The Quest for Gohan's Orange Pants

Disclaimer: I don't own anything mentioned in this story!! Not Dragonball Z, not any of the stores, NOTHING!!! Can you read my lips- er... typing?! NOTHING!! ::Sob sob!!::

A/N: ummm.... Gohan's pants are probablly supposed to be red, but they look orange most of the time! and I like orange better than red! hahaha! Oh well! Enjoy anyway!! ^_^

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Everyone's favorite demi saiya-jin, Gohan, was training with his brother, Goten, and his father, Goku. For one reason or another, while he was sparring with Goku, his famous orange pants ripped!! Now, he really didn't care because that's not something he would care about. Besides, he has plenty more in his closet. Even though Gohan didn't care about his pants, someone else did.

"GOHAN!"

"What?!"

"Your pants!!"

"oh, that... don't worry. I have lots more in my closet!" With that, Gohan practically ran out of the room to change before his mom got out her frying pan. When he opened his drawer, he was met with an unpleasant surprise.
"Aagghhhh!"

" What?! What' s the matter??" Chi Chi ran into his room, unfortunately, carrying... [dun- dun- dunnnnn] the frying pan!

"I don't have any more pants!!" Goku wandered into Gohan's room, wanting to see what all the commotion was.

"What's wrong?" he asked.

"I'll tell you what's wrong! Gohan just ruined his pants that I JUST bought for him, and he doesn't have anymore!!" replied Chi Chi, astounded her husband didn't notice. Then again, he IS Goku...

"What about them?"

"They're ripped!"

"Oh!... So?"

"::sigh:: We need to go to the store Gohan. After all, there's school tomorrow."

"Why don't you just sew them, Mom?"

"hmmm... It's a very thick material, but I suppose I could try..." Overjoyed he didn't get hit by the frying pan, Gohan let out a sigh of relief. Chi Chi then takes Gohan's pants and attempts to sew them, but ends up failing terribly. She somehow turns them into...

"A skirt?! hahaha!! wow! how'd you do that?!!" Laughed Goku when he saw it.
" I'm not sure... I told you it was a thick material." Just then, Gohan walks into the room, not hearing anything his had dad said.

"How's it going Mom?" Then seeing his pants, "Aahhh! You turned them into a skirt!!- but how?!!" Hearing Gohan rant about something, Trunks and Goten enter the room. Upon seeing the predicament, Trunks suggests, " Why don't you wear it any way?" Goten and Trunks fell to the floor, laughing their asses off. Gohan turned back to his parents, however, seeing them laughing too!

"Hey! It's not funny!" Through giggles, Chi Chi tried to comfort her son.

"We'll just get new pants, Gohan."

"alright." So, Gohan, Chi Chi, Goku, Goten, and Trunks left for Kohl's.

"Let's see... What size are you, Gohan? You know, the last time I went shopping with you was... hmm... I don't know! Wow... a long time ago!" Chi Chi said on the way over there.

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At Kohls:

"You two" Chi Chi started, turning to Trunks and Goten, "Keep out of trouble. I know how you act when you're together."

"We don't know what you're talking about!"

"Yeah... We're always angels! Hahahahahaha!" they laughed.

"::sigh:: Goku, can you- Goku? Now, where IS your father? Oh well, we have orange pants to buy. Come on, Gohan"

"The sooner this is over with, the better."

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"Hey, Goten, what do you want to do?"

"I don't know Trunks what do you want tot do?"

"You know what would be fun?" Trunks said, looking up at security camera.

"What?!?!?!"
"See that security camera?"

"yeahhh..."

"You want to find the control room, then we could-"

"Control a whole buncha stuff!! hahahahaha!"

"Lets go!"
"yeah! hahahaha!"
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"I don't think we'll find any orange pants that fit me in the women's section!!!!"
"ok, hold on a second... Oh! look at this! I want to see if it fits!! Be right back!"
"::sigh::" To himself, Gohan said, ' I guess I'll go find it myself.' At the men's section, Gohan found his dad.
"Hey Dad! where'd you go?" Turning around and holding up a T-shirt, Goku said, "Look! I have my own T-shirt!! WOW! Hey! So do you, Gohan! It's when you were fighting Cell! cool!!!"
"Oh! awesome! I need to buy one of those! hahaha!"
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"Ok, Goten, the plan is to find an employee, and stalk him to find the control room." said Trunks.

"but... what if he doesn't go there?"

"uhhh... That won't happen if we find a manager!"
"why?"

"Cuz managers always go to the control rooms!"
"how come?"

"because... uh... thats- er... what managers do! heh heh..."

"oh!"

"yeah, now lets go."

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Goku and Gohan both had about ten shirts each- all Dragonball Z, when they accidentally bumped into Chi Chi.

"Oops! Sorry Chi Chi! I didn't see you there!"

"Sorry mom!"

"What do you to HAVE??!"

" There are shirts with us on it!! You too- look! See?! In the way background!!"
"Why don't I get my own shirt?! I mean, Gohan gets HIS own shirt!"
"Yeah, but he did save the world, you know, Chi Chi..." Goku pointed out.
"SO?! I raised him! I'M the one who made sure he got a good education!!"

"Well,... if it makes you feel any better, Mom, Goten doesn't get his own shirt. He has to share one with Trunks!"

"Hmph! well, it's a little better, I guess... Now lets go look for those orange pants of yours."

"You coming, Dad?"

"Nope. I'm gonna go see if they have any pants with me on it!"

"::Sigh:: come on, Gohan"

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"There's one, Trunks!"
"Ok, let's go!" Goten, and Trunks then followed the manager all over the store and about ten minutes of following him, the guy started to notice he was being followed, and kept turning around.

"He's starting to notice us, Trunks!! This isn't gonna work!! If he thinks someone's following him, he won't go to the control room!!"
"Ok, I've got a new plan. You go distract him while I get his keys."

"but, that's stealing!!"

"Don't worry, when we're done, I'll turn them into lost and found, or something."

"Ok!"

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"I don't see any orange pants, Mom"

"Neither do I... Oh wait! here's some!" Chi Chi says while pulling out a pair of safety- orange capris. Gohan just looks at his mom, then at the capris, then his mom, and again at the capris.

"nevermind!" she finally says. Just then, Goku runs up to them and is holding up... underwear?!

"Look you guys!! I'm on underwear!! hahaha!!"

"cool! buy it!"
":: sigh:: the things you find, Goku..."

"hey! I wonder if they have a toy department!"
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"ahem. Mister..." Goten says to the manager.

"What's the matter?" He looks around for any sign of parents then asks Goten, " Are you lost?"

Goten shakes his head, 'no'. Then looks down, glancing out of the corner of his eye at Trunks, who nods. Seeing that Trunks was successful at getting the keys, Goten stammers out, "uhh... ummm... I... can't find the ummm..." Goten frantically looks around for something then says, "the bathroom!"

"oh! It's right there." the manager said, looking confused, and for good reason. They were standing right in front of it.

"Oh!-er Thank you!!" Goten and Trunks then run in there, hoping the guy leaves.

"Great going, Goten."

"sorry! I couldn't think of anything to say!!"

"::sigh::"

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Gohan and Goku run off to the toy department before Chi Chi can stop them, in search for action figures of themselves.

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In the next chapter: Will Goten and Trunks find the control room?? Will Gohan ever get his orange pants?? We'll never know until… I-uh… post the next chapter! ::scratches back of neck while saying: Heh heh…::

Gohan: HEY!! That's what I do!

Eathbound Misfit: hehehe! Oh well!! Ja ne everyone!