Ch.2: Action Figures
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"Hey, Dad look! There's an action figure of Vegeta!"
"Wow! We should buy it and show it to him!"
"I don't think he'd like it all that much for some reason..."
"Here's one of you, Gohan! and look there' s five different versions of
me! See?! In one, I'm dead, in another, I'm all beaten up, and in THIS
one I'm-"
"How come there's only 1 version of me?!?!"
"hey look! There's a sixth version of me! Wow! ... here's a second
version of you, Gohan."
"No! They messed it up!! The Great Saiya-man doesn't look like that!!"
~~***~~
"Ok, I think the coast is clear. Let's go." said Trunks.
"Which is the right key? And how do we find the room?" asks Goten.
"hmmm... well... I don't think it would be in the directory... maybe if
we got into the air ducts, we could look down into all the rooms and
find it that way."
"yay! we get to crawl around in tubes hahaha!!"
~~***~~
":: Goku holds up the Vegeta action figure:: Hi! I'm Vegeta. Let's be
friends!' ::holds up Goku action figure:: 'ok! My name is Goku.'
:: holds up Gohan and Videl figures:: 'I'm Gohan! and this is my
girlfriend, Videl!'"
"DAD!!! She's NOT my girlfrie-"
"hahaha! I'm just jokin' Gohan! haha! 'Oh no! There's Garlic Jr.! let's
go fight him. kamehame ha!! ::Goku makes the action figure of Garlic
Jr. fall over:: Aahhh! I was hit!! Oh no! I'm dead."
While Goku was playing with the action figures, Gohan was reading a
manga of DBZ. It was in the Buu saga, when everyone thought Gohan was
dead...
"Aagghh! No! I can't believe this!! I... die!! I CAN'T die!!! maybe I'm
not really dead... hmmm... :: turns the page:: NO! It's the end!!! What
happens to me!! NO!! Where's the next manga! ::searches rack of
books:: It's not here!! Aaaahhhh!!!! Where's the manager?! I need to
find it! AAGGGGHHHHHH!"
"hey, Gohan! I found a Piccolo action figure! 'Hi! My name's Piccolo.
Let's train together!'"
~~***~~
Goten and Trunks climb into an air duct and attempt to find the room.
"Left or right, Trunks?"
"hmmm... lets decide by rock, paper, scissors!"
"I'm left!!" cries Goten.
"all right, Rock, paper, scissors!... a tie. ::sigh::" While they were
deciding what way to go, little did they know that where they were
sitting, in the metal duct, was becoming increasingly fragile, due to
their unmoving weight.
"rock, paper, scissors!"
"what was I again?" asked Goten.
"uh... er right, I think."
"no. I was- AAHHH!!" They waited too long. The duct collapsed.
"where are we?"
"The control room, I think."
"hey! what are you kids doing here?"
~~***~~
" 'You're my best friend, Goku!' 'wow! you didn't call me Kakkarot, for
once, Vegeta!' 'yes. I've realized that you like Goku better and
calling you something else was mean and...er I don't like mean things
any more!' 'yay! now we may all live in peace!' 'I agree Piccolo!'
'I love you all!' 'We love you too, Vegeta!' 'Hi!' ' Hi, Mirai
Trunks! Your face is really messed up!' 'I know. The manufactures
didn't do a good job on me.'" Just then, Goku was interrupted by Chi
Chi.
"Goku! You opened up all those action figures!?!?!"
"yeah! It's really fun to play with them! Here, since there's not one
of you-"
"There's NOT one of me?!? I don't get a T-shirt, I don't get an action
figure! Aagh! I'M the one who made sure Gohan got an education!! Doesn't
that count for anything?!?! Wait! we're going to have to pay for all
these."
" Huh??? You have to pay for them if you use it?"
":: sigh:: Were's Gohan?"
~~***~~
Gohan was on a search for the manager...
"Where's the manager?!?! I need to get the next manga!!"
"I don't know sir... :: gasp:: check the control room. He's normally in
there! ... but, I can't breath!! :: gasp:: Please put me down! ackk!"
"Oops! sorry! I really need this next mange though. My life depends on
it!!!"
