Horribly, horrible terror on Hyrule
A/n: HI!
Me: SHUT UP!
A/n: WHY?
Me: LOOK!
(Camera shows 2 people having...)
Me: What do you think?
(I'll ell you it later)
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...
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...
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Me: The answer is...
(Camera shows 2 people having to pay bills)
A/n: Grrrrrrr... YOU WASTED ALL THIS SPACE FOR THAT?
Me: Yeah, so?
A/n: Ummmm... I don't know. We do not own Zelda!
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Chapter 13: We're off to the sea, sea, sea
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Link: Cool! An engravement!
Says: At the first sign of dawn shoot an arrow.
Link: Wy?
Says: Or elso it'll strike you with immense power of blizzard.
Link: O.o! (Shoots an arrow)
Says: Now you have a free gift of the...
(What do you think?)
Interuptor: NOOOOO!!!!!! (Smashes uhhhhhh... the brackets?)
where there's a will, there's a way.
Interuptor: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
;Ok. He just smashed ( ) and away.;
(I'm ALIVE)
Interuptor: YOU'RE NAVI! DIE!
(50t gold drops in front of Navi )
Interuptor: Grrrrrrrrrr...
Navi: I'm rich!
God: I HATE FILTHY RICH PEOPLE!
;strikes Navi with Immense power of blizzard;
Navi: NOOOO!!! I'm poor!
God: Get on with the story!
Link: So be it. Anyways, Yay! I got the Fire Arrow!
Navi: Please! Why don't you help me?
(Cuts to see Navi chased by Ghandi and the Salt March)
Link: Why should I?
Navi: You can't read without me!
Link: BUT... I have the COUPON!
(Expiry date: 12/31/647)
Link: FINE!
(Ok. Current day is 3/23/648)
(Shoots fire Arrow around Ghandi and the Salt March)
Ghandi: Meaning of what this is?
Link: I DON'T CARE! It's in my contract!
Ghandi: Free us please you!
Link: F*** you! (Throws barrage of Kokori swords)
Ghandi: Killed Europeans did Indians . . .
Link: OK! Now to go to ummmm...
Sun: Heehee!
Link: I'm ignoring you. I'm ignoring you.
Sun: WHAT! Fine! You gotta go to Karkariko Village and to the 'Pyramid'.
Link: Ok.
Sun: Heehee!
Link: THAT DOES IT! (Throws holy grenade)
Sun: I'm INVINCIBLE! HEEHEE!
Link: AHH!!!! (Throws every bomb, missile, grenade etc. at Sun)
Sun: Heehee!
Link: AHHHH!!!! (Throws popcorn bag)
Sun: Ehhhhhh... EVI-ACK! (Dies)
Link: Why does everything get killed with rubbish?
God: I dunno.
Link: DAMN!
(Karkariko Village)
Red-haired lady: Hey! You want a chicken? I have his special egg!
Link: I was in a mood of something pluckery...
R-hl: Okay!
(Link gets the eg and eats it)
R-hl: (Horrified) That's the only egg! It costed millions!
Link: Look, lady. I don't give jack shit.
R-hl: Then you shall be banished from here! (Uses energy blast to send Link 100 years faster)
Link: Awww... great. What do I have to do?
Grandmother: Link! Check on your sister!
Link: Huh? I had a sister?
Aryll: Link! I'm bored! Let's play!
Link: WHAT!
Navi: (As disembodied voice) I'm gonna do something verrryyyy sneaky...
(Hides herself in a flute)
Link: But I look so crappy on Wind Waker...
Interuptor: FINE! I don't even know the exact story. . .
Link: WHAT!
Interuptor: So? I neeeeeeed to GET IT!
Link: Isn't it out yet?
Interuptor: No, because I live in Australia! Ooops. . .
Link: YAY! I WON!
Interuptor: Go away.
(Flings him in the middle of an ocean)
Link: DO'H!
Navi: MAN! You're stupid!
Link: God has abandoned me...
Navi: You're in a Fishing House!
Link: GRRRR!!!!
End Chapter
*******
POLLS
*******
Have you seen MIB?
a Yes.
b No
c IT'S FUNNY!
d IT'S CRAP AS HELL!
e I don't care.
*
Do you think I should change the title?
A YES!
B NO! I LIKE IT!
C I don't care. This is Jennifer writin the story now while daniels gone...Orlando Bloom comes up as Legalous: I challenge you Link!!!!MuHaaaa~(Legalous is soooo~~~~~ HOT!!!!!anyway this is Daniels twin sister, Jennifer if u wanna Know.)and of course Legalous wins cause hes my guy!!!MuHahahahahahah I have wrecked my bros stupid 'fan fiction story...Muhahahahahahah!!!!!Sorri I didn't take my medication today..
A/n: HI!
Me: SHUT UP!
A/n: WHY?
Me: LOOK!
(Camera shows 2 people having...)
Me: What do you think?
(I'll ell you it later)
.
.
..
.
...
....
...
......
........
......
........
Me: The answer is...
(Camera shows 2 people having to pay bills)
A/n: Grrrrrrr... YOU WASTED ALL THIS SPACE FOR THAT?
Me: Yeah, so?
A/n: Ummmm... I don't know. We do not own Zelda!
******
Chapter 13: We're off to the sea, sea, sea
******
Link: Cool! An engravement!
Says: At the first sign of dawn shoot an arrow.
Link: Wy?
Says: Or elso it'll strike you with immense power of blizzard.
Link: O.o! (Shoots an arrow)
Says: Now you have a free gift of the...
(What do you think?)
Interuptor: NOOOOO!!!!!! (Smashes uhhhhhh... the brackets?)
where there's a will, there's a way.
Interuptor: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
;Ok. He just smashed ( ) and away.;
(I'm ALIVE)
Interuptor: YOU'RE NAVI! DIE!
(50t gold drops in front of Navi )
Interuptor: Grrrrrrrrrr...
Navi: I'm rich!
God: I HATE FILTHY RICH PEOPLE!
;strikes Navi with Immense power of blizzard;
Navi: NOOOO!!! I'm poor!
God: Get on with the story!
Link: So be it. Anyways, Yay! I got the Fire Arrow!
Navi: Please! Why don't you help me?
(Cuts to see Navi chased by Ghandi and the Salt March)
Link: Why should I?
Navi: You can't read without me!
Link: BUT... I have the COUPON!
(Expiry date: 12/31/647)
Link: FINE!
(Ok. Current day is 3/23/648)
(Shoots fire Arrow around Ghandi and the Salt March)
Ghandi: Meaning of what this is?
Link: I DON'T CARE! It's in my contract!
Ghandi: Free us please you!
Link: F*** you! (Throws barrage of Kokori swords)
Ghandi: Killed Europeans did Indians . . .
Link: OK! Now to go to ummmm...
Sun: Heehee!
Link: I'm ignoring you. I'm ignoring you.
Sun: WHAT! Fine! You gotta go to Karkariko Village and to the 'Pyramid'.
Link: Ok.
Sun: Heehee!
Link: THAT DOES IT! (Throws holy grenade)
Sun: I'm INVINCIBLE! HEEHEE!
Link: AHH!!!! (Throws every bomb, missile, grenade etc. at Sun)
Sun: Heehee!
Link: AHHHH!!!! (Throws popcorn bag)
Sun: Ehhhhhh... EVI-ACK! (Dies)
Link: Why does everything get killed with rubbish?
God: I dunno.
Link: DAMN!
(Karkariko Village)
Red-haired lady: Hey! You want a chicken? I have his special egg!
Link: I was in a mood of something pluckery...
R-hl: Okay!
(Link gets the eg and eats it)
R-hl: (Horrified) That's the only egg! It costed millions!
Link: Look, lady. I don't give jack shit.
R-hl: Then you shall be banished from here! (Uses energy blast to send Link 100 years faster)
Link: Awww... great. What do I have to do?
Grandmother: Link! Check on your sister!
Link: Huh? I had a sister?
Aryll: Link! I'm bored! Let's play!
Link: WHAT!
Navi: (As disembodied voice) I'm gonna do something verrryyyy sneaky...
(Hides herself in a flute)
Link: But I look so crappy on Wind Waker...
Interuptor: FINE! I don't even know the exact story. . .
Link: WHAT!
Interuptor: So? I neeeeeeed to GET IT!
Link: Isn't it out yet?
Interuptor: No, because I live in Australia! Ooops. . .
Link: YAY! I WON!
Interuptor: Go away.
(Flings him in the middle of an ocean)
Link: DO'H!
Navi: MAN! You're stupid!
Link: God has abandoned me...
Navi: You're in a Fishing House!
Link: GRRRR!!!!
End Chapter
*******
POLLS
*******
Have you seen MIB?
a Yes.
b No
c IT'S FUNNY!
d IT'S CRAP AS HELL!
e I don't care.
*
Do you think I should change the title?
A YES!
B NO! I LIKE IT!
C I don't care. This is Jennifer writin the story now while daniels gone...Orlando Bloom comes up as Legalous: I challenge you Link!!!!MuHaaaa~(Legalous is soooo~~~~~ HOT!!!!!anyway this is Daniels twin sister, Jennifer if u wanna Know.)and of course Legalous wins cause hes my guy!!!MuHahahahahahah I have wrecked my bros stupid 'fan fiction story...Muhahahahahahah!!!!!Sorri I didn't take my medication today..