I don't own them, all I want is one small but hopefully big body part off
Brennan. I tossed in observations from the past couple episodes. Within
These Walls I couldn't help but notice the words "Brennan was almost
killed" ten times, even though all he had was a minor cut to the arm. Also,
a splash of Hard Times and this is my first chapter ever without bagging
Shal! *What is wrong with me* Oh yeah, dirty details of Adam, *PRE-WARNING*
Jesse carried Emma out of the lab to the hallway. Emma had left her roller skates out in the open again and Jesse tripped over one of them sending Emma to the ground with a thud and a moan.
"Jesse OUCH my uterus remember? This better not effect my future child- bearing years with you!" cried Emma.
"I hope it does effect that, one spoiled, nagging, winning bitch is enough," mumbled Jesse.
Jesse had taken Emma to the hospital, and Shalimar stated she was too bloated to be seen in public. She told Adam she didn't have any clothes to hide the extra five pounds she gained and she wandered off to bed. It was up to Adam to bail Brennan out. But first he packed one more bong full...
In the lobby to the local jail..
Adam signed in and began to proceed through the jailhouse metal detectors.
BEEP BEEP BEEP
"What the hell" Adam said annoyed backing up.
"Sir I need you to remove anything metal" said the security guard.
Adam placed his keys and his metal figuring keep sack of Britney after the boob job and put them in a plastic bowl next to the metal detector before stepping back under it and setting it off again.
"DAMN IT" cursed Adam.
"Don't worry sir, I will use a hand metal detector to figure out the source of the problem. Relax, it is just a formality to prevent people from bringing in weapons to the prisoners."
The young officer began to scan Adam when it began to beep next to his jacket pocket.
"Sir please remove whatever is in your pocket".
Adam didn't think twice or at all. He was too busy humming "I want to get high....so high." He removed his pipe wrapped with a plastic baggie with drugs from his pocket.
"Sir, you are under arrest."
"Oh, this, I can explain. I am a scientist studying the effects of illegal drugs. I am using it on a professional level and you can take my word on that."
Out the cuffs came.
"Officer, you're making a BIG mistake. I am Adam Kane, ex-porno star turned Mutant X leader and you have no idea what you are doing to future mankind locking me up! I have come to save the world and rid it out evil humans and mutants. I am the only almighty God, your ruler and master and I order you to remove these cuffs!" Screamed Adam.
"I need some help over here, this one is really loaded," yelled the officer.
Later....
"Lucky you it is lunch time," the guard said after strip searching Adam and giving him his new jail wardrobe.
Adam found Brennan towards the back of the lunchroom sitting in a corner by himself. Adam found this odd since Brennan's buddies were all criminals. Brennan had to know somebody in here. Oh well, he was stoned and the smell of the food had his mouth watering. Adam loaded up his tray and sat down next to Brennan.
Brennan was very surprised to see Adam. He quickly filled Brennan in out the accidental mix up with the guard.
"Adam, we are on my turf now, you are going to have to play by my rules. The mission here is to not get into any fights till we make bail. Don't give anyone eye contact, avoid all fights, and never drop the soap in the shower. Got it?"
Adam nodded as he shoveled in his food. A small coach roach crawled out of Adam's mashed potatoes and he almost dropped his tray.
"Adam you lucky bastard. You going to eat him now or save him for a snack later?"
"You can have him!" Adam said disgusted as he watched Brennan snatch it from his tray and scarf it down.
"Oh another thing Adam, don't take food for granted!" Brennan said standing and walking away to put his dirty tray up.
The moment Brennan walked off a big bald tattooed biker walked up to Adam and ripped his tray from his hand taking Adam's food away. Adam started to dispute but remembered Brennan's words. He had the munchies so bad though.
"That is my tray give me my food back! Don't' you know who I am?" Adam wined.
"BIG MISTAKE sexy. You are going to pay later! And yes, I have seen a few of your B rated porn movies. You are a little too hairy for my type buy your sweaty red cheeks and determined and confidant facial expressions in your films has left me a good impression of you. You're my bitch now" The man said walking off.
Brennan was standing behind him and saw the whole thing. "Smooth Adam. You better watch your back now. That man is a fudge packer."
"What is a fudge packer Brennan?" Adam questioned.
"Fudge packer Adam, hello. He is a rapist. Next time you turn your back he will have you bent over and yelling I'm your bitch and you're the man!"
"WOW Brennan you never seize to amaze me. You are so street smart. How can you tell by just looking at him? Years of experience?"
"Yes Adam, I am street smart. Growing up tough like I did you pick up on stuff like that. Oh yeah, he also has a tattoo on his neck that says fudge packer." Brennan said.
Outside the jail, in the exercise yard....
Sure enough, the moment Brennan took his eyes off of Adam the fudge packer was in his face.
