Horribly, horrible terror on Hyrule
NOTE: This might not show the full story. You will know this is the full story if you read the POLLS.
A/n: I'm awfully sorry because of . . . what? But you were always crap at Spelling!
Me: Yea! But I got word pad so it gona be worze!
A/n: Ypou spelt Worse wrong.
Me: You Spelt Wou wrong too.
A/n: You got You and Spelt wrong too.
Me: Let's get this over and done with.
A/n: Good idea. We do not own Zelds. ^_^
************** Chapter 15: We're finally at the PYRAMIDS!
(Navi)
Navi: Do you know where Link is?
Fisherman: Who's Link?
Navi: You know!
Fisherman: AH! Of course! He has to pay 'cause of these M********** sinking lures!
Navi: OoO;;
Fisherman: Yeah. Okies. (Grabs a rod)
Navi: What, what are you doing?
Fisherman: Sending you to Link. (Stellotapes Navi with the Hook) Weeee!! (Throws the sinker)
Navi: AHHHH!!!! (The stellotapes breaks and Navi smashes straight on the ground)
Fisherman: YES!
Navi: MOMMY! (Runs away crying)
Fisherman: One's gone!
(Customer comes in)
Customer: I would like to fish please.
Fisherman: Really? In franquis, ze vizes zon't miggrete.
Customer: Yes.........
Fisherman: I cost 20k rupees.
Customer: That's cheap!
Fisherman: No. it costs 20000 rupees.
Customer: DO'H!
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Link: 998 bottles of beer on the wall, 998 botttles of beer?
**************
A/n: You got bottles wrong.
Interuptor: I don't give Damn!
FF.net Admin: YOU DIDN'T FOLLOW THE GUIDELINES!
Interuptor: DAMN!
***************s
Link: Take one down, pass it around, 997 bottles of beer on the wall.
Aryll: LINK! LINK!
Link: What?
Aryll: Can I look these lens?
Link: Yeah, whatever.
(Aryll looks in the lens)
Aryll: Oooooooo!!! Link! What's that beween your legs?
Link: AHHHH!!! (Snatches it back)
Aryll: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Link: God, sisters are pain in the neck!
Aryll: I HEARD THAT WAHHHHH!!!!
Link: ;sigh;
(Karkariko Village)
Shiek: NOOOOO!!!! (Runs away aain)
Link: Oh no, you don't! (Grapples him with Long shot)
Sheik: Why me.........
Link: I'll only free you only if you take her. (Jerks his finger at Aryll)
(50t rock drop on him)
Link: Argh......... fine.
Shiek: You want me to warp you to the 'PYRAMID'.
Link: You could say that.
Shiek: Fine.
(Pyramid)
Parohs: You take as many gold as much you like.
A/n: You spelt Pharohs wrong.
Interuptor: Ummmmm..... do YOU know how to spell it then?
A/n: No.
Interuptor: Good.
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Link: REALLY?
Pharoh: APRIL FOOLS!
Link: I HATE APRIL FOOLS! WHY CAN'T THERE BE MAY FOOLS, OR JANUARY FOOLS?
Pharoh: Don't ask questions you can't explain.
Link: Okies. Can you take me to the Boss?
Pharoh: I AM THE BOSS!
(Link Pulls out a AK-102 rifle)
Pharoh: Or not. Fine.
(BongoBongo)
BongoBongo: Boom Boom!
Link: Kirk! Kirk!
BongoBongo: Boom Boom!
Link: Kirk! Kirk!
BongoBongo: Boom Boom!
Link: Kirk! Kirk!
BongoBongo: Ok. My neck is sore. Do you ave some strepsils?
Link: No, I got Soothers!
BongoBongo: That'll do. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Link: Why'd you do that for?
BongoBongo: Shameless Advertising.
Link: Ah, I see.
(Navi spots Link)
Navi: Look! Link is fine!
Link: (Looks around) AHH! HELP! HE'S TORTURING ME! (Winks at Bongobongo)
BongoBongo: May the force be with you.
Navi: I'll SAVE YOU LINK! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
BongoBongo: ACK! Ehhhhh.........
(Pharoh rushes in)
Pharoh: BOSS! Are you alright!
BongoBongo: Ehhhhh.........
Pharoh: WHO KILLED BOSS?
Link: O.o;;;;; (Points at Navi)
Pharoh: MEN! ATTACK THAT BUBBLE!
Soldiers: Houi! Houi!
Navi: MAMAMIA!
Link: THANK YOU!
Aryll: HEY! LINK!
Link: AHH!!!! (Whispers to Pharoh) You have this. (Gives him the 'Len of Truth'
Pharoh: WOW! Ah........ In return, I give you the REAL lens of Truh.
A/n: You spelt truth worg.
Me: You spelt wrong wrong.
A/n: I HATE THIS!
Me: You started it.
A/n: SO YOU WANNA TAKE ME ON HUH?
Me: COME ON BASTARD!
End Chapter
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POLS
A/: You spelt Polls wrong.
Me: You spelt yourself wrong.
A/n: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Okies. Now the Polls.
How many of you seen Dude, where my car?
I did!
I didn't!
I don't know if there's such thing.
I HATE IT!
I LIKE IT!
I don't care.
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How you read my fic 'Day of Mario?'
I DID!
I didn't.
I'm not going to aswer in case you go mad.
A/n: You spelt answer wrong.
