Xenocaster; You think I wrote them well???........ AHHHHHHHH! * throws herself at you* *Glomp!* although I doubt they'll stay that way, I mean, how the hell can I get an in character Sanzo to sing the goblin song? Aspara; you see none of them have jump him yet due to the small obstacle in the form of the titanium alloy boxers Sanzo put on Goku, only the monks got the key Kimie; ........................................................ * snif* ............... I know. Your right. Joce; I'd love to! I really would but the precuel to this story was like this so I can't change it, but there will be huge hints on it through out the fic, and, no I'm not a racoon I'm actually a large black crow. Joey; Here take this Large Pointy Object and use it to knock some sense into her. Chris : Your the only one whose mentioned that and I'll let this on to you only.. Yes! he is!!!!! not in this chapter though ( its gonna be a surprise ^ __ ^) Gallactica; Glad you thought so! ^ ^ NigHtEyeZ; You really think so!???? * blushes * Mi; hello!!!! Yep ! finally I took my time about it didn't I? Jashuang; It had to be the white, Goku's supposed to be innocent! ( take note on the "supposed" ) Saiyuki-gal; Ahhh! I love your fics! It's just I'm a lasy bitch so thats why I don't review most times, but all your stories are great! keep it up!
Thank you every one! This chapter has been delayed due to end of term exams ( which I have failed completely) which is why I'm depressed, which is mainly why this isn't as funny as it could be
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Sanzo slowly twirled one of Goku's ear-tails between his fingers, discreetly planting kisses on the younger male's neck and marvelling at the fact that he could get away with this without the saru even noticing. Leaning forward he prepared to push the saru down and have his way with him But.
"Ne, ...Sanzo..."
Frowning heavily and resisting the urge to growl, the monk lifted an eyebrow to indicate that his baka could carry on
" Monks are celibate, aren't they?"
If landscapes could shatter this one would. Silence filled the sky, the world waited, time stopped.
"BAKA!!"
" No! Sanzo wait!, He's just not thinking straight!"
" Happy, Happy anniversary!"
"Would you like a cup of tea?"
"BAKASSSSS!!!!"
The jeep had been stopped, the field Harkuryuu was now in was large, filled with spring time flowers. There was a wood surrounding it on two sides. Happily the small dragon flew from corner to corner taking the opportunity to stretch it's wings.
The decision to stop the jeep had been taken so people could stretch their legs, so Sanzo could get away from said people to take some aspirin and so Hakkai could try it on with Gojyo... Shock horror, the kappa hadn't caught on!
Oh my God what's the world coming to!!? The Kappa had instead favoured Goku's suggestion.
" OH! Look, Gojyo! The white rabbit's gonna be late! lets help him find the hole!"
At this Gojyo had leapt up, grabbed the white bunny and ran off looking for a watch.
By now Sanzo's eyebrow seemed to be attempting to run away, off his face. Seeing that the aspirin wasn't going to work, he opted for the last resort and began looking for a nice tree to smash his head against.
By now the two buffoons known as Goku and Gojyo had forgotten about finding the rabbit hole, instead Goku broke it's neck whilst screaming something about the need to eliminate the biker bunnies from Mars and they then decided to play rugby with it.
Hakkai having been ignored by his darling kappa began dejectedly, although his smile was still in place, looking for something to eat. It was this that landed him two minutes later, nicking a sandwich cart off some poor, unfortunate, nameless man. Hauling it under one of the trees he started eating. Harkuryuu settled down beside his master, who offered him some of his Superchicken sandwich. Hakkai then turned to watch the saru play rugby as Gojyo cheered him on
// Humm... Gojyo looks damn good in that cheer leading skirt//
"Go Goku, Go Goku, GO, GO!"
"touchdown!!"
The two youkai began a ridiculously extravagant tango down the middle of the field in celebration.
Loud crashing noises were suddenly emitted from the surrounding woods, there was a loud cry, a whimper and some girlie struggling sounds . Suddenly Daisy burst into the clearing
" MY LOVE!!! My darling monk!"
" Holy Shit!!!"
" Damn you, you pervert!! didn't I whip your arse hard enough last time!??" This, surprisingly, came from Hakkai. Sanzo, upon seeing that his wonderful baka was more interested in showing the kappa how to skip, unloaded his gun upon the old prat, unfortunately for him P.O.G.O man's trained flab merely absorbed the bullets. Cooing ridiculously P.O.G.O man said
" Weren't you wondering what was wrong with your team mates?"
Daisy gestured towards the two cart wheeling youkai .
" I can tell you what's wrong with them... if..."
"F*** off!"
" well thats not a nice thing to say to your fiancé"
Daisy pouted, completely ignoring the fact that Sanzo was reloading his gun, however Goku chose that very instant to say, in a proud and happy voice.
" oo, look Gojyo.. flowers"
"ooo"
And Sanzo began to fire, which sent P.O.G.O man screaming
" If you don't listen to me your lovers will become completely insane, all thanks too my dastardly wicked plan"
" Wait a second! you mean their going insane? So, basically,.... it your fault Gojyo refused me!!!!
As the saying goes " Hell has no wrath as a horny Hakkai turned down
" AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGG"
" Bitch fight!!"
Whipping out the previously used cheer leading costume, and Goku with one to match, the two, soon to be insane youkai began cheering Haakai on as said youkai proceeded to execute a complicated manoeuvre which would impede Daisy from having children ( Ahhh! what an awful thought! O_O) or, indeed, complete any other bodily function , Sanzo was happy watching Goku's legs
//Mmmmmm, haven't seen those in a while //
// What? you where seeing them marching up and down yesterday!//
// Yeah, and that's far too bloody long by my standards//
//Hentai//
//Yes, we are//
Trying to escape from the weirdo intent on pulling his limbs off, Daisy headed towards the cheer leaders, and squealed
" Squeal "
" it's, it's... MY ANGEL!!!!!"
"AAiiiiiiiii!!"
Opening his arms wide, he ran for his darling. This movement received Sanzo's immediate attention. There was no way that fat old man was going to touch his Goku, but, of course, he'd never publicly show that he was jealous, so he now had to find a plausible excuse to why he'd protected Goku. It was difficult. However he was saved from this task
" Quick Gojyo! Lets fusionate!!" ( seen Dragon Ball Z? you've seen this then)
"Right"
And the two youkai began the ancient fusion dance. They stretched out their arms, Goku to the right, Gojyo to the left, keeping their arms stiff they passed them over their heads whilst chanting
" Fuuuuuuu..
They jolted them back to the original position lifting a leg at the same time
" sion!.
they joined forefingers
" Ya!!!" (1)
Nothing happened
" Bollocks! "
Goku barrelled over as the large amount of fat that was Daisy hit him
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Yeah I know, not as funny as the other one, I'm sorry. I'm depressed, so it's difficult.
(1) I don't know what they say in the English dub cos I've only seen the Spanish one so, yeah, this is in Spanish, translation; basically " Fusion! now!
What will Sanzo do to Daisy??? What does Daisy want, apart from having his wicked way with the blonde monk? What will happen to Goku and Gojyo? and what the hall is up with Hakkai
Don't lose faith in me, this will get better! Review!