6 men, 6 women, A Gas Station, and an Underground Club

Far, Far away...in "The Middle of Nowhere", Texas, is a old shaky gas station is, where 6 men and 6 women work. There names:

Heero- Manager

Duo- (Works at diner across from gas station for now. Will work soon)

Trowa- Sweeper

Wufei- Beer Re-filler

Quatre- Check-Out dude

Zechs- Bum who drinks beer

Relena- Stock Holder

Hilde- (Will work soon)

Une- (Will work soon)

Dorothy- (Will work soon)

Sally- Part-Time Beer Re-filler

Noin- Stock Put-up-er

1st Day of gas station- GRAND OPENING

"Ohhh, Look-e! Look-e! Our first customer!!!" yelled Quatre in a squeaky voice.

"You dumbass! It's me!! Your boss!" yelled Heero at Quatre.

"Ohh...well sorry!!"

"You best be!!"

Then a REAL customer walked in. She looked around. Walked down the infamous beer isle. She got a Samuel Adams and went to the check-out.

Quatre looked at it. "Yea...that's $2.00."

"Are you applying for jobs?"

"Huh?"

"Well???"

"Yo...boss? We hiring?"

"We just opened! What do you think?!?" yelled Heero.

Quatre stared. "Yea. He's says its ok."

"Sweetness." She walks down the coke isle.

"Hey! You didn't pay for that you damn idiot!" yelled Heero.

She walked down the isle and accidentally bumped into the wall and a trap door opened and she fell sown into a hole.

"She deserved it! She owes me 2 bucks!" Heero said.

Wufei ran over there. "Hot chic!! Where?!?"

"What about me?" asked Sally.

"Forget you!"

"Forget about tonight then!!!"

"Hey now..." said Wufei as he walked back over to Sally.

Quatre stood up against the wall and he fell down too. Soon, all the employees went down there and discovered something very strange.

"Oh my god! It's a hidden Nazi base!!!" yelled Quatre in a squeaky voice.

"Shut up!!! God dammit!!!" yelled Heero.

"Whoa. It's an underground club" said Trowa.

"Hey!" said the lady, "I have a professional job in dancin' in clubs."

"Degree?" asked Relena.

"Yeah!" She pulled it out. It said "Professional Degree of Dancin' in Clubs, Preferably Underground."

"Well...you're hired!" said Heero.

"Thanks. My name is Hilde."

"Hilde, hi. You owe me 2 bucks."

"Ummmm..." she runs away as fast as she can.

"I know where you live, bitch! Wait? Damn! I don't!"

"Hey, we could turn this into a club!" said Trowa.

"You think, dumbass" said Wufei, while doing his coolio smile.

"That's a good idea. Now...What about a name?" said Heero.

Author Notes: I need a name for the club! If you don't review...I'll be very very mad. PLZ REVIEW! Pretty please?