Me: ;sigh;
NOTE: This might not show the full story. You will know this is the full story if you read the POLLS.
A/n: I'm awfully sorry because of . . . what? But you were always crap at Spelling!
Me: Yea! But I got word pad so it gona be worze!
A/n: Ypou spelt Worse wrong.
Me: You Spelt Wou wrong too.
A/n: You got You and Spelt wrong too.
Me: Let's get this over and done with.
A/n: Good idea. We do not own Zelds. ^_^
************** Chapter 15: We're finally at the PYRAMIDS!
(Navi)
Navi: Do you know where Link is?
Fisherman: Who's Link?
Navi: You know!
Fisherman: AH! Of course! He has to pay 'cause of these M********** sinking lures!
Navi: OoO;;
Fisherman: Yeah. Okies. (Grabs a rod)
Navi: What, what are you doing?
Fisherman: Sending you to Link. (Stellotapes Navi with the Hook) Weeee!! (Throws the sinker)
Navi: AHHHH!!!! (The stellotapes breaks and Navi smashes straight on the ground)
Fisherman: YES!
Navi: MOMMY! (Runs away crying)
Fisherman: One's gone!
(Customer comes in)
Customer: I would like to fish please.
Fisherman: Really? In franquis, ze vizes zon't miggrete.
Customer: Yes.........
Fisherman: I cost 20k rupees.
Customer: That's cheap!
Fisherman: No. it costs 20000 rupees.
Customer: DO'H!
**************
Link: 998 bottles of beer on the wall, 998 botttles of beer?
**************
A/n: You got bottles wrong.
Interuptor: I don't give Damn!
FF.net Admin: YOU DIDN'T FOLLOW THE GUIDELINES!
Interuptor: DAMN!
***************s
Link: Take one down, pass it around, 997 bottles of beer on the wall.
Aryll: LINK! LINK!
Link: What?
Aryll: Can I look these lens?
Link: Yeah, whatever.
(Aryll looks in the lens)
Aryll: Oooooooo!!! Link! What's that beween your legs?
Link: AHHHH!!! (Snatches it back)
Aryll: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Link: God, sisters are pain in the neck!
Aryll: I HEARD THAT WAHHHHH!!!!
Link: ;sigh;
(Karkariko Village)
Shiek: NOOOOO!!!! (Runs away aain)
Link: Oh no, you don't! (Grapples him with Long shot)
Sheik: Why me.........
Link: I'll only free you only if you take her. (Jerks his finger at Aryll)
(50t rock drop on him)
Link: Argh......... fine.
Shiek: You want me to warp you to the 'PYRAMID'.
Link: You could say that.
Shiek: Fine.
(Pyramid)
Parohs: You take as many gold as much you like.
A/n: You spelt Pharohs wrong.
Interuptor: Ummmmm..... do YOU know how to spell it then?
A/n: No.
Interuptor: Good.
****************
Link: REALLY?
Pharoh: APRIL FOOLS!
Link: I HATE APRIL FOOLS! WHY CAN'T THERE BE MAY FOOLS, OR JANUARY FOOLS?
Pharoh: Don't ask questions you can't explain.
Link: Okies. Can you take me to the Boss?
Pharoh: I AM THE BOSS!
(Link Pulls out a AK-102 rifle)
Pharoh: Or not. Fine.
(BongoBongo)
BongoBongo: Boom Boom!
Link: Kirk! Kirk!
BongoBongo: Boom Boom!
Link: Kirk! Kirk!
BongoBongo: Boom Boom!
Link: Kirk! Kirk!
BongoBongo: Ok. My neck is sore. Do you ave some strepsils?
Link: No, I got Soothers!
BongoBongo: That'll do. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Link: Why'd you do that for?
BongoBongo: Shameless Advertising.
Link: Ah, I see.
(Navi spots Link)
Navi: Look! Link is fine!
Link: (Looks around) AHH! HELP! HE'S TORTURING ME! (Winks at Bongobongo)
BongoBongo: May the force be with you.
Navi: I'll SAVE YOU LINK! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
BongoBongo: ACK! Ehhhhh.........
(Pharoh rushes in)
Pharoh: BOSS! Are you alright!
BongoBongo: Ehhhhh.........
Pharoh: WHO KILLED BOSS?
Link: O.o;;;;; (Points at Navi)
Pharoh: MEN! ATTACK THAT BUBBLE!
Soldiers: Houi! Houi!
Navi: MAMAMIA!
Link: THANK YOU!
Aryll: HEY! LINK!
Link: AHH!!!! (Whispers to Pharoh) You have this. (Gives him the 'Len of Truth'
Pharoh: WOW! Ah........ In return, I give you the REAL lens of Truh.
A/n: You spelt truth worg.
Me: You spelt wrong wrong.
A/n: I HATE THIS!
Me: You started it.
A/n: SO YOU WANNA TAKE ME ON HUH?
Me: COME ON BASTARD!
End Chapter
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POLS
A/: You spelt Polls wrong.
Me: You spelt yourself wrong.
A/n: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Okies. Now the Polls.
How many of you seen Dude, where my car?
I did!
I didn't!
I don't know if there's such thing.
I HATE IT!
I LIKE IT!
I don't care.
****************
How you read my fic 'Day of Mario?'
I DID!
I didn't.
I'm not going to aswer in case you go mad.
A/n: You spelt answer wrong.
Me: ;sigh;