Horribly, Horrible Terror on Hyrule
************** Chapter 16: Sahara Desert? **************
Link: I AM GONNA KILL THAT TREE! But first........
(7/11 shop stop)
Link: Can I have a Chainsaw?
Shopkeeper: We don't sell chainsaw........
Link: Do you know any person who DOES sell chainsaw?
Shopkeeper: Well, you could try Bunnings Warehouse.........
Link: Thanks.
Shopkeeper: That's 20 rupees.
Link: What?
Shopkeeper: Look.
(Points at a sign: Advice-20rupees)
Link: DO'H! Oh, why, why isn't there a cheat for infinite rupees?
Aryll: Link! Can I go please? I have to go!
Link: Then why don't you?
(Points at a sign saying Going to the toilet: 50 rupees)
Link: ;sigh; Here you go. (Pays 70 rupees)
Aryll: Yay!
Link: Let's go to Bunnings now.
(Bunnings warehouse)
(Meets a Vicious looking Shopkeeper who has an axe on his shoulder)
Link: Ummmm... How much is a chainsaw?
Shopkeeper: Huh? Chainsaw? You! You think I'm rich or something?
Link: But I only wanted-
Shopkeeper: (Grabs the Axe) I'll repeat, do you think I'm rich or something?
Link: But I-
Navi: HI LINK!
Link: Aw, Shit.
Navi: What?
Link: Ummm...LOOK! ELVIS!
Navi: I don't believe in that!
Link: OH LOOK! NAZIS!
Navi: My name is NAVI!
Link: Uh, uh, uh, TELLETUBBIES!
Navi: that's not good is it?
Link: HELL NO!
Navi: You're just tricking me!
Link: I AM NOT! RUN! RUN! RUN!
Navi: I am NOT falling for THAT!
Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs away)
Navi: Like I believe that. I am not a thing to be fooled around!
(Lala enters the warehouse)
Lala: Dude, do you have like those, ya know, dude, radio and, like these things, like you know silver circle thingi, Dude?
Navi: OH MY GOD! TELLETUBBIES!!!!
Lala: Duuuuuuudde. Wazzzzzzzzzzzzup?
Po: DUDE! THIS ELECRIC VAN GOT ONLY 20 MINUTES JUICE!
Lala: DUDE! WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS PLATINUM CIRCLE THINGS!
Poe: DUDE! IT'S CALLED A CD!
Lala: WHAT? C WHAT?
Poe: CD!
Navi: Moving on...
Link: What happened to soldiers trying to kill you?
Navi: Well, this is what happened.
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Soldiers: Houi! Houi!
Navi: Look, can you STOP saying Houi Houi
Soldier: Houi! Houi!
Navi: YOU STUPID BRAINWASHED M************* bastards!
Soldier: Houi? Houi?
Navi: ARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! (Throws apples at them)
Soldier: Houi. Houi. (Dies)
Navi: O.o;; Well, I'm off to find Link!
***************
Aryll: Oooooooo!!!! Link! Can I have this? (Points at a flute)
Link: No.
Aryll: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Link: Still no.
Aryll: Why?
Link: LOOK! (Points at the price: 100 rupees) I only have 29 rupees.
Aryll: Ok.
Link: I hafta go now! (Looks at the sign saying- Toilet-20 rupees) What's with the people to Toilets and Rupees?
Aryll: I got some money!
Link: How much?
Aryll: Here. (Shows him 1000 rupees)
Link: WERE ON EARTH DID YOU GET THAT MUCH?
Aryll: This weird looking dragon gave it to me.
Link: I see.
(Rock come out of nowhere and hits Link with TREMENDOUS force, but it breaks)
Link: HA! My BUTT is a lot stronger than that!
(Master Hand comes out and slaps Link on the Butt)
Link: FEELER!
Master Hand: I WILL NOT TOLORATE THAT PIECE OF CRAP!
(He punches Link)
Link: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........
(Sahara Desert)
Link: Ohhhh... where am I? NAVI? ARYLL?
(No answer)
Link: Hallelujah!
(Except for a shout saying, 'I'm here!')
Link: Please let that be a mistake.
(It isn't)
Link: But where are they?
(Right next to Link)
Ayrll: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
Link: Like that'll do somethin.
Navi: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
Link: SHIT! (Throws bombs everywhere)
Navi: MAMAMIA!
Bin Laden: Hoy, stop!
Link: Who are you?
Bin Laden: Bin Laden.
Link: YOU ARE THE #1 TERRORIST IN A PLACE CALLED WHAZZLEWAZZLE!
Bin Laden: What?
Link: Earth!
Bin Laden: I know. That's why I hid here. I sell weapons!
Link: Like what? Nothings better an my AK-102! (Hugs his rifle)
Bin Laden: Well, I have a Bomchu?
Link: WHAT? PIKACHU? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (Shoots everywhere looking for Pikachu)
Bin Laden: ARGH!!! (got shot) Drops his Bag)
Link: What's in here? (Checks to see Pikachus wearing bombs and a button on their chest) COOL! SUICIDE BOMBERS!
Navi: OK! EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! DO DO, DODO, DO DO, DODO, DO DO-
Link: Yeah, I get the point.
End Chapter
*************** Polls ***************
How may of you seen Joe Dirt?
A) I DID! B)I DIDN'T C)I LIKE IT! D)I HATE IT! E) WHY ARE YOU GIVIG US SUCH CRAP THINGS?
Do you think this story is funny?
A) HELL YES! B)HELL NO! C)WHY SHOULD I ANSWER?
