Chapter 4
"Are you sure you're ok?" Kagura asked.
"I'm -achoo- fine. Achoo. Saw Hatori-san and he said -achoo- it may -achoo- be allergies."
Kyou walked by.
"Well, if you say so. See you later," she said and ran after Kyou, "Kyou-kun, wait up!"
"Bye-choo," he said and finally stopped sneezing.
A pack of black Kleenex were held up to him, "If it really is an allergy, I can get you a mask from Uo-chan."
Haru turned, "Hana -achoo- thanks for the -achoo- offer but it's -achoo- no use. I tried. It's like a -choo- curse."
"A curse? I got to go," she stated.
"…" Haru stopped sneezing after she was gone, 'that was odd.'
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Yuki looked at the form, "We need guardian signatures for this field trip?"
"Because the students will be attending an art gallery and well those drawings are expensive. Plus it's on a Saturday."
Yuki nodded, 'So the school doesn't want to take responsibility for any damages.'
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Kagura looked at the long line-up outside the one remaining female washroom. The school board wisely left one female and one male washroom standing. 99% of the females use this washroom.
She really had to go and couldn't wait 20 minutes for it to be her turn. She sighed and walked to one of the unisex washrooms. She shut her eyes and opened the door, "Sumimasen. But everyone out!"
Cries.
"Ugh, you...you imbecile!! Watch where you aim that thing. The urinal is right in front of you, idiot."
"What about you? Eeew!"
She sniffled a giggle.
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'Why is it taking Tori-san so long to go to the washroom? Did something happen?'
Haru came in.
"Haru-kun, why are you here?"
"To see Hatori-san."
Ayame grinned, "He's not here right now. But I know where he is. Come on. I'll take you there."
"No, it's-"
But Ayame ignored his protest and put his hands on Haru's shoulders and began steering him towards the washroom.
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"There's a line-up?" Kyou asked surprised.
"Kagura-chan went inside and kicked everyone out," Momiji said.
"Kagura?" Kyou said making a face and turned to leave.
"You're afraid of a girl?" B-Haru smirked, "that is sooooo sad."
"You're sad!"
"Tori-san!" Ayame exclaimed.
"At least I'm not afraid of a girl," B-Haru stated, "such a wuss."
"I'm not afraid of her! I just…"
"You just have to go. It's a unisex washroom," B-Haru said and challenged, "why don't you go inside?"
"Why don't you go?!"
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B-Haru smirked, "Alright I will."
He put his hands on the handle.
"B-Haru…" Hatori said disapprovingly.
"Kagura-chan's going to be really mad," Momiji said.
B-Haru ignored them, 'Ch. It's just Kagura…'
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Haru blinked, 'Where am I? Why am I here?'
"Aren't you going to go inside?" Kyou challenged.
"Go inside? Why? I don't need to go to the washroom…at least I don't think so…"
"I knew your righteousness will win over B-Haru's hentainess!" Momiji cheered and hugged him.
"Huh?"
"Kagura's inside," Hatori said.
Haru looked at Kyou, "You know Kagura's inside and you want me to go in?"
"You're the one that wanted to go inside," Kyou retorted.
"And you didn't stop me? I challenge you to a fight right now," Haru declared taking a stance.
Kyou smirked, "You're on!"
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"What?! Those two are fighting?" Yuki said, "where?"
"What's wrong?" Tohru asked.
"Kyou and Haru are fighting in the hall."
"Kyou-kun and Haru-kun? We must stop them," she declared.
"Stop what?" Uotani asked.
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"Yes, I cursed him so he'll continuously sneeze upon seeing or thinking about girls."
"Why would you do that?" Hanajima asked.
'Because I don't understand why you and Kisa-chan admire him so much. That guy's no good,' Megumi thought but kept quiet.
"So he'll be sneezing for 3 days and nights," Hanajima said.
"Unless he stays away from women and doesn't think about them."
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"You two stop it," Yuki said.
"Stay out of this," Haru said attacking Kyou.
'You think I don't want to? But I'm the school president,' Yuki thought and stood between them, "stop it. We're at school. If you want to fight wait until we get home."
They attacked him. Yuki considered knocking them out but there were too many witnesses. So he tried to prevent them from hurting each other, 'Why are they fighting anyways?'
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Kagura looked at the urinals, 'It really looks odd. Guys seem to have very terrible aim. Yuck. But Ayame and B-Haru do make a good point. How come guys get to pee in the open and girls have stalls?'
There was a ruckus from the outside, but she ignored it, 'Weird…'
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Hatori frowned and said, "All students, go back to your class, and those that need to use the washrooms go to another one."
Yuki tripped Kyou who was redirected and flying at Ayame. Hatori pulled him out of the way. Haru looked at them and appeared furious as he attacked Yuki.
'He changed back to B-Haru…'
"Tori-kun, you saved me. My hero!"
Hatori sighed and glanced at Ayame who was looking at him all funny, then he looked at B-Haru, 'Oh…is the reason he's changing so much lately because of Ayame?'
