Horribly, Horrible terror on Hyrule
Chapter 18: The Beginning of the End of the Chapter (In Ganon's Fortress)
Link: Ok! I beat every single temple. Now, what to do, what to do...
Navi: You could check what Rauru says...
Link: SHUT UP! LEAE THIS SUPERINTELEGENT MIND WORK ON ITS OWN!
Navi: If you say so...
Link: Ho hum... I KNOW! I'LL NEED SOME HAMBURGERS!
(2 days later)
Navi: What's the matter, GENIUS?
Link: I know! I'll go to the Temple of Time!
Navi: I said that 3 days ago.
Link: Hell no you didn't.
Navi: I DID!
Link: (Aims the Bow at her) Really?
Navi: ;gulp; Nope. I did not say a single word that day.
Link: Good. Now off to the TEMPLE!
(Temple of Time)
Shiek: CRAP!
Link: What are you doing here?
Thought of Shiek: Ok. Make a goooooood lie.
Shiek: I am here to tell Rauru that you are trying to kill me so he can disqualify you to get the Party Set.
Thought of Shiek: YOU BLEW IT!
Link: WHAT! DAMN YOU, Gaybo!
Shiek: I'm no gay! I can't be gay?
Link: WHAT? Are you bisexual or something?
Thought of Shiek: Crap. Things might get pretty ugly.
Shiek: HELL NO! I'm a girl!
Link: Then why do you have a 6 pack? And you don't look like a girl! Or maybe... YOU ARE BISEXUAL!
Shiek: GODDAMN NO! Ok. Ok. This is the truth.
Link: TRUTH? I know the truth! You ARE bisexual!
Shiek: NO! I'm PRINCESS ZELDA!
(Silence)
Thought of Shiek: Good Going there. Now he'll think we're lezzo or something.
Link: You are bisexual.
Shiek: SOP TALKING ABOUT BISEXUALIY!
Link: Fine. Fine. You got to do me a favor in return!
Shiek: What?
Link: Give me my party set.
Shiek: I don't have any.
(Something traps her)
Link: Hallelujah!
(But it breaks)
Link: D'oh!
Ganondorf: Damn. I knew I should've made a platinum one. Anyways, LINK! COME TO THE FORTRESS TO FIGHT ME!
Link: Hell NO!
(In his thought)
Link: Link, you know what Navi will say...
Navi: HAHA! YOU CAN BEAT IM FOR A PARTY SET! HECK, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD IVE YOUR LIFE FOR IT!
Link: Well, I could kill her after that...
Link: Stuff it. She will get killed eventually. Remember? She got the CURSE.
Link: DEAL!
(In reality)
Link: I change my mind. I'm going!
Ganondorf: Good. Now follow the yellow brick road.
(Link follows the road)
Link: WOW! How am I supposed to go through?
(Bridge appears)
Link: My lucky day!
Thoughts of Ganondorf: Damn. I really should change the date it appears.
(Ganon's Fortress)
Link: Look! A barrier stuck on the door!
Navi: Duh.
Link: How did you get here?
Navi: ;shrugs;
Link: Ok. I want you to break this barrier.
Navi: How?
Link: Like this! (Goes in one of the other doors and beats it) Got it?
Navi: Gotcha.
(after 3 minutes, Navi comes out)
Navi: That was easy.
Link: I'm going through!
(Climbs, up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up.)
Link: I made it!
(He falls down)
Link: Damn.
Farore: I shall help you.
Link: Thanks.
(In Ganon's room)
Ganondorf: Now, A matter between life, and death...
Link: Hey, so if I die, I have to die.
Ganondorf: NO, no, no. It's just a figure of speech.
End Chapter
Chapter 18: The Beginning of the End of the Chapter (In Ganon's Fortress)
Link: Ok! I beat every single temple. Now, what to do, what to do...
Navi: You could check what Rauru says...
Link: SHUT UP! LEAE THIS SUPERINTELEGENT MIND WORK ON ITS OWN!
Navi: If you say so...
Link: Ho hum... I KNOW! I'LL NEED SOME HAMBURGERS!
(2 days later)
Navi: What's the matter, GENIUS?
Link: I know! I'll go to the Temple of Time!
Navi: I said that 3 days ago.
Link: Hell no you didn't.
Navi: I DID!
Link: (Aims the Bow at her) Really?
Navi: ;gulp; Nope. I did not say a single word that day.
Link: Good. Now off to the TEMPLE!
(Temple of Time)
Shiek: CRAP!
Link: What are you doing here?
Thought of Shiek: Ok. Make a goooooood lie.
Shiek: I am here to tell Rauru that you are trying to kill me so he can disqualify you to get the Party Set.
Thought of Shiek: YOU BLEW IT!
Link: WHAT! DAMN YOU, Gaybo!
Shiek: I'm no gay! I can't be gay?
Link: WHAT? Are you bisexual or something?
Thought of Shiek: Crap. Things might get pretty ugly.
Shiek: HELL NO! I'm a girl!
Link: Then why do you have a 6 pack? And you don't look like a girl! Or maybe... YOU ARE BISEXUAL!
Shiek: GODDAMN NO! Ok. Ok. This is the truth.
Link: TRUTH? I know the truth! You ARE bisexual!
Shiek: NO! I'm PRINCESS ZELDA!
(Silence)
Thought of Shiek: Good Going there. Now he'll think we're lezzo or something.
Link: You are bisexual.
Shiek: SOP TALKING ABOUT BISEXUALIY!
Link: Fine. Fine. You got to do me a favor in return!
Shiek: What?
Link: Give me my party set.
Shiek: I don't have any.
(Something traps her)
Link: Hallelujah!
(But it breaks)
Link: D'oh!
Ganondorf: Damn. I knew I should've made a platinum one. Anyways, LINK! COME TO THE FORTRESS TO FIGHT ME!
Link: Hell NO!
(In his thought)
Link: Link, you know what Navi will say...
Navi: HAHA! YOU CAN BEAT IM FOR A PARTY SET! HECK, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD IVE YOUR LIFE FOR IT!
Link: Well, I could kill her after that...
Link: Stuff it. She will get killed eventually. Remember? She got the CURSE.
Link: DEAL!
(In reality)
Link: I change my mind. I'm going!
Ganondorf: Good. Now follow the yellow brick road.
(Link follows the road)
Link: WOW! How am I supposed to go through?
(Bridge appears)
Link: My lucky day!
Thoughts of Ganondorf: Damn. I really should change the date it appears.
(Ganon's Fortress)
Link: Look! A barrier stuck on the door!
Navi: Duh.
Link: How did you get here?
Navi: ;shrugs;
Link: Ok. I want you to break this barrier.
Navi: How?
Link: Like this! (Goes in one of the other doors and beats it) Got it?
Navi: Gotcha.
(after 3 minutes, Navi comes out)
Navi: That was easy.
Link: I'm going through!
(Climbs, up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up, and up.)
Link: I made it!
(He falls down)
Link: Damn.
Farore: I shall help you.
Link: Thanks.
(In Ganon's room)
Ganondorf: Now, A matter between life, and death...
Link: Hey, so if I die, I have to die.
Ganondorf: NO, no, no. It's just a figure of speech.
End Chapter