"Kane, you have a smile worth a thousand words. I promise you we will both enjoy this!" Johnny said stroking Adam's head.
Within seconds Brennan was at his teammates side, kicking the shit out of Johnny. Johnny managed to pull a knife out and when he swung it grazed Brennan's bicep. Not enough to draw blood, but it was enough to create a small visible scratch.
Brennan fell to the ground cuffing his bicep. "Ah" and "Oh" escaped his lips as he winced and began coughing hoarsely. He rolled on the ground trying to get up but there was too much pain radiating from the scratch.
"Run Adam, RUN and save yourself. I don't know if I am going to pull through!" Brennan yelled nobly clutching his arm again and coughing. Brennan's eyes filled with tears of pain and his unfocused eyes sent him into darkness as he blacked out.
Adam was in solitary now and he couldn't help wonder if Brennan was alive. He connected with Emma.
(Adam) "Emma you there?"
(Emma) "Yes Adam, how are you?"
(Adam) "I am okay, it is Brennan."
(Emma) "I know he is in trouble."
(Adam) "Is he still alive?"
(Emma) "Yes, he is in a lot of pain."
(Adam) "He was almost killed. It is all my fault."
(Emma) "Brennan doesn't blame you."
(Adam) "So, what are you wearing?"
(Emma) "Ahhhh Adam!"
(Adam) "I am in jail. Please give me mental thoughts so I can have an orgasm."
(Emma) "Adam Brennan almost died today and you want mental porn? Besides, I told you it was harmless till I hooked up with Jesse. I love him Adam. I won't cheat on him."
(Adam) "It is not cheating. When Brennan almost died today I thought about how fragile life is and how I take it for granted. I am 68 years old Em. Don't make the same mistakes as I did. You're 16 and young and full of beauty and sex appeal. I am God; I gave you your gift. I expect you to use them on demand or I will take them away."
(Emma) "You're scaring me!"
Emma disconnected with Adam to join Jesse who was by her side in the hospital room.
"So what did Adam say?" Inquired Jesse.
"Oh nothing, he wants me to have mental sex with him and Brennan almost died today."
"Is Bren going to by alright?" Jesse said jumping up. "I am going to break them out! No one fucks with my brother."
"Jesse, didn't you hear me? Adam wants me to have mental sex with him! I told him no! I am committed to you!"
Jesse was busy plotting the breakout already.
"JESSE!"
"Yeah, do whatever you want."
"We are in a committed relationship. I would never do that to you!"
(Jesse's thoughts) "Committed relationship? First I was bending her over fucking her like a whore, now I am stuck with her? She can read my mind. She knows I just wanted sex. What a crazy bitch. I need to get the hell out of here.
Jesse carried Emma out of the lab to the hallway. Emma had left her roller skates out in the open again and Jesse tripped over one of them sending Emma to the ground with a thud and a moan.
"Jesse OUCH my uterus remember? This better not effect my future child- bearing years with you!" cried Emma.
"I hope it does effect that, one spoiled, nagging, winning bitch is enough," mumbled Jesse.
Jesse had taken Emma to the hospital, and Shalimar stated she was too bloated to be seen in public. She told Adam she didn't have any clothes to hide the extra five pounds she gained and she wandered off to bed. It was up to Adam to bail Brennan out. But first he packed one more bong full...
In the lobby to the local jail..
Adam signed in and began to proceed through the jailhouse metal detectors.
BEEP BEEP BEEP
"What the hell" Adam said annoyed backing up.
"Sir I need you to remove anything metal" said the security guard.
Adam placed his keys and his metal figuring keep sack of Britney after the boob job and put them in a plastic bowl next to the metal detector before stepping back under it and setting it off again.
"DAMN IT" cursed Adam.
"Don't worry sir, I will use a hand metal detector to figure out the source of the problem. Relax, it is just a formality to prevent people from bringing in weapons to the prisoners."
The young officer began to scan Adam when it began to beep next to his jacket pocket.
"Sir please remove whatever is in your pocket".
Adam didn't think twice or at all. He was too busy humming "I want to get high....so high." He removed his pipe wrapped with a plastic baggie with drugs from his pocket.
"Sir, you are under arrest."
"Oh, this, I can explain. I am a scientist studying the effects of illegal drugs. I am using it on a professional level and you can take my word on that."
Out the cuffs came.
"Officer, you're making a BIG mistake. I am Adam Kane, ex-porno star turned Mutant X leader and you have no idea what you are doing to future mankind locking me up! I have come to save the world and rid it out evil humans and mutants. I am the only almighty God, your ruler and master and I order you to remove these cuffs!" Screamed Adam.
"I need some help over here, this one is really loaded," yelled the officer.
Later....
"Lucky you it is lunch time," the guard said after strip searching Adam and giving him his new jail wardrobe.