************** Chapter 16: Sahara Desert? **************
Link: I AM GONNA KILL THAT TREE! But first........
(7/11 shop stop)
Link: Can I have a Chainsaw?
Shopkeeper: We don't sell chainsaw........
Link: Do you know any person who DOES sell chainsaw?
Shopkeeper: Well, you could try Bunnings Warehouse.........
Link: Thanks.
Shopkeeper: That's 20 rupees.
Link: What?
Shopkeeper: Look.
(Points at a sign: Advice-20rupees)
Link: DO'H! Oh, why, why isn't there a cheat for infinite rupees?
Aryll: Link! Can I go please? I have to go!
Link: Then why don't you?
(Points at a sign saying Going to the toilet: 50 rupees)
Link: ;sigh; Here you go. (Pays 70 rupees)
Aryll: Yay!
Link: Let's go to Bunnings now.
(Bunnings warehouse)
(Meets a Vicious looking Shopkeeper who has an axe on his shoulder)
Link: Ummmm... How much is a chainsaw?
Shopkeeper: Huh? Chainsaw? You! You think I'm rich or something?
Link: But I only wanted-
Shopkeeper: (Grabs the Axe) I'll repeat, do you think I'm rich or something?
Link: But I-
Navi: HI LINK!
Link: Aw, Shit.
Navi: What?
Link: Ummm...LOOK! ELVIS!
Navi: I don't believe in that!
Link: OH LOOK! NAZIS!
Navi: My name is NAVI!
Link: Uh, uh, uh, TELLETUBBIES!
Navi: that's not good is it?
Link: HELL NO!
Navi: You're just tricking me!
Link: I AM NOT! RUN! RUN! RUN!
Navi: I am NOT falling for THAT!
Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs away)
Navi: Like I believe that. I am not a thing to be fooled around!
(Lala enters the warehouse)
Lala: Dude, do you have like those, ya know, dude, radio and, like these things, like you know silver circle thingi, Dude?
Navi: OH MY GOD! TELLETUBBIES!!!!
Lala: Duuuuuuudde. Wazzzzzzzzzzzzup?
Po: DUDE! THIS ELECRIC VAN GOT ONLY 20 MINUTES JUICE!
Lala: DUDE! WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS PLATINUM CIRCLE THINGS!
Poe: DUDE! IT'S CALLED A CD!
Lala: WHAT? C WHAT?
Poe: CD!
Navi: Moving on...
Link: What happened to soldiers trying to kill you?
Navi: Well, this is what happened.
****************************
Soldiers: Houi! Houi!
Navi: Look, can you STOP saying Houi Houi
Soldier: Houi! Houi!
Navi: YOU STUPID BRAINWASHED M************* bastards!
Soldier: Houi? Houi?
Navi: ARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! (Throws apples at them)
Soldier: Houi. Houi. (Dies)
Navi: O.o;; Well, I'm off to find Link!
***************
Aryll: Oooooooo!!!! Link! Can I have this? (Points at a flute)
Link: No.
Aryll: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Link: Still no.
Aryll: Why?
Link: LOOK! (Points at the price: 100 rupees) I only have 29 rupees.
Aryll: Ok.
Link: I hafta go now! (Looks at the sign saying- Toilet-20 rupees) What's with the people to Toilets and Rupees?
Aryll: I got some money!
Link: How much?
Aryll: Here. (Shows him 1000 rupees)
Link: WERE ON EARTH DID YOU GET THAT MUCH?
Aryll: This weird looking dragon gave it to me.
Link: I see.
(Rock come out of nowhere and hits Link with TREMENDOUS force, but it breaks)
Link: HA! My BUTT is a lot stronger than that!
(Master Hand comes out and slaps Link on the Butt)
Link: FEELER!
Master Hand: I WILL NOT TOLORATE THAT PIECE OF CRAP!
(He punches Link)
Link: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........
(Sahara Desert)
Link: Ohhhh... where am I? NAVI? ARYLL?
(No answer)
Link: Hallelujah!
(Except for a shout saying, 'I'm here!')
Link: Please let that be a mistake.
(It isn't)
Link: But where are they?
(Right next to Link)
Ayrll: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
Link: Like that'll do somethin.
Navi: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
Link: SHIT! (Throws bombs everywhere)
Navi: MAMAMIA!
Bin Laden: Hoy, stop!
Link: Who are you?
Bin Laden: Bin Laden.
Link: YOU ARE THE #1 TERRORIST IN A PLACE CALLED WHAZZLEWAZZLE!
Bin Laden: What?
Link: Earth!
Bin Laden: I know. That's why I hid here. I sell weapons!
Link: Like what? Nothings better an my AK-102! (Hugs his rifle)
Bin Laden: Well, I have a Bomchu?
Link: WHAT? PIKACHU? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (Shoots everywhere looking for Pikachu)
Bin Laden: ARGH!!! (got shot) Drops his Bag)
Link: What's in here? (Checks to see Pikachus wearing bombs and a button on their chest) COOL! SUICIDE BOMBERS!
Navi: OK! EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! DO DO, DODO, DO DO, DODO, DO DO-
Link: Yeah, I get the point.
End Chapter
*************** Polls ***************
How may of you seen Joe Dirt?
A) I DID! B)I DIDN'T C)I LIKE IT! D)I HATE IT! E) WHY ARE YOU GIVIG US SUCH CRAP THINGS?
Do you think this story is funny?
A) HELL YES! B)HELL NO! C)WHY SHOULD I ANSWER?