This fic is made in response to first line 50-word challenge on Yahoo Group Jedihunks.

Title: Troubles

Author: Farore (shame on me!)

Rating: umm... PG-13??

Genre: humour, male slash (at least for me it is)

Archive: NO WAY this bites!

Thanks to: A whose twisted mind inspired the end.

Disclaimer: None of the characters I pictured on this fic belong to me, GL and the others own them. I make no money out of this.

Feedback: OK, I want to know if my two-sided humour was understandable. You may tell me if it sucks, but please tell me why, because this is my first (and propably the last) attempt on... well... smutty-slashy-thingie????

"You want me to put that where?"

"Just shove it in, will ya?"

"But master... I got a huge one!"

"Do it!"

He thrusted on the opening.

"Unnggh!"

After harsh panting and screams:

"It DID fit!"

"Told you so!"

"Satisfied?"

"Completely."

"Now you can work on the next level puzzle."