Horribly, Horrible terror on Hyrule
A/n: Dun DUNNNNN!!!! We now have the 3rd last chapter on this FIC!!!!!
(Huge Amounts of Cheers and Fire Crackers)
Me: WHAT? So YOU think my writings just STUPID?
A/n: HELL YEAH!
Me: Really? ;shrugs and walks away; ;sniffle;
*********** Chapter 17: who would think of a SPHINX? *************
Link: FINALLY! I MADE IT!
Navi: No, you didn't.
Link: Don't make me break that light bulb of yours, Naxi.
Navi: IT'S NAVI!!!!!!!
Link: O? Navy, eh? Good name!
Navi: Grrrrrrr...
Link: What? I'm pointing out the Fact!
Navi: Well, your FACT isn't very much helpful.
Link: Eh, Life sucks. Get over it.
Aryll: Brother! Brother!
Link: What is it now?
Aryll: I see a Large Sphinx on top of Gaias Cliff!
Link: WHAT?
(Desert Temple aka Sphinx)
Link: Sheesh, these places you made up are from Asia and Africa!
Interuptor: So?
Link: Well, uh, don't worry.
Navi: I believe that there's a big block in front of you.
Link: I believe I'm eating some Hotdogs here!
Hotdog Salesman: GET YOUR HOTDOGS!
Navi: You followed us?
Hotdog Salesman: AHHH! Floating Light bulb! (Smashes a pie in her face)
Navi: I'm not a clown idiot.
Hotdog Salesman: So?
Navi: HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? (Throws a pan-full of Hot oil mixed with pie in the Hotdog Salesman's face)
Hotdog Salesman: MAMAMIA!
Link: Ok. I finished eating let's move that block!
(It didn't budge)
Link: I HATE YOU BRACKETS! TUANTING ME!
(Ha, ha. What are you going to do about it?)
Link: YOU WILL PAY!
(Link pays e 100 rupees)
Link: DO'H!
(Ha, ha. Sucks to be you.)
Link: Ah, HA! Gameshark codes!
(Golden Gauntlet appears in front of Link)
Link: Oh yea!
(It still didn't budge)
Link: HEY!
(Ok. Ok. It moved and accidentally pushed too hard to reveal a hole to the Mirror shield)
Link: Oh, yeah, two shields, I'm da man!
Navi: Sure you are.
Link: Oh F**** off.
Aryll: HEY LINK! EKKKK! (Get's kidnapped)
Link: FINALLY! JUSTICE!
(Goes to the Bosses room)
Link: Hey! This is not the boss! This is just a stupid knight with iron knuckles!
Navi: Don't forget Iron plates, Iro axe and an Iron brain strong enough to kill you!
Iron Knuckle: Must... Destroy Target...
(Lunges at Link and slices him with his axe)
Navi: LINK!!
Link: Mwahahahahahaha...
(Reforms himself)
Navi: O.o;
Link: Remember? I got infinite lives, and I got formulae of Plastic in my blood, so I am an interglectical super human being with a blood type of AC!!!
Navi: I think He gone crazy...
Link: Now to kill!
(Stabs his sword at the Iron Knuckle)
Iron Knuckle: Grrrrrrrrrrrr...
(Aryll drops out, but was actually too small and didn't get stabbed)
Link: Damn...
(Twinrova's room)
Koume: Wazzup, Little dude?
Link: Nothing much, except this fairy might kill you both.
Navi: HI!
Koume: ACK!
Kotake: YOU KILLED MY SISTER!
Navi: LOOK!
Kotake: ACK!
Link: Damn, I was getting friendly with them...
(Bin Laden rushed in)
Bin Laden: WHO KILLED THE ALMIGHTY TWINROVA?
Link: AHH! HELP! THIS DREADFUL BEAST KILLED THE INNOCENT BOSS AND NOW SHE'S THREATING ME!!!
Navi: LINK!
Bin Laden: OK! Let's GET'EM!
(Grabs a Tommy Gun, and an army of Suicide Pikachus lunges at Navi)
Navi: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Link: Yay! Time for me to get my PARTY SET!
