Disclaimer-
I have no legal affiliation DBZ. But who ever created DBZ is a fu**ing
genius and I would like to congratulate them on a wicked cool show. (I
hope that people don't care that I kinda change the plot completely and add
characters im kinda partially insane.)
This is my first fic so be kind, plz review. ~Brawn~
The Assassin
As Goku woke he stretched and put on his red training uniform. He vaguely recalled some memory of Chi-Chi yelling about being under appreciated and was taking Gohan and going to live with her father. He stepped out into the brisk morning air and a chill went down his spine, something wasn't right in this little homely forest, no something was very wrong.
Goku went on his normal twenty-mile run and was home looking for food in like twenty minutes. He wasn't all that disappointed that Chi-chi had left and Gohan was really annoying, he wouldn't stop crying. 'Damn, 'she took the food.' thought Goku as he scrounged through the cabinets 'ah well back to the forest'. He walked out of the house and took a little hop into the air to hunt for wild game. He brought with him an old 22. rifle and filled his pocket with cartridges(yeah I know he can fire stuff out of his hands but this has a point) From his house he went flying into the forest at near light speed, looking for one of those big pterodactyls that somehow survived the big meteor and then evolved. When he found one it was lazily flying around a mountain trying to catch an annoying owl that refused to stop taunting it.
"Come on you old, fat, stupid, ugly, mongrel, my grandma could fly faster than you."
"You better take that back, you little fart' said the pterodactyl whose name turned out to be Jim." I gonna catch you, and then im gonna eat ya, ha, plus your mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one please step out of your vehicle "
"Yeah well your mama so stupid. Who's that dude in the red with the rifle following us?"
"I don know, lets stop and talk"
"Yeah that'd nice and neighborly"
BLAM, BLAM
"He, he I got im gonna eat good for days" said Goku as he swooped up the dead beings and began to head back to his house/cottage/dome. On his way there he saw a really big ship breaking out of the atmosphere with lots of fire and smoke and other sh** like that. His hunger immediately forgotten he dropped Jim and the owl and flew through the air to investigate the strange occurrence.
Well he is sneaking around the woods he hears a sharp voice," you're wearing orange you idiot, of course I can see you.
Who is this mysterious person, how does he know so much, how will goku take this kind of insult? Find out next Time on Dragon Ball Z
This is my first fic so be kind, plz review. ~Brawn~
The Assassin
As Goku woke he stretched and put on his red training uniform. He vaguely recalled some memory of Chi-Chi yelling about being under appreciated and was taking Gohan and going to live with her father. He stepped out into the brisk morning air and a chill went down his spine, something wasn't right in this little homely forest, no something was very wrong.
Goku went on his normal twenty-mile run and was home looking for food in like twenty minutes. He wasn't all that disappointed that Chi-chi had left and Gohan was really annoying, he wouldn't stop crying. 'Damn, 'she took the food.' thought Goku as he scrounged through the cabinets 'ah well back to the forest'. He walked out of the house and took a little hop into the air to hunt for wild game. He brought with him an old 22. rifle and filled his pocket with cartridges(yeah I know he can fire stuff out of his hands but this has a point) From his house he went flying into the forest at near light speed, looking for one of those big pterodactyls that somehow survived the big meteor and then evolved. When he found one it was lazily flying around a mountain trying to catch an annoying owl that refused to stop taunting it.
"Come on you old, fat, stupid, ugly, mongrel, my grandma could fly faster than you."
"You better take that back, you little fart' said the pterodactyl whose name turned out to be Jim." I gonna catch you, and then im gonna eat ya, ha, plus your mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one please step out of your vehicle "
"Yeah well your mama so stupid. Who's that dude in the red with the rifle following us?"
"I don know, lets stop and talk"
"Yeah that'd nice and neighborly"
BLAM, BLAM
"He, he I got im gonna eat good for days" said Goku as he swooped up the dead beings and began to head back to his house/cottage/dome. On his way there he saw a really big ship breaking out of the atmosphere with lots of fire and smoke and other sh** like that. His hunger immediately forgotten he dropped Jim and the owl and flew through the air to investigate the strange occurrence.
Well he is sneaking around the woods he hears a sharp voice," you're wearing orange you idiot, of course I can see you.
Who is this mysterious person, how does he know so much, how will goku take this kind of insult? Find out next Time on Dragon Ball Z