'Janet can you pass me the soap please?' Sam asked as she stood under the shower. So far they had gone a whole day without bumping into Colonel O'Neill, Daniel and Feretti and were about to head out for a bite to eat at O'Malley's.

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Jack swung round quickly when he heard the sound of his second in command in the shower and looked up to find Feretti and Daniel thinking exactly the same as him, well he hoped so anyway.

He moved towards their lockers and quietly removed all of their base clothes, they left their bags in their as they decided that was too mean, and headed for the door so they could dump their clothes in Jacks office and lock it.

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Sam hopped out of the shower and headed towards her locker and opened it only to discover that her base clothes were gone.

'Janet have you seen where I put my clothes because their missing!' Sam shouted fumbling through her locker.

'Hold on I think I've got a spare pair in my locker' Janet said as she too opened her locker. Her clothes had also 'mysteriously' disappeared as well.

Sam reached into her locker and grabbed her bag hoping that the civvies hadn't been taken too. Luckily her clothes she had worn into work a few days ago were still there and looked clean enough. Janet also found hers and they were soon dressed in both jeans and a shirt.

'Looks like Colonel O'Neill's plan didn't work quite so well in the end!' Janet said as she retrieved her bag and slammed her locker shut. Just before they left Sam had managed to pry open the Colonel's locker found his mobile phone, wallet, car keys and his base swipe cards.

'He must be with Daniel because he's left everything here.' Sam said looking at her friend who was now standing in the doorway.

'Or he's forgotten them and is coming to get them right now!' Janet said looking awfully worried. Sam turned back to his locker and put all his keys and stuff into her back and walked off.

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'Oh I wish we could have seen the looks on their faces when they found out they'd 'lost' their clothes' Feretti said whilst laughing. The three of them had been joined by the members of SG - 11 and Teal'c and they were all having a great time but what they hadn't noticed was that Sam and Janet had walked into the pub and had joined a few female staff from the SGC way over half an hour ago now and now kinda drunk!

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The girls of the SGC had been discussing the picture Janet and Sam had taken a few days before and were in fits of laughter. This discussion led onto ideas on how to get them back yet again so that the girls could be ahead.

After a lot of discussions and ideas they decided not to have anymore drinks as they didn't want to waist all their money but then Sam grabbed her bag from under the table and pulled out the Colonel's wallet.

'Sam you can't'' they all said as she asked them what drinks they would like.

'Why not he'll just think that he spent it all when he came out with the 'boys'. I'll slip it back into his locker or something tomorrow'' Sam said as she and Maria from SG - 5 made their way to the bar. Due to being so drunk Maria slipped and fell on her way and most of the women including Maria and Sam where laughing which caused everyone to look their way including Colonel and friends.

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'Jack does that look like who I think it is?' Daniel said looking over to where Sam and Maria stood. They had finished paying for their drinks and were now making their way back over to their table to join Janet and the rest of the women.

'Yes it does Daniel but they should still be stranded in the locker room' Feretti replied while all three of them sat there staring at the women who were now fully clothed and chatting like nothing had happened.

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Next chapter coming soon people so please bare with me!