End Chapter
Sorry. Run out of money to do the polls. :D
Chao~
A/n: Dun DUNNNNN!!!! We now have the 3rd last chapter on this FIC!!!!!
(Huge Amounts of Cheers and Fire Crackers)
Me: WHAT? So YOU think my writings just STUPID?
A/n: HELL YEAH!
Me: Really? ;shrugs and walks away; ;sniffle;
*********** Chapter 17: who would think of a SPHINX? *************
Link: FINALLY! I MADE IT!
Navi: No, you didn't.
Link: Don't make me break that light bulb of yours, Naxi.
Navi: IT'S NAVI!!!!!!!
Link: O? Navy, eh? Good name!
Navi: Grrrrrrr...
Link: What? I'm pointing out the Fact!
Navi: Well, your FACT isn't very much helpful.
Link: Eh, Life sucks. Get over it.
Aryll: Brother! Brother!
Link: What is it now?
Aryll: I see a Large Sphinx on top of Gaias Cliff!
Link: WHAT?
(Desert Temple aka Sphinx)
Link: Sheesh, these places you made up are from Asia and Africa!
Interuptor: So?
Link: Well, uh, don't worry.
Navi: I believe that there's a big block in front of you.
Link: I believe I'm eating some Hotdogs here!
Hotdog Salesman: GET YOUR HOTDOGS!
Navi: You followed us?
Hotdog Salesman: AHHH! Floating Light bulb! (Smashes a pie in her face)
Navi: I'm not a clown idiot.
Hotdog Salesman: So?
Navi: HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? (Throws a pan-full of Hot oil mixed with pie in the Hotdog Salesman's face)
Hotdog Salesman: MAMAMIA!
Link: Ok. I finished eating let's move that block!
(It didn't budge)
Link: I HATE YOU BRACKETS! TUANTING ME!
(Ha, ha. What are you going to do about it?)
Link: YOU WILL PAY!
(Link pays e 100 rupees)
Link: DO'H!
(Ha, ha. Sucks to be you.)
Link: Ah, HA! Gameshark codes!
(Golden Gauntlet appears in front of Link)
Link: Oh yea!
(It still didn't budge)
Link: HEY!
(Ok. Ok. It moved and accidentally pushed too hard to reveal a hole to the Mirror shield)
Link: Oh, yeah, two shields, I'm da man!
Navi: Sure you are.
Link: Oh F**** off.
Aryll: HEY LINK! EKKKK! (Get's kidnapped)
Link: FINALLY! JUSTICE!
(Goes to the Bosses room)
Link: Hey! This is not the boss! This is just a stupid knight with iron knuckles!
Navi: Don't forget Iron plates, Iro axe and an Iron brain strong enough to kill you!
Iron Knuckle: Must... Destroy Target...
(Lunges at Link and slices him with his axe)
Navi: LINK!!
Link: Mwahahahahahaha...
(Reforms himself)
Navi: O.o;
Link: Remember? I got infinite lives, and I got formulae of Plastic in my blood, so I am an interglectical super human being with a blood type of AC!!!
Navi: I think He gone crazy...
Link: Now to kill!
(Stabs his sword at the Iron Knuckle)
Iron Knuckle: Grrrrrrrrrrrr...
(Aryll drops out, but was actually too small and didn't get stabbed)
Link: Damn...
(Twinrova's room)
Koume: Wazzup, Little dude?
Link: Nothing much, except this fairy might kill you both.
Navi: HI!
Koume: ACK!
Kotake: YOU KILLED MY SISTER!
Navi: LOOK!
Kotake: ACK!
Link: Damn, I was getting friendly with them...
(Bin Laden rushed in)
Bin Laden: WHO KILLED THE ALMIGHTY TWINROVA?
Link: AHH! HELP! THIS DREADFUL BEAST KILLED THE INNOCENT BOSS AND NOW SHE'S THREATING ME!!!
Navi: LINK!
Bin Laden: OK! Let's GET'EM!
(Grabs a Tommy Gun, and an army of Suicide Pikachus lunges at Navi)
Navi: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Link: Yay! Time for me to get my PARTY SET!
End Chapter
Sorry. Run out of money to do the polls. :D
Chao~