RANDOMNESS!
BY CELTIC GUARDIAN PRINCESS
Disclaimer: Any thing that appears here, I don't own. Only Princess, The queen of Pluto, and that's it. Ryoko owns herself, the butterfly is owned by McGonagall, and all the other stuff is a bit obvious. On with the fic.
"BOO! B-O-O-exclamation point!" stated Michael Jackson, as a giant pink butterfly owned by McGonagall shot him with ectoplasm.
Joey jumped off a cliff into a pond. The pond turned into a cup of water. Joey turned 2 centimeters tall and drowned. Then Shadi came and drank the water.
A guy named Joe walked up and sang, "There's blood in the water! Don't drink the water!"
Shadi spits out the water, then gets transported to the desert in the middle of a blizzard and eats chilidogs.
Pegasus pops out of nowhere, kisses Princess, who is writing this, and then burns all his Funny Bunny videos.
Duke popped out of a Popsicle and sang the Sailor Moon theme song, then peed on a dog that was peeing on a fire hydrant.
The queen of Pluto declared a war over the last waffle in the whole galaxy. So then the Popsicle warriors of Neptune (a/n: I own) captured Shadi and brainwashed him.
Ryoko the Vampire Hunter popped out of CGP's Gameboy Advance and begged Princess to write something. So she (a/n: I) did, and Sesshomaru appeared and started to fuck her silly.
Joey came alive and kissed Serenity on the lips then stripped in front of Weevil. Weevil grew horny and pounced on him and started to screw him.
Well, Tristan saw this, and being the person who never gets any action, grew horny and started to hump Weevil. All three climaxed; screaming wildly.
Pegasus came back in black leather jeans and black leather muscle shirt with a leash. Princess walked slowly to him and kissed him on the lips. They continued to perform things that her Yami, Kara, would not like to put in, because then this ficlet would be rated XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXnewly-wed.
So, Ryoko got screwed silly by Sessho and Princess had fun with Pegasus.
(End)
CGP: Well, there ya go! I shall put in The Stupidest Short Fic Eva! As soon as Ryoko takes it down. Well, go read the rest of my fics. And Ask Pegasus has been deleted, so I am so sorry to those who reviewed and didn't get to see their questions answered. Sorry! But as soon as I find someplace to post it, I'll tell y'all. Later.