Chapter 2:
When last we saw our heroine, the goddess-like Mary Sue, she was feeling very out of sorts but had been cheered up when Professor X contacted her. When she got home from school, she told her parents all about Professor X's school. Her parents, who loved each other and their daughter very much were also people who embraced all other people with the love and affection that every person should look up to and admire. They had known their daughter was a mutant and had not the prejudices the rest of the humans had for mutants. So they were thrilled for young Mary Sue.
Mary Sue was excited when the X-jet landed and saw the ruggedly handsome Wolverine and the clean shaven pretty boy Scott walk out. She almost scowled when she also saw Storm and Jean, but remembered to smile prettily to them and pout seductively at the two men.
If Mary Sue had one flaw, it was the fact she was a clueless person. Most people have heard of the term Blonde Bimbo. Mary Sue was the personification of that term. In fact even your average Blonde Bimbo despised her.
So she couldn't care less once she found out that Scott had a girlfriend or that Logan was possibly more than twice her age. She flirted with them both, while Storm and Jean piloted the Blackbird back to Xavier's school.
When there, she was welcomed with open arms. Despite a complete lack of charisma, her beauty shone through like a ray of light in the dark, enthralling everyone on the premises, she was that damn good. She found out she had another power then, the ability to communicate in any language, so she greeted Piotr, otherwise known as Colossus in his native Russian and managed to coax the elusive Nightcrawler out of the shadows to speak with him in German. Her endearing lack of personality was as extensive as her other powers, everyone loved her and Mary Sue felt truly happy amongst people who were mutants like her, despite they could never be as great as her. She fitted in. Perfectly.
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Scott was happy. He even looked happy, which was usually very hard to tell as his glasses hid his eyes for good reason and his capacity for expressions had always been very limited.
He had been talking to his dear, darling Mary Sue. Oh how he loved her. Her love was boundless and she loved him equally, just like she loved everyone else too, but he was sure he held a special place in her heart.
Just two weeks ago, Mary Sue had arrived. Instantly, Jean seemed nothing more than a distant memory, even when she had tried talking to him telepathically. He wasn't aware of it, but because Mary Sue was an even better telepath than Prof X himself, Jean was unheard in Scott's mind. He hadn't even been aware of Jean when she had caught him and Mary Sue in the broom closet exchanging a lot more than kisses. He couldn't have cared less when she told him she was dumping him, not even when she tried to spring up even the slightest hint of jealously when she mentioned Wolverine. It was like Jean did not exist.
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Logan was feeling fine. That Mary Sue knew every damn position in the Karma Sutra and then some and even his astounding stamina couldn't keep up with her. Plus she was a great companion for when they went drinking together. With her shape shifting ability, she could look like she was over 21 and could manipulate the mind of any barkeep or bouncer so he would not ask for Mary Sue's identification.
She laughed at all of his jokes (unlike Jean), could touch him in all the right places (Unlike Rogue who couldn't touch anyone) and had a perfect body too. Plus she was an American who didn't make fun of Canada, which was very rare. Brilliant.
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Kurt sang out loud in praise to his God for giving to the world the perfection that is Mary Sue. Her first name, Mary, was even the same name as the Blessed Virgin. When he had first seen her, he had doubted that one so beautiful - even more beautiful than Storm - would ever speak to him. He would never have imagined that she would confess her love for him.
Mary Sue was so sweet and innocent and even more surprisingly, when he had said how tempted he was to return her love but felt unworthy, she had been so understanding too. Why, the young girl was even of the same religion as him - unlike Storm - and joined him in his prayers every Sunday. He had mentioned the slight age gap and the vast differences in looks between them, but that wonderful girl had said, in perfect German, that "We are all God's children, this equal in His eyes" in that pious voice of hers. She was Jesus in female form.
--
Bobby carefully formed and sculpted a perfect figuring in ice of his beloved Mary Sue. Even then, his ice figurine, just like his power, could never match her own. Plus it was great to have a girlfriend he could actually touch without feeling like he was getting his very soul sucked out of him. Tonight was going to be special, as they were finally going to take things further. She might not have been his first love, but she would be his first in other ways, such as under the bedcovers.
Rogue had took the break-up well, had said she could see it coming the first time he laid eyes on Mary Sue. At first, he had wondered if he had done the right thing, as Rogue had shown how understanding she could be, but he and Mary Sue had so much in common, same power over ice, same age and so on. She was his Ice Princess.
--
In a securely locked room, Storm, Jean, Rogue, Kitty, Siryn and every other girl who was sick of Mary Sue were gathered round plotting and planning. There was surprisingly only one man in the room, Professor Charles Xavier, who after bringing Mary Sue to the mansion, had been instantly forgotten by her. It was as if he was no longer needed.
They could all see why. This wasn't just a bunch of scorned women plotting revenge on an evil temptress who had taken their loved ones away from them.
They had come up with the theory that Mary Sue had infiltrated their home, but for what reason wasn't as a spy. Now the group had concluded that Mary Sue's true power was akin to that of a mythical succubus. She had the ability to bend any object of her desire to her will, with no thought to the poor victim's true feelings. His own personality, character and situation were irrelevant when Mary Sue wormed her way into his life. She was too dangerous to live. She had to die.
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Oh yeah, chapter 1 AND 2 complete and it only took me 10 mins to write. I wonder if this is the same for all Mary Sue writers, it is so easy to write such complete and utter drivel! If only they would put some effort into their work, such as giving their character a personality.
One can only dream.