"Go easy on them Yuki! Oi, Haru, Kyou, if you want to win Yuki, you got go team up!" Shigure shouted, "signs for sale! Support you man!! Yuki, Yuki, turn them into chop suey! Haru, Haru, make them go boo-hoo! Kyou, Kyou, is the real deal! Buy you signs, show your support!"
Hatori felt a major headache, 'What the heck is he doing?'
"This is what you use your creativity for?! You owe me a 400 page draft, sensei!"
"Mit-chan, how could you leave the students alone in the classroom?" Shigure asked in a disapproving manner.
"Yuki sign here!" someone cried.
"Coming right up!" Shigure replied.
'The crowd's growing…'
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"Sumimasen! Gomen nasai! May I please come through?! Sumimasen!" Ritsu shouted.
A path was opened instantly.
"That's right Kyou! A left hook! Jab!! Block!" Uotani shouted waving her hands around and punched Ritsu.
"Oh…gomen, I didn't-"
"No, don't apologize. It should be me saying gomen! Sumimasen! Gomen nasai! I didn't mean to get in your way! Go-"
"Ritsu-kun, why are you here?" Momiji asked.
"Principal's coming."
The crowd dissipated in 5 seconds.
"Great job," Momiji said with a smile.
"…" Ritsu blushed, "arigatou gozaimasu."
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Hanajima looked at him, "What's going on?"
"A fight that began with Haru vs. Kyou, and since then has escalated to this," Shigure said waving his hands at the three of them.
"What are you three doing?!" Principal Yamazaki demanded.
They all froze, "…"
Ayame smiled, "They're just roughhousing. All boys do that and it's actually very considerate of them seeing how we're all ever so bored here, waiting for a certain someone to get out of the washroom. Maybe the person hit their head on the urinals and is unconscious…or worst. What if they're drowning in the toilet bowl?!"
"Only he could do that…" Shigure muttered snickering.
Haru looked at her, but didn't sneeze.
"You ok, Haru?"
"Fine."
"But you're not sneezing…"
He looked at her funny, "Yeah, so?"
'Is Megumi losing his touch? It takes three days for the curse to activate and once activated it last for another three days but…'
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The door opened and Kagura frowned, 'Who's the big pervert?!'
She hid at the first toilet and when she saw the guy's head, she punched him in the face, "…"
"Principal Yamazaki!!" she cried and shook him like a rag doll, "wake up!"
But he was out cold.
She ran out, "Why did you guys let him in?"
"Because he was the principal?" Shigure offered.
"You…you hit the principal?" Tohru asked, "is he ok?"
"He's unconscious…"
"Run!" Shigure said and left a trail of dust after him.
"Sensei" Mit-chan said chasing after him.
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Tohru looked at the field trip form and sighed.
"Are you alright? You look troubled," Yuki said.
She smiled, "Nothing. I'm ok."
"What are you hiding behind your back?" he asked.
"Nothing…"
"Let me see," he said.
She held out the paper sheepishly.
"You want to go?" he asked
She nodded.
Yuki grabbed her hand and pulled her, "Come on. Lets find Shigure."
Tohru looked at his hands on hers and blushed.
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Yuki and Tohru ran to Hatori's office and went inside to see everyone already in there and shouting.
"Ah, otouto you came too!" Ayame greeted him.
Yuki ignored him and went to Shigure, "Can you help Tohru sign her fieldtrip form?"
"Tohru-chan? Sure," Shigure said.
"Sign mine too," Kyou said sticking out his paper.
"I told you no. You go, then Kagura goes, and when you two are together something is bound to be broken. I can't afford to pay for it."
"I'll get my mom to sign it for you," Kagura said snatching his form.
"She's not my guardian," Kyou stated.
"What are you talking about? You're my fiancée, we're so close, my mom is like your mom," she said hugging him.
Kyou hissed, "What nonsense are you talking about?!"
"Awww, you're so cute. You're shy," Kagura said.
"Am not!"
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"Sign mine Hatori-san. Sign mine!" Momiji said excitedly.
"Ok."
"And mine," Yuki added.
"Oooh, oooh, oooh!" Ayame said waving his arms, "as your brother I'll sign you fieldtrip form."
"Sign mine too," B-Haru said.
"And mine!" Kyou shouted trying to get his form back.
Kagura ran off, "You want it, you got to catch me first."
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Uotani spotted the oddest thing, Kyou chasing Kagura, instead of vice versa.
"What are you guys doing?"
"She got my form," Kyou said.
Uotani snatched the paper, "This?"
"Give it back, please," Kagura said.
Kyou stuck out his hand.
Uotani smiled, "I'll give it to you. But…"
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Hanajima was walking down the hall and spotted Haru holding a sheet of paper.
"Hey."
He sneezed, "Hi."
"What are you doing?"
"I'm -achoo- looking at -choo- my fieldtrip form."
Hanajima frowned, "You're sneezing again?"
"I never -achoo- stopped."
TBC
A/N: Sorry for the slow update. It's not that funny but I tried to add some humor in this chapter. =) And I noticed I'm not really following my primary genre, so I got to get back on track.