Anime Hyena: Thanks! I probably wouldn't have posted this if you hadn't talked to me!Tazzmania Tyger: Umm Saiyuki is nothing like this, everyone's really ooc in this! Mi: MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!! * Glomps and huggles* Darlin' beawie Mi! I'm afraid that I think like this manly cos i'm insane, i'm soo glad someone likes my insanity! I was beginning to get worried! and your lucky because my product " Become a psycho like me!" will soon be released in to your local supermarket! Dark Hunter; It was a triangle!! nah! it was supposed to be a square... did I count right.. probably not , And just as a helping hand, to get rid of old people, buy a very large dog .. or hire pogo man Jushuang; Aww your sooo cute * Glompies * Gallactica* Crys from happiness* You laugh ! you like! Kimie; Wai! I thought it was obvious who the father was... me! Ahahahaaha! And Kimie, let the hentai in you talk! do not repress the hentai Aspara; heres the chapter lets see if it clear anything up.. I doubt it tho Christina: Quick! let go of pogo man now! I dont know what reaction close contact with him could cause! Here glomp Goku!Chris; ah, well, good question, but the question that's really gonna bake your cookie is; do you want them to be cured? Joce Here use this valium i've just nicked off my Grandma, .. mmmmmm cake......

Disclaimer; No, Saiyuki is not mine, though it will be mine someday, sometime, and for the rest of our lives. Muahahahahaha! hahahahahahaaha! Ahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahha!!!

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Headaches were probably the worst enemy of Genjo Sanzo, they always had been, they always would be, but never before had he experienced such pain and uncomfort as he was feeling now due to this headache. It seemed to be a hybrid between his saru induced headache, his kappa head pains and general stress ... with the added Hakkai shock

// please kill me now//

" ok Hakkai, fine! You're pregnant! I can believe that. Would you mind telling me how the hell it happened!?"

// Yeah! then I can use it on the saru//

// nonononononononononono, I didn't just think that//

// nah, course you didn't//

Sanzo watched as, the normally human skin coloured Hakkai changed into varying shades of pink and red

" Sanzo! I, ah... uf..humf I, I don't think I should tell you that!"

" ...........? "

At moments like these Sanzo tends to need time to mentally process information, don't worry boys and girls! He'll get there in the end.

"....... I DIDN'T MEAN THAT! I HAVE NEITHER THE WANT OR THE NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU AND THE KAPPA DO AT NIGHT OR INDEED ANY OTHER TIME!!!!! I merely wanted to know if you knew how it was that, you, a man, became pregnant"

" I don't know jack"

" Yes, you've established that marvellously. OK, how about when?"

" Well, I think it was maybe, possibly, probably round about the time of our.... y'know... 'cat incident'"

Sanzo flinched at the memories

// Hahhh, but we got to see Goku in a dress//

// We still can. All we have to do is ask//

//Hah! like he's sane enough to understand what your saying//

// I don't like you // martin checks his list of mental entities // You aren't accounted for, who the hell are you!?//

// I'm taking over from Sanzo's conscience, he's on strike//

// Again!?//

" Sanzo I still don't understand why me being pregnant immediately means I must wear a dress"

" Because, Hakkai, we will need to get you to a doctor, and, as I have said before; men don't get pregnant, therefore you must be a woman! Hence the dress"

" All right! there's no need to get all shirty"

" Good!"

" But why did it have to be a flowery sun dress!?"

" Because it's the only dress that baka kappa of yours managed to pick!"

Sanzo pointed furiously at Gojyo who limited himself to looking innocent and batting his eyelashes, Hakkai instantly cooed lovingly. The dress wasn't all that bad, not if his kappa chose it. The green eyed semi youkai held the dress down as the wind tossed it around, it's thin, thread like straps didn't help at all to warm his arms which is why he also had a short denim jacket. He tossed it on and waited for Sanzo's scream

" Right, Kappa! get the saru. We're off "

Gojyo answered with a high pitched giggle that was mirrored by another giggle of the same kind but emitted from a tree 3 meters away, this made the kappa laugh once again, with in turn caused Goku to giggle again, which once more caused Gojyo to laugh and so forth.

" Get Goku, you freaky dumarse!"

Looking as offended as you can look whilst grinning insanely, the kappa set off to get the aforementioned saru.

" Oi saru! Get your arse down here or I'll start singing ' The yellow submarine'"

Meanwhile Sanzo's mind screamed in agony

// I can't stand this any more!!!! It's driving me insane!!!//

// Yes, it's the lack of sex//

" Baka get down from there!!"

" la lala la la lala"

// No! This madness! I can't take it!//

" I'm warning you!"

