CHAP 2: Rules & ACTUALLY STARTING!! GASP! O.O
WARNING: RAOUL BASHING!!!! Those of you who actually like Raoul, please LEAVE the area. *some people begin to leave* TOO LATE!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
DISCLAIMER: I...CAN'T...STAND...TO....WRITE...ANOTHER...ONE...I GO BOOM!!! *explodes again*
Y.Ganon: "SHE WENT BOOM!!" ^-^
Phantom: "You're very observant." TT
Moo!Moo!Moo!Moo!Moo!Moo!Moo!Moo!Moo!Moo!Moo!Moo!Moo!Moo!
Coolgirlgray: "I would, believe me I would, but it would probably get deleted...again. Wait, what was I talking about?" o0;
Raoul: *checks the last chapter* "You had just grabbed that American Idol host & said after the break. "
Coolgirlgray: "Raoul, you're lucky you're already dead."
Raoul: "I'm in my happy place." ^-^
Coolgirlgray: "Can't we do something about him?"
Erik: *raises his hand up instantly*
Coolgirlgray: "Yes?"
Erik: *whispers something in her ear*
Coolgirlgray: "Icky you're so smart!!!" ^___________^
Erik: "Tell me something I don't know."
Coolgirlgray: "What about those videos?"
Erik: "That was something I didn't NEED to know."
Coolgirlgray: "Oh...ANYWAY-ITH! I finally get to actually try this out."
Christine: "What??"
Coolgirlgray: "Magical Author Powers!!"
Christine: "You've already used them."
Coolgirlgray: "Yes, but never for my own amusement. Just for the amusement of the sacred readers. Now, let's seeith..." *turns Raoul into several things before deciding on something.* "HA! I HAVE DECIDED ON SOMETHING!!!!!" *turns him into Eric Cartman*
Raoul: "HEY! I'll blow your freakin' head off!!"
Coolgirlgray: "Sure you will. Now, at least we have 2 Eriks!"
Meg: "Um, why?"
Coolgirlgray: "Because...I don't know. Erik is just a cool name. GAH! We have gotten off topic!" (PAUSE) "Again!"
Raoul: "HEY! I'll blow your frickin' head off!!"
Coolgirlgray: "Eric just doesn't say, 'HEY! I'll blow your frickin' head off!!' all the time."
Raoul: "But MOM! I have to get a chinpokomon or people won't think I'm cool!!! Better?"
Coolgirlgray: "Eh. OK people, can we get back on the right topic please??"
Raoul: "Hey, I just realized something..."
Erik: "Well, there's my shocking moment of the day."
Raoul: "Have you ever noticed that when you open the top of a soda can & it makes that cracking noise?"
Meg: "So?"
Raoul: "Well, I just figured out that...that noise sounds exactly like a bone cracking." O.O
Everyone but Raoul: *blink* (PAUSE) "AUGH!!" XP
Coolgirlgray: "That's nasty!!"
Nadir: "You have an extremely disturbedSLASHtwisted mind..."
Raoul: "YEP! And I'm just fine with it!!" ^-^
Coolgirlgray: "PEOPLE!!"
Everyone but CGG: "Sorry Ma'am."
Coolgirlgray: "I am going to TRY to explain the rules. And if anyone, namely Raoul/Eric, won't cooperate, I'LL BLOW THEIR HEAD OFF!" = (
Erik: "KATIE!!"
Coolgirlgray: "GAH!! I'm sorry! I'm just trying to get this phic back on topic."
Phantomess: "You do know that's impossible don't you?"
Coolgirlgray: *shrugs*
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"CAFFEINE!!! CAFFEINE!! NEED CAFFEINE!! BLAHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" X_X
Everyone but Coolgirlgray: o_0;
Coolgirlgray: *sees everyone staring at her* "BUT I NEED IT!!!!! MOO!! HAHA! MOO PICKLES!! BLAH!!!!!"
Raoul: "AHEM!" *slaps her*
Coolgirlgray: "You dare empune my honor?!?!??!?!" = [ "THEN YOU DIE!!!!!! BLAH!" = ) *tackles Raoul, but just falls face first on the ground*
Readers/POTO Chars/Lindsay/Kristen: *back away slowly* O_O;
Nadir: *grabs her & ties her to a chair* "QUIET!!"
