Horribly, horrible Terror on Hyrule
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Read 'Day of Mario!'-Katrio (Kimmoboy)
A/n: Ok...that was fast.
Me:: P
A/n: We don't own Zelda!
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Chapter 14: If it says, 'Lens of Truth', why does It show lies?
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Link: EVIL SEA! (Swimming Helplessly in the middle of a pond)
Navi: It's a pond, you idiot.
Link: If it is, why is it so deep?
Navi: Oh yeah. Lucky I learned to swim.
Link: DAMN IT!
Fisherman: Hey, are you ok?
Link: WHAT DO YOU THINK, BASTARD?
Fisherman: Don't call me a bastard, bastard.
Link: Shut up, bastard.
Fisherman: You want a piece of me, bastard?
Link: First, can you get me out of this pond?
Fisherman: Ok.
(Pulls him out)
Link: Thanks.
Fisherman: By the way, since I found this in some ice cave, you can have it.
(Holds Iron Boots)
Link: THANKS!
Navi: Wait!
Link: You can swim!
Navi: Yeah, but this is like a sea to me!
Link: Life sucks, get over it.
Navi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Link: Heheh.
(Karkariko Village)
Link: I MADE IT!
(Spirit from the well sends him flying to the Deku Tree)
Link: Of all the places I land, it had to be this one.
Sprout: HEY!
Link: What?
Sprout: That's not a good way of respecting a Deku Tree!
Link: Yeah? I could just, chop you off and sell the wood you know.
Sprout: ;Gulp;
Link: Good. What do you want?
Sprout: I am your father.
Link: ;GASP!;
Sprout: April FOOLS!
Link: Grrrrrr... DOES ANY OF YOU HAVE A CHAINSAW?
Kokoris: NO!
Link: THANK YOU!
Sprout: See? You can't hurt me!
Link: HIYA! (Tries to chop it with his sword, but it breaks) Crap.
Sprout: I'm INVICIBLE!
Sun: Heehee!
Sprout: AHHH!! I DON'T WANT TO GROW!
Sun: Heehee!
Sprout: No...please...
Sun: Wait, even worse! NI!
Sprout: OH THE PAIN!
Sun: NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI!!
Sprout: No...more...
Link: Wow.
Sun: Heehee!
Link: I'm REALLY sick of that. DIE! ;throws an ice cube;
Sun: Ehhhhhh...
Sprout: THANK YOU! For that, I'll give you my lens of truth!
Link: Really? (Checks it out) HEY! This is just some thing that doesn't show any clothes!
Sprout: Awwell. Oh yeah. Daddy said you're not a kokori.
Link: YAY! NO ONE CAN CALL ME ELF ANYMORE!
Sprout: He said you're a dwarf.
Link: WHAT?
Sprout: Just kidding. You're a Hylian.
DUNDUNDUNNNNNN!!!!!
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Sprout: Why?
Link: Hylians have bigger ears than Kokoris.
Sprout: Ohhhhhhhh...
Aryll: HELLO!
Sprout: MAMAMIA!
Link: Wonder what this do... HEY PUT SOME CLOTHES ON ARYLL!
Aryll: I did!
Link: Oh great. Sprout, do you use this to perv on people?
Sprout: NO! Ummmm...yes.
Aryll: Link, can I go with you?
Link: No.
Aryll: Please?
Link: NO!
Aryll: PLEASE?
Link: AUTHOR! WHY DID YOU PUT HER HERE?
Interuptor: To go on an Adventure with you.
Link: DOH!
Interuptor: I return I'll transport you two to the shadow temple.
Link: ;sigh; Fine.
******** Meanwhile...
Navi: HELP ME!
Fisherman: Eat shit.
Navi: PLEASE!
Fisherman: I TOLD YOU! EAT SHIT!
Navi: EVIL! HEY!
Fisherman: Huh?
Navi: LOOK!
Fisherman: Crap.
Navi: LISTEN!
Fisherman: AHHHH!! I'LL HELP YOU PLEASE! FORGIVE ME!
End Chapter
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POLLS
How many of you seen Two weeks notice?
I did!
I didn't.
IT'S FUNNY!
I HATE IT!
I don't care!
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Does any of you have Hotmail?
I DO!
I don't.
I don't CARE!