// Okay then, how about we become completely ignorant of it all by running away from reality as we have been shown by many anime characters before us, most importantly, the great Shinji-sama//

" WAAAII!!"

"Don't make me do it"

// And how do we do that then?//

//Fall unconscious//

// Are you suggesting I faint!!??//

// Yes//

" Right that's it!"

//....... All right then//

Sanzo fell to the ground blissfully unaware of the horror and pain Gojyo was about to unleash upon the world

" In the town where I was born.... "

"...lived a man...

" AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

A shriek ripped through the air, Goku bolted down the tree at lighting speed, screaming

" Ahhhhh!"

He ran past Gojyo

" Ahhh! it's Trowa Barton!!!!"

This gained a squee from Gojyo, as the kappa realised who was next to the green eyed pilot.

"AHHHHHHH! And Heero!!"

Attracted by the overly girlie squeeing noises, Hakkai turned towards the source of the commotion convinced that he would find P.O.G.O man only to find that Heero, with the kappa still firmly gripping his arse, was poking the unconscious Sanzo with a stick whilst Trowa allowed the mini saru to glomp him. Pretty miffed with the abuse and sensing that someone or something was touching Goku the monk leaped up, did three somersaults, a back twist and landed safely on the ground.

" Wow, not even I could have done that"

Heero proceeded to kindly ask Sanzo to remove the copy write on the shooting stances.

" OI! You! Blondie! How dare you force me to shoot like a raving bender!!"

" You are a raving bender"

" Shi ne!!!!!!!"

Heero removed his gun and prepared his shooting stance, when, quite suddenly, the space time continuum in this anime world returned to its previous state. I.e. Heero and Trowa disappeared, returning to their real world where they proceeded to hunp like bunnies. Sighing loudly the Sanzo-ikkuo piled into the jeep, literally, in Goku and Gojyo's case. Hakkai started crying for no good reason and Sanzo pondered the wonders of suicide.

We went out on a date

It was late!

She had so many friends!

The Sanzo-ikkuo set off, an eerily familiar song echoing in their ears

I brought my pogo stick, just to show her tricks she had so many friends

Goku jumped up in his seat, scaring the shit out of Hakkai, pointed forwards and commenced singing with the kappa head banging at the pogo parts

" JUMP!"

" Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo"

" BOUNCE!"

" Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo"

" DOWN!"

" Pogo, pogo, pogo"

" UP!"

"Pogo, pogo, pogo"

"Jump, bounce, up, down!"

Now, as many know repeating the name of an evil entity is supposed to make said entity appear, for example: Speak of the devil and he shall come or recite bloody mary and she shall appear, well it seems that repeating 'pogo' 20 times whilst alternating it with the words; 'jump, bounce, up, down,' will make Daisy appear! And he did! Of course the Sanzo-ikkou didn't notice this until Hakkai had run over him, reversed over him, ran over him once more and reversed over him again, all the while crying his eyes out, so disgraced was he. Of course the remainders of the group were devastated when they found out and after peeling him off the road they decided to leave him to bleed to death in the ditch, they weren't counting on Ima appearing though, and appear he did.

and he spoke too, after readjusting his pink tutu with purple sequins that, for some obscure reason known only to them, matched P.O.G.O man's with disturbing perfection ( *shudder, shudder*)

" We have a proposition for you Only-part-of-the- Sanzo-ikkuo-which-is-still-sane and Heavily-pregnant-man-woman"

" Spit it out!!"

Fluffing up his chest hair and trying to ignore Goku and Gojyo who had began dancing an extremely touching version of Swan Lake, after peeling the dress off Daisy's lifeless body.

" Ah,... Yes! Sanzo! if you want your beloved golden eyed angel back to normal here is what you must do!"

The burly and sweaty landlord smiled sweetly in the monk's direction, only to find that Sanzo, due to lack of sex, abundance of madness and a saru in a skirt had attached himself to said saru's posterior and the Heavily-pregnant- man-woman was clutching his lower stomach and breathing heavily.

" You must agree to go on a date with Daisy"

Isn't it amazing what ten little words can do?

Silence reined. Then a howl, a blood curdling howl that froze the life in you, a howl that told of the great pain that had been unleashed, ripped through the air, echoing round the valley and reverberating against the mountains.

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A town in the middle of nowhere

John turned to his redhead wife

" What the Hell was that?!"

" I don't know John, it sounded like something that had just crawled out of hell... lets take the kids inside!"

" Aye, and lock the doors"

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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Taking advantage of the confusion CTFA Cristina runs past, and in a fluid and graceful movement manages to glomp and grope Goku. She then proceeds to grab Vince and scurry away. ( Ha! see!? told you, you should glomp Goku, And wasn't it a lot better than glomping pogo man?!)