'Come on guys we have got to go!' Jack shouted as he put the last of the
suitcases in the car, 'Hammond can't cope this long without us!'
'Alright Jack do'nt worry!' Kawalsky shouted as he walked towards his car, 'So the girls are in one car, you, Teal'c, Jonas and Daniel are in yours and the rest of us are in mine? Yeah?'
'Sounds ok with me!' Janet said as she climbed into the passenger seat of Sam's car.
'Me and Jnaet drank to much so you'll have to drive Sam!' Sarah shouted as she climbed into the backseat.
'That was your excuse last time!' Sam said which earned a smile from Kawalsky and Jack.
'You still in love with her then Jack?' Charlie asked his friend after pulling him aside so Sam couldn't hear their conversation.
'Dunno what your on about Charlie.' Jack stated as Daniel came to join the conversation.
'Jack its ovbious even the male Sam noticed it and he's only known you for what like a month or so now?' Daniel said.
'Ok, ok, you guys win. Yes i'm still in love with Sam but one, there is no way we cna be together due to regulations. Two, she's probably over me now anyway and three, well uum.....she's been really mean and I have to get her back for all the things she did to us!'
'Jack I thought we had to get going as the General can't cope without us!' Feretti shouted out of Kawalsky's car windown in a sarcastic tone.
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'D'ya miss us General?' Jack said as he and his team walked into the breifing room.
'Jack, you no the SGC can't cope without their favourite Colonel around!' Jack smiled, 'that's why I hardly ever let Colonel Rogers take downtime!' the General said smugly.
'That hurts Sir it really does!' Jack said sarcastically as he sat himself down next to the General on the left hand side of the table. 'So are you and your team talking again now Colonel?' George asked.
'Well you know we had to teach Carter a lesson Sir but she knows not to mess with us anymore.' Jack said with a smile wider than a chesire cats !
'O'Neill I seem to remember you did not suceed in 'getting Major Carter Back' as she foiled your plan every time.'
George smiled, 'Who's side you on Teal'c ours or hers?' Jack asked, 'becuase frm when we last looked you seemed male enough to me!'
Daniel held back his laughter and the General tried to restore some order in the briefing room.
'Your very quiet on this subject Major, care to tell the General what a naughty girl you have been?'
'Yes Sir. I'll tell my Dad nect time he comes for a visit thankyou.' Sam replied smugly as she focused her attention back on Hammond.
'She has you there Colonel!' Jonas added.
'Anyway SG-1. Make sure this does not ruin your team work when out in the field and your next mission is scheduled after Colonel O'Neill's birthday. Dimissed!'
Carter, Jonas, Teal'c and Daneil walked out of the room while Jack stayed.
'Well thankyou Sir. So do we have permission to kick Carters ass until our next offworld visit to yet another forest?' Jack asked.
'As long as it doesn't ruin the team, the base or the amount of paper work you do, although you already do little, then I see no reason not to.'
'Thankyou Sir!' Jack said as he walked out of the room to catch his team up.
'Hey Kawalsky, Janet! Where you heading to?' Jack asked trying to hide the huge smile on his face.
'We have to see the uum General about SG-2's last mission' Janet said quickly. 'What d'ya do thsi time Charlie?'
'Nothing Jack but the good 'ol doc has to make sure ya know.' He said following Janets lead.
'See ya later then. Bye Doc!' and with that Jack walked off leaving the two of them to see the General !
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Sorry it wasn't as funny in this chapter but i'm building up to something good now I promise !
'Alright Jack do'nt worry!' Kawalsky shouted as he walked towards his car, 'So the girls are in one car, you, Teal'c, Jonas and Daniel are in yours and the rest of us are in mine? Yeah?'
'Sounds ok with me!' Janet said as she climbed into the passenger seat of Sam's car.
'Me and Jnaet drank to much so you'll have to drive Sam!' Sarah shouted as she climbed into the backseat.
'That was your excuse last time!' Sam said which earned a smile from Kawalsky and Jack.
'You still in love with her then Jack?' Charlie asked his friend after pulling him aside so Sam couldn't hear their conversation.
'Dunno what your on about Charlie.' Jack stated as Daniel came to join the conversation.
'Jack its ovbious even the male Sam noticed it and he's only known you for what like a month or so now?' Daniel said.
'Ok, ok, you guys win. Yes i'm still in love with Sam but one, there is no way we cna be together due to regulations. Two, she's probably over me now anyway and three, well uum.....she's been really mean and I have to get her back for all the things she did to us!'
'Jack I thought we had to get going as the General can't cope without us!' Feretti shouted out of Kawalsky's car windown in a sarcastic tone.
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'D'ya miss us General?' Jack said as he and his team walked into the breifing room.
'Jack, you no the SGC can't cope without their favourite Colonel around!' Jack smiled, 'that's why I hardly ever let Colonel Rogers take downtime!' the General said smugly.
'That hurts Sir it really does!' Jack said sarcastically as he sat himself down next to the General on the left hand side of the table. 'So are you and your team talking again now Colonel?' George asked.
'Well you know we had to teach Carter a lesson Sir but she knows not to mess with us anymore.' Jack said with a smile wider than a chesire cats !
'O'Neill I seem to remember you did not suceed in 'getting Major Carter Back' as she foiled your plan every time.'
George smiled, 'Who's side you on Teal'c ours or hers?' Jack asked, 'becuase frm when we last looked you seemed male enough to me!'
Daniel held back his laughter and the General tried to restore some order in the briefing room.
'Your very quiet on this subject Major, care to tell the General what a naughty girl you have been?'
'Yes Sir. I'll tell my Dad nect time he comes for a visit thankyou.' Sam replied smugly as she focused her attention back on Hammond.
'She has you there Colonel!' Jonas added.
'Anyway SG-1. Make sure this does not ruin your team work when out in the field and your next mission is scheduled after Colonel O'Neill's birthday. Dimissed!'
Carter, Jonas, Teal'c and Daneil walked out of the room while Jack stayed.
'Well thankyou Sir. So do we have permission to kick Carters ass until our next offworld visit to yet another forest?' Jack asked.
'As long as it doesn't ruin the team, the base or the amount of paper work you do, although you already do little, then I see no reason not to.'
'Thankyou Sir!' Jack said as he walked out of the room to catch his team up.
'Hey Kawalsky, Janet! Where you heading to?' Jack asked trying to hide the huge smile on his face.
'We have to see the uum General about SG-2's last mission' Janet said quickly. 'What d'ya do thsi time Charlie?'
'Nothing Jack but the good 'ol doc has to make sure ya know.' He said following Janets lead.
'See ya later then. Bye Doc!' and with that Jack walked off leaving the two of them to see the General !
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Sorry it wasn't as funny in this chapter but i'm building up to something good now I promise !