Coolgirlgray: "ICK!!" O.O
Nadir: "Are you done yet?"
Coolgirlgray: "No, hang on...OK, I'm fine."
Christine: "What was THAT about?!"
Coolgirlgray: "Does me having at least 13 or so mountain dews this past week explain anything?"
Christine: "That explains everything."
Kristen: "And anything!!" ^-^
Coolgirlgray: "Can you untie me now?"
Nadir: "Actually, to be perfectly honest,"
Everyone: "We don't trust you."
Raoul: "MEEP!!" ^-^
Coolgirlgray: "Come on, it was just a little outburst of my insaneism. You all have probably done the same thing. Look at Raoul, he's been high on caffeine ever since...ever."
Everyone: "Eh."
Coolgirlgray: "Fine. Then I'll explain the rules from right here. Oh, & Lindsay & Kristen, have a fun time joining them."
Lindsay/Kristen: "D'OHITH!!"
Coolgirlgray: *scoots the chair to the front of the room* "Alright peoples, here are the rules: You pooples will all have to sit in a circle blindfolded."
Carlotta: "That's not how you play it normally."
Coolgirlgray: "YOU WANT ME TO BE INSANE AGAIN?!?!?! CAUSE CAFFEINE I HAVE A LOT OF!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Carlotta: "No!!"
Coolgirlgray: "Good. Now, when you are blindfolded I'll put the bottle thingy in the middle of the circle & the boys will spin first-"
Some Crazy Random Guy Thing With A Jersey On: "YEAH!!! BOYS!!! WOOHOO!!! GO!!!"
Coolgirlgray: *blinks* "Yes." O_O; "ANYWAYS! The boys will spin first-"
Meg: "Will we be blindfolded also?"
Coolgirlgray: *one of her eyes bug out. What? My friends said I actually do that when I'm ticked off* "AUGH!!!! DO PEOPLE WANT ME TO EXPLAIN THE RULES OR NOT?!?!?!??!"
Meg: "Sorry Ma'am."
Raoul: "Ah, shut up you psycho piece of crap!!"
Coolgirlgray: *gives him a death look*
Erik: *sighs* "God I hate you Raoul." TT
Coolgirlgray: "What was that you said?????"
Raoul: "You heard me..."
Coolgirlgray: *glares* "DIE!!!!!!!" *rips off the ropes & lunges at Raoul*
Erik: "I think I'll explain the rules." *moves the camera to face him* "After the first guy spins the bottle & it lands on a girl, the other 2 who weren't picked will be taken out & the guy & girl who were chosen have to um, lock lips. Then, after they "kiss" they take off their blindfolds & either scream or squeal with delight. Get it?"
POTO Chars/Phantomess/Lindsay/Kristen: *nod*
Raoul: *looks beaten up* "NOPE!!" *nods*
Phantomess: "He's changed back!"
Coolgirlgray: "Yes, I don't think he portrayed Eric very well. Hey! I didn't even know I knew that word! You know whats a weird word? Recipicle. We're learning about recipicles in math!" ^-^
Erik: "We're off topic again."
Coolgirlgray: "DANGIT! Anyways, LET US BEGINITH!"
(Everyone sits in a circle blindfolded; besides coolgirlgray)
Coolgirlgray: *sets the bottle thingy in the center of the circle & whispers to Nadir* "Ok, you first Nadiry-Poo!"
Nadir: "How come you're not playing?"
Coolgirlgray: "You peoples actually think I trust you with me wearing a blindfold? You'd probably make me kiss Dingbat #1 over there." *points to Raoul*
Kristen: "And thatssssssssssss...bad?"
Coolgirlgray: "Yes." *whispers to Nadir again* "Now, Nadiry-Poo...SPIN!!"
Nadir: "Yes Ma'am." *spins the bottle & it lands on...someone...ooh...mystery!*
Coolgirlgray: "Eh," *takes away the girls who weren't picked*
Nadir/Someone: *give each other just a quick kiss*
Nadir: (thinking) "PLEASE don't let it be Miss. Piggy!"
