This is the new beginning theme to MX, no rights given or implied. However,
you must hum the theme tune along with the new words. Don't be embarrassed
everyone else is doing it! I will not be making a big story of this one; I
was just messing around at work and I will be the first to admit this is
FLAT out stupid! Unfortunately, Stupid is my middle name.
Music Starts .
Hi, I am ex porno star Adam Kane. I used some nerd at college's urine to pass a drug test and scored a job at the G.S.A. working for my government doing genetic research. I was on top of the world with my three-figure salary and condo. One night passing the bong to Mason Eckhart, we accidentally screwed up the DNA make-up of several human embryos. At the time we were stoned and thought it was one big joke, till I ate two big bags of potato chips at lunch and thought about it.
I am a born leader. I now consider myself a warrior, a trooper, a saint, and God.
I refuse to take responsibility for these genetic freaks. However, I am considered the smartest man alive and I will do what I can to help these poor victims.
I have assembled four of the strongest, scratch that one, four of the stupidest mutants I could find to help me out in this fight of good and evil. Together we are Mutant X.
Adam is smiling evilly into the camera with long hair and a tie-dye bong. His stats are flashing at the bottom of the screen.
Name: Adam Kane Powers: Power to attract stupid people through lies and corruption Nickname (s): Stoner, Idiot, Moran, Loser, Scum Bag, Pervert, Creep, and Dirty Old Man Age: 68 Height: 5'11" Weight: 190 LBS Hobbies: Fooling everyone with his falsified intelligence, making private home videos. Favorite Food: We won't go there
Shalimar Fox was the first mutant I picked for my team. I picked her cause she was the first female to ever give me a **** job. I felt her cunning feral animal instinct combined with her quick speed and great set of tits made her a valuable asset for my team.
Shalimar's bio is flashing across the bottom of the screen as she does a few swift kicks at the camera, bends over in a skirt, and licks her lips and bats her eyes at the camera motioning with her hands to come a little closer. The cameraman thinks she is doing this for him and he zooms in.
Name: Shalimar Fox Powers: Feral: fast, strong, easy Nickname (s): Blondie, Dumb Broad, Skank, Slut, Ho, Tramp, Boyfriend Stealer Age: 42 Height: 5'9" Weight: UNKNOWN (Estimation anywhere from 0-250 LBS) Hobbies: XXX Favorite Food: Tuna, Pounce, and Bloody-Raw Meat
My second choice for my team was Emma de Lauro. I picked her cause she was so beautiful, young, and full of life. I figured her sweet heart and pure innocence would balance out Shalimar's wild behavior.
Emma's bio is flashing across the bottom of the screen as she blows a kiss into the camera and sends a psyonic blast at the cameraman knocking the camera on the floor showing only her huge man-like feet and her poor taste in shoes.
Name: Emma de Lauro Powers: Mind Manipulation, Reading Thoughts Nickname (s): Miss Priss, Tease, Do-Gooder, and Miss Goodie-Two-Shoes Age: 16 Height: 5'10" Weight: 83 LBS Hobbies: Sending dates through hoops and kissing her ass Favorite Food: Super-Sized Whopper Value Meal, extra mayo and a diet coke
(WHAT ABOUT JESSE?)
Hi, it is me again, ex-porno star Adam Kane and I screwed up. God makes mistakes too. I am high right now; Jesse was the second mutant I picked for my team. I picked Jesse because originally I thought he was a girl, but later I was informed Jesse is a female or male name. I discovered he was a sweet young man, a little sheltered from the real world but after a few hits from my bong he settled right in and lightened up.
Jesse's bio is flashing across the bottom of the screen as he smiles all gay holding a sign up that says "I did it Mom I am on TV" and a t-shirt that says "I heart my mother".
Name: Jesse Kilmartin Powers: Invisibility, Rock Solid Masing Nickname (s): Bo Duke, Good Old' Boy, Blue Eyes, The Big V, & Virgin Boy Age: 24 Height: 5' 11" Weight: 160 LBS Hobbies: Surfing the Net, Eating, Reading the Bible, Talking to his mom on the phone Favorite Food: Mother's Home Cooking, Pizza, than everything else
Hi, I am Adam Kane again, and I can't remember my forth team member. Oh yes, Brennan Mulwray. I picked Brennan only because Emma wined about it. He stole all my lady fans away. Not that I ever had any. I found Brennan to be a little cocky, street-smart, and on edge. Shortly after he showed up at sanctuary everyone else's personal belongs starting to disappear. That is when I realized a made a mistake, but it was too late.
Brennan's bio is flashing across the bottom of the screen as he throws out some sparks at the cameraman and pickpockets him.
Name: Brennan Mulwray Powers: Generates Electricity Nickname (s): Wiseguy, Smart Ass, Stud Muffin, Thief, Jerk, Jerky Age: 28 Height: 7' 12" Weight: 480 LBS Hobbies: Staring in the mirror, lifting weights, lifting cars, jewelry, and wallets, & robbing banks Favorite Food: Prison & Jail Food
Together we will stop at nothing to help save other mutants from my unintelligent inaccuracies. If I have not said this already, I am ex porno star Adam Kane and this is Mutant X and we will Live On.