"It's right around the corner"
~~***~~
"How'd you kids get in here??"
"Uhhh... We- er were looking for... the" Trunks stammered.
"the bathroom!" said Goten, again.
"How'd you get in here?" They shrug in response. "I'll walk you to the
bathroom so you don't get lost again. I'm sure your parents are looking
for you."
In the bathroom:
"You had to use that excuse again, didn't you, Goten."
"I figured if it worked the first time, why not use it again!"
"::sigh:: we need a new way to get in there. How could we make sure no
one else is in there at the time?"
"hmmm... when there's a fire, everyone gets out of the building!"
"That might work... it'd be fun to do, anyway!!"
"let's go! hahaha!"
~~***~~
"Cool! There are tapes of us! Here's one of us fighting Friezia!"
exclaimed Goku.
"That's wonderful ::sigh:: I'm probably not in it."
"Sure you are! See- here's a picture of you on the back!"
"Really?! Let me see!! Ugh! It's a terrible picture! But, since I'm
actually ON something, we should buy it."
~~***~~
"How can I help you, sir?"
"I need to get the next manga in the Majin Buu series!!"
"I'm sorry, but it's not out- Hey! you look like him!"
"yeah, yeah. I hear that alot. Now, what about the manga?!"
"It's uncanny how similar you look! That's really amazing!"
"WHAT ABOUT THE MANGA?!?!"
"Oh... uhh, It's not out yet. You'll have to wait until... let me
check... late September."
"BUT... It's only JUNE!!"
"I'm sorry, sir. That's just the way it is. I don't think the writers
even started it yet."
"Aaahh! NOO!"
"Umm... Why is it so important to you? It IS, after all, just a story."
"JUST A STORY!!?? MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!! ack! I shouldn't have said
that. -er thanks." With that, Gohan left. Leaving the manager very,
VERY confused.
~~***~~
Next chapter: Will Gohan FINALLY find his orange pants? Will Goten and
Trunks FINALLY find the control room? Does any of this sound familiar??
AND what will Goku find next?! ja ne FOR NOW... BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!! ^_^
toodles!
~~***~~
"Hey, Dad look! There's an action figure of Vegeta!"
"Wow! We should buy it and show it to him!"
"I don't think he'd like it all that much for some reason..."
"Here's one of you, Gohan! and look there' s five different versions of
me! See?! In one, I'm dead, in another, I'm all beaten up, and in THIS
one I'm-"
"How come there's only 1 version of me?!?!"
"hey look! There's a sixth version of me! Wow! ... here's a second
version of you, Gohan."
"No! They messed it up!! The Great Saiya-man doesn't look like that!!"
~~***~~
"Ok, I think the coast is clear. Let's go." said Trunks.
"Which is the right key? And how do we find the room?" asks Goten.
"hmmm... well... I don't think it would be in the directory... maybe if
we got into the air ducts, we could look down into all the rooms and
find it that way."
"yay! we get to crawl around in tubes hahaha!!"
~~***~~
":: Goku holds up the Vegeta action figure:: Hi! I'm Vegeta. Let's be
friends!' ::holds up Goku action figure:: 'ok! My name is Goku.'
:: holds up Gohan and Videl figures:: 'I'm Gohan! and this is my
girlfriend, Videl!'"
"DAD!!! She's NOT my girlfrie-"
"hahaha! I'm just jokin' Gohan! haha! 'Oh no! There's Garlic Jr.! let's
go fight him. kamehame ha!! ::Goku makes the action figure of Garlic
Jr. fall over:: Aahhh! I was hit!! Oh no! I'm dead."
While Goku was playing with the action figures, Gohan was reading a
manga of DBZ. It was in the Buu saga, when everyone thought Gohan was
dead...
"Aagghh! No! I can't believe this!! I... die!! I CAN'T die!!! maybe I'm
not really dead... hmmm... :: turns the page:: NO! It's the end!!! What
happens to me!! NO!! Where's the next manga! ::searches rack of
books:: It's not here!! Aaaahhhh!!!! Where's the manager?! I need to
find it! AAGGGGHHHHHH!"
"hey, Gohan! I found a Piccolo action figure! 'Hi! My name's Piccolo.
