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It was a lovely day in Bikini Bottom. Sponge Bob was at work in the Krusty Krab. Suddenly a group of strange looking creatures entered the room. The frightened little sponge started to run around frantically. Their leader approached Mr. Crabs. "Hello, we are aliens from the planet transsexual."
Mr. Crabs gasped in horror. He knew by their crazy clothing and makeup that they were abnormal, but aliens? The aliens all looked around the vile building that they were standing in. What kind of organisms were these? Then, suddenly, a brightly colored, yellow, sponge-like creature approached them. "Hello, I am Sponge Bob. Welcome to Bikini Bottom do you need a place to stay? Why don't you come home with me." The Aliens smiled at the feeble minded little sponge and agreed. They explained to the little sponge that they had been shrunk and thrown into the sea. The sponge blinked with a dazed look in his large eyes. The leader quickly realized that the sponge was not the sort of intelligent life that he and his fellowship were looking to conquer. But they followed him home anyway.
When the little sponge showed them his home, they were amazed to see a pineapple sitting in the sand. This creature just got stranger and stranger. They followed the sponge into the fruit and began their purpose.
The next mourning Sponge Bob exited the house with his new friends. He was wearing black eye liner and his clothing attire had also been altered. He was now wearing black, leather corset and a garter belt with fishnet stockings and red stiletto heels. People ran with horror as he and his comrades approached the Krusty Krab. Mr. Crabs screamed and threw Sponge Bob back into the kitchen.
"What are ye doin' Sponge Bob. Yer chasin' me money away."
"Oh, Mr. Crabs I just want to feel dirty."
"Well, you best be startin' to feel clean before I fire you."
"No, Mr. Crabs, No." Sponge Bob was on his knees begging and weeping. He looked up at Mr. Crabs with brimming eyes. "You wouldn't really fire me, would ya?"
"I will if ye don't get rid of those dirty friends of yers. Now go home and put on some werk clothes, me boy." Sponge Bob walked out sadly, followed by his pack of animal friends. HE turned to them and said, "Mr. Crabs said I can't be your friend anymore." The aliens laughed at their feeble minded companion. They had found the perfect experiment. "Please come to transsexual with us." The tiny sponges eyes lit up. He, of course, agreed and they turned his pineapple into a spaceship and the group climbed in. They began singing about Transsexual as the ship lifted off and Sponge Bob put his eyeliner back on.