Explanation

Disclaimer: Hmmm, let's see, do I own it or not, hmmmm, that's a tough one. I'm going to go with, NO!!!

I ISH SO SORRY! ^-^; It kind of took me a while to get this up, but it's just that I have been watching American Idol and I have been thinking about who won. Plus, I am a procrastinator. (please look that up before you think anything odd)

Phantom: "Just say it."

What?

Phantom: "You're sad that Clay didn't win."

AM NOT!

Phantom: "Yes you are."

Yes I am. = ( But I liked Ruben too so I don't care!! ^-^ (I'm buying both of their cds.) Wait...We're off the topic again aren't we?

Phantom: "Yes."

Dang...

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Erik/Someone: *lean in slowly...slowly...slowly...slowly...*

Erik/Someone: *kiss*

Erik: *takes off his blindfold* "Augh!"

Someone: *takes off her blindfold and turns out to be

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Meg.* O.O

Coolgirlgray: "What? She's not that bad is she???"

Erik: "No, she's good. But, it's just that, I'm older than her!!"

Coolgirlgray: "By how much?"

Erik: "Try 10 years at least."

Coolgirlgray: "Oh."

Meg: *is blushing* "I don't mind at all."

Everyone else: o0;

Christine: *can't hold it in any longer* *stands up and points at Meg* "STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN YOU BALLET RAT!!"

Everyone else: O_O;

Christine: "I said that out loud didn't I?"

Erik: *nods*

Christine: "Well, I feel stupid." *sits back down and puts her head in her hands*

Nadir: *looks at Erik* "And you have nothing to say?"

Erik: "Exactly. I don't have anything to SAY, but..."

Nadir: "Ah...what?"

Erik: "I'm surrounded." TT

Coolgirlgray: "RIGHT! Now, where's Madame Cheese?"

Phantomess: "You don't want to know."

Coolgirlgray: "What about Raoul?"

Phantomess: "You REALLY don't want to know."

Coolgirlgray: "...Ewwwww..." *shudders*

Carlotta: "This phic isn't making any sense."

Erik: "We're speaking English. Does that make sense?!"

Carlotta: "Ye-no."

Coolgirlgray: "Stop arguing! We have to find Raoul & Cheesina & ask them what any of this means."

Raoul: "Hello."

Coolgirlgray: "Where were you?!"

Raoul: "Me and Cheesina were kissing right behind you guys."

Coolgirlgray: "Yes, right. Anywho, can you please explain to us HOW you guys know each other?"

Raoul: "Ahkay!" ^-^ "But ask Cheesina. She's the brains."

Coolgirlgray: "Ok." *turns to Cheesina* "How do you and the fop know each other?"

Cheesina: "Oh, me and Raouly-Kins go way back. Even back to when he saved me from that UGLY scarf."

Christine: (thinking) "So that's why it smelled like cheese." (Out loud) "Wait a minute, Raoul caught my scarf for me!"

Cheesina: "No, he saved me."

Christine: "No, ME!"

Cheesina: "ME!"

Christine: "ME!!"

Cheesina: "MEE!!"

Christine: "MEEEEEEE!!"

Cheesina: "ME!"

Christine: "ME!!"

Cheesina: "MEEE!!!!"

Christine: "ME!!"

Erik: "Mademoiselles! (And I use that term lightly.) Think of who you're fighting over."

Christine: "Oh yeah."

Nadir: "Would you please mind explaining, how did you and Raoul meet exactly?" (A/N: "He's so polite.")

Cheesina: "Well, it all happened when he was 9 and I was 48 in cheese years."

Phantomess: "That's some stinky cheese."

Cheesina: "AHEM! Anyways, Raoul had gone shopping with his brother in the shopping market. That's when he spotted me in the back shelf, shoved away in a corner. He picked me up & said,"

Meg: "Ooh! Let me guess! He picked you up and said, 'No one should ever be shoved away in their own little corner! Everyone needs to be loved!'"

Cheesina: "Jeez, what a romantic. Actually, he said, 'YOU'RE STINKY!' Then we looked into each other's eyes, er, holes and realized that we were meant for each other."

Carlotta: "And.?"

Cheesina: "AND, that's when it came to that horrible day. Raoul had been working while holding me on his shoulders. A strong wind blew and whisked me right off of his shoulder. Right then I thought it would be the end for me, but then a red scarf caught me in the wind. So, just like the brave soul that he is, he swam out into the sea and grabbed me inside the scarf. He picked me out of scarf and gave it back to HER." *glares at Christine*

Christine: "What? I'm with him." *grabs one of Erik's arms and puts it around her*

Erik: *blushes*

Cheesina: "Anyways, after he gave the scarf back, another wind blew and took me with it. That's when we were separated." *blows her...nose*

Christine: "Wait, Raoul, then why were you so crazy for me?

Raoul: "Well, I had to find a dummy to at least try to take my love's place.. But, of course, no one could replace her."

Christine: "Why you little..." *tries to stand up*

Erik: *holds her back* "Hold on, let him finish."

Raoul: "But now that we are back together, nothing can split us up again. Which is why I thought this would be the perfect time."

Coolgirlgray: "What...?"

Raoul: *bends down on one knee & takes out a ring box and opens it*

Cheesina: *gasps at the sight of the 250 karat diamond ring inside*

Raoul: "Cheesina, would you do me the honor, of joining me in holy matrimony?"

Cheesina: "YES!!"

Coolgirlgray: *her mouth is hanging open* "Oh my God..." O_O

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*puts on protective armor* I can feel the mad reviews coming in. But like I always say, I won't leave it like this: they'll get married and then the game will resume. No. The game WILL resume, but something else will happen. But, what will it be? Anyways, THANK YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH FOR YOUR REVIEWS!!!! ^__________________^ I'm still in disbelief that I got 10 good reviews just for the first chapter!! Keep them coming in! I really appreciate it.