Let's train together!'"
~~***~~
Goten and Trunks climb into an air duct and attempt to find the room.
"Left or right, Trunks?"
"hmmm... lets decide by rock, paper, scissors!"
"I'm left!!" cries Goten.
"all right, Rock, paper, scissors!... a tie. ::sigh::" While they were
deciding what way to go, little did they know that where they were
sitting, in the metal duct, was becoming increasingly fragile, due to
their unmoving weight.
"rock, paper, scissors!"
"what was I again?" asked Goten.
"uh... er right, I think."
"no. I was- AAHHH!!" They waited too long. The duct collapsed.
"where are we?"
"The control room, I think."
"hey! what are you kids doing here?"
~~***~~
" 'You're my best friend, Goku!' 'wow! you didn't call me Kakkarot, for
once, Vegeta!' 'yes. I've realized that you like Goku better and
calling you something else was mean and...er I don't like mean things
any more!' 'yay! now we may all live in peace!' 'I agree Piccolo!'
'I love you all!' 'We love you too, Vegeta!' 'Hi!' ' Hi, Mirai
Trunks! Your face is really messed up!' 'I know. The manufactures
didn't do a good job on me.'" Just then, Goku was interrupted by Chi
Chi.
"Goku! You opened up all those action figures!?!?!"
"yeah! It's really fun to play with them! Here, since there's not one
of you-"
"There's NOT one of me?!? I don't get a T-shirt, I don't get an action
figure! Aagh! I'M the one who made sure Gohan got an education!! Doesn't
that count for anything?!?! Wait! we're going to have to pay for all
these."
" Huh??? You have to pay for them if you use it?"
":: sigh:: Were's Gohan?"
~~***~~
Gohan was on a search for the manager...
"Where's the manager?!?! I need to get the next manga!!"
"I don't know sir... :: gasp:: check the control room. He's normally in
there! ... but, I can't breath!! :: gasp:: Please put me down! ackk!"
"Oops! sorry! I really need this next mange though. My life depends on
it!!!"
"It's right around the corner"
~~***~~
"How'd you kids get in here??"
"Uhhh... We- er were looking for... the" Trunks stammered.
"the bathroom!" said Goten, again.
"How'd you get in here?" They shrug in response. "I'll walk you to the
bathroom so you don't get lost again. I'm sure your parents are looking
for you."
In the bathroom:
"You had to use that excuse again, didn't you, Goten."
"I figured if it worked the first time, why not use it again!"
"::sigh:: we need a new way to get in there. How could we make sure no
one else is in there at the time?"
"hmmm... when there's a fire, everyone gets out of the building!"
"That might work... it'd be fun to do, anyway!!"
"let's go! hahaha!"
~~***~~
"Cool! There are tapes of us! Here's one of us fighting Friezia!"
exclaimed Goku.
"That's wonderful ::sigh:: I'm probably not in it."
"Sure you are! See- here's a picture of you on the back!"
"Really?! Let me see!! Ugh! It's a terrible picture! But, since I'm
actually ON something, we should buy it."
~~***~~
"How can I help you, sir?"
"I need to get the next manga in the Majin Buu series!!"
"I'm sorry, but it's not out- Hey! you look like him!"
"yeah, yeah. I hear that alot. Now, what about the manga?!"
"It's uncanny how similar you look! That's really amazing!"
"WHAT ABOUT THE MANGA?!?!"
"Oh... uhh, It's not out yet. You'll have to wait until... let me
check... late September."
"BUT... It's only JUNE!!"
"I'm sorry, sir. That's just the way it is. I don't think the writers
even started it yet."
"Aaahh! NOO!"
"Umm... Why is it so important to you? It IS, after all, just a story."
"JUST A STORY!!?? MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!! ack! I shouldn't have said
that. -er thanks." With that, Gohan left. Leaving the manager very,
VERY confused.
~~***~~
Next chapter: Will Gohan FINALLY find his orange pants? Will Goten and
Trunks FINALLY find the control room? Does any of this sound familiar??
AND what will Goku find next?! ja ne FOR NOW... BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!! ^_^
toodles!