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Sam and Janet sat in the infirmary discussing the events of the last couple of months. Daniel had been in the infirmary at least five times with some injury and Sam had been forced to wear the blue dress which Jack, Feretti and Daniel used in many jokes for weeks after that mission and of course there was the little inncident of Hathor so Sam and Janet were not only exhausted but a bit fed up with every man on base especially Jack, Daniel and Feretti and they were out for revenge but so far after nearly hours of thinking they still hadn't come up with anything.

'I've got it! Your due to come a mission with SG - 1 very soon aren't you Janet along with SG-2. Now both of those teams include our main culprets, Colonel O'Neill, Daniel and Feretti!'

Janet replied to her friend, 'So............'

'So....... oh umm well I haven't quite thought of the actual plan yet but i'm working on it. Look we've gotta get to our de-briefing or the mission won't even happen!'

So both women headed down the halls of the SGC and soon arrived at the breifing room where all members of SG - 2 sat along with Colonel O'neill, Teal'c and Daniel all of them with smug smiles on their faces for some strange reason Janet and Sam could'nt figure, all but Teal' of course! The two women went and sat down opposite Feretti and Jack who were discussing last nights episode of the Simpsons. They all waited paitently for the General to enter.

The de-briefing was on its way as soon as the bald man from Texas sat down and the two teams and Doctor discussed what they might find on this new planet.

After brieing Sam walked up to her friend and doctor asked the simple queston which at this moment in time had no answer! 'So have you got any ideas yet, Janet?'

'No. I spent most of my time in the briefing thinking about it but they were all stupid. All I could think of was putting squirty cream in all their gear before we left and that was really about it!'

'Ahh don't worry we'll think of something while we're on the planet probably all I know is I wanna take a camera just in case!'

The two women walked out of the room laughing which gained them odd looks from every man behind them.

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