Ch.6: Poor Vegeta

A/N: --à READ THIS!!!ß -- Hey minna! Guess what we were talking about during marching band?!?! Whether cavemen were gay (O.o'), and this got me thinking, scary, ne? Anyway, I came up with this theory that the reason the Neanderthals died out was because they were all gay!! I'm gonna make millions!! BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! That's assuming someone will actually hear me out after the first sentence… anyway, let me know what YOU think of my most wonderful of theories in your review! Now without any other annoying delays, enjoy the story!!!

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"Vegeta! I knew it was you!! YOU PUNCTURED ALL THESE HOLES IN THE AIR DUCT, DIDN'T YOU!?!" yelled Bulma. Hearing this, Trunks and Goten looked at each other, eyes wide. Trunks then whispered, "oh man! That would've been US if we didn't escape"
"uh huh!" Seeing the two demi saiya-jins whispering, Chi Chi became suspicious…

'what are those two whispering about, and why are they WHISPERING?! Huh. Goten has a ton of gum in his mouth. I bet it was them in the air duct, not Vegeta' she thought to herself

"uh oh! Your mom's looking over here, Goten!"
"Do ou ink she knos?"
"I don't know, but keep quiet!" They then smiled a very big, and suspicious smile.

'They're up to something…' Chi Chi thought to herself.

"What?! I didn't-" Vegeta started.

"And then you tried to seal it up with BUBBLEGUM?!?! That would NEVER work in a MILLION YEARS!! I-"

"WHAT GUM??" Vegeta managed to get out before Bulma began to yell again.

"Honestly! You didn't even TRY to cover up the fact that you used gum!- it's stuck ALL OVER YOUR SHIRT!!"
"What?! I-" Vegeta said, just noticing it.

"DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT'S GOING TO BE TO GET THAT OUT?! IT'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE WASH THOUSANDS OF TIMES! WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO WASH IT FOR YOU, YOU'LL HAVE TO DO IT YOURSELF!-"
"WILL YOU STOP RANTING FOR ONE MINUTE, ONNA!! I DIDN'T USE ANY GUM!!!"

"AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING! I HAVE A NAME- huh?? You didn't? Well then, HOW did it get up there, and onto YOUR clothes?" Bulma turned to the crowd, you shrunk back, hoping not to get yelled at as well. However Bulma asked, "Did anyone ELSE go into the air ducts, puncture holes in it, then try to cover them up with GUM??" Everyone shook their heads, everyone including Trunks and Goten. Chi Chi, however, saw right through them. Probably because they were snickering…

"Goten, why do you have so much gum in your mouth?"

"erm… ecause I um…"
"he –er… was hungury, and uh…" Trunks started
"ere's no aferteria ere!"
"What?"
"He's got some much gum in his mouth because he was hungry and there's no cafeteria here"
"Why didn't two come get me? We could've gone to a restaurant"

"We didn't want to um, interrupt up your search for orange pants" Goten and Trunks nodded their heads enthusiastically to try and back the response. Seeing the nodding heads of the demi sayia- jins, Bulma said, "You two went into the air duct!?!"

"huh?! Ow'd ou no-" started Goten, but was soon punched by Trunks to silence him.
"What was that, Goten? I couldn't understand you"

"I aid-"

"Goten! Goten said that we weren't in the air ducts, Mom" covered Trunks.

"Then why were you nodding your heads, and what on earth does Goten have in his mouth?!"

"We were nodding our heads to Goten's mom's question and Goten has-"

Before Trunks could finish, there was a very LOUD laugh, and taking advantage of this oportunity, the chibi sayia- jins ran for it.

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The laugh was Gohan's when Goku said, upon finding a action figure of Wolverene from X- Men, that he and Vegeta would get along.

"HAHAHAHA!! How do you figure that, Dad? Wolverene is a lot cooler than Vegeta if you ask me."

"Well, they're both short, have a short temper, and don't like people"

"hmm… you may have a point there. Oh! Did you hear that there is going to be a Star Trek convention this Friday through Sunday"
"Really?! That's awesome, Gohan! Are you going to dress up as one of the characters?"

"Well, I guess I never really thought about it, but I think I will. I don't want to make the same mistake as I did for the Star Wars convention I went to last year"
"What was that?"
"I was pretty much the only person that didn't have a costume. I brought it with me, but I figured that no one else would be wearing one so I left it in the car."
"Oh… you didn't fly?"
"Too many people. Anyway, do you think there would be one here? I grew out of my other one"
"well, they do mangas, action figures, and a bunch of other things that shouldn't be sold here, why not a Star Fleet uniform?!"

"'k. Hey, I wonder what was up with all that yelling?"

"I don't know, but it's gone now"

"yeah… Hey is that one over there!?!"
"yeah I think so"
"Why is it that it's easier to find a costume than it is to find orange pants?"

"It must have something to do with the authoress getting tired of writing about characters searching for something…"
"True. Trying to find orange pants was on the verge of getting boring."

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A/N: I know it was short, but I don't feel like writing anymore…