: Yeah.
(Nitro bomb explodes)
Navi: I'm alive!
Interuptor: NO! (Throws barrage of rocks)
Navi: AHHHH!!!!!
Interuptor: GO AWAY!
Navi: Fine! (Walks away)
Navi: That's my story!
Link: Sheesh! The authors mean, letting me handle Navi....
Navi: He also said you gotta go to Lon Lon Ranch.
Link: Good. My bones have been aching all year lately.
; Lon Lon Ranch;
Malon: HEY! It's the fairy boy!
Link: Shut up, Cow girl.
Malon: Say that again and I'll incinerate you.
Link: Incinerate IT!
Navi: HEY!
Link: What? You're not a human, fairy.
Navi: You're not either ELF.
Link: No, I'm a kokori!
Navi: So?
Link: Yeah.
Navi: Huh.
Link:....
Navi: How do you say ...?
Link: ...
Navi: Link?
Link: ...
'Navi walks closer to Link;
Link: BOOO!
Navi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Link: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sun: HeeHee!
Link: Oh no... (Finds a Rocket Launcher and fires at the sun)
Sun: ACK!
Link: Oh no! He's alive!
Sun: Heehee!
Link: (Throws spitpaper)
Sun: Ehhhh... (Dies)
Link: Good.
Malon: Ok. Are you ready for the Marriage?
Link:???
Malon: You promised to marry me!
Link: ....shit.
Malon: Don't say...
Link:...
Malon: You forgot... (Eyes turn abnormally red)
Link: Crap.
Malon: DIE! (Grabs a sword and stabs Navi in a R-rated manner)
Link: Whew...
Navi: MY GOD! I'M ALIVE!
Ingo: WHAT THE? (Grabs a spade)
Navi: Shit!
POLLS
Have you seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
YEAH!
nope
OF COURSE! IT'S FUNNY AS HELL!
I HATE IT! IT'S SO GAY!
I don't care.
Do you think this is funny?
1 Yes! 2 NO! BURN IT!
3 I don't care.
A/n: Hallelujah!
Me: What?
A/n: I decoded these @#$% #@$# etc.!
Me: Really?
A/n: Yeah!
Me: Ok.
A/n: Ok! We don't own Zelda.
Chapter 11: STUPID PROMISE!
Link: Ok. So.... where do I go?
Shiek: You gotta go to Water Temple
Link: Okay.
Shiek: Bye!
Link: Oh, no you're not! (Hog-ties Shiek)
Shiek: WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING?
Interuptor: What? You said you decoded them!
A/n: I'm sure I did...
Narrator: Hello, Everybody!
Me: Oh, crap.
(50t rock drop on the Narrator)
Narrator: How did you know?
Me: What?
Narrator: I'm Navi!
Me: WHAT!
(2000000t rock drop on him again)
Narrator: It's just an April fools joke.... (Dies)
Me: O.O;
Link: You got away too much. Mwahahahahahahahahahaha...
Shiek: EVIL B*******!
Link: Shut up.
(The gate of Dead Sea)
Link: It suppose to be Lake Hylia
Interuptor: No, it isn't.
Link: Grrr..... stop hacking all the names!
Interuptor: If you demand me again, I'll vaporize you.
Link: ;gulp;
Interuptor: Good.
Link: Ok. Ummm... How do I go through that gate?
Interuptor: That's for me to know and you find out.
Link: Darn...
Shiek: Untie me!
Link: No.
Shiek: F*** you!
Link: I really don't care.
Shiek: B*******!
Link: Ok. Lucky I came 1st on the national Kokori high jumping!
Shiek: Like to see you try.
Link: Hiya! (does the Matrix flip but fell flat face)
Shiek: Try-hard...
Link: Grrrrrr... I better check. (Checks his 'Guide for all stupid and lousy Gamers) I gotta get these Iron Boots eh? Can't be bothered. (Walks away)
Shiek: Ca you untie me?
Link: No!
Shiek: Damn you!
Link: Shut up.
Shiek: ;Jumps all the way to link; DIE! ;lunges at him;
Link: MAMAMIA! ;throws his shield;
Shiek: ;does the matrix; Mwahahahahaha, huh?