Someone: (thinking) "PLEASE don't let it be Raoul!"
Nadir/Someone: *take off their blindfolds* "PHEW!"
Someone: *is actually
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Lindsay.* (A/N: She's going to kill me for writing that.)
Nadir: (thinking) "Thank god.."
Coolgirlgray: "NEXTITH!!"
*everyone puts their blindfolds back on*
Coolgirlgray: *smacks Raoul on the head & whispers* "That means you foppy."
Raoul: "MOO!" ^-^ *spins the bottle & it lands on.....SOMETHING!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!*
Coolgirlgray: O_O; *takes away the girls who weren't chosen*
Raoul/SOMETHING!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!: "MUAH!" *kiss*
Raoul: *takes off his blindfold to see.HIS LONG LOST BELOVED CHEESE!!! (PAUSE) What? I'm serious.* "CHEESINA!!"
Cheesina: "Oh, my beloved Raoul? Is that your beautiful face I see?"
Erik: (hasn't taken off his blindfold yet) *makes fake gagging noises*
Everyone else: O_O;
Erik: "Hey people! Whats..." *takes off his blindfold* "Up." 0_0;
Nadir: "Besides the laws of nature?" O______O
Christine: "This, seriously, goes beyond my border of normal."
Cheesina: "Oh, Raouly-Poo-"
Coolgirlgray: "'EY! There is only one person here to be made fun of by having the last word POO in his name! NADIRY-POO!"
Carlotta: "Ooh, getting a little defensive there on my man are we?!"
Coolgirlgray: TT *catapults her to who-knows-where*
Phans: "YAH!!! WOOHOO!!!"
Coolgirlgray: *bows* "Icky is the only one here who I really care about!!" ^-^ *hugs him*
Erik: o0; *stares at Coolgirlgray then back at Raoul & Cheesina who are kissing* "...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" XD
Raoul: "Don't make fun of our love!!"
Cheesina: "Yes! Stop it you rude little poop!"
Erik: (PAUSE) *bursts out laughing...again* "I...I'm...I'm sorry."
Raoul: "No you're not."
Erik: (PAUSE...AGAIN!) "I KNOW!" *starts laughing again*
Phantomess: "Wait, how is it physically possible for them to kiss? Raoul's still a ghost right?"
Coolgirlgray: "Oh yah...We gotta fix that." *snaps her fingers & Raoul becomes...*shrugs* alive*
Raoul: "YAYITH! I'M WHOLE!!"
Erik: "YES! I can harm him bodily again!"
Cheesina: "Oh, Raoul, my darling. I heard that you had died by some strange shark attack and-"
Coolgirlgray: "HEY! The sharks were good little bloodthirsty babies!" *turns to the shark tank that they got to keep since the mover people were too scared to move it* "Yes you were..." *scratches them on the head*
Shark 1: *bites her finger*
Coolgirlgray: "HEY!"
Shark 1: *cowers*
Coolgirlgray: "Awwwww, just look at him cower." ^-^
Cheesina: "Yes, whatever. Anyways, I came here as soon as I possibly could!"
Coolgirlgray: "Dude, you're a talking cube of cheese."
Cheesina: "Yes, but love is blind."
Coolgirlgray: "Apparently, Raoul must've been when he started loving you."
Cheesina: "WELL!"
Coolgirlgray: "HOLD ON!! Before you say anything else, Icky, spin!"
Girls: *put on their blindfolds*
Erik: *spins the bottle and it moves in slow motion, only to land on...*
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Hmmmm, WHO SHALL IT BE?!?!? You will find out...LATER! But first, sorry it took so long to get this chapter up!! I am a procrastinator you know. Also, I have been having A LOT of mountain dews & pepsi's. Which, will explain the hyperness and the not on topic-ness of this chapter. Oh, & I shall leave you with one final thought & a quote from my friend Claire. Who is this cube of cheese named Cheesina? And what do her and Raoul's past relationship have to do with anything? AND WILL ERIK EVER STOP LAUGHING?!?!? Now, for the quote:
"Reach for the stars LOSER!"~Claire
WARNING: RAOUL BASHING!!!! Those of you who actually like Raoul, please LEAVE the area. *some people begin to leave* TOO LATE!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
DISCLAIMER: I...CAN'T...STAND...TO....WRITE...ANOTHER...ONE...I GO BOOM!!! *explodes again*
Y.Ganon: "SHE WENT BOOM!!" ^-^
Phantom: "You're very observant." TT
Moo!Moo!Moo!Moo!Moo!Moo!Moo!Moo!Moo!Moo!Moo!Moo!Moo!Moo!