When last we saw our heroine, the goddess-like Mary Sue, she was feeling very out of sorts but had been cheered up when Professor X contacted her. When she got home from school, she told her parents all about Professor X's school. Her parents, who loved each other and their daughter very much were also people who embraced all other people with the love and affection that every person should look up to and admire. They had known their daughter was a mutant and had not the prejudices the rest of the humans had for mutants. So they were thrilled for young Mary Sue.
Mary Sue was excited when the X-jet landed and saw the ruggedly handsome Wolverine and the clean shaven pretty boy Scott walk out. She almost scowled when she also saw Storm and Jean, but remembered to smile prettily to them and pout seductively at the two men.
If Mary Sue had one flaw, it was the fact she was a clueless person. Most people have heard of the term Blonde Bimbo. Mary Sue was the personification of that term. In fact even your average Blonde Bimbo despised her.
So she couldn't care less once she found out that Scott had a girlfriend or that Logan was possibly more than twice her age. She flirted with them both, while Storm and Jean piloted the Blackbird back to Xavier's school.
When there, she was welcomed with open arms. Despite a complete lack of charisma, her beauty shone through like a ray of light in the dark, enthralling everyone on the premises, she was that damn good. She found out she had another power then, the ability to communicate in any language, so she greeted Piotr, otherwise known as Colossus in his native Russian and managed to coax the elusive Nightcrawler out of the shadows to speak with him in German. Her endearing lack of personality was as extensive as her other powers, everyone loved her and Mary Sue felt truly happy amongst people who were mutants like her, despite they could never be as great as her. She fitted in. Perfectly.
--
Scott was happy. He even looked happy, which was usually very hard to tell as his glasses hid his eyes for good reason and his capacity for expressions had always been very limited.
He had been talking to his dear, darling Mary Sue. Oh how he loved her. Her love was boundless and she loved him equally, just like she loved everyone else too, but he was sure he held a special place in her heart.
Just two weeks ago, Mary Sue had arrived. Instantly, Jean seemed nothing more than a distant memory, even when she had tried talking to him telepathically. He wasn't aware of it, but because Mary Sue was an even better telepath than Prof X himself, Jean was unheard in Scott's mind. He hadn't even been aware of Jean when she had caught him and Mary Sue in the broom closet exchanging a lot more than kisses. He couldn't have cared less when she told him she was dumping him, not even when she tried to spring up even the slightest hint of jealously when she mentioned Wolverine. It was like Jean did not exist.
--
Logan was feeling fine. That Mary Sue knew every damn position in the Karma Sutra and then some and even his astounding stamina couldn't keep up with her. Plus she was a great companion for when they went drinking together. With her shape shifting ability, she could look like she was over 21 and could manipulate the mind of any barkeep or bouncer so he would not ask for Mary Sue's identification.
She laughed at all of his jokes (unlike Jean), could touch him in all the right places (Unlike Rogue who couldn't touch anyone) and had a perfect body too. Plus she was an American who didn't make fun of Canada, which was very rare. Brilliant.
--
Kurt sang out loud in praise to his God for giving to the world the perfection that is Mary Sue. Her first name, Mary, was even the same name as the Blessed Virgin. When he had first seen her, he had doubted that one so beautiful - even more beautiful than Storm - would ever speak to him. He would never have imagined that she would confess her love for him.
Mary Sue was so sweet and innocent and even more surprisingly, when he had said how tempted he was to return her love but felt unworthy, she had been so understanding too. Why, the young girl was even of the same religion as him - unlike Storm - and joined him in his prayers every Sunday. He had mentioned the slight age gap and the vast differences in looks between them, but that wonderful girl had said, in perfect German, that "We are all God's children, this equal in His eyes" in that pious voice of hers. She was Jesus in female form.
--
Bobby carefully formed and sculpted a perfect figuring in ice of his beloved Mary Sue. Even then, his ice figurine, just like his power, could never match her own. Plus it was great to have a girlfriend he could actually touch without feeling like he was getting his very soul sucked out of him. Tonight was going to be special, as they were finally going to take things further. She might not have been his first love, but she would be his first in other ways, such as under the bedcovers.
Rogue had took the break-up well, had said she could see it coming the first time he laid eyes on Mary Sue. At first, he had wondered if he had done the right thing, as Rogue had shown how understanding she could be, but he and Mary Sue had so much in common, same power over ice, same age and so on. She was his Ice Princess.
--
In a securely locked room, Storm, Jean, Rogue, Kitty, Siryn and every other girl who was sick of Mary Sue were gathered round plotting and planning. There was surprisingly only one man in the room, Professor Charles Xavier, who after bringing Mary Sue to the mansion, had been instantly forgotten by her. It was as if he was no longer needed.
They could all see why. This wasn't just a bunch of scorned women plotting revenge on an evil temptress who had taken their loved ones away from them.
They had come up with the theory that Mary Sue had infiltrated their home, but for what reason wasn't as a spy. Now the group had concluded that Mary Sue's true power was akin to that of a mythical succubus. She had the ability to bend any object of her desire to her will, with no thought to the poor victim's true feelings. His own personality, character and situation were irrelevant when Mary Sue wormed her way into his life. She was too dangerous to live. She had to die.
--
Oh yeah, chapter 1 AND 2 complete and it only took me 10 mins to write. I wonder if this is the same for all Mary Sue writers, it is so easy to write such complete and utter drivel! If only they would put some effort into their work, such as giving their character a personality.
One can only dream.