;shield comes back;
Shiek: Noooooooooooooooooooo......
Link: Stupid special effects...
Link: Oh god! I hate that sun laughing at me!
Sun: Heehee!
Link: DIE! ;Throws apples;
Sun: ACK! ;Dies;
Link: This is boring.
;Lon lon Ranch;
Ingo: First you have to do this, and this, and this, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah,blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
Malon: Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. YES, SIR, GOD DAMMIT!
Ingo: Good. And check on Epona.
Malon: Yes, sir. Evil Bastard...
(Back to Link)
Link: Ok. I better go back to the forest. (Trudges back to the Forest)
Navi: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
Link: AHHH!! (Throws Bombs)
Navi: AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Link: YOU! How did you get here?
Navi: This is my story....
Navi: AHH!!!!
Gorons: Let's hit it with all the atomic bombs!
Dondogo: Wait... this isn't right.
Goron: Why?
Dondogo: ATOMIC BOMBS ARE WEAK! We must use HYDRGEN BOMBS!
Goron: Yeah!
Navi: CRAP!
Goron: Yeah, right word to say!
Navi: HELP!
Dondogo: Prepare the Hydrogen bomb!
Goron: Just in case, I'll bring in the Nitro Bomb!
Navi: WHY ME! I'M SUPPOSE TO BE THE MOST HONORED!
Audience: No, you're not! (Throws coke cans)
Navi: F**K YOU!
Goron: Throw the Hydrogen bomb!
(Throws the Hydrogen bomb)
Goron: It missed!
Dondogo: Another one! (Throws another one)
Navi: SHIT! F**K! CRAP! SHIT!
Dondogo: It missed again!
Goron: Throw all of them!
Navi: Why don't you waste it on Baghdad?
Goron: We don't care about that Democracy thingy.
Dondogo: THROW! THROW! THROW!
(All of them missed!)
Goron: BASTARD!
Dondogo: Attack her with the Nitro bomb!
(Throws the Nitro bomb)
Dondogo: Wait, since the bomb explode at the radius of 14km...
Goron: ...aren't we supposed to die?
Dondogo: ... yeah.
Goron: May god bless us.
Dondogo: Yeah.
(Nitro bomb explodes)
Navi: I'm alive!
Interuptor: NO! (Throws barrage of rocks)
Navi: AHHHH!!!!!
Interuptor: GO AWAY!
Navi: Fine! (Walks away)
Navi: That's my story!
Link: Sheesh! The authors mean, letting me handle Navi....
Navi: He also said you gotta go to Lon Lon Ranch.
Link: Good. My bones have been aching all year lately.
; Lon Lon Ranch;
Malon: HEY! It's the fairy boy!
Link: Shut up, Cow girl.
Malon: Say that again and I'll incinerate you.
Link: Incinerate IT!
Navi: HEY!
Link: What? You're not a human, fairy.
Navi: You're not either ELF.
Link: No, I'm a kokori!
Navi: So?
Link: Yeah.
Navi: Huh.
Link:....
Navi: How do you say ...?
Link: ...
Navi: Link?
Link: ...
'Navi walks closer to Link;
Link: BOOO!
Navi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Link: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sun: HeeHee!
Link: Oh no... (Finds a Rocket Launcher and fires at the sun)
Sun: ACK!
Link: Oh no! He's alive!
Sun: Heehee!
Link: (Throws spitpaper)
Sun: Ehhhh... (Dies)
Link: Good.
Malon: Ok. Are you ready for the Marriage?
Link:???
Malon: You promised to marry me!
Link: ....shit.
Malon: Don't say...
Link:...
Malon: You forgot... (Eyes turn abnormally red)
Link: Crap.
Malon: DIE! (Grabs a sword and stabs Navi in a R-rated manner)
Link: Whew...
Navi: MY GOD! I'M ALIVE!
Ingo: WHAT THE? (Grabs a spade)
Navi: Shit!
POLLS
Have you seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
YEAH!
nope
OF COURSE! IT'S FUNNY AS HELL!
I HATE IT! IT'S SO GAY!
I don't care.
Do you think this is funny?
1 Yes! 2 NO! BURN IT!
3 I don't care.