Music Starts .
Hi, I am ex porno star Adam Kane. I used some nerd at college's urine to pass a drug test and scored a job at the G.S.A. working for my government doing genetic research. I was on top of the world with my three-figure salary and condo. One night passing the bong to Mason Eckhart, we accidentally screwed up the DNA make-up of several human embryos. At the time we were stoned and thought it was one big joke, till I ate two big bags of potato chips at lunch and thought about it.
I am a born leader. I now consider myself a warrior, a trooper, a saint, and God.
I refuse to take responsibility for these genetic freaks. However, I am considered the smartest man alive and I will do what I can to help these poor victims.
I have assembled four of the strongest, scratch that one, four of the stupidest mutants I could find to help me out in this fight of good and evil. Together we are Mutant X.
Adam is smiling evilly into the camera with long hair and a tie-dye bong. His stats are flashing at the bottom of the screen.
Name: Adam Kane Powers: Power to attract stupid people through lies and corruption Nickname (s): Stoner, Idiot, Moran, Loser, Scum Bag, Pervert, Creep, and Dirty Old Man Age: 68 Height: 5'11" Weight: 190 LBS Hobbies: Fooling everyone with his falsified intelligence, making private home videos. Favorite Food: We won't go there
Shalimar Fox was the first mutant I picked for my team. I picked her cause she was the first female to ever give me a **** job. I felt her cunning feral animal instinct combined with her quick speed and great set of tits made her a valuable asset for my team.
Shalimar's bio is flashing across the bottom of the screen as she does a few swift kicks at the camera, bends over in a skirt, and licks her lips and bats her eyes at the camera motioning with her hands to come a little closer. The cameraman thinks she is doing this for him and he zooms in.
Name: Shalimar Fox Powers: Feral: fast, strong, easy Nickname (s): Blondie, Dumb Broad, Skank, Slut, Ho, Tramp, Boyfriend Stealer Age: 42 Height: 5'9" Weight: UNKNOWN (Estimation anywhere from 0-250 LBS) Hobbies: XXX Favorite Food: Tuna, Pounce, and Bloody-Raw Meat
My second choice for my team was Emma de Lauro. I picked her cause she was so beautiful, young, and full of life. I figured her sweet heart and pure innocence would balance out Shalimar's wild behavior.
Emma's bio is flashing across the bottom of the screen as she blows a kiss into the camera and sends a psyonic blast at the cameraman knocking the camera on the floor showing only her huge man-like feet and her poor taste in shoes.
Name: Emma de Lauro Powers: Mind Manipulation, Reading Thoughts Nickname (s): Miss Priss, Tease, Do-Gooder, and Miss Goodie-Two-Shoes Age: 16 Height: 5'10" Weight: 83 LBS Hobbies: Sending dates through hoops and kissing her ass Favorite Food: Super-Sized Whopper Value Meal, extra mayo and a diet coke
(WHAT ABOUT JESSE?)
Hi, it is me again, ex-porno star Adam Kane and I screwed up. God makes mistakes too. I am high right now; Jesse was the second mutant I picked for my team. I picked Jesse because originally I thought he was a girl, but later I was informed Jesse is a female or male name. I discovered he was a sweet young man, a little sheltered from the real world but after a few hits from my bong he settled right in and lightened up.
Jesse's bio is flashing across the bottom of the screen as he smiles all gay holding a sign up that says "I did it Mom I am on TV" and a t-shirt that says "I heart my mother".
Name: Jesse Kilmartin Powers: Invisibility, Rock Solid Masing Nickname (s): Bo Duke, Good Old' Boy, Blue Eyes, The Big V, & Virgin Boy Age: 24 Height: 5' 11" Weight: 160 LBS Hobbies: Surfing the Net, Eating, Reading the Bible, Talking to his mom on the phone Favorite Food: Mother's Home Cooking, Pizza, than everything else
Hi, I am Adam Kane again, and I can't remember my forth team member. Oh yes, Brennan Mulwray. I picked Brennan only because Emma wined about it. He stole all my lady fans away. Not that I ever had any. I found Brennan to be a little cocky, street-smart, and on edge. Shortly after he showed up at sanctuary everyone else's personal belongs starting to disappear. That is when I realized a made a mistake, but it was too late.
Brennan's bio is flashing across the bottom of the screen as he throws out some sparks at the cameraman and pickpockets him.
Name: Brennan Mulwray Powers: Generates Electricity Nickname (s): Wiseguy, Smart Ass, Stud Muffin, Thief, Jerk, Jerky Age: 28 Height: 7' 12" Weight: 480 LBS Hobbies: Staring in the mirror, lifting weights, lifting cars, jewelry, and wallets, & robbing banks Favorite Food: Prison & Jail Food
Together we will stop at nothing to help save other mutants from my unintelligent inaccuracies. If I have not said this already, I am ex porno star Adam Kane and this is Mutant X and we will Live On.