Coolgirlgray: "I would, believe me I would, but it would probably get deleted...again. Wait, what was I talking about?" o0;
Raoul: *checks the last chapter* "You had just grabbed that American Idol host & said after the break. "
Coolgirlgray: "Raoul, you're lucky you're already dead."
Raoul: "I'm in my happy place." ^-^
Coolgirlgray: "Can't we do something about him?"
Erik: *raises his hand up instantly*
Coolgirlgray: "Yes?"
Erik: *whispers something in her ear*
Coolgirlgray: "Icky you're so smart!!!" ^___________^
Erik: "Tell me something I don't know."
Coolgirlgray: "What about those videos?"
Erik: "That was something I didn't NEED to know."
Coolgirlgray: "Oh...ANYWAY-ITH! I finally get to actually try this out."
Christine: "What??"
Coolgirlgray: "Magical Author Powers!!"
Christine: "You've already used them."
Coolgirlgray: "Yes, but never for my own amusement. Just for the amusement of the sacred readers. Now, let's seeith..." *turns Raoul into several things before deciding on something.* "HA! I HAVE DECIDED ON SOMETHING!!!!!" *turns him into Eric Cartman*
Raoul: "HEY! I'll blow your freakin' head off!!"
Coolgirlgray: "Sure you will. Now, at least we have 2 Eriks!"
Meg: "Um, why?"
Coolgirlgray: "Because...I don't know. Erik is just a cool name. GAH! We have gotten off topic!" (PAUSE) "Again!"
Raoul: "HEY! I'll blow your frickin' head off!!"
Coolgirlgray: "Eric just doesn't say, 'HEY! I'll blow your frickin' head off!!' all the time."
Raoul: "But MOM! I have to get a chinpokomon or people won't think I'm cool!!! Better?"
Coolgirlgray: "Eh. OK people, can we get back on the right topic please??"
Raoul: "Hey, I just realized something..."
Erik: "Well, there's my shocking moment of the day."
Raoul: "Have you ever noticed that when you open the top of a soda can & it makes that cracking noise?"
Meg: "So?"
Raoul: "Well, I just figured out that...that noise sounds exactly like a bone cracking." O.O
Everyone but Raoul: *blink* (PAUSE) "AUGH!!" XP
Coolgirlgray: "That's nasty!!"
Nadir: "You have an extremely disturbedSLASHtwisted mind..."
Raoul: "YEP! And I'm just fine with it!!" ^-^
Coolgirlgray: "PEOPLE!!"
Everyone but CGG: "Sorry Ma'am."
Coolgirlgray: "I am going to TRY to explain the rules. And if anyone, namely Raoul/Eric, won't cooperate, I'LL BLOW THEIR HEAD OFF!" = (
Erik: "KATIE!!"
Coolgirlgray: "GAH!! I'm sorry! I'm just trying to get this phic back on topic."
Phantomess: "You do know that's impossible don't you?"
Coolgirlgray: *shrugs*
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"CAFFEINE!!! CAFFEINE!! NEED CAFFEINE!! BLAHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" X_X
Everyone but Coolgirlgray: o_0;
Coolgirlgray: *sees everyone staring at her* "BUT I NEED IT!!!!! MOO!! HAHA! MOO PICKLES!! BLAH!!!!!"
Raoul: "AHEM!" *slaps her*
Coolgirlgray: "You dare empune my honor?!?!??!?!" = [ "THEN YOU DIE!!!!!! BLAH!" = ) *tackles Raoul, but just falls face first on the ground*
Readers/POTO Chars/Lindsay/Kristen: *back away slowly* O_O;
Nadir: *grabs her & ties her to a chair* "QUIET!!"
