Sam woke up to find the Colonel and Kawalsky staring down at her. Panicked rushed over her body as she found she had her hands bound together with rope and the two men were stood there with a smile on their faces.

'Up a little early hey Carter?' Jack asked her as it was only about five in the morning. They had woken her up so that they could have it all done and finished before breakfast and not too many people would get in the way.

'Pig off Jack! You ordered me to get some sleep becuase I've been near the DHD too much and when I follow orderd you ignore them!' Sam stated hoping to show the Colonel up but failed.

'Won't work Carter, anyway I think you've had enough sleep for one day and if you were gonna follow orders like a good girl why didn't you go to bed early instead of staying up late and chatting to Sarah?' Jack asked looking ever so smug for beating Sam.

'Uhh whatever I'm gonna ignore you now 'sir' and turn over and get back to sleep!' and with that Sam turned around and tried to get back to sleep but the Colonel stopped that plan. He bent down near to Sam and ran his hand along the ground and picked up a big scoop of mud a couple of inches away from his second in command. He wet it down with some water out of his flask and shoved the newly wet soil down her back causing her to reach up and lash out at him.

'What the hell was that for?' Sam asked trying to free herself from the rope that had her hands bound together.

'That? Oh that was for the picture of me, Danny boy and Feretti and this... ' he said emptying the contents of his flask all over her face, '.is for stealing my mobile phone and this is for managing to get out of every other plan we think of!' The Colonel said as he and Kawalsky began to tickle Sam all over for the next half and hour or so until she was really tired.

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'Morning Campers!' Jack shouted as he went round waking everyone up along with the help of Feretti and Kawalsky.

As the new Major of SG-3 began to fix breakfast along with Feretti while later he found something that looked, well rather like a worm and decided that he could have revenge on Sarah by planting it in what was supposed to be scrambled egg.

Sam sat quietly over near her tent and only looked up when a scream came from near the fire. She noticed that something had happened to Sarah and rushed over to see what had happened.

As Sam managed to pull Sarah away from all the 'men' she sat down beside her and asked her what had happened.

'Well Sam had put somehting like ... like a worm in my breakfast and when I saw it I just flipped and screamed and threw it as far away from me as possible.'

'Bet you didn't know it landed on him though did you?' Sam asked trying to cheer her friend up, 'It went right in his lap and he even had egg on his face!' Sam continued soon giggling along with her friend and team mate.

'Look you can have some of my chocolate if you want as I don't think we're gonna get breakfast now' Sam said reaching into her bag trying to find her secret supply. 'Here we go, but don't tell the boys I have this!'

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A couple of weeks later and SG teams 1,2 and 3 were sat in the infirmary being checked over by various nurses along with Doctor Fraiser. Only yesterday had they been found by a Tok'ra scout ship and brought home. After giving all members a clean bill of help Janet asked to keep Sam and Sarah behind for 'medical matters' leaving every male member puzzled about what they may have had or now got.

'So girlies how was your trip, like hell?' Janet asked plonking herself down on a bed next to Sam.

'Well I had something like a worm put in my breakfast and nothing happened to Sam' Sarah replied.

'Oh yes it did you just didn't notice it!' Sam stated continuing seeing the query in her friends eyes, 'Colonel O'Neill and Major Kawalsky woke me up in the early hours of the morning before your little incident and tied me up. Then the Colonel threw mud at me threw freezzing cold water over me, and I mean freezing cold and then they tortured me until they decided to wake everyone else up.'

'You ok now?' Both her friends said in unison.

'Well no not really!' Sam said earning worried looks from both her friends, 'Now I've gotta think of yet another way to get them back.'

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Thanks again for all the reviews and if anyone has any ideas feel free to let me know and i'll try and fit them into the story.

Sorry it took a long time to write the next chapter but its hard to think of ideas pluys i've been pretty busy!