Aspara: Thank you for having faith, that's right, all of you; have faith in me, put you hope in the psychopath's hands .. um, I mean .. the nice author's hands ehehehe Mei neko; * throws herself at you * Waahhhh that's sooooo nice of you! black luna; Damn! a plot?! Umm, Ahhh, weeell ... maybe not a plot as in the writers sense of a plot... but there's one somewhere... I hope chris; Ahhhhhhhh! how can you say that!? you know it's true. Shut up Martin!.. I'm gonna sulk now CTFA and Vince; Yey! huggles! I love reciving them!!! But I'm not really Spanish.. I'm a hybrid, Half Brit, half daygo, Used to live in England, now live in Spain, but Damn..... my level of English hasn't advanced since I was ten... it sux Your Spanish is good though! ^__________^ what nationality are you? Genkaku Ahhh! Mi!! * Glomps back* I love getting glomps too! ^ ^ Only 500 hundred? damn it was supposed to do more, that's the only reason people like the fic, the more you read, the more you lose, the more you lose, the funnier it gets! and also the more you lose the easier you are to control and there for boosts my plans of world domination, George Bush eat your heart out! Actually Shikuo Yamitsuki is going to do the dominating, but I'm allowed to take part Hah! Night EyeZ; OH SQUEEEEEEE! joy! snif snif you made me so happy I'm gonna cry. I get these ideas from Wargod who has actually turned out to be my subconscious, Confused? .. yeah, me too Jashuang; Damn all right I admit it black would have been better but not only would the Sanzo-ikkou have died from blood loss I would've too! How can I make you forgive such a disgusting error on my part?...... how about.... let's say ... Hakkai in a dress and we're quits? ^ ^
Okay last chapter I forgot the disclaimer, and as I was still me last time I looked that means that I would be pissed enough to go and change that soo, I'll put it here
Disclaimer for chap 2 : No, Saiyuki is not mine,
Disclaimer for this chap:........... nope, Saiyuki's still not mine.
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Winding lanes and narrow streets had lead the Sanzo-ikkuo to the hospital, there were two reasons for this; one being that Sanzo wanted to cure Goku of his insanity and another being that Hakkai wanted to find out what the hell was wrong with him. He was tired of throwing up all the time.
Of course, we left off earlier. Well, upon seeing a fat lump of lard glomping his beloved playmate, Sanzo had thrown a girlie fit which caused Daisy to end up with a fan down his throat, a sandal up his arse and the words " Tinky-Winky stinks" written on his stomach. He was then placed in front of a convent.
Once this had been done, and Sanzo had purchased another fan ( and another sandal), they headed to the hospital for reasons already mentioned.
" Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, Sanzoooooooooooooooooooooooo...."
"What!?"
" Nothing ! I just like the way it sounds"
Wack
This attack was responded by loud giggling, which worried Sanzo even more
" Step on it, Hakkai, step on it"
" Step on what?"
// Arrg!// screamed martin ( remember martin? aka; the rational part of Sanzo's mind)
// Oh, Arrg, arrg, arrrg!!!// screamed he
The real Sanzo however merely stared at Hakkai in a fashion that stated quite clearly; the answer is obvious, you dumarse. And so Hakkai accelerated.
Finally entering the hospital after far too many rounds of Goku and Gojyo singing perverse songs, Hakkai skipped away to find a doctor whilst Sanzo tried his best to keep the saru still so the psychiatrist could examine him, Gojyo kept the conversation running, whilst plaiting one of the eartails Goku had grown whilst in cat form.
" I bet you don't know what I'm thinking kappa"
" I bet I do"
" No you don't. Go on try and guess"
" You were thinking 'if I get stranded in a forest, could I eat my shoes'"
" No, I wasn't and you can't"
" Ok then, you were thinking 'if I needed to, could I turn my staff in to a biro'"
" Damn!"