Coolgirlgray: "ICK!!" O.O
Nadir: "Are you done yet?"
Coolgirlgray: "No, hang on...OK, I'm fine."
Christine: "What was THAT about?!"
Coolgirlgray: "Does me having at least 13 or so mountain dews this past week explain anything?"
Christine: "That explains everything."
Kristen: "And anything!!" ^-^
Coolgirlgray: "Can you untie me now?"
Nadir: "Actually, to be perfectly honest,"
Everyone: "We don't trust you."
Raoul: "MEEP!!" ^-^
Coolgirlgray: "Come on, it was just a little outburst of my insaneism. You all have probably done the same thing. Look at Raoul, he's been high on caffeine ever since...ever."
Everyone: "Eh."
Coolgirlgray: "Fine. Then I'll explain the rules from right here. Oh, & Lindsay & Kristen, have a fun time joining them."
Lindsay/Kristen: "D'OHITH!!"
Coolgirlgray: *scoots the chair to the front of the room* "Alright peoples, here are the rules: You pooples will all have to sit in a circle blindfolded."
Carlotta: "That's not how you play it normally."
Coolgirlgray: "YOU WANT ME TO BE INSANE AGAIN?!?!?! CAUSE CAFFEINE I HAVE A LOT OF!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Carlotta: "No!!"
Coolgirlgray: "Good. Now, when you are blindfolded I'll put the bottle thingy in the middle of the circle & the boys will spin first-"
Some Crazy Random Guy Thing With A Jersey On: "YEAH!!! BOYS!!! WOOHOO!!! GO!!!"
Coolgirlgray: *blinks* "Yes." O_O; "ANYWAYS! The boys will spin first-"
Meg: "Will we be blindfolded also?"
Coolgirlgray: *one of her eyes bug out. What? My friends said I actually do that when I'm ticked off* "AUGH!!!! DO PEOPLE WANT ME TO EXPLAIN THE RULES OR NOT?!?!?!??!"
Meg: "Sorry Ma'am."
Raoul: "Ah, shut up you psycho piece of crap!!"
Coolgirlgray: *gives him a death look*
Erik: *sighs* "God I hate you Raoul." TT
Coolgirlgray: "What was that you said?????"
Raoul: "You heard me..."
Coolgirlgray: *glares* "DIE!!!!!!!" *rips off the ropes & lunges at Raoul*
Erik: "I think I'll explain the rules." *moves the camera to face him* "After the first guy spins the bottle & it lands on a girl, the other 2 who weren't picked will be taken out & the guy & girl who were chosen have to um, lock lips. Then, after they "kiss" they take off their blindfolds & either scream or squeal with delight. Get it?"
POTO Chars/Phantomess/Lindsay/Kristen: *nod*
Raoul: *looks beaten up* "NOPE!!" *nods*
Phantomess: "He's changed back!"
Coolgirlgray: "Yes, I don't think he portrayed Eric very well. Hey! I didn't even know I knew that word! You know whats a weird word? Recipicle. We're learning about recipicles in math!" ^-^
Erik: "We're off topic again."
Coolgirlgray: "DANGIT! Anyways, LET US BEGINITH!"
(Everyone sits in a circle blindfolded; besides coolgirlgray)
Coolgirlgray: *sets the bottle thingy in the center of the circle & whispers to Nadir* "Ok, you first Nadiry-Poo!"
Nadir: "How come you're not playing?"
Coolgirlgray: "You peoples actually think I trust you with me wearing a blindfold? You'd probably make me kiss Dingbat #1 over there." *points to Raoul*
Kristen: "And thatssssssssssss...bad?"
Coolgirlgray: "Yes." *whispers to Nadir again* "Now, Nadiry-Poo...SPIN!!"
Nadir: "Yes Ma'am." *spins the bottle & it lands on...someone...ooh...mystery!*
Coolgirlgray: "Eh," *takes away the girls who weren't picked*
Nadir/Someone: *give each other just a quick kiss*
Nadir: (thinking) "PLEASE don't let it be Miss. Piggy!"