Adam found Brennan towards the back of the lunchroom sitting in a corner by himself. Adam found this odd since Brennan's buddies were all criminals. Brennan had to know somebody in here. Oh well, he was stoned and the smell of the food had his mouth watering. Adam loaded up his tray and sat down next to Brennan.
Brennan was very surprised to see Adam. He quickly filled Brennan in out the accidental mix up with the guard.
"Adam, we are on my turf now, you are going to have to play by my rules. The mission here is to not get into any fights till we make bail. Don't give anyone eye contact, avoid all fights, and never drop the soap in the shower. Got it?"
Adam nodded as he shoveled in his food. A small coach roach crawled out of Adam's mashed potatoes and he almost dropped his tray.
"Adam you lucky bastard. You going to eat him now or save him for a snack later?"
"You can have him!" Adam said disgusted as he watched Brennan snatch it from his tray and scarf it down.
"Oh another thing Adam, don't take food for granted!" Brennan said standing and walking away to put his dirty tray up.
The moment Brennan walked off a big bald tattooed biker walked up to Adam and ripped his tray from his hand taking Adam's food away. Adam started to dispute but remembered Brennan's words. He had the munchies so bad though.
"That is my tray give me my food back! Don't' you know who I am?" Adam wined.
"BIG MISTAKE sexy. You are going to pay later! And yes, I have seen a few of your B rated porn movies. You are a little too hairy for my type buy your sweaty red cheeks and determined and confidant facial expressions in your films has left me a good impression of you. You're my bitch now" The man said walking off.
Brennan was standing behind him and saw the whole thing. "Smooth Adam. You better watch your back now. That man is a fudge packer."
"What is a fudge packer Brennan?" Adam questioned.
"Fudge packer Adam, hello. He is a rapist. Next time you turn your back he will have you bent over and yelling I'm your bitch and you're the man!"
"WOW Brennan you never seize to amaze me. You are so street smart. How can you tell by just looking at him? Years of experience?"
"Yes Adam, I am street smart. Growing up tough like I did you pick up on stuff like that. Oh yeah, he also has a tattoo on his neck that says fudge packer." Brennan said.
Outside the jail, in the exercise yard....
Sure enough, the moment Brennan took his eyes off of Adam the fudge packer was in his face.
"Kane, you have a smile worth a thousand words. I promise you we will both enjoy this!" Johnny said stroking Adam's head.
Within seconds Brennan was at his teammates side, kicking the shit out of Johnny. Johnny managed to pull a knife out and when he swung it grazed Brennan's bicep. Not enough to draw blood, but it was enough to create a small visible scratch.
Brennan fell to the ground cuffing his bicep. "Ah" and "Oh" escaped his lips as he winced and began coughing hoarsely. He rolled on the ground trying to get up but there was too much pain radiating from the scratch.
"Run Adam, RUN and save yourself. I don't know if I am going to pull through!" Brennan yelled nobly clutching his arm again and coughing. Brennan's eyes filled with tears of pain and his unfocused eyes sent him into darkness as he blacked out.
Adam was in solitary now and he couldn't help wonder if Brennan was alive. He connected with Emma.
(Adam) "Emma you there?"
(Emma) "Yes Adam, how are you?"
(Adam) "I am okay, it is Brennan."
(Emma) "I know he is in trouble."
(Adam) "Is he still alive?"
(Emma) "Yes, he is in a lot of pain."
(Adam) "He was almost killed. It is all my fault."
(Emma) "Brennan doesn't blame you."
(Adam) "So, what are you wearing?"
(Emma) "Ahhhh Adam!"
(Adam) "I am in jail. Please give me mental thoughts so I can have an orgasm."
(Emma) "Adam Brennan almost died today and you want mental porn? Besides, I told you it was harmless till I hooked up with Jesse. I love him Adam. I won't cheat on him."
(Adam) "It is not cheating. When Brennan almost died today I thought about how fragile life is and how I take it for granted. I am 68 years old Em. Don't make the same mistakes as I did. You're 16 and young and full of beauty and sex appeal. I am God; I gave you your gift. I expect you to use them on demand or I will take them away."
(Emma) "You're scaring me!"
Emma disconnected with Adam to join Jesse who was by her side in the hospital room.
"So what did Adam say?" Inquired Jesse.
"Oh nothing, he wants me to have mental sex with him and Brennan almost died today."
"Is Bren going to by alright?" Jesse said jumping up. "I am going to break them out! No one fucks with my brother."
"Jesse, didn't you hear me? Adam wants me to have mental sex with him! I told him no! I am committed to you!"
Jesse was busy plotting the breakout already.
"JESSE!"
"Yeah, do whatever you want."
"We are in a committed relationship. I would never do that to you!"
(Jesse's thoughts) "Committed relationship? First I was bending her over fucking her like a whore, now I am stuck with her? She can read my mind. She knows I just wanted sex. What a crazy bitch. I need to get the hell out of here.