The psychiatrist glanced up at the two youkai and went back to his furious note taking, he wasn't actually taking notes, he was doodling in the corner of the page but, hey, it make him look like he was actually interested in his job. Meanwhile in another corner of the very same hospital, Ima cradled the beaten body of his best friend.
" Don't worry bunny, there going to extract the sandal now"
" I don't mind the sandal, just please take this awful sentence off my stomach."
" But what about the sandal?"
" 'Twas a gift from my love, I shall treasure it for ever, and .... it feels so nice.. mmmmmm" ( shudder)
" Don't worry my dear flower, we'll get the nuns that beat you up.. unfeeling bitches"
" mmmmmmmmm.. straw sandal"
In yet another corner of the same hospital, yes this hospital has 4 corners so we still have this one and another one left. Well in this corner, all was quiet, the patients slept, waiting for their destined moment to come. Yes, all was at peace.
" Sacred and most heavenly shit!!!! "
" Well, that's certainly a more colourful way of putting it"
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Sanzo was facing the young doctor, daring him to speak, the psychiatrist shifted nervously and glanced back at the two slightly unstable youkais that were currently rolling round on the floor together ( ^ ^ you may take this as dirtily as you wish, Sanzo's not watching)
" So, Goku's insane right?"
Relived that he didn't have to break the news himself, the doctor nodded fervently.
" Yes. He's definitely bonkers "
" HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY SARU!!!!" " YOU DIE!!!!"
Gun shots were heard throughout the hospital. Hakkai looked up from were he was trying to revive the doctor that had attended him, and decided it was time to go.
After successfully piling two maniacs and a now official psychopath ( the doctor awarded Sanzo with the title after being attacked by him) into the jeep, Hakkai drove off rubbing his stomach and humming happily. Realising that they weren't in the hospital anymore Gojyo began to sing, it was a nice song that Sanzo could join in with too. The two maniacs had accepted the blonde as one of their own after the shooting session.( if you like dogs, don't read this)
" Tie my dog to the rail road track.."
" Choo, choo train's gonna break his back.."
" We used to call him Spot"
" Yeah, but now his called Splat..."
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" Sanzoooo! you wrecked the song!!!"
" Yeah, well!"
The jeep screeched to a halt. Gojyo and Goku immediately jumped out and began their very own leg less marathon. Sanzo ran after Goku to stop the kappa from even thinking about what every one else was thinking about ( screw the saru, screw the saru.. )And Hakkai had an announcement to make.
" Um Guys..."
Surprisingly this got everyone's attention. Hakkai grinned and lifted up his shirt
" I'm pregnant!"
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A loud flumping noise came from Sanzo as he fell to the floor, a quivering lump. Goku, even though mad was still, as I have said before, very intelligent and remembered to keep up his mask of stupidity,( even though it wouldn't matter if he didn't, they think his mad anyway )To do so he didn't question the 'HOW!???' the 'WHAT!????' the 'when?' and the 'why?' or even the ' what's pregnant?' no, instead he began flitting around Hakkai making happy noises. As happiness is contagious and the kappa didn't hear what Hakkai said and he's mad anyway, Gojyo began running around behind the main group pretending he was an aeroplane. Sanzo whimpered
" WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN; PREGNANT!!!???????????"
"Snif snif... you know Sanzo, you shouldn't, like, snif, shout at me man, snif.. it really brings me down" sobbed Hakkai
" AHHHRRRRGGGG!!!!!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!!! " Said Sanzo
" Yeah, the doctor screamed pretty much the same before falling unconscious, although, he added some nice adjectives"
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Hah! Was that funnier?!
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I love Dragon Ball fan fiction! It got me laughing again! yeah!!!!! Thanks to all of the authors that write about Vegeta getting with Goku! Ahahaaaahhahaahaaha! especially to Chuquita ! Veggietine day... oh my God ! ahahaahahaaha!!! And a huge hug to all of the authors that have written all of those new Haru/Kyou fics They made me even happier! and, actually, thanks to all the authors for writing the fics that are posted here or indeed anywhere else!!!
... and now I'm going to wash my hair.