Someone: (thinking) "PLEASE don't let it be Raoul!"
Nadir/Someone: *take off their blindfolds* "PHEW!"
Someone: *is actually
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Lindsay.* (A/N: She's going to kill me for writing that.)
Nadir: (thinking) "Thank god.."
Coolgirlgray: "NEXTITH!!"
*everyone puts their blindfolds back on*
Coolgirlgray: *smacks Raoul on the head & whispers* "That means you foppy."
Raoul: "MOO!" ^-^ *spins the bottle & it lands on.....SOMETHING!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!*
Coolgirlgray: O_O; *takes away the girls who weren't chosen*
Raoul/SOMETHING!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!: "MUAH!" *kiss*
Raoul: *takes off his blindfold to see.HIS LONG LOST BELOVED CHEESE!!! (PAUSE) What? I'm serious.* "CHEESINA!!"
Cheesina: "Oh, my beloved Raoul? Is that your beautiful face I see?"
Erik: (hasn't taken off his blindfold yet) *makes fake gagging noises*
Everyone else: O_O;
Erik: "Hey people! Whats..." *takes off his blindfold* "Up." 0_0;
Nadir: "Besides the laws of nature?" O______O
Christine: "This, seriously, goes beyond my border of normal."
Cheesina: "Oh, Raouly-Poo-"
Coolgirlgray: "'EY! There is only one person here to be made fun of by having the last word POO in his name! NADIRY-POO!"
Carlotta: "Ooh, getting a little defensive there on my man are we?!"
Coolgirlgray: TT *catapults her to who-knows-where*
Phans: "YAH!!! WOOHOO!!!"
Coolgirlgray: *bows* "Icky is the only one here who I really care about!!" ^-^ *hugs him*
Erik: o0; *stares at Coolgirlgray then back at Raoul & Cheesina who are kissing* "...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" XD
Raoul: "Don't make fun of our love!!"
Cheesina: "Yes! Stop it you rude little poop!"
Erik: (PAUSE) *bursts out laughing...again* "I...I'm...I'm sorry."
Raoul: "No you're not."
Erik: (PAUSE...AGAIN!) "I KNOW!" *starts laughing again*
Phantomess: "Wait, how is it physically possible for them to kiss? Raoul's still a ghost right?"
Coolgirlgray: "Oh yah...We gotta fix that." *snaps her fingers & Raoul becomes...*shrugs* alive*
Raoul: "YAYITH! I'M WHOLE!!"
Erik: "YES! I can harm him bodily again!"
Cheesina: "Oh, Raoul, my darling. I heard that you had died by some strange shark attack and-"
Coolgirlgray: "HEY! The sharks were good little bloodthirsty babies!" *turns to the shark tank that they got to keep since the mover people were too scared to move it* "Yes you were..." *scratches them on the head*
Shark 1: *bites her finger*
Coolgirlgray: "HEY!"
Shark 1: *cowers*
Coolgirlgray: "Awwwww, just look at him cower." ^-^
Cheesina: "Yes, whatever. Anyways, I came here as soon as I possibly could!"
Coolgirlgray: "Dude, you're a talking cube of cheese."
Cheesina: "Yes, but love is blind."
Coolgirlgray: "Apparently, Raoul must've been when he started loving you."
Cheesina: "WELL!"
Coolgirlgray: "HOLD ON!! Before you say anything else, Icky, spin!"
Girls: *put on their blindfolds*
Erik: *spins the bottle and it moves in slow motion, only to land on...*
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Hmmmm, WHO SHALL IT BE?!?!? You will find out...LATER! But first, sorry it took so long to get this chapter up!! I am a procrastinator you know. Also, I have been having A LOT of mountain dews & pepsi's. Which, will explain the hyperness and the not on topic-ness of this chapter. Oh, & I shall leave you with one final thought & a quote from my friend Claire. Who is this cube of cheese named Cheesina? And what do her and Raoul's past relationship have to do with anything? AND WILL ERIK EVER STOP LAUGHING?!?!? Now, for the quote:
"Reach for the stars LOSER!"~Claire