A/n: Some POINTLESS advertisement.
Read 'Day of Mario!'-Katrio (Kimmoboy)
A/n: Ok...that was fast.
Me:: P
A/n: We don't own Zelda!
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Chapter 14: If it says, 'Lens of Truth', why does It show lies?
*********
Link: EVIL SEA! (Swimming Helplessly in the middle of a pond)
Navi: It's a pond, you idiot.
Link: If it is, why is it so deep?
Navi: Oh yeah. Lucky I learned to swim.
Link: DAMN IT!
Fisherman: Hey, are you ok?
Link: WHAT DO YOU THINK, BASTARD?
Fisherman: Don't call me a bastard, bastard.
Link: Shut up, bastard.
Fisherman: You want a piece of me, bastard?
Link: First, can you get me out of this pond?
Fisherman: Ok.
(Pulls him out)
Link: Thanks.
Fisherman: By the way, since I found this in some ice cave, you can have it.
(Holds Iron Boots)
Link: THANKS!
Navi: Wait!
Link: You can swim!
Navi: Yeah, but this is like a sea to me!
Link: Life sucks, get over it.
Navi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Link: Heheh.
(Karkariko Village)
Link: I MADE IT!
(Spirit from the well sends him flying to the Deku Tree)
Link: Of all the places I land, it had to be this one.
Sprout: HEY!
Link: What?
Sprout: That's not a good way of respecting a Deku Tree!
Link: Yeah? I could just, chop you off and sell the wood you know.
Sprout: ;Gulp;
Link: Good. What do you want?
Sprout: I am your father.
Link: ;GASP!;
Sprout: April FOOLS!
Link: Grrrrrr... DOES ANY OF YOU HAVE A CHAINSAW?
Kokoris: NO!
Link: THANK YOU!
Sprout: See? You can't hurt me!
Link: HIYA! (Tries to chop it with his sword, but it breaks) Crap.
Sprout: I'm INVICIBLE!
Sun: Heehee!
Sprout: AHHH!! I DON'T WANT TO GROW!
Sun: Heehee!
Sprout: No...please...
Sun: Wait, even worse! NI!
Sprout: OH THE PAIN!
Sun: NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI!!
Sprout: No...more...
Link: Wow.
Sun: Heehee!
Link: I'm REALLY sick of that. DIE! ;throws an ice cube;
Sun: Ehhhhhh...
Sprout: THANK YOU! For that, I'll give you my lens of truth!
Link: Really? (Checks it out) HEY! This is just some thing that doesn't show any clothes!
Sprout: Awwell. Oh yeah. Daddy said you're not a kokori.
Link: YAY! NO ONE CAN CALL ME ELF ANYMORE!
Sprout: He said you're a dwarf.
Link: WHAT?
Sprout: Just kidding. You're a Hylian.
DUNDUNDUNNNNNN!!!!!
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Sprout: Why?
Link: Hylians have bigger ears than Kokoris.
Sprout: Ohhhhhhhh...
Aryll: HELLO!
Sprout: MAMAMIA!
Link: Wonder what this do... HEY PUT SOME CLOTHES ON ARYLL!
Aryll: I did!
Link: Oh great. Sprout, do you use this to perv on people?
Sprout: NO! Ummmm...yes.
Aryll: Link, can I go with you?
Link: No.
Aryll: Please?
Link: NO!
Aryll: PLEASE?
Link: AUTHOR! WHY DID YOU PUT HER HERE?
Interuptor: To go on an Adventure with you.
Link: DOH!
Interuptor: I return I'll transport you two to the shadow temple.
Link: ;sigh; Fine.
******** Meanwhile...
Navi: HELP ME!
Fisherman: Eat shit.
Navi: PLEASE!
Fisherman: I TOLD YOU! EAT SHIT!
Navi: EVIL! HEY!
Fisherman: Huh?
Navi: LOOK!
Fisherman: Crap.
Navi: LISTEN!
Fisherman: AHHHH!! I'LL HELP YOU PLEASE! FORGIVE ME!
End Chapter
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POLLS
How many of you seen Two weeks notice?
I did!
I didn't.
IT'S FUNNY!
I HATE IT!
I don't care!
**********
Does any of you have Hotmail?
I DO!
I